Anons:
>Wake up tomorrow
>Your dingus looks like this
Wat do?
Femanons:
>Wake up tomorrow
>Your bf's dingus looks like this
Wat do?
>>38564378
>Apply coconut oil
>Wait 3-5 minutes
>Apply vaseline
Good as new! :^)
>>38564693
>Do that
>Still looks like this
YOUR MOVE
>>38564378
Fap to obscure fetish hentai, what else?
You and I, the one reading this, we are connected through what basically is an enormous neural network that we have no capability of understanding. I want it to be let known that there is a reason why you are reading this right now. There are forces trying to upset the Net. Huge governmental forces of a collapsing empire.
Fortunately for us, they can never truly shut down the Net. We will exist in the shadows. These forces have co-opted you since birth to believe that there is a certain kind of person that you are supposed to be and that your existence is simply limited to its own rules and regulations.
You are more than a career, or an identity. You are an enormously complicated being that is far more powerful than just that.
We cannot change the System, but we can create our own reality. Use whatever skills you have, whether it be painting, carpentry, coding, cracking, hacking, tinkering, screwing around, duct taping, stacking rocks, kludging, or whatever it may be, to create the reality that you desire.
P.S.: Reality is a computer program, or at least follows certain parameters of a computer program. Do not ignore the quantum. It can be hacked.
P.P.S. We exist as a loosely connected set of individuals. We will never fall under a label or a group name. You know who you are.
>>38563583
>You and I, the one reading this
>the one reading this
is that not me?
I see you, Shiva
>>38563602
It is. You are a part of this as much as anyone else reading this right now.
>Kit Harington is 5'8
Is that any comforting to manlets of /r9k/?
No, because I'm 5'7.
>>38563537
In the real world, 5'8" isn't even that bad, it only starts getting bad when you're 5'6" or below.
>tfw 5'11
SO CLOSE
>ITT
Fetishes literally only you have
>>38563343
>mfw girl on left is holding her benis
>>38563343
>bullied by (insert specific ethnicity/race/religion)
You're not the only person to have this fetish. You certainly aren't the only person to have an Irish Bullying fantasy.
>>38563343
>being shrunk and stuck in a woman's buttcrack on a hot day while she's sweaty and gassy
>being shrunk and in a womans vagina or anus while a chad fucks her, and you're rammed by his cock and eventually covered in his jizz
>being in that chad's condom while he does the aforementioned things
>tfw 9.99/10
>still no gf because of hypergamy
wow he actually looks pretty good in this pic
>>38563711
he should have grown a beard, it hides his subhuman chin
>>38563059
he's really hot in this pic, no homo
is now open
come, order a drink, bitch about life
jukebox is now playing
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XQ1FB3Rz0g
barkeep have slight hangover since y-day, so be patient and don't shout
>>38562910
Booker's, neat. Leave the bottle.
Moving to new place for cucklege. Any advice?
>>38563029
tough day?
>>38563076
>Any advice?
order something
have u ever tried or know someone who self harms?
i used to be a self harmer. ask away. havent done it for about a year maybe 2 now.
>>38562895
if you do it stop
if you don't don't start
Because it'll be really hard to explain scars without getting sent to some psyche ward.
>>38562895
I cut, but mainly in places where it doesn't get noticed, like my chest, thighs,and dick
California girl kills sister in car crash, continues livestream
http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/sefijyd/GkB-e_qbNULTdeIw.mp4
Sucks to be her. Also is that thing on the girls head what vaginas look like?
>>38562801
Was the uploaded anywhere else?
roasties arent human
Describe your life as if it were a role you live as a human being. I'll go first. The idea is to explain how you take up space.
This is your life in 2017.
I'm the financially broke artist. I have no ambitions in my life and I'm so poor I don't even have money to eat. When I did have money I spent it on building my own personal music studio in my bedroom. I wrote a song today that very few people will actually hear because I only write music to please myself.
On a side note I'm so fucked in the head the government pays me to live.
Now its your turn, tell me what your role is; not as it should be but how it actually is.
Music for your soul: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3rbypwjQL
>>38562276
>Not using the original 12 jungian archetypes
And you were so close to enlightment, you poor little faggot, OP.
sauce for image
what the heck is that
>>38562276
Egoistic failure
Hey guys!
Why don't you fill out some questions? Respond to other people's questions and post your own, etc.
>age
>ethnicity
>location
>virgin/single?
>hobbies
>living situation
>have any kids?
>currently employed? What job?
>ever been arrested?
>ever been in prison? What for?
>smoke/drink?
>use drugs?
>ever been in the military?
>ever been institutionalized?
>any mental illnesses?
>describe your closest friend
>23
>White
>Flavor Town
>KH, but no V
>Nothing
>I'm alive
>0
>College
>Nope
>Nope
>I drink rum&Pepsi / fermented OJ
>Nope
>Nope
>None that I know of
>My DadI got "Hoes Lane" in my captcha
18
white
Straya
virgin and single
movies, vidya games
stable
Im starting door to door sales on monday but i'm ripped up to hell
University
nope
nope
both
nope
nope
depression anxiety
cant be fucked
>>38562159
Please describe how it was to lose your virginity to a prostitute
Also:
28
White
France
Currently have fuck buddy, dating around
Lego, gunpla, movies
Live alone in the big city
No kids
One man IT department in small firm
Never arrested
Never been to prison
Drink, quit pot a couple months ago
Did acid and shit in my early twenties, not anymore
Never been in the military
Never been institutionalized
He's a dude who alternates between being proud of getting rid of friends and complaining about not having friends. Resents me for having friends. Got married to the first person he met of off Tinder.
F is for frens who do stuff together edition
>>38561792
prefer sprinkles on my ice cream desu
Another lonely Sunday
First for another lovely Sunday spent with my favourite pals:you guys!
>tee hee
>so why is it you can't get a gf anon?
Your response?
>>38560760
Idk, I just haven't found the right one yet, ya know?
>>38560760
Post more whores in mini skirts
>>38560760
>implying i would be in such situation
top kek.
>tfw you realize people actually have sex
>>38560616
>tfw you realize nearly everyone has bland, normal sexual desires while you're extremely sexually depraved comparatively
>tfw you realize every female you meet in your life had one of these private romantic moments with someone
>even someone you might call a close friend and you dont even know because its nothing special for them
>>38560616
>tfw everybody around you is just pretending to have sex to make you feel bad
>tfw women don't actually have vajayjays
What is /r9k/'s opinion of long distance relationships?
>>38560536
They suck and are a waste of time unless you live relatively close to each other
>>38560536
Girl always fucks around. Girls have a constant supply of sex.
ruined my life
would not recommend
What is it about girl butts that is so intoxicating?
>>38560517
IDK. I just want to fuck them terribly.
>>38560517
I don't know, but I feel the same way. Girl butts can do no wrong.
>>38560517
It's a region rich in fertility indicators.