Autistic shit we do alone

>screech and flap my arms

>>38101184
>fighting imaginary people

what do you mean by this?

>>38101528
smacking the air, talking agressively, doing grimaces etc

>>38101184
10/10 accurate description of me, find a weird girl they will fart and burp along with you

>talk to myself
>fight with myself
>laugh with myself
>hug the picture I printed out
>sleep with the picture

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>>38101542
i-in public?

>>38101184
I talk to myself all the time, in fact I even sing songs to myself in the morning about random shit I see.

I'm what you would call a successful normie too.

>>38101184
I don't know if this is autistic or not but:
>I often play with my balls and penis just for no reason
It's kind of comforting, actually

>>38101613
it's normal, if youre a teenager

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>>38101576
unfortunately I will do some these things in public, even at parties with pic related

>>38101184
OH JEEZ I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE "LEL, NORMIES WILL FIND THIS WEIRD XD" SHIT THAT WILL END UP ON ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT TREAT US LIKE ZOO ANIMALS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE FUCKING NORMGROIDS.
FUCK
OFF

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>>38101576
>"autistic shit we do alone"
>"alone"
>alone

>>38101659
I understand that anon. the mind wanders though and cheese is fattening

>>38101655
>LEL IM SUCH AN OLDFAG!
>Praise kek am i right, guys?

>>38101655
hey I don't have any friends and I still enjoy those vids, they're not even that popular

>play video games
>record everything i play
>use capture card for console, use shadow play for PC games, neither of which disturb gameplay so recording the games themselves is not that big of a hassle
>don't even do anything with the footage, just keep playthroughts of games on an external hard drive
>build up an archive of gameplay
>everything neatly assorted in folders bearing the game's name
>files are usually divided into chapters, depending on the game
>have a .txt file in every game folder detailing what each file contains, like in what file the plot twist happens or in what file i did a real SICC NASTY combo
>also have a .txt file detailing what i thought about the games i play at certain times. for instance what i thought of the game after finishing it for the first time or what maybe why i didn't finish playing a game
>external hard drive's getting full
>can't afford a new one
>can't play games if i can't archive them
>do nothing
I wish I could just not bother but I can't.

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>curse to myself, repeating the same word over and over again
>pretend I'm holding a long speech in front of a crowd of chads and stacies, leaving them all flabbergasted
>think and play out entire scenario's, usually involving me dying of cancer or me accomplishing my dreams and meeting the love of my life
>make songs up off the top of my head and sing them, I think they're good at the time but I never write them down out of fear of finding out they suck
>scream and hit the wall or bite my hand whenever I feel self-hate brewing

>>38101197
Seriously? How often do you do it?

>>38101784
can't you delete the old ones or are you too attached to them, like a hoarder?

>>38101784
why don't you post them on youtube or /v/ or something? you can share them in video or post form, then put them on a separate physical hard drive.

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>>38101184
>Vidya, grind on GTA V and Doom mostly, use to love halo until Halo 5 came out
>Talk to myself whether when somethings pissing me off or if I'm being interviewed as a politician
>Am lactose and tolerant so I couldn't eat anything that had milk during throughout my childhood so I developed a thing for cheese mostly Macoroni and cheese, I buy Velveeta in a box, shit tastes awesome, eat it once in a while
>Have fantasies of me getting promoted in work or doing something outstanding that gives me praise or running and getting elected into office of anything
>Like op I like metal and hard rock but nothing 2edgy

>>38101784
Dont delete them buddy, if.you ever happen to have a child you can gift him a video every certain period of time or something like that, it would be like watching a tv serie for him

>>38101934
Oh also I spend most of my time looking up geopolitical and national news

>>38101838
If I have to delete them, there wouldn't be a point to recording them in the first place and all that time that I spend recording it would have been wasted. I guess it is like a hoarder.

>>38101911
I've been thinking of just putting it all on YouTube, only that YouTube compresses video. I would like to have the raw footage if possible, but uploading them online somwhere is an alternative to running out of space.

>>38101953
It is for posterity, not necessarily for anyone but myself though. I want to be able to look back and reflect on time I spent enjoying something. Sometimes I feel like I'm wasting my time playing video games and recording and storing it all somewhere helps allieviate that a bit.

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>>38101934
>lactose and tolerant

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>>38101184
Keep remembering 2006 for days until it becomes real again.

>>38102138
Whoops I meant intolerant

>>38101659
You could be alone in public baka

>Sing
>Jump and sing and dance
>Spit on the floor

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>>38101184
>talk about my suicidal thoughts or just my problems out loud to myself.
>when i finish a game, anime, manga, book or comic i do a review on it, giving a score out of ten and saying the strong and weakpoints of it.
>look at normies through the window hafe fun like some sort of creep.
>watch videos that piss me off just so i can actually feel something other then sadness
>radomly impersonate characters like darth vader, gandalf etc..
>i unironically think i deserve a women because i'm a really nice and genuine person
>always want to live in fantasy worlds, i legit wanted to quit everything and become a sailor because of pirates of the carribean.

Hahahaha kek kek kek kek it's fucking hilarious AHAHAHAHAHA

>>38101184
>talk to myself in the mirror like he's another person
I'm so lonely

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>>38101659
provolone

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>>38101184
>Talk to myself really loudly and argue with people I know, but in my head
>Get really angry at something someone said years ago because I just argued with them in my head and it was brought up
>Steal panties from people I house-sit for
>Walk alone at 3 am to see the sunrise by myself like an anime character
>Dissasociate and forget what I just did two seconds ago
>Constantly misplace things and spend hours looking for them because I dissociated in the middle of making food
>Sleep in the daytime and watch cartoons all night
>Talk to myself in the voice of a cartoon character and then laugh at my own impression

>>38101184
>gymrat bouncer when at work
>autistic, fanfiction reading brony when alone

I wish I could find people to be autistic about small horses around

I do most of the things posted but I never considered myself as autistic.... What the fuck

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>cum on my Hatsune Miku body pillow and rub it all over her face
>talk to my body pillow about my problems
>eat my pubic hairs and throw them on the basement floor
>binge watch my favorite animes until I fall asleep
>scream at people and call them autistic niggers in GTA V even though that's what I am
>sneak out of the basement at night and eat all the tendies in the fridge
>spaz out and scream "fucktard" at random
>punch the wall out of anger when I think about those successful asshats I used to call my "friends"

Holy fuck I love being me

>>38101642
You might actually have autism op

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>>38105079
No shit, just like the rest of us

>just bought round circle glasses with black frames

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>>38105079
well yeah, The worst thing is that the only ones who understand are equally autistic strangers on the interwebs.

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>listen to music while washing dishes
>pretend I'm a DJ playing music for the crowd

>if I fart before a shower I'll turn around and sniff it up hard

>steal disposable rubber gloves from work and jerk myself off with them like a condom
>cum
>toss in trash

>finger my asshole just to feel if there's poop in it

>have an external HDD with 700 GB of top tier porn I've collected for over 4 years.
>organized by actress

>hold my farts at work when around people
Does everyone else do this? I feel like I fart way too fucking much.

>enjoy the smell of my shit
>after I take one I turn around and put my face above the toilet
>take in deep breaths of it

>>38101784
The fact that you haven't dumped all of it onto Youtube and make massive bank fucking baffles me. Post that shit and cash out my nigga

>>38103759
Why don't you record yourself reviewing your stuff and post it to youtube anon?

>>38101574
>hug the picture I printed out
>sleep with the picture
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I do this with my own drawings, I might still that though

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>>38106516
I get pretty anxious about stuff like that. I may start a youtube in the future though. And thanks for the (you).

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>use the carpet as a phlegm sponge
>spit on the curtains
>grind my ass against the door handle or any pointy furniture when my anus itches
>wipe the cum off my cock with the sheets i use to cover myself at night with

>>38106798
Holy fug I meant to write steal not still

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I still "play" in the same autistic universe I made up when I was a little kid in school, having "space battles" at recess with twigs, imagining the school was a giant fortress and that trees and rocks were huge super-cities miles tall. Have a whole storyline which I have posted on here before, with characters, epic climactic battles, entire eras shifting in this one massive war. I still do it sometimes, the only difference is that I listen to music while doing it, and I don't make "pew pew" sounds and snap sticks. Usually. I get frustrated because I am so attached to this story yet it is difficult to imagine sometimes, I don't know if it's because I need some fresh material or because my imagination is decaying. I also seriously regret killing off the main character because I don't like his children as much, and I am considering resurrecting him and have come up with some good material that would make it actually interesting, but it seems hacky and it's weird to have more than 3 main characters (his son and daughter, and the Nick-Carraway character who has been alive for the whole thing so far).

>literally listen to nothing else than death metal
>do mlp roleplays with other degenerates online

>>38107114
Oh shit I think I recognize you from reddit. Are you the guy that made the story of the whos?

>be walking behind someone
>imagine a scenario where they start talking shit about me and or assault me
>start saying insults back at them irl
>pray they didn't hear
>begin to resent that person for the things i imagined them saying to me

Am I too far gone?

>>38107382
>I recognize you from reddit
You have to go back

>>38107008
Robro, wTf are you me?

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>>38107382
>Are you the guy that made the story of the whos?
Yes.

Get into imaginary arguments in my head to make myself feel better

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I rent out an allotment in a small local area
The thing is, I don't grow food on it, because that is too hard, I just pay for it and keep it from overgrowing because my hobby is looking around other peoples little plots of soil. I usually go at night at like 3am, and stomp around in the vegetable and fruit patches. I like to pretend that I am a monster who steals peoples produce. Normally I don't steal much, just one carrot or a potato from every few plots, and I put them all in a big sack. I might kick up some soil and stuff whilst roaring like a monster. Then I usually sneak home around 4am, and cooking a nice stew with my stolen veggies. I sometimes write letters to myself pretending they are from the villagers whose food I am stealing begging for the food back (I address myself as allotment monster). It is the only happiness I get really.

>>38107795

Youve made my day and its only 6AM

thanks anon

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>>38107114
You know, that's quite the imagination regardless, most normies can barely imagine their next week.

Ever thought about writing it as a novel or making a comic or something? Obviously writing or drawing talent might be something you have to practice unless you can partner up with someone on the internet who can draw but has no ideas (they're out there)

Self-publishing this sort of stuff has never been easier in the history of humanity, and people love these sorts of big neverending settings that can run for decades as long as there's someone still enthused making content about the world

>start cussing aloud
>screaming and screeching
>talking like a little kid
>making weird faces to the point they make my face hurt

>>38101184
>have arguments with myself and practise lectures out loud
>memorize and recite poetry
>masturbate anally with a buttplug sprinkled with cocaine
>scatplay while high on mdma alone including enemas
>have anxiety attacks over being a relatively gifted hairless ape that compulsively plays with his own excrement
>analyze sartre as not giving birth to, but rather so shitting insight, but that might just be me projecting
>mindlessly follow some internet whore who stopped making videos years ago
>bathe six to eight times a day
>pick at dry skin from bathing that much
>laugh so loud at unfunny shit that people complain

I have a relatively high education, have no issue with women, make a decent amount of money, and try to treat the people I interact with well and in accordance with basic genuine morality. You people have no fucking clue how lucky you are. Every day I wake up, being somewhat normal and liked, and at the same time I have to conceptualize myself as the monkey who played with his own shit. And even now there's graver though not illegal shit I'm withholding for god knows what sake. Fuck you, fuck you all. Austitic my ass.

>tfw I talk to myself more than I talk to other people
>actual vocal monologues all the time
>only engage in small talk with other people

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>>38104835
I think it's too late for us solo-arguers, lads

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>>38101184
>"record" my favourite music in my head
>if bored, "play" music internally, recalling it, listening to it in my imagination in real time
>can completely zone out of conversations because I start imagining the music in the background and can't hear them over it instead

>>38109314
Glad im not alone one this one

>shadowbox in Front of the mirror
>imagine being a junge and sentencing people i hate to death
>imagine being a rabid zombie while brushing teeth
>get up at night, walk into the dark kirchen, open the fridge and imagine being in a dark comedy movie and finding something grotesque in my fridge like the crawling Steak from poltergeist

>>38109314
Shit i do this too
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