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/co/ Storytime of Pain: Crash Bandicoot Retold 2

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Welp, I'm up. Who wants to suffer some more?

Here's last issue: >>94071692
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Uka Uka is tracking all that is good in this entire series with that chart.
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>>94096509
The cover alone was enough to tell me to stay away
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By the Omnissiah, what IS that thing?!
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Already, we descend into furry hell.
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Pictured: Crunch using Google Image Search for "Natural Disasters"
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>The children
Let's be honest. Who actually gives a fuck about them?
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Having never played Crash Bandicoot, which of these characters are actually from the games?
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>>94096688
A despairingly small number of them
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Oh look, the girls became a b-plot
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Dat Anatomy
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>The kid goes super saiyan
Already degrading the significance of this power one issue after it started
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>Crash being a shonen retard
How IC is this?
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>>94096789
To be fair Dragonball had the same problem. When your work consists entirely of ripoffs, you can only be as bad as the things you rip off.
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Those cutesy animu sfx only make it more painful
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REMINDER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76M2hObhTUA
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>>94096852
But see, that was made to make fun of the anime trend. This is completely made straightface serious
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>>94096881
I meant more how Crash is obviously inspired by this shit.

THEY KNEW.
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>tfw I've only read the first part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKCWHo-MTy8
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>Clothes thieves
Oh ffs
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>>94096909
>They read War of Fate
how terrifying
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Wait, when could THESE chucklefucks become super saiyan?
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Welp, another OC for the counter
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Previous SoPs:

Day 1:
>>94011836 (Marville)
>>94013505 (The Unfunnies)
>>94015371 (Trouble)
>>94017323 (Nemesis)
>>94014562 (Joker's Daughter)
>>94015704 (Change)
>>94017305 (Amazons Attack)
>>94017795 (Earth-2: World's End)
>>94024786 (The Surface)
>>94016653 (Countdown pt. 1)
>>94021468 (Countdown pt. 2)
>>94026850 (Countdown pt. 3)

Day 2:
>>94033336 (Jade Street Protection Services)
>>94035400 (The Deal/God’s End)
>>94036625 (Avengers #200: The Rape of Ms. Marvel)
>>94036764 (Nightwing: Brothers in Blood)
>>94037063 (Champions)
>>94037347 (Liberality for All)
>>94038108 (America)
>>94040156 (Thoughts on Being a Girl in Elementary School and a few other zines)
>>94041770 (Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders)
>>94043883 (Cry for Justice)
>>94044426 (Rich Johnston’s The Avengefuls)
>>94047152 (Sonichu pt. 1)
>>94055034 (Sonichu pt. 2)
>>94050809 (Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 1)
>>94048652 (Phoenix: Legacy of Fire)
>>94048655 (Rise of Arsenal)
>>94051730 (Batgirl: Redemption)
>>94051195 (Countdown pt. 4)
>>94055444 (Countdown pt. 5)

Day 3:
>>94066681 (US War Machine 2.0)
>>94067801 (Joe Weltjens' DIESEL)
>>94068942 (Civil War II)
>>94069866 (Littlest Zombie Summer Special with ICP)
>>94073049 (Deathmate)
>>94071399 (Sonichu pt. 3)
>>94078268 (Sonichu pt. 4)
>>94080252 (Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 2)
>>94084963 (Superman: Distant Fires)
>>94086687 (JLA: Created Equal & Act of God)

My contributions:
>>94064494 (Extreme Comics)
>>94085142 (The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl BEATS UP THE MARVEL UNIVERSE!)

Day 4:
>>94094250 (Crossed: Badlands #91-92)
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>He became super saiyan 2 just by beating up a teammate
Fucking hack
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See that rabbit guy?
I think he was drowning so he could be free of this autistic hellhole.
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>Human OC
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>You're pregnet
>I CHECKED
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>>94097269
Actually, research has shown that just releasing pent-up anger just makes you more likely to get angry again, because your brain thinks you've been rewarding it for getting mad. It's more useful to redirect it into something constructive, or talk it through with somebody you feel comfortable with , like a therapist.

http://www.healthy.net/scr/column.aspx?Id=194
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>Tiny's back again
DEATH IS MEANINGLESS
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>Cortex has thousands of Tinys masturbating in jars
WTF dood
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>Halo plasma swords
Of fucking course
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>>94097156
All girls have fat tits and treated as weak damsels.
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>>94096648
I truly love that this whole "Stay behind, girls. We MEN will handle this!" bullshit is coming from the most useless character in the entire series.

For real, this Not-Shadow motherfucker does approximately jack shit throughout.
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>>94097554
Nobody listens to Yamcha the hedgehog!
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>Furry Squall
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So like, what if in Wrath of Cotex, instead of Crunch, it was some Tiger chick named Tani? Yeah.

That's really all this arc boils down to. Also, kinda the Cell saga, but without the Androids. Fuck me, this is lame. Where's Heihachi already? Goddamn.
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>Fighting while pregnant
I hope the baby dies
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>Sharingan
So when's bankai?
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>>94097684
Y'know, it's one thing that literally everyone has a super form, it's entirely another that ALL of said super forms look completely stupid and hideously garish.

Seriously, want to show these to /fa/, and watch them go into a blood rage.
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>>94097681
>Where's Heihachi already?
Are you /ourguy/?
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>>94097735
>show these to /fa/
Do it.
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>Sharingan
Mangekyo no less. So I guess that means she murdered her best friend in cold blood. Our heroes!
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>>94097737
No, /ourguy/ preaches the gospel of the great lord Sephirondorf, he who slays the shitty OCs
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>>94097816
Literally just one uping each other. Don't even need to worry about the heroes.
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>NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>94097844
Crash Bandicoot Retold manages to be an incredibly faithful representation of Dragonball Z.
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Am I the only one who morbidly hopes SSC does his own version of N. Sane Trilogy?

Just imagine this, but with "improved" art, and a time traveling Coco.
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>>94098079
Three things.

1) Hello pink cat lady. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
2)Gotta love how Cora got pregnant, went through every stage of pregnancy, and gave birth all in less than a day. Because SCIENCE!!!
3) Coco's arm on the last panel. Holy shit.
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Oh look, it's that scene everyone remembers!
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Around Blacks, Never Relax

also dat sword
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>>94098185
...Oh
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>The Trunks arc never ended
Fuck
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Just in case you forgot this was Crash Bash
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Oh good, we're in the Crash Bash arc... Because everyone just fucking LOVES Crash Bash, right?

>>94098185
For me, it's less that there's a female Spyro, cause whatever, and more that she has breasts. A reptile. With breasts. The fuck.
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>>94098185
I've seen Spyro fucking Jessie from Pokemon with a Pool Cue, and yet somehow this is worse...
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>>94098277
It's a furry porn fetish
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>>94098277
>A reptile. With breasts. The fuck.

Have you never seen the countless Scalie Schoolie threads we had on this board when it actually updated regularly?
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>>94098315
Oh I know full well that this is a unacceptably common thing. But it's just that, unacceptable.

Real talk, scalie artists. Reptiles don't have tits. Please stop drawing them as such. Same with birds, fish, insects, or anything that isn't a mammal. Stop it.

Stop it.
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If you're going to be stabbing each other with giant swords, at least be honest about your feelings
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Coco keeps her hoe in line
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>>94098407
What's with the random turds in the first panel?
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>Senzu Fruit
but y tho
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>>94098459
>There's only one person who wants to kidnap females

This universe must have a rather low crime-rate...
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I think it's proof that you have too many OCs that there have to be OCs that need to be some sort of secretary for the bad guys
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>Sex dungeon chapter
I hope you didn't bring erections, because now you're losing them!
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>>94098425
Coco's got that Super Bandicoot pimp hand going on. Nice to see that even in this trash comic, she's still best girl.

>>94098465
Because you knew it was gonna happen eventually. Honestly surprised it took this long.
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Note: The OC dies on her way to another world
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Normally, I'd suggest the author just draw porn and dispense with the pretense, but in this case I'm afraid of what the hardcore fucking would look like. Ugh.
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I wonder what kind of retards these people are if they couldn't figure this out from the fact that one kid has a fucking METAL PLATE ON HIS HEAD
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>>94098781
This fucker has a furaffinity account.
It's just as horrible as this.
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>Evil Crash returns
death is meaningless
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>Now knowing he has one
OP...
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>>94098949
I did not want to know.
But it's on his front page
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>>94098963
Or rather, it was at some point. Someone mentioned it.
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>>94098792
A metal plate he was apparently born with?

>>94098844
Again, just like in Dragonball.

Also, Evil Crash's cyber legs look really fucking stupid. AND Richard has doubled down and has him rocking the Sephiroth longcoat. Goddamn.
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hahahaha whats with that fuckin rainbow
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>That's a snake
WAT
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>rainbow
A tranny OC?
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MEGAMIX NOOOOO
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>Angry clothesplosion
I am not shocked
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>>94098997
Oof. That has to be the worst looking super form yet.

>>94099039
... Richard, do you know what snakes look like?

>>94099044
Nah. Though Derukui might be trans... I think? Her gender before being resurrected as a catgirl was really unclear.
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This has been a public service announcement on the importance of families. We now return to Dragonball Z: Crash Bandicoot Edition, already in process.
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Well that was pathetic.
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>Super Devil Bandicoot Crash
and this is only the beginning...
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>>94099447
So he's literally putting power ups in his power ups.
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This is why you don't watch anime, kids. Soon, all your functions are nothing but tired old tropes.
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>>94099485
Xzibit would be proud
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Oh god you're not going to fuck in here, are you?
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ewwwwww they are!
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>>94099552
Pretty sure St. Peter frowns upon people fornicating at the gates of Heaven.
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fuck i missed a page
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>>94099595
>Chapter 20, Part 6

How long is this monstrosity?
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>>94099584
I can't get over Heihachi's design. Nigga has a gaping maw for a stomach. Like, does he eat with it? Can he talk out of his belly?
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>>94099652
Jinpachi shoots lasers from it. That's all.
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>>94099659
And to the surprise of no one, Super Bandicoot 3. Because of course that was going to happen.
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>>94099638
Unneeded cheesecake.
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>>94096688
Only the main Bandicoot trio and the villains (mostly). Everyone else are OCs by the author's friends.
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>>94099753
Friza all over again.

>>94099783
This. The OCs are worthless.
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>His dad's name is Gohan
fuck this

IT'S OVER

For now. I'll be back in...like an hour for the Smash Bros issue?
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>>94099824
There's more?! What is wrong with this person?
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>>94099824
>I'll be back in...like an hour for the Smash Bros issue
Take your time.
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>>94099861
SuperSaiyanCrash is a... special individual. He's like Chris-Chan, but to a far less severe degree. Clearly also "that kid".

And yes, there's way more. After the Smash Bros arc comes the Injustice arc(yes, really), and then the Advent Children arc(again, yes, really). It's a hell of a ride, yo.
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>>94100002
He has Chris-chan's incompetence and lack of creativity, but without the ego and crippling social issues, at least not to the degree where they actually become evident in the comic.

Hell, even with the mountain of furry OC's there's not an author self-insert in sight. You have to give him that.
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>>94100168
>author self-insert
Ain't Crash and Goku his self-insertions?
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>>94100198
They're self-inserts in that they can be read as the characters the author projects upon, but they're not plain-as-day "Hi, I'm the author" characters like CWC in his comic.
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>>94100230
Thanks.
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Hasn't this Guy been told online that he called a Black Guy the n-word and dunked Coke on him for mistaking a playful flirt with his Girl for a rape attempt?
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>>94096576
these babies look like tiny adults. lol.
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>the n-word
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>>94100260
The story is fake.
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>>94099466
I don't remember the last time I had an opportunity to post this.
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Might as well post some of the OC that this spawned, the first time it was posted in /v/.
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>SWORD SLICE COMBO
that must have sounded real good in his head
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>Goku's insistence on showing up to do nothing always gets a laugh from me
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SPOILER ALERT: SSGanondorf is the final boss of the next arc.
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And that's about all the OC I saved, everything else is just reaction pics.
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>>94101422

BEWARE
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>>94101343
Nice.
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>>94099659
AND THIS IS TO GO BEYOND
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>>94099712
AND I GOT NAKED FOR NO REASON BIG BRO!
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>>94096509

thank you based god
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>>94098390
>first panel
This whole comic's a cliche!

DOHOHOHOHO
>>94098356
Oh look, a flimsy pretext for nudity. How unexpected.
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>>94101453
>that entire pic
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>94096714
>Like a birthday party... but the exact opposite.

I know plagiarism ultimately means nothing in the world of shitty fanfiction, but this was directly ripped off from Twinsanity.
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>>94098095
>If I add MORE unestablished characters my comic will become MORE better!
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>>94098844
I was not prepared.
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Is HIBY painful enough for Storytime of Pain?
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