Storytime of Pain: Superman - Distant Fires

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Gil Kane didn't deserve this.

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F

>>94084963
What is this about

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>>94085200
Nuclear apocalypse, Billy getting cucked by Clark, and then everyone dying.

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>kills a rat
>muh code abloo abloo

What did Chaykin mean by this?

>>94085517
How many pages is this trash going to be anon?

>>94085336
>has a crisis about killing a rat
>pours lead into mutant humans without qualm

What DID Chaykin mean by this?

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whups

>>94085540
64

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Lois a cute!

Honestly, the first dozen or so pages are fine.

Oh shit this is a good one

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Legacy captcha make storytiming so much easier.

>>94084963
OP you doing Created Equal/ Act of God? If not I can do it in like a few hours.

>>94084963
>this fucking cover
I'm sold already.

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THICC

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>>94085775
I wasn't planning on it, my dude, but you can bet I'll be bumping both.

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>narration mentions flowers as tall as trees
>art just shows trees

hmn

>>94085891
Alright, gonna do it in like an hour or two. Was also planning to do the first arc of America but I think everyone in /co/ is tired of it.

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>>94086010
I think someone did the entire run of America a few days ago.

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With the anti-mutant so far you'd think this was a Marvel book.

>>94085766
>>94085825

these seems immoral to me
why would a modern man see as more valuable the life of a cat than the life of primitive men?

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Why are 99% of the comics ship Clark and Diana shit?

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>>94086287
but dude mutants lmao

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Honestly, I forgot how much of this wasn't outright terrible. It's also rather slow-paced, which makes me wonder if this was intended to be a mini much like Superman at Earth's End probably was.

will clark and diana fuck to repopulate earth?

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>Gardner complaining about normies
>sane Joker
>asshole Billy

Buckle the fuck up.

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>>94086602
maybe

>>94086650
I always knew Gardnered was /r9k/ deep in his soul

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Fun Fact: Son of Superman was also written by Chaykin and also features a Superman expy (J'onn) as the antagonist.

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JUST

>>94086320
Because they treat them as a eugenics program instead of a ship.

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Keep in mind that the apocalypse happened about two years ago based on the evidence in the narration. Billy might not even be 18.

>>94086945

Wow you were not kidding about the cuckoldry

Why are everyone's superpowers gone? I might be skimmed a bit because these storytimes are starting to take a toll on me.

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>>94086954
True. That Hyperman idea from The Kingdom was retarded.

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>>94087031
>>94086945
That was just the warm-up

>>94087096
Radiation magic.

>>94087096

Something Something Radiation

Also think this was before J'onn's true form had been revealed but I could be wrong about that

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FUCK SUPERMAN

>>94087021
Where would Joker even learn to do that? Being CUUUHRAAZEEYY makes you an engineer now?

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>you couldn't protect his smile

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>even his own lightning cucks him

J U S T

>>94087252
Maybe without insanity he's a 10th-level intellect?

>>94087252

I may be misremembering, but I think some jokers have lab workers and chemistry factory accident as the reason for their face.

>>94087216

Wait so how old is Billy supposed to be, I thought he was just stuck in his Captain Marvel form

Why did he never transform before if he could at any time

I have multiple questions

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>We were MEANT to be together.
Stop it!
I SAID STOP IT!

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>>94087426
The answer would probably be tied up with his age in then-current Power of Shazam! comics, but I'm guessing he was older than 16 at the time of the nukes. So he's about 22 on that page.

>>94087560
Babby out of nowhere

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I feel bad for Billy.

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This is a all a bit Kingdom Come, isn't?

>>94087257
Miracleman Intensifies

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MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN

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Get ready because things are about to kick up a notch.

>>94087900

Okay now this shit is turning into a Saturday Morning Cartoon

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Introducing the New Marvel Family!

>>94087966

these book needs some rape

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Why is there blood on her thighs?

>>94087966
How the fuck did Cheetah and j'onn die so easy. Really?

>>94088073
Because >>94088020 got his wish

>>94088073
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE JUST FLY AWAY
SHE DIDN'T HE EVEN TRY
REEEEEEEE

>>94088251
thats one super ass

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Most of these Elseworlds parallel the mainline comics of the time so how did Matrix get Kyle's battery and ring?

>>94088073
rape glorious rape~

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>We're all gods in twiliARRGH

What did Billy mean by this?

>>94088469
roborape

>>94088251
>>94088319
Grundle of Steel

So, speaking of "natural disaster" stories, how was "The Final Night"?

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Was Superman wrong?
Yes

>>94088655
Hal was GOAT in Final Night

>>94088645
>that ugly ass kid
This is why Clark belongs with Lois.

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>his name is Bruce
>his parents are dead

P O E T R Y

>>94088710

no, I would prefer to die too. Some things you just dont want to survive.

And I guess the ring can guide the boy to Oa.

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Ah, Jenette, you brought so much joy and so much horror into our lives.

>>94086320
Because nithing good comes out of ut. Its the jock/cheerleader thing.

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Thanks for reading, bumping, and commenting.
Let this be a lesson on the evils of cuckoldry.

>>94088782
>And I guess the ring can guide the boy to Oa.
This is the 90s DCU. Oa is destroyed/a tomb world, the GLC doesn't exist, and the Guardians are dead.

This was fucking dumb

I don't think Chaykin's ever wrote anything that I liked

>>94086945
>using my waifu as a cuckoldry device
Fuck this idea to hell

>>94088509
>gods in twilight

BRAVO MOORE
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>>94087257

>>94089263
Saga of the Super-jizz over here >>94086687

>>94087783
>Captain Marvel rips off Miracle Man which rips off Captain marvel which rips off Superman

DEEPEST

>>94087966
>never trust the wind

Kek

>>94084963
This is on a lot of /co/ recommended lists btw

>>94087345
There is at least one who worked in the chemical plant where he was changed, yes.

>>94089405
More SoPs:
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>>94090263

>>94090505
Thanks, anon!