>"Thanks for taking me out to Burger King, anon!"

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Wake up, goro.

Do you want to die? Can I pee in your mouth?

>>39484261
>y-you too
>leave

>>39484261
DIE BITCH DIE
>leap across table and strangle her
>fuck corpse

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>>39484261
>implying I have a girlfriend
>implying I have a girl who's a friend
>implying I leave my house
>implying I'd eat at faggot king and their greasy food
>ever
>implying that if I had money I'd waste it on some dumb ass roastie unless she promised to suck me off afterwards
>implying implying implying implying

>>39484461
>posts an image of a girl
you make me sick

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>>39484261
What the fuck am I doing here?
>notice the roastie in front of me
>enraged.jpg
>splash the drink in her face
>shove the burger and friend down her throat
>jump over the table and wrestle her to the ground while she's choking on said food
>rape her in her whore pussy and explode deep inside
>take out my liscenced gun and kill everyone in the restaurant
>kill self
At least I'm not a virgin anymore

>>39484282
>>39484402
>>39484461
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>>39484542
So edgy my fellow gentlemen sirs. Now I see why you're all virgins.

>>39484948
>not knowing that almost all replies in these "wat do" threads are larp for shits and giggles
>taking any of these replies seriously
>ever
You new here or something ?

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>>39484261
>wake up
But in an original way

>>39484261
No I wouldn't ever do that, this scenario is basically impossible because girls are nothing more than a distant, painful past memory to me now and I haven't done anything at all with a girl ever.

whos the girl?


shes so cute

>no problem
>attempt to get pussy

Ask her if she wants me to buy her a longer shirt.

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>>39484261
>masturbate to completion under table
>excuse myself
>take napkins to bathroom to dry pants
>she left and took both of my Whopper Jr. burgers

>>39484261

>Eat BK
>Almost guaranteed to get the shits
>Eat at McDonald's
>Fucking nothing

Tell her I'm at the wrong place and walk out.

>>39485067
jhulia pimentel is the name

Ask her if she is being sarcastic because I mean its just fucking burger king and we only went here because we got high a half hour ago and mutually wanted tendies.

>>39485812
oh i have a folder ofher, ha didnt recognize her, thanks

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>>39484261
Ask her if she wants to be my burger queen

>>39484261
R u the guy who posted her earlier on a dif board or something? I found her insta thru that.

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>>39485892
underrated

orgi

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>>39485892
tip top kek
o r i g y o u s t u p i d b o t

>>39484261
Thanks, now eat these eggs

>>39485358
>taking that long to finish a whopper
>not eating it as soon as you sat down and then fapped
Actually laughed out loud at this one, but hypothetically you would have deserved that for being so much of a pathetic faggot to masturbate under a table in public in front of a girl.

I legitimately once took a girl to in & out, got a footjob through my pants under the table then had sex in a public park with her. Just gotta choose the place.