/britfeel/

Now this is an edition I can get behind

>>38101143
what flavour pot noodle?

>there are yanks in this thread RIGHT NOW

disgusts me desu

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>>38101143

The end is near, lads.

>tfw no crazy black gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c5ylayCXKw

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honk desu lads

Sunny afternoon in the garden lads.

What's everyone doing apart from fapping?

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>>38101178
trannies are digusting

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>>38101192
go honk on /bant/ instead, they love forced memes over there

>>38101199
https://youtu.be/pIKsHh3BFPI

Today's feels.

should get ready for work
but I'm not doing, for some reason

>>38101233
>work on a sunday
Shouldn't be allowed desu

>>38101178
>This is what the fans of Tilde and other tripfags want
>We still haven't run them out of /britfeel/

>Ebin's mom caught on Tesco cam

>>38101238


http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498955499894.webm

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>>38101233
>having a slave job that requires you to work on weekends

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>Watching show where people are getting evicted
>single mother and her young kids out on the street
>mfw

>>38101256
Only way it can be more tasty is if the kid is half cotton picker or half paki.

>>38101242
Not even sure why but just had a really solid chuckle at this video.

>>38101242
she was probably looking for an upgrade

>>38101246
it's only 3 hours
I have a quiche waiting for me when I get home

Why is britfeel dead recently?

Has everyone fucked off to 4+4chins due to the A-level newfags?

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>>38101199
Sounds nice lad. You doing anything in particular out there?

I have been playing Tekken a bit. Feeling quite confident with my Lee since I do well in treasure battles. Just need to go online and practice

>>38101233
What's your job lad? Working on Sunday is no fun

You lads ever did that mier Briggs personality test or whatever the fuck it's called? What did you get?

>>38101399
I work in a supermarket
It's closed as soon as my shift starts today, so it's quiet and sort of comfy

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>>38101407

INTP master race calling in

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>>38101396
The increase in these 'personalities' has put me off /britfeel/ recently and put quite a few other lads off. Honestly enjoy /britfeel/ right up until one of them posts then the thread just focuses on them and makes it a lot more dull.

>>38101407
ISTP-T

>>38101407
Originally ENTP

>>38101399
I'm prepping a Greek salad lad then gonna relax with a cafe creme.

Im glad that my grandfather was from a Mediterranean country as I don't die in the sun.

>>38101143
If I'm a yank who wants to go to a uni in the UK or Ireland, what are some recommendations?

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Really feel Jacob Rees-Mogg would post on /britfeel/ once in a while.

>>38101450
Anything in Bradford or Birmingham

>>38101450


Stay out.

Originally

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>>38101407
INFP here. Probably the worst personality type

>>38101431
That sounds really nice. Not having to deal with people much. How long's your shift this evening desu?

>>38101441
Where's your grandad from lad?

>>38101450
Drink our warm Ale and try McCoy's
Crisps.

Uni I would recommend to avoid London as it's majorly expensive and you would be surrounded by liberal sjw's.

Try Manchester or Wales.
Dublin is also nice.

LeedsLad, did you ever arrange another meet up?

why do young girls sit and do cartwheels in their gardens for hours on end? i dont get it

>>38101477
He's from Austro-Hungary then former Yugoslavia when he turned 2 years old in modern day Zagreb.

Been to audiologist recently and got told I need a hearing aid.

Any deaf lads hear? Do the hearing aids actually help clarity of speech? My volume is fine.

>>38101496
They are training for the 2020 Olympics. Most of us britfeel lads are also cartwheeling while phoneposting here. Ebin is always in full spin and that's why he can get a bit silly sometimes.

>>38101407
INTJ, probably because of my spergetti

>>38101515
Say that again mate?
Didn't quite catch you

>>38101515
>hear?
what a typo

>>38101532
lol x

>>38101532
[post you replied to in all caps for humorous effect]

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>>38101480
Surprised us in America hadn't come up with the idea of steak flavored chips (crisps) first.

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>>38101551
WHATS THAT SONNY? YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER

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>>38101192
Good post, Honk.

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>>38101192
honka honka honk

Had a sneaking suspicion one of my mate's gf doesn't like me. On one of my rare looks at facebook I see she's added literally everyone from our group of friends except me.

Not sure why she doesn't like me though, I've never said or done anything weird/creepy. I swear girls hate guys who are quiet or not constantly fighting to be the centre of attention.

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>>38101192
cluck > honk

desu

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Anyone want to trade for this bad boy?

>>38101611
Fuck off
>>38101628
Fuck off
>>38101399
Psst, tilde fuck off

>>38101641
>I swear girls hate guys who are quiet or not constantly fighting to be the centre of attention.
It's not that they hate you so much as what can you offer to them? It's not fleeting attention, fun, drugs, validation, or humour, so why would they bother?

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>>38101643
growl > cluck

Don't deny it

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>>38101192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJcfXiphF6g

>>38101664
I like you lad. Good post tbqh

>>38101674
We're a group of friends who just talk about nerd shit together, nothing's on offer for her from any of us apart from her boyfriend but she seems to have a particular problem with me.

You make women sound like kids who constantly need stimulation and attention. Are women incapable of just chilling out and chatting bollocks.

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>>38101664
I thought there would be a nice comment in those spoilers lad!

>>38101699
>You make women sound like kids who constantly need stimulation and attention.

Bingo, lad

>>38101641
>. I swear girls hate guys who are quiet or not constantly fighting to be the centre of attention.

all depends on the girl. the girls that hate quiet guys usually like guys fighting to be the centre of attention and vise versa

>>38101143

Ever wanked into a pot noodle lads?

>>38101710
Go away you smelly racist tranny

No one here actually likes you

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>>38101407
INTP
desudesu

>>38101699
>You make women sound like kids who constantly need stimulation and attention. Are women incapable of just chilling out and chatting bollocks.
Sorry Anon, but yeah. She's tagging along with her boyfriend to your nerd shit 100% out of boredom and to gawk at the zoo animals. Don't take it personally, their lives are just universes different from ours. They don't hate you.

>>38101740
That would make sense but he said she added everyone else in that group of friends except him.

>>38101699
>but she seems to have a particular problem with me
This happens all the time, probably feels shes in competition for his attention with you

>>38101754
He's probably just the least good looking one.

>>38101754
Maybe they all added her first, and he was the only one that didn't

>>38101641
Just do an ebinlad and withdraw from life

Serious question lads, if you somehow managed to be in charge of this country, or any country for that matter, what things would you allow or ban? or make mandatory, e.g. state mandated QT gfs

>>38101710
I really like you tilde, I bet you smell really nice

>>38101710
take ebin and fuck off to wizchan you judgmental racist lying narcicisst cunt

>>38101754
did they all send her a friend request? maybe she forgot about you or something.

>>38101714
>>38101740
I do remember my mum banging on about how women need excitement all the time. Me and my mates are the polar opposite and just wanna sit around talking about game lore or something which is probably why most of us have never had a gf I guess.

>>38101719
>the girls that hate quiet guys usually like guys fighting to be the centre of attention and vise versa
Not sure the inverse really exists does it?

>>38101770
Ban people using trips on anonymous image boards.

>>38101710
BAD LAD BAD LAD BAD LAD

I just brought the Modern Warfare trilogy, started playing MW2, brought me memories back in 2009 when I played the mission No Russian before it was controversial

>>38101656

>brian deane will never join your team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJOfYgIR7Uo

>>38101710
Dirty racist cunt who wants attention, try /soc/

>>38101783
>>the girls that hate quiet guys usually like guys fighting to be the centre of attention and vise versa
>Not sure the inverse really exists does it?
Yeah, but the only girls I've known like it were on the autistic spectrum. I didn't have an issue with that or anything, but I'm not attracted to women so it wasn't for me.

>>38101729
Stop this desu! The suspense of what's in the spoilers is bad for me!

I hope you've had a nice Sunday lad~

>>38101710
Have a nice day!

Just want to send you a nice comment to counteract the autist calling you racist all the time

>>38101799
He can at least join the /britfeel/ OP image.

>>38101771
>constantly vomiting
>takes pills to give him diarrhoea
>works in greggs sweating his manly frame off while he loads ovens with pasties

bet his breath fucking stinks of vomit and he smells like a chip fryer

>>38101770
Only allow those who have above average tested IQ's to ability to have children and sterilize those who don't and are unfit for society.

>>38101801
I think even those girls would prefer a loud, outgoing bully if they could get one to bother with them.

>>38101807
What part of go away you dirty racist are you struggling to deal with?

Don't just ignore people you rude cunt

>>38101783
Men need excitement too lad.

Your lack of desire for excitement is, for lack of a better description, a beta quality. You've given up, you're resigned to a boring life.

>>38101770
More than 2 children - BANNED
Luggage with less than 4 wheels - BANNED

>>38101807
you are really lovely tilde, ignore the pakis

>>38101770
I'd do fuck all because I don't know how to run a country.

>>38101807
your fake personality sickens me
>>38101837
the average tilde orbiter everybody

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>>38101824
>chip fryer
>greggs

>>38101830
Not convinced, think it'd be way too much sensory input and shit to process to be with a loud shouty chad. I know that's the situation for me anyway. Then again girls think differently so who ultimately knows?

>>38101833
I like my boring life though, wouldn't have it any other way and my friends are the same thankfully.

Can't stand being with #LADS going out for cheeky banter and all that wank.

>>38101880
>Then again girls think differently so who ultimately knows?
No one in here that's for sure.

the bennies shows on channel 5 are the goat

>>38101771
>>38101818
>>38101837
Love you lads!

>>38101773
>>38101788
>>38101800
>>38101832
Love you too lads. Though you can be mean!

>>38101892
>Can't stand being with #LADS going out for cheeky banter and all that wank

That isn't the only alternative to being a boring bastard. Maybe in whatever shit town you live in though.

>>38101898
you don't love anyone you just like the attention

your fake nice persona is sickening and you shoudl stop lying to everyone i don't know why you still post here

>>38101898
Drop this fake nice act you unconvincing tranny.

>>38101909
I do live in a place where these are pretty much your only options.

Need to move to be honest.

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>>38101664
>Implying I care about the waifu attention seeking
2D idol posts will be praised regardless.

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mummy brought me home some mcnuggets haha

> browse UK meet up threads
> literally never anyone from my city
> finally someone from my city posts saying the same thing (i.e why is there never anyone else from this place)
> I respond
> never get a (You)


Why is the world so cruel lads?

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3d>2d

Ori

>>38101939
you can fuck off too ebin you sad cunt

>>38101940
Keep it up lad. I'm meeting someone from here soon. Should be fun

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>>38101192

moo

bl0c

>>38101939
your pathetic life needs sorting out lad

>>38101940
Anyone up for meeting in Birmingham airport next week lads?

Gonna go for a Frankie n Bennies in the lounge.

>>38101970

I would be up for that

>>38101807
Hey tilde, fuck the fuck off
>>38101930
Fuuuuck off
>>38101939
Fuck off lad
>>38101958
You too, move along and fuck off

>>38101970
>saku tries to find more anons to bum

Worried about anime becoming more and more popular with mainstream shit. Hope the Japs never pay any attention to Western consumers, yank women always bang on about how the boobs are too big or shit's too perverted in anime.

>>38102005

It'll do you good lad, you don't need that Jap shit

Gonna shag that ugly 54yo prozzie again tonight lads

>>38101958
fuck off nymph

>>38101970
Sure lad, just call me - 01216265000

Say you want to buy some weed in Birmingham so I know it's you.

>>38101990
I'm going not this Friday but the Friday after on the 14th.

If you're up for it then we'll meet.

>>38102005
You don't have to worry, they don't give a shit about the west that worships them, nevermind the liberal retards wanting to shape it to their standards.

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>when you realize Tilde has an amazing upper half body and an amazingly cute face

>>38102027
a do tae survive

>>38102068
You haven't seen it, hush now lad.

>>38102003
he was made to BE bummed, not the other way around

>>38101996
You need a hug, lad?

>>38102040
kin ell, at least go for someone half that age. Any pics?

>>38102046
Nice try old bill

>>38102068
Fuck off Tilde, no one likes you and your many body anymore

>>38102077
but I like the floppy old ladies lad. Sure its weird but imho there's nothin better than burying muh face in her soggy minge and saggy arse.

Just started getting on nasel tobacco lads.

>>38102040
so, do you get a family discount?

>>38102041

I don't know who Nymph is, my waifu is the purple-haired girl on the left

>>38102068
tilde doesn't give a fuck about you ebin dont waste your time defending him

if his other pics are anythign to go by he will look like phil mitchell

Lads.

I'm joining the army.

I'm sick of my life.

>>38102135
Well, I guess it takes all sorts! Still, pics?

>>38102161
sure you are, mate. And who are you getting to pass the endurance tests for you?

>Another single mother randomly messaging me.

Not today lad.

>>38102174
I'm /fit/ lad.

>>38102143
I wish it was like that
>>38102167
nice try doxxanon

>>38102188
Pics of the prozzie, not you, ya plank

I'm guessing she's on adultwork or something anyway

>>38102179
"Be my babys daddy because I made a terrible mistake of shagging a fuckboy and blame everyone but my miatake.

But I'm doing great in life, I swear anon"

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>It's a D.Va constantly cucks me match

Lads, how many 8/500 co-codomals should i take for a decent buzz

>tfw just ordered 2 papa johns extra large cheese and tomato pizzas with some dips

looks like my food is sorted for the next week

>>38102201
yeah I got that but I don't want people messaging her or something

>>38102179
>tfw this will probably be my only option in a few years time

>>38102269
just cook, its cheaper you lazy fatty

>>38102179
My first BF cheated on me with a single mother of 3 kids, then married her and kept asking for my dick

Always was odd that one.

>>38102275
Don't know why she tried contacting me. she is boring as fuck. Someone is gonna settle for that.

You can do better lad I'm sure of it.

>>38102293
Very Jezza Kyle mate

>>38102293
>implying gay people have morals

brought it upon yourself

>>38102293
I'm lost, are you a gay man or something?

Helping my mum set up wii fit

What's the best way to murder someone?

Rap today is weird lads.


Being a goth/emo from the 2004/2007 era is now in.

Lil Peep reminds me of the faggots I saw as a teenager.

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>>38102326
>that one time the gays in this thread tried to say its harder to hookup as a gay than a straight and not all are degenerate cock hoppers

>>38102325
>Don't know why she tried contacting me. she is boring as fuck

Are you holding out for an interesting woman? Aren't they kind of one in a million? Usually just tag along with an interesting guy.

>>38102355
>britfeel prision gays
When you demand your male partner looks like a preteen anime girl it probably is harder.

>>38102349
My theory is guys like him, Uzi Vert, xxxtenatacion, etc. grew up listening to rap music but they also liked anime and because of that they stumbled upon AMVs on youtube and got into emo and nu-metal.

>>38102326
Don't remind me. I've never found a single monogamous gay person. Every one wanted it "open". Degenerates. Which is why I sometimes get jealous of the "fat hairy" (his words, not mine!) britfeeler and his /v/ boyfriend.

>>38102328
Yea I'm a bender

>>38102355
No, what we say is it's harder to have a nice, loving, exclusive relationship than a straight person. Everyone knows it's a joke to hook up with randomers.

>>38102349
Does this mean we get emo girls back? I hope so, that was hot.

>>38102388


Don't ever put Lil Peep in the same category as faggot as uzi vert and xxxtentacion you mong

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>>38102413
>getting this touchy over memerap

>>38102409
I loved a suicidal white bitch sucking me off.

>>38102388
Probably.

Yeah, I agree anon.

>>38102447


Peep is banging your wifu

>people actually enjoy "sadboys" ""trap"" and xxxtencpersonalitydisorder and chadaddictboys

its insane clown possee all over again

>>38102349
I would respect him a lot more if he didn't look like a MySpace user from 2006.

Or wear those hello kity hats like the fucking bender that he is. https://youtu.be/wckAAh-V428

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/britfeel/ in ISIS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4658436/Jihadi-life-ISISn-t-used-be.html

>>38102479
The fucking 90's have returned in the form of sadboys rap.

I could never stand juggalos lad.

>>38102534
>cocktails

I hope he means mocktails. Haram

Do people still use zeemaps here?

>gay cousin sneezed on me

am i infected with degeneracy and aids?

>>38102479
ICP are still a cult though. I get the feeling all but one of these rappers will fade into obscurity. Already sort of happened to Yung Lean.

>>38102570
Im not the same age as TJ Kirk so no lad.

>>38102570
It's mostly just to see if anyone is nearby. It's not meant as an actual meeting tool

>>38102233
Do a cold water extraction lad so you don't damage your liver. I think you need 70-100mg codeine for a good one. DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT ingest that proportionate amount of paracetamol.

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>tfw no cute chubby asian gf to sit on my face

>>38102589
>TJ Kirk
Figuratively who?

>>38102602
Really? Damn, that sucks. I know lot of people here are just roleplaying but I genuinely want some people to hang out with. It's pretty boring being on my own.

>>38102588
Yung Lean faded out bc cloud rap got old.

Same as Odd Future faded due to teenagers growing up and Bones and $uicide Boy$ will follow.

>>38102534
Bet we're just gonna let this guy back in when is all over

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>Deodorant says EXTRA STRONG GUARANTEED 24HR PROTECTION
>pit stains two hours after spraying
why are companies allowed to advertise like this when it's demonstrably not true?

>>38102630
>laid next to one right now
It's a good feeling lad. Hope you get to experience it.

>>38102778
You should start using driclor

>>38102778
*for UP TO 24 hours

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you ever draw autistic shit?

it's soothing and fills the time, used to do it quite a bit when I was NEET

>>38102293
>always was odd that one
How is that odd to you? You're gay; you've seen firsthand how mentally unstable, irrational and degenerate gays are.

>>38102329
wrap the wii's power lead round her neck, smash her head off something say she did it whilst getting carried away doing her exercises.
smash her over the head with the wii fit board, no way out of that though. well slight possibility she was doing step exercises hit the edge of the board causing her to fall and the board to flip into the air landing on her head.
are there any small parts she could choke on.
that;s all I can think of i'm afraid. hope it helps.

>>38102788
>driclor

will that stuff work on my back?

Lads.

I need your fucking advice.

I'm 25 got a degree, worked various jobs since finishing a few years ago.

I'm fucking sick of my job never letting me progress anywhere so I quit. Now I have only 2 choices left to get myself into making a good living as im sick of wagecucking

Either take this job offer to move to Chile with arould a grand in basic pay plus commision a month and a 4 month paid apartment.

Or just sod it all and join the Army over here and progress through that.


I wake up unhappy working in this city lads.

I'm tired of chads being rich, blasting past me in a car while I take the daily bump and grind, im tired of having no mates, im tired of being here.

>>38102005
stop watching moeshit, your life will improve

>tfw got a yellowhead spot on my willy

>>38101407
ISTJ lad. Someone has to pay the taxes for these NEEts around here and I don't see why it shouldn't be me.

>>38102867
Maybe. I only used it for my armpits and it worked perfectly.

>>38102868
Woah woah, slow down lad.
Okay, so first of all what's your degree?

>>38102868
Go to Chile you fucking arsehole.

Get away and never look back.

>>38102892
Accounting and Finance pal.

>>38102868
Move to Chile, lad. Get out of England while you can, Londonistan is growing and there isn't much time left.

>>38102868
I'd probably go with the latter. How many times in your life are you gonna get a job offer in a foreign county

>>38102868
>Either take this job offer to move to Chile with arould a grand in basic pay plus commision a month and a 4 month paid apartment.

Sounds about a fucking million times better than joining the army.

Why would you join the army if you're tired of chads disrespecting you? That's basically all it is.

>>38102912
>How many times in your life are you gonna get a job offer in a foreign country

Loads. It's not as difficult as people think.

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/615106574/save-pepe

His killing off pepe didn't work, why does he think this will work at 'saving' pepe

>>38102906
Okay, that's reasonable. Now what is it you want to progress to that you haven't been able to reach so far?

I'm ignoring Chile because that's ridiculous and you know it. Chile is a shit country. The UK isn't all that brilliant, but it's certainly better than a 2nd world mudhole that speaks a different language.

>>38102778
You're using it wrong

>>38102868
If I had a chance to get out of here I would.

>>38102913
>>38102912
>>38102907
I think that's what I'm gonna do lads.

I really can't stand this country anymore and slaving away while middle aged women complain at me for not having tbe right products in.

>>38102946
>Chile is a shit country

t. guy who has never been to Chile.

>>38102955
Do it then you lazy fag.
Reminder to all the normies on here, if you aren't physically disgusting then you are voluntarily here

anyone know who sells decent undershirts?

need something to soak the sweat up at work in the summer heat.

>>38102981
Stick a tampax under each pit

>>38102946
Isn't it the highest standard of living in South America?

>>38102979
>gets robbed immediately

>>38102946
Chile is a brilliant country. Better weather than the UK, better food than the UK, more attractive women, better quality of living for your money.

>>38102981
>Wearing an additional layer because its too hot.

>>38102980
I'm under qualified for the type of job I have and lucked my way into it in the UK. I could never get a similar position/pay in a foreign country. If I could speak German I'd move there without a moment hesitation though.

>>38103006
Are you saying that you went to Chile and you were robbed immediately? Or is this just your ignorant assumption based on nothing at all?

>>38103024
Germany is brilliant lad. You don't absolutely need to speak German to live and work here. My girlfriend works with a few people who don't speak very good German at all. One guy has been here for 10 years and he can hardly speak it. Everyone under 40 can speak English.

>>38102946
I've been offered a job as a accountant in Chile lad.

I couldn't get hired here as I didn't pass the interviews in the UK, nobody seemed to want me. Thus, I turned into a wageslave.

Chile is my only chance at making my degree worth it.

>>38103044
I had a good time when I was there but I really wouldn't feel comfortable not being able to read the news/signs or understand the random chatter going on in the streets.

I might try and pick it up again since I did a bit in school.

>>38103044
>My girlfriend works with a few people who don't speak very good German at all
britnumales gf confirmed for taking migrant cock.

>>38103020

i'm a sweaty bloke irrespective of how hot it is so i just want something to reduce the sweat seeping through the back of my shirt.

>>38103061
Being an accountant is being a wageslave for most people

>>38103027
I'm not stopping you obituary number #9887. Its your own life

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>>38103067
Doesn't really bother me. You can understand the signs if you know the names of the places. If you ever get lost you can just use the GPS on your phone. Not really bothered about reading German newspapers or listening to people talk on the street.
>>38103070
Pipe down Ebin.

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>>38103061
Looks better than most places here anyway.

>>38103061
Don't go to Chile, you'll regret it. stay here until you get work, that's all I can say.

Going to Chile will be alienating, dangerous, depressing and you won't feel at home, you never will. You'll be ostracised for being different from the natives because you ARE different. This will always be your home, stay here and make it yours. Britain for the British, Chile for Chileans.

>>38103089
Not everyone is as terrified of life as you are. Pathetic, no wonder you can't get a gf.

>>38103113
>I'm scared to live my life so you should be too

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>>38101407
Just done it. There ya go.

>>38103113
but lad he'll get some qt latina poon for being an educated white male, and the women there if he gets any will treat him better than any in the uk what with all the entitlement these days

>>38103147

>only 65% introverted


normie leave this board

>>38103132
>I refuse to acknowledge demonstrable evidence that says diversity reduces all social capital and leads to nothing but problems for all parties involved so you should too

>>38103118
>>38103132
>Don't be scared of life bro!
t. ends up mugged and murdererd in some southeast asian dump

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>tfw salary fag

oregano

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>when you quit your job of nearly 3 years and crawl back to /britfeel/ after 5 days

>>38103160
I've been all over the world, never had any problems with anyone. Honestly, you sound a bit pathetic. Don't let imagining the worst case scenario stop you from living a full and interesting life.

>>38103177
tripFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

authentany originaltano here

>>38101143
Fucking hell, a Pot Noodle and a wank would be fantastic on a Sunday afternoon.

A Brazilian Rib Pot Noodle and a good nut to some Mei.

>>38103154
This motivates me even more.

Lads, really wish everything was done by robots already so we don't have to work and can life on the money the government takes in taxes.

>>38103154
Most women here aren't the best but they certainly aren't entitled. Bar top tier blonde roastlets that cross the street when you walk past

>>38103154
They want a white chad, simply being pale isn't going to get you the real qts.

>>38103221
>everything done by robots
>taxes

>>38103210
You'd be crazy not to take the job offer in Chile lad.

I don't want to put the UK down, but...well...you'll see.

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>>38103276

Why are you posting with a trip right now?

>>38103154
>TFW some lefty bird straight out of unis first speech at the house of commons was about how 'intimidating' the house is.
If you are intimidated and can't handle it maybe you shouldn't have fucking power you dozy cow.

>>38103266
The rich would own the businesses and be making profit like mad cunts because maintenance would be cheaper than staff.
You telling me government won't want a piece?

>>38103289
Wanted to give some context to the advice as being from someone who has both lived abroad a lot and has been to Chile.

>>38103276
I'm gonna do it lads.

I speak with the company tomorrow morning. Will update progress on tomorrows thread.

>>38103330
Any more tips on the standards of living over there pal?

>>38103333
Good luck, mate. It'll be well worth the change in scenery I reckon.

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>>38102005
Western women can't compete with the B.O.C (Big Otaku Cash)

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Is the new Crash game garbage or something? Multiple anons were excited but I haven't seen them since.

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>>38103330

Ah fair enough mate. My apologies for jumping the gun. Been outta britfeel for a long time and thought tripfags might have taken root.

>>38103210
>excuse me miss I think you look lovely tonight, fancy a drink?
>blows scopalamine into your drink
>wake up without a kidney
>go outside and get robbed at gunpoint

Such is life as a gringo

>>38103362
Maybe, just maybe they are playing it?

>>38103362
i think its actually the opposite and they're all too engrossed to be posting

>>38103362
Could be they're playing it instead of posting

Iv heard really good things and the reviews are glowing

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>>38103362
I'm too busy playing it lad, it's great fun.

>>38103359
Can you imagine sombody over the age of 30 having a room like this?

>>38103376
For 48 hours in a row without a break? Yeah maybe.
>>38103380
>>38103388
Yeah most likely. I'm probably overrating how much time everyone else lurks this thread. Why bother when you've got a new fun vidya.

>>38103440
Maybe they are also sleeping lad.

>>38103427
Hard to imagine, almost as sad as living at home.

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>>38103440
>I'm probably overrating how much time everyone else lurks this thread. Why bother when you've got a new fun vidya.

yeah haha, couldn't imagine doing this. Having so much fun on the NEW VIDYA

>>38103427
the waifu shit is so fucking cringy. they are virgins so why are they obsessed with cartoon women.

>>38103362
I hear it's alright but people are miffed that it's locked at 30 fps despite being remakes of Playstation games. Still hoping it comes to PC and there's a chance it might.

>>38103463
They want to be a cartoon women themselves.

>>38103454
stop moaning ebin. its the same shit with you.

>>38103333
Quads confirm it lad. Keep us updated. You're going to love it. If not, you can always come home and you won't be any worse off than you are now.

>>38103356
I'm guessing you're going to Santiago? You'll be able to rent a nice furnished apartment for about 350 quid a month. A pint of beer in a bar is about 2.50. A meal out in a decent restaurant is about a tenner a head. You'll live well.

>>38102850
Cheers paI

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>>38103491
>its the same shit with you.

don't remind me lad

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>>38101192
Is this a new meme that I've had the pleasure to have not encountered?

>>38103512
>don't remind me lad

then stop complaining. its going to be the same until you stop being a mong.

>>38103494
I will do mate, thanks.

>>38103494
Thanks again mate, this seems like such a good life aha.
I can't wait to try the food.

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>>38103454
I'm on here just as much as you Ebin, along with others I'll bet.We just don't all have some avatar/trip.

job searching sucks.

>no qualifications
>no driving license
>not much experience
>poor physical fitness

rules out a lot of work, m8ies. i can fix all of this stuff with time but fuck me it's embarrassing to still be living with my folks at nearly 24 years old. want to get out.

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>>38103536
>>38103564
was just a joke lads calm down

>>38103563
Food is great. Lots of delicious meat stew type things. Of course Santiago is a really international city so you can get most types of food. The national drink is a spirit called pisco. Give it a shot. A pisco sour is a brilliant cocktail.

>>38103533
It was a good honking post before you waifufags used it for yourselves.

>>38103580
Get a job at McDonald's you snooty cunt.

>>38103629
I honked your mum, mate

>>38103629
I just saw everyone posting waifus, and just decided to join in.

>>38103533
Waifu posters agent creative or funny enough to create memes. The only thing they have going for them is autism.

>>38103592
>calm down
Nothing in my post is angry.

CALM DOWN KIDDA LA

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>feel lonely
>take advice given
>read
>lift
>take the time to be thankful for the small things
>practise a skill
>realise nothing has changed and im still the only one in the room

Theres no fixing this

>>38103679
Well, I can't really argue against that. I have a sample size of one (1) waifu poster to go by, and I'm not creative OR funny.

But, on the other hand, this meme is neither creative nor funny, so checkmate, I suppose.

>>38103739
Patience mate. You can't expect things to change overnight. It took you years to get yourself into this situation. It will take years to get you out of it.

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>>38103739
I'm also in this situation. Still hoping things will get better though.

I've limited my purchase of a new PS4 game down to 2 choices:
-Final Fantasy XV
-Yakuza Zero

I recently bought the Odin Sphere remake but just got so bored of it after a couple of hours. Boring combat and pretty tedious inventory management.

What would you recommend I get then lads? I'm all ears

Lads serious question?

Would you cringe at 25 & 30+ year olds still stuck in their weeb phase.

>>38103808
It might take years to get out of this but it only takes 100 ish hours to 100% assasins creed 4

>>38103867
Id go for Yakuza

>>38103875
This better not be who I think it is mocking me for being a weeb at this age

Don't bully!

>>38103875
Yes. I still cringe at my mates who are almost 30 still in their 'goth' stage. Birds can get away with it, but guys just don't.

I bought 30 quid's worth of junk food yesterday, cooked it while my parents were out and then tried to eat it before throwing most of it away.

>>38103894
50 year olds in their "metal" stage are the worst

Cut your fucking hair

>>38103875
It is a bit cringy to be honest.
a 25 year old who likes to watch an odd series or miyazaki film is gine
but if you watch moeshit or something then it's quite unattractive

>>38103913
Tell me about it lad. The best thing is my mates still dressing in baggy jeans and black tees/hoodies think me and my other mate have turned chav because we changed clothes and grew out of metal.

>>38103953
Same with cartoonfags.
I mean I like Regular show and even grafity falls when it aired, but people my age who won't shut up about adventure Time, Steven universe, gumball etc needs to bolt.

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I hate the stigma that comes with having no education.

>>38104039
How uneducated are you?

>>38103637
only job going at my local mcdonald's is evening shifts. got no way to get home at the end of the day, m8. no busses running, otherwise i would've applied for it.

>>38103875
>have to stop watching anime at one point

Well this just hit me like a train

where do you lads buy your clothing?

>>38104071
My local MD is literally at the edge of town next to a motorway where general footpaths end. My jobcentre made me apply for it anyway and I got an interview. Thankfully because of my long hair I was turned down.

>>38104128
Haven't bought any new clothes in several years. Last I bought was a 4-pack of t-shirts from ASOS.com

>>38104128
USC, Scotts (online), House of Fraiser, TK Maxx, JD.

>>38101477
Diaf you racist tripfag cunt. Not even ironically...just kys and do the world a favour.

>>38104132
thats brutal. why'd they not let you work with long hair? i've got long hair too but girls can work with long hair right?

Anyone fancy some Tekken? I'm stuck at Expert and feel pretty depressed about it desu

>>38104187
This paki being assblasted.

>>38104128
Asos, Uniqlo and Sports Direct.

>>38104039
its a stereotype that is true in most cases though. most people who do have no education are either scallies or degenerate neets. very few are good will hunting type people.

why do you care anyway, especially if you're a neet?

purchased a fidget spinner from asda today.

twist?

im a 31 year old virgin loser, no gf ever living with 9 smelly romanians

>>38104207
Probably because he didn't look 'clean'.
I have hair kinda similar to Liam Gallagher circa 96 and I still got employed.

>>38104248
Why are you living with 9 Romanians?

>>38104128
river island, burtons, jd, Asos, littlewoods.

>>38104238
>Scallies
Alright our kid.

>>38104271
because im a fuck up

>>38104291
Lad, I'm fairly certain even your parents wouldn't want something like that happen to you. Why not live with them again, if they're still alive that is?

>>38104187
Has evening prayer at the mosque finished already lenlad?

>>38104207
>>38104259
I was clean shaven with it tied back.

I suppose I didn't look professional anyway.

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What does it feel like to have a female companion anons?

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>>38090622
Haha yes lads I just found the nosehair, turns out it was lodged in one of my keyboard keys and I couldn't see last night because I was shitposting in total darkness haha

The party's not over yet

>>38104383
exciting and nerve wrecking.

>>38104372
guys with long hair look fucking weird. especially middle aged 'men'. i wouldn't hire one either

>>38104399
Fuck off wannabe tilde

>>38103894
I fucking hate this.
I cringe whenever I see a plus 30 dressing like the moshers/goths of ozzfest I hung about with in my youth.

Also lads on that note, I went back to Manchester the other week and I walked past a guy who tried getting off with ny younger sister at a party years ago and I had to go pick her up.

He was a "internet famous emo" back in the 2007 era.

Now in his 30s he looks exactly the same.
It's fucking disturbing. The guy apparently went to jail and found a clip of him on judge rinder.

>>38104399
fuck off you boring cunt
orig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9RbUuTuJ9o

Move over 3d women, 2d is here to stay

>>38104316
He's probably living in a house share.

>>38104428
Let me guess, he went to prison for sexual assault/statutory rape?

>>38104428
Report him to the police for kiddie touching. Old Ian Watkins is proof of that stereotype

>>38104316
my mum died in '09 and living with my dad doesn't work. at least my fidget spinner works after i oiled it

>>38101450
Learn the lyrics to wonderwall before you even think about going to uni here

>>38104460
used to be a girl who lived up by me who was obsessed with lostprohpets and Ian Watkins back in the day. haven't seen her in years cause she moved away but when the news came out about him i was so worried about her. did he actually end up doing stuff with underage fans? was there evidence of that?

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>>38104455
>>38104460
Found his twitter.
This is him.
He's 30 years old.

>>38104383
Thrilling if you like her, infuriating if you don't.

>>38104503
>did he actually end up doing stuff with underage fans? was there evidence of that?

Yeah but only ones that were about seventeen years under age.

>>38104503
Pretty sure there was. There was evidence of him planning to fuck the baby of some woman who was a fan of his.
Then the animal porn they found in his possession too.

That annoying cunt Oli Sykes from Bring me the horizon is meant to be a bit of a pedo too with underaged girls. Again not much of a surprise looking at the prick.

>>38102409
Means we get emo lads back though. Theres nothing i want less

>>38104557
He got arrested for pissing on a girl I think. What is up with these emo looking types being sexual deviants?

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>>38104409
>>38104537
>tfw I've never had a female companion and I'm 20

Please tell me there's hope.

>>38104579
Aye, heard about that one. Also was that Blood on the Dancefloor lot, one of the was meant to be a fan of underaged girls.
Least they aren't as prominent nowadays thankfully.

>>38104573
Well I couldn't go back to that even if I wanted to, most of my hair has fallen out now.

>>38104603
Yeah there was that blogpost by a band that toured with them. Sounds like one of them was a massive pervert and was always inviting underage girls onto the tour bus.

>>38104584
fucking hell, don't post creepy wojaks pls.

fug lads, split is actually a cracking movie, never would have expected it