Eating Alone

Doing any of those things will make you stand out as a walking red flag, faggot

>>39484552
that is kind of the goal isn't it

and there's plenty of straight guys with ear rings too

try slicing your throat open you stupid faggot.

>>39484574
>straight
>earring
they're closet faggots

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>>39484587
>try slicing your throat open you stupid faggot.
I'm too stupid
if you live near sf you can kill me if you want
or just beat me up or whatever

>>39484721
guess i'm flying down to san fran for a bit then

bright colored hair will attract betas that you'll end up resenting and cheating on. Though apparently you're in California, lol

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>>39484541
You dumb roastie you are not going to find a bf by just sitting there doing nothing, thinking qts will just come up to you cause they like your colorful hair. You aren't a fucking peacock. I was eating alone at Chipotle today and I say a cute grill with beautiful teal hair, but it ain't my job to entertain a bitc, if you want the D you gotta show interest, otherwise no ones gonna bother risking it to bother you, unless its some drunk ass, creepy weirdo or PUA sociopath. So I just at my beans and mired her hair then left.

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>>39484541
A couple of ear piercings can be nice. Don't pierce your face.

Just keep your hair a normal color and grow out your hair to this length.

You don't need to mutilate your body, just stay skinny and work out occasionally.

Miharu is my ideal apathetic femboy bf

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>>39484803
>cheating on.
anon I am literally a KHV with no friends, I don't do anything except post on 4chan all day
I am not capable of cheating
anyone giving me attention is more than I deserve and I most definitely wouldn't hate them

>>39484827
>You aren't a fucking peacock
not yet, that's why I am thinking of dying my hair though

>>39484847
The problem with growing my hair out to that length is that my hair stays straight for a few inches and then get really curly when it gets longer

and it looks kinda shit imo
but I am growing it out anyways because getting haircuts is always so stressful and I never know what to say

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>>39484885
Get a hair straightener and watch some videos on YouTube. You'll be a delicious uke before you know it.

>>39484926
>Get a hair straightener
I've never thought about doing this before, but I'll look into it, thanks

will this solve my no bf problems though

>>39484541
online dating seriously whether your a guy or a girl youll get dates in a matter of days, probably not long before someones bf material

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>>39484885
>1462777090344.jpg
Wiped the deadpan expression off my face and made me chickle

>made me chickle
and then I noticed that type=o and chuckled again

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>>39485101
>online dating seriously whether your a guy or a girl youll get dates in a matter of days, probably not long before someones bf material
stupidest suggestion, please delete this comment

online dating is for losers

I prefer to find bf the natural way, by whining on /r9k/

>>39485031
They're not expensive and you can always order one online or use a self check out if you're nervous.
I don't know if this will get you a bf, but if you're cute and with a good personality, I'd date you.

I'm 5'8" and builtfat, though, so you probably would like me.

>>39485226
Correction, wouldn't like me. Obviously.

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>>39485226
>builtfat
what does this mean??

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>>39485483
Muscular with some fat, no abs, but strong core.

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>>39484541
>If I get ear rings will it make me cuter and will it be easier to find a bf
yeah

>>39484541
Dumb twink, if you jump on craigslist or grindr you'd have 20 hits by tonight. Just download the app or make a listing, hop back on your dragon dildo for an hour, then you'll have matches. And get off this board.
Who am I kidding, I bet you're too much of a fucking airhead to do anything to help yourself.

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>>39486582
>Who am I kidding, I bet you're too much of a fucking airhead to do anything to help yourself.
can you make the post for me please

>>39484541

earrings have never made anyone cuter in the history of humanity

>>39486668
>earrings have never made anyone cuter in the history of humanity
what about dying my hair white though

>>39486621
Alright, here's an example of what you put in your bio you dumb anime posting slut
>"[age] male here, looking for someone to break me in. I've never been with a guy before so be gentle! (or don't [insert devil emoji])
>I like watching Japanese cartoons online, and snuggling. shoot me a message <3
>p.s i'm not the brightest so just use words like 'dick' and 'want to meet up bb?' when messaging me"

join my gay ass discord!
we can talk about yaoi and tfw no bf feels

6WuJAsa

>>39486713
Why would dying your hair white help?

>>39487040
>Why would dying your hair white help?
this

>>39486998
>join my gay ass discord!
>we can talk about yaoi and tfw no bf feels
>6WuJAsa
Why should I join

>>39488840
nvm you shouldnt

>>39488848
>nvm you shouldnt
Alright

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I kinda want cute earrings and maybe a tattoo.
But you shouldn't force yourself to do things that you don't wanna to get a bf. It will make you self conscious and feel like they're only with you for your appearance.
You need to make sure you get someone who likes you for who you are, and not for just your appearance.

But being fat/overweight and stuff doesn't help, and it's unhealthy, so don't do that unless you REALLY want to.

>>39486668
earrings are pretty cool, even lip piercings, but then again I was a former emo so there's some bias