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>>38101509
Yeah, I'm with a girl like that right now. Likes to play guys and leave them hanging. I'm not dating her because I don't want those games. We just hang out and have occasional sex and make out/cuddling sessions.

My advice, just fuck her while looking for someone new. Good that you started separating yourself. You need to dump her eventually.

You shouldn't date her, you know what you should do anon? You should make her orbit you. Give her less attention, she will act like she doesn't need you either but in reality she is a lot more emotional and will crave you a LOT more when you choose to not "need" her. You should talk to and hook up with other women anon, because she's most likely doing the same, even if you choose not to believe so. Once you start hooking up with other women, she will suspect it without you saying a word. Your posture will give that signal to her, then she'll fight for you like never before. This is facts of how the game should be properly played.

>>38101607
It's sad, but I guess time develops resistance and she isn't as attentive as she used to be.

>>38101680
What will happen if I do that?

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YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE RAPPER NOW YEAH DUDE 1 BETTER BE
OR YOU CAN FUCKING KISS MY ASS: HUMAN CENTIPEDE

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>>38101530
MOVE WHITE GIRLS LIKE ITS COKE UP MY ASS CRACK, MOVE BLACK GIRLS TO CAUSE FUCK ITILL DO EITHER I LOVE PUSSY I LOVE BITCHES DUDE I SHOULD BE URNNING PETA

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>>38101491
tell me pls this songs name

>>38101470
No amount of POV videos will come close to the real thing

>no smell of her shampoo as her hair tickles your nose
>no feel of her smooth skin as your lips brush her cheek
>no soft wet sensation as your tongue meets hers
>no warm rush as your bodies touch

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>>38101501
Of course not, but I need something to cope and get some sort of release or I'll drown in pathetic misery.

Not sure how that would work. If you're hugging someone you're just looking past them really. And pov kissing would just be really close up face shots. Even VR would never be a good simulation because of >>38101501

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>am i gay for being a faggot? - OP

You don't because trannies are fucking nuts. If you actually want to have sex with them you're a chaser but if you don't then you're a bigot. There's no winning unless you get a hooker.

>>38101462
It's simple, you just have to treat them like normal women. Don't mention anything about traps, shemales, tranny porn, etc. Those are dead giveaways you just want to fugg a tranny, and trannies find that offensive.

of all the gay threads this site has produced these bread and butter liberal threads are the most annoying and whiny.

>>38101454
when the left went full retard and it started becoming the problem

>>38101454
reddit's about 2 blocks down bub

the imagination of cuddling a cute clothed smile, waking up next to her and then having breakfast and listening to her talk about her life because you love her and you care about her stories

>>38101427
BBW/SSBBW, believe me

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>>38103571
They're gonna be big, believe me.

Go to the fuckin hospital OP, I have no idea how much anticholinergic is in those meds but it's not gonna be a recreational experience

>>38101411
are you 13? that's the only reason why you would trip on dxm.

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>>38101411
Looks like temptation already got the best of us.

bartard reporting

Cry more, SJWs.

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>>38101390
>defending the media just so you can attack trump

>>38101417

Oh please, I'm not a "SJW", I'm just a rational human being who doesn't like when the fucking president acts like a 6 year old

>>38101228
Cause your dick aims more easly into her g spot

>>38101228
Benin in bagina

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>>38101405
Benin knows bagina

Being a NEET is heaven compared to both.

I have worked both as trade assistant to an electrician, and as a legal secretary.

Yes those were low-end jobs, but I observed what my bosses did in those situation's (ie the electrician, and the lawyer) and they both seemed to have worse than me, they were way more stressed and did way more work. I just assisted them with their workloads.

>>38101204
How did you make the switch? I've been a stocker and merchandiser for a few years and I want a sit around in an office job pretty badly

my office job is great too

sit at my desk listening to mp3 player while entering records and stuff on the computer

Other human contact is other co-workers and occasionally the public but not often

They don't make your face look better they just make your face look retarded

>>38101219
It actually does some kind of distortion to make your face thinner/smaller as well as hide fucked up skin, there are also some apps that do it without the faggot dog shit.

>>38101201
it's not cat fishing, but it's obviously what you're doing but most people are oblivious to it. So if they're dumb enough to fall for it then w/e

>screech and flap my arms

>>38101184
>fighting imaginary people

what do you mean by this?

>>38101528
smacking the air, talking agressively, doing grimaces etc

>>38101171
Only white people think this way lmfaoo

I loved quest 64. I never understood what the hell I was doing when I was a kid though.

>>38101171
what game is that? also, what the fuck are you trying to say?

>>38101148
I had my mind set on Papa Johns for dinner but now you're making me rethink my plans.

>>38101148
What's that shit ? It doesn't even look like a pizza, more like brioche topped with cheese and pepperoni

Do americans really eat that ?

I dunno man, Pizza Hut is a solid choice.

Now this is an edition I can get behind

>>38101143
what flavour pot noodle?

>there are yanks in this thread RIGHT NOW

disgusts me desu