Storytime of Pain: America

>>94038108
What does America mean to you, /co/?

>>94038108
that's way too much spanish for this book

only one word should randomly be in spanish

>>94038143
>Sis from another miss
Miles, I never cared for you before, but Christ that makes me wish upon you the fate of The Sword.

>>94038153
Freedom, the 2nd amendment, independence, and not this comic.

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>>94038218
No te gusta mi historieta, anon?

>>94038108
>America
FUCK YEAH!

>>94038153

She makes me mildly ashamed of belonging to the "latin american" group, even if I live thousands of km away in South America, and shouldnt feel bad for the creations of a Nuyorican.

I also think it is a perfect storm. A comic that is to TUMBLR what Tails gets Trolled is to Deviant Arts, but, completely unironic, and financed by a mega corporation.

>>94038108
You sick twisted bastard....
At least this book DESERVES a SoP.

>>94038248
I enjoy it the same way I enjoy getting a tooth drilled: it's great when it's over.

>>94038153
Well meaning but run by idiots.
Not this comic though, this is just awful.

>>94038143
Wait, so they included a page in this character's comic with other characters saying how great she is? Literally just panels of them complimenting her?

>>94038108
>amigxs
I get your intent, but Rivera always opts for "mi gentle" in these situations like a true fake Rican.

>>94038451
Where have you been?

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>>94038451
Isn't xe great!

>>94038153
Peaceful place in a little town in the center of the states.

>>94038451
At least Carol is weirded out by her fans and thinks they don't know shit.

>>94038451
Yes, because they didn't or couldn't show that she's a good superhero and person. So they're telling you.

>>94038108
>hispanic character
>constantly awkwardly name drops spanish words
>never actually uses any fucking popular Spanish phrases, just lazily google translates from english

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>94038493
/tv/, /sp/, and /s/, mostly. I'm not really a comic book guy, I just came here because I figured there would be threads about cartoons.

the saddest thing about this great comic is there's never a point where people ask "Where's Americx?" because she's always on screen

>>94038534
The strangest part is that the writers all seem to be latinos, they should know better

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>>94038574
Please anon this is a safe space, use the proper Latinx, ok?

>>94038547
>referencing young avengers
Well fuck you too Marvel.

>>94038574
Might be 3rd generation. They use their latino heritage to make up for the lack of a proper personality.

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>>94038430
Sorry to post a pic during a storytime, but is that brown woman in the center suppose to be Sonia Sotomayor? Because I don't remember her ever being THAT dark...

>>94038628
>latinx

No real latino uses that shit. Latinx is the invention of bored chicanas from upper class california suburbs who don't even speak spanish.

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>>94038688
No problem anon and yes it is her, because why not.

>>94038578
>what the holy menstruation!
I'm not sure what bothers me more. The idea that somebody wrote this and thought it was funny, or the idea that somebody wrote this and thought it was EMPOWERING.

>>94038430
Was this drawn by a black dominican who has never seen any other kind of latino? Fuck's sake.

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Will be right back with the second issue, don't go away!

>>94038740
What the fuck was Hitler doing in the middle of a battlefield?

>>94038790
Moral support.

>>94038740

>Chico, you look mad familiar

Jesus Christ, she's written like some kind of chola parody.

Look, I'm a white dude in the American South, so maybe I just don't get it, but I really want to know how this isn't offensive to the majority of actual Hispanic people

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Issue 2 guest starring Moon Girl!

Which artist is worse? The one for this arc or the guy from the latest issue?

>>94038869
What is it with these people and adding Moon Girl into everything?

>>94038864
>but I really want to know how this isn't offensive to the majority of actual Hispanic people

Most of us aren't Mexican, so that helps.

>>94038272
No, dumbass, white is not the absence of color. Black is.

>>94038771
After all the times we've read this book together, /co/, how did we not pick up on the fact that (spoiler if you give a shit) her younger self is seen wearing her future self's outfit in these sketches right here in the first issue?
>>94038864
>I really want to know how this isn't offensive to the majority of actual Hispanic people.
You should have been here for the first time these books were storytimed, tons of Hispanics (or people claiming to be) were triggered that this is how they were represented in comics.
>>94038871
Guy from the latest issue for sure.

>>94038548
Well you came at the appropriate weekend since this is the story time of Pain weekend where we storytime or link the worst cartoons and storytime the worst comics.

>>94038930
Because she is the smartest and blackest character in the Marvel universe (Bendis says otherwise) so they want them SJW points.

>>94038153
Literally everything wrong with marvel distilled to perfection and put into a single comic.

>>94038864
I can't speak for everyone but for me personally, I just don't care. Not to mention as stupid and horribly written it is it's not like it's trying to be racist.

Beside's if Hispanics got angry every time Puerto Rican's embarrassed themselves, they would've been systematically slaughtered years ago.

>>94038953
Both are. Additive/subtractive colors.

>>94038108
pero chupame la pija querés?

>>94039044
but...do you want to suck me...something?

Now to see if I came close!

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>>94039035
Can you imagine a world without Puerto Ricans?

>>94038740
>>94038988

Jesus Christ America in the last issue you did know it was Hitler. Why did you ask again?

>>94038988
>"Punching Nazis is neato." - Peggy Carter
Correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure no one in the 1940s talked like that.

>>94039035
>Not to mention as stupid and horribly written it is it's not like it's trying to be racist.

SJWs never consider that an excuse. If anything that makes it worse.
Meanwhile, non-SJWs don't complain, so no one cares.

>>94039077
Welp, the short answer is no.

>>94038864

it seems the writer is a Nuyorican who speaks broken Spanish.

>>94038988
I just have so many questions

>why is Hitler on a battlefield?
>Why does the character need to say "that was Hitler" and "this is WWII" when it's already been said?
>Why is the main character so annoying?
>Why is the political commentary so incredibly hamfisted?

>>94039149
>Why is the political commentary so incredibly hamfisted?
It was written by an SJW who has no experience writing or reading a comic book.

>>94039106
"Neato" was apparently coined by Stephen Longstreet in the 50s, but hey it sounds old so good enough.

This is worse than the Unfunnies.

Wow.

>>94039149
>why is Hitler on a battlefield?
eh.

>Why does the character need to say "that was Hitler" and "this is WWII" when it's already been said?
Technically, she's from an alternate universe and moved to 616 as a teenager so it's sort of new to her. Technically.

>Why is the main character so annoying?
Read the relaunched The Ultimates. She is better there and the writer even takes a swipe at this book's personification of her.

>Why is the political commentary so incredibly hamfisted?
...anon, back in the 1990s there was a thing called "participation trophies" and making sure everyone felt special. It was a good idea at the time. It was fine. And over time, that got to kids. It warped them. And also the idea of performance art that a suburban audience could glom onto to feel "closer" to the urban neighborhoods. Add Ingredient X and you get the author.

>>94039229
>A protected space between dimensions.
So it's some sorta "safe space"?

>>94039390

>why can't I vote

Because you're 9 years old and have no experience you stupid shit.

>>94038108
Hispanic Lesbian represents "America"
Good Goy Guys

>>94039416
Dr. Doom himself couldn't give a better supervillain speech.

Idk how to spell "bump" in porto rican.
El-bumpo?

>>94038953
White is absence of dye colors, black is the absence of light colors.

>>94038375
The best part about this relationship drama is that America is pretty much the bad guy in a Lifetime movie.

>>94038108
Is this comic suppose to be bad on purpose?

>>94039416
>Playing nice is "bad"
I could understand the "sometimes following rules isn't the best way to go" idea as some laws and rules are flawed and should be challenged, but that one line changed this from a speech that promotes protest to downright sociopathy.

It's really amazing how just a couple of words could utterly warp an artists intention to something much more darker and flawed. I guess it just shows how terrible these writers are.

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>>94039527
Has it ever been confirmed Leeluu whatever have powers? Or they just dress like Cyndi Lauper and that is their power

>>94039416
>spoiled brat talks about how great she is and how much everyone around her sucks
>yo that's dope man

>>94039590
Unfortunately no.

>>94038143

Based Black Cat.

>>94038143
>>94039645
I have never met a latino who punctuates english sentences with "mi gente" repeatedly unless they literally forgot the english words. It's like this character is trying to remind you that she's latina every time she talks.

>>94038143
Who goes to a diner and orders JUST bacon??

>>94039077
>Suck my dick, won't you?

What really gets me is that there's not even any flow to this comic. Everyone is so fucking wooden. It's like a bunch of scenes sort of stapled together into some horrifying franken-abomination.

>>94038248
>Lesbian has lesbian mothers
And there was me thinking the progressives wanted to be rid of the idea that kids adopt their parent's sexuality

>>94039748
Loki, but he ordered all the bacon so no else gets some.

>>94039416
I don't know about you guys but doesn't this sound a lot like a super villain speech?

>>94039416

Every time I see Moon Girl posted here it's like reading someone's supervillain origin.

Like really, it feels like Moon Girl, Riri, and America are all villains being written as heroes, and not in a good way like Hank Pym.

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The worst thing to happen to the X-Men since Bendis.

>>94039768
She comes from a universe with only females so every on is a lesiban. Said universe was made by Wiccan who is gay.

>>94039871
The more I hear about this comic the more it seems like a parody.

>>94039869
>"Cyclops was not not right"
Beautiful

>>94039869

>that pink haired girl sexually assaulting Colossus

RAPE

>>94039871

>Universe of only empowered woman was created by a guy.
>America, a girl from that universe where men do not exist and neither does Latin America, bases her entire identity on being Latin American and opposing the "Patriarchy".

>>94040051
Why is the Brazilian flag there?

She doesn't speak any Portuguese, from what I've read.

>>94039042
I think in this case white wouldn't be the absence of color since it's white light.

>>94039761
I also got "but you can choose whose dick to suck" from Google.

>>94039972
When it comes to amigxs, no means si.

How well did this sell?

>>94040353
Like shit, both in print and digitally.

>>94040391
That's comforting.

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>>94040391
Forgot to post the page.

>>94038353
>LGBT flag behind them
For fuck's sake! This is campy enough when it's an american flag.
>oreo
okay, that's a little funny

>>94039871
Wait, fucking seriously?
There are NO males?
Then the whole thing about "strong independent woman" falls apart

>>94038143
I absolutely hate when writters try to show how cool a new character is by showing other characters saying how cool the new guy is

>>94039871
You know that seems unintentionally ironic. I mean she comes from a literal homonormative society, so there's really not much rebellion or bravery in her being lesbian. Which by the way don't those "respect your ancestry" and "be proud of being an outcast" themes clash in literally any context other than this?

>>94038456
did i miss something? whats with the fifth element refrences? are they a sorority or a fanclub? were they in something else I should know? why are they harassing random passerby with shitty poetry and dance?

>>94038174
>not knowing spanish

How fucking racist do you have to be to not know the most widely spoken language in the US right now?

>>94038578
>holy menstruation

what? this cant be a comic for sale to the general public, it just can't. thats like iron man casually saying "great gushing ejaculations"

>>94039325
>overprivledged
reeeeeeee you're literally going to the same college as them when you live in a fucking van

Sooooooooo...what's the point of America again?

>>94040620
I thought the most widely spoken language was English.

>>94040753
>no mas

i cringe, for anyone who truly is bilingual and has to see this stereotype.

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>>94038456
>leelumultipass

Holy shit, I heard this in a video and thought it was a joke. Please tell me they canceled this.

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>>94039871
>She comes from a universe with only females so every on is a lesiban

Do you think they would mind some experimenting?

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>>94040838
No such luck, anon.

>>94040592
The lack of self-awareness is one of the many reasons this shit comic is perfect as a Storytime of Pain

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>>94040815
umm... diversity and the representation of marginalized minorities like Women and PoC

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>>94040836
that face, thanks for the nightmores

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>>94038299
What potential

So...how many issues until Marvel gives up on this?

>>94038740
>gay latin american impostor improbably kills hitler on random battlefield during freak time travel accident

you need drugs to be able to write this badly.

also, who the fuck doesnt recognize captain fucking america?

for that matter, how would hitler have escaped being within punching range of cap?

are we supposed to believe that captain america gates hitler less than america chavez? that shes somehow more american?

>>94040831
When you factor in people who speak it as a second language, yes. Hindi and Mandarin beat it clean in terms of native speakers. Spanish too if you count every dialect as a single language.

>>94040901
And what does that have to do with crime fighting and beating the villain of the week? I remember Batman because of his eternal struggle against the Joker and such, no one will remember America because of being a mouthpiece for the writters

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>>94040966

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2017/03/01/america-1-review

>If there were any doubts that Miss America truly needed her own comic, America #1 should put them to rest. This new series features an engaging take on the adventurous America Chavez, one that emphasizes goofy humor and grounded character drama over superheroics. Anyone who enjoys The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl or Hawkeye will feel right at home here.

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>>94040921
Is the first trade out? If that flops then no way they keep going. Two more issues to go guys, the pain is almost over.

>>94039229
that woman in the cloak...it looks like Hillary

>>94038143
It's hard to put into words how much this feels like shitty fanfiction

>so her name is America and she dresses up in flag colors because she's America
>she comes from a universe where there are no men and her strong lesbian mothers raised her to fight the patriarchy even though, again men don't exist in that universe
>everyone thinks she's super cool look at these panels with other characters saying how cool she is
>and she's a lesbian too
>she's proud of her hispanic heritage so she throws in random spanish words into her english sentences

If you asked a bunch of white non-hispanic middle school girls from tumblr to make their ideal superhero, this is basically the result

>>94041036
I legit wanna have my book club read the trade.
It's basically comicbook The Room.

>>94040966
He's saying that English is the most widely spoken language in the US, not necessarily the world...

>>94041019
>The site that gives 8/20's so often, it basically created the idea that a video-game that has a 7/10 is really shit
>Being surprised they gave something shitty a good store
What an absolute shock anon. Next thing you'll tell me the sky is blue.

>>94040092
Fair point.

>>94041147
The disconnect between people who read these things and people who review them is staggering

>>94038143

This is how you make the readers hate your character.

>>94039009

This is almost physically painful to read.

>>94039390
you heard it here folks, only the smartest people should vote.

>>94039009
This has to be the worst comic of all time just because of this page

>>94039416
this could only be validated by luna murdering her folks and declaring herself over-gender-neutral of new york.

>>94038153
BILL BILL BILL BILL

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soy latino y este comic me hace darme cuenta de que no solo se necesita un muro, se necesita alguien que le dispare a cualquiera que se acerque al muro, vea el muro o pregunte sobre el muro.

>>94039009
>viva peru
I now hate her a little more.

>>94041550
This was made by the Puerto Ricans my man. What we really need is an ocean barrier and denounce their citizenship.

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>so many storytimes of actually good comics sink right to the bottom of the catalog before they've even completed

>every single time a new America issue is published it gets SEVERAL storytimes, all of which hit the bump limit within hours

>Be Mexican
>Want an original latin american superhero
>The best Marvel can come up with is this Michelle Rodriguez/Lisa Simpson/ Scrappy doo hybrid thundercunt.

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>>94041722
Sorry to disappoint you anon, but you have to give the people what they want.

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>>94039506
>"Ancestral Knowledge"

>>94040520
this is the 80s. your telling me storm is canonically invested enough in the bondage scene to know about safewords at this time?

drawfags, assemble!

>>94038153
I don't know.

Living to an ideal but failing at it. Not being able to do it doesn't make it not worth trying.

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>>94039838
>like Moon Girl, Riri, and America are all villains being written as heroes
I'm sorry anon, but you know too much

>>94040921
Issue #8 was in the latest solicitations, so Marvel still has hope for it.

>>94041971
I mean, that seems completely in character.

>>94041722
It's SoP weekend my man.

>>94041722
maybe you just don't know what a "good comic" is

>>94039009
>Becky Goodhair

Ok now that's actually racist.

>>94041907
Let me get this straight, because America went back in time to the first issue and stopped the creature during the first battle, she didn't fight it in the future/present, thus not having the idea to go back in time to when she first fought it? Is that right?

>>94038375
She breaks up with her girlfriend cause she wouldn't move her entire life to wherever the hell Sotomayor U is (do they ever tell us where exactly that college is?)

The chick WHO CAN MAKE PORTALS TO GO WHEREVER SHE WANTS breaks up with her gf cause she couldn't handle a long distance relationship.

It's the stupid shit like this that elevates this comic from bad to stain-on-society.

Bonus points for dragging Bayard Rustin into this dumpster fire. The man deserves better than this. Hell, Hitler deserves better than this.

>>94041722
>>so many storytimes of actually good comics sink right to the bottom of the catalog before they've even completed
Are you sure about that?
How can they hit the bottom if the storytime is still going?

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>>94041550
>dispare a cualquiera que se acerque al muro, vea el muro o pregunte sobre el muro


kek

>>94042276
Because no one/not enough people bump the thread. OPs can't bump their own threads anymore.

>>94042069
>>94042186
>>94042218
>>94042266
>>94042296
>"What's that? You want to help me become a better superhero? Fuck you, you old hag! You don't know me even though you have the exact same powers as me! I'm out!"

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>>94041550

>>94042274
>The chick WHO CAN MAKE PORTALS TO GO WHEREVER SHE WANTS breaks up with her gf cause she couldn't handle a long distance relationship.

Like I said, America is the bad guy in a Lifetime movie.

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Issue 5 is coming right up. Got to do something, so it will be around 10 minutes. Hang in tight anons.

Are these all actual pages? Is the art really this fucking bad!?

>>94038299
>I follow back, promise!
T-that's a lie!

>>94039800
Moon-Girl is honestly a couple missteps away from ending up as a super-villain even ignoring how horrible this comic is. Over in Secret Warriors, she's being taught the art of murder and torture by Karnak. In her own comic, she's built an army of Moon-bots and letting a Doombot which she's re-programmed to be loyal to her be the leader of them.

>>94042331
That's why storytimers should make the thread on their phone, that way it's considered a different IP and their posts keep them bumped.

>>94041019
At least most of the commenters are hip to IGN's bullshit.

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>>94042274
>Sotomayor U is (do they ever tell us where exactly that college is?)

literally another dimension >>94040112

anyway, the real reason they break up is because she's white and the author has some kind of neurosis about it.

>>94042428
Joe Quinones normally does a pretty good job when he's penciler, Inker, and colorist. But it's the other people working on this who have no idea what the fuck they're doing.

>>94042533
Instead of using those bricks to break windows, howabout we use them against Gabby?

>>94041105
>she comes from a universe where there are no men
Wrong, there are men, they all just fucked off somewhere else because they were all GAY men.

>>94042533
>gay white people cant have pride
>pride is violence
>law and order are anti pride

how the fuck have progressives become equally if not more racist than conservatives?

>>94042593
>they all just fucked off somewhere else because they were all GAY men
Reminder that America's universe was created by Wiccan, who is literally a gay man, after he becomes a god. It stands to reason that he raptured all the men up to Heaven, meaning that all the women are just God's left-overs.

>>94042593
demiurge, a gay man, literally creating an entire dimension of gays.

so much for tolerance or equality. Gays can only be happy in gaytopia

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Issue 5 guest starring the real Hawkeye

>>94042656
Just as there's horrible extremist conservatives with toxic opinions, there's also horrible extremist liberals with toxic opinions. This is one of them. Racism exists in many forms and on all sides of the political spectrum.

>>94042716
>Real Hawkeye

I guess Clint finally got that sex change.

>>94042533
>pride isn't for sale

As a bisexual black man I have to disagree with this. The amount of cunts who go up in arms about how commercialised and "disassociated" pride parades and the like are they need money too. That glitter won't clean itself off the streets. Those bands aren't going to play for free. I'm not saying that people should relinquish their integrity for a quick buck but that's not what people complain about. They whinge about how "things aren't the same anymore" well no shit you twats. Things have gotten a lot better than they used to be.

>>94042802
im a straight white guy, so maybe my opinion isnt all that relevant, but your completely correct.

used to be being homosexual was asking for your life to be fucked over, or ended.
nowadays noone fucking cares.

>>94038864
Latino here, I know plenty of people like this, it's not offensive. What's offensive is the bad writing meant to be empowering. It fails however because it wallows in mediocrity, poor pacing, and panel sequencing that isn't logical. It's got BvS Syndrome, it's a bunch of scenes rather than a story, thus it fails at being an empowering narrative and instead becomes about ego stroking.

>>94039390
>>94039416
The funny thing is that she's gradually matured in her own comic, but she's basically reverted to her first issue-self every time she's featured elsewhere.

>>94041105
>she's proud of her hispanic heritage so she throws in random spanish words into her english sentences
She acknowledges the fact that she has no Hispanic heritage. She seemingly first learns Spanish thanks to some spics she met when she first arrived on Earth. And yet her mothers are shown in a later flashback inexplicably speaking Spanish. Classic lack of Marvel editorial.

>>94042897
A whole lot of people still do care, but things are better and seem to be continually getting better. At the same time pride and LGBT stuff is often commercial as fuck and none of these companies give a fuck about you.

>>94042593
What? So Utopia is segregated?

>>94038547
What the hell is prodigy doing? seriously, why is he floating and giving the history of a character we know nothing about. I know that's the objective, but.....why!

also, ancestral knowledge. This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. WHAT EVEN IS THAT!?

>>94042937
thats always puzzled me, a lot of LGB... characters seem to be blatant pandering for cash grabs. why do people put up with it? im not black, but that doesnt mean I cant empathize with a character who is. why is sexual/gender preference a different story?

This comic feels like it was made by a white girl pretending to be Mexican.

Am I wrong?

>>94042428
>Is the art really this fucking bad!?
The art gets even worse in the most recent issue.

>>94040426
>>94040480
>Literally using Storm as a Magical Negro

>>94042897
See I feel like you're in the right mindset but you're not being tactful about your opinion. Loads of people still give a massive shit about your sexuality. China just fucking banned all queer material in the media some few months back.

To say that no one cares is a gross overstatement that is perpetuated by very sheltered western views on the world. I'm not saying that people in the states don't have one of the most progressive societies on the planet but they also still have massive issue with things like queer people and abortions. Shit that most people like me don't see a reason to get vex over.

With that being said, my original point was that some people feel way too passionate about shit that has come along way. Hedge your bets and start focusing on something that currently gets less representation or (in my opinion) wrongful representation. Shit like this America comic that people think is the hottest shit since sliced bread. Just because she's a queer Latina woman doesn't mean she's great. Shit she was great, or good depending on who you ask, was YA or Ultimates. Her solo comic is offensively bad. Legitimately offensive.

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>>94038578
>what the holy menstruation!

Yes, I see, and I can't believe it, we found the worst line to be utter in the existence of Marvel Comics.

>>94040620

You completely missed the point!

Anon was joking about Gabby spicing her writing with random spanish words because she actually doesn't know how to read/write spanish, she just pretends she does.

>>94043090
>hating on Villalobos
This comic is absolutely horrible, but Villalobos is way better than the phoned in Quinones art from the first arc.

>>94038578
i still wonder
how anyone can think something like menstruation can even dare be holy

i mean every single one of my friends and i hate it and sometimes even wish it never happened

its all empowering and yass queen until you're irregular and then it all comes down wanting to kill you and feeling like your uterus fell off and you will bleed to death

>>94038108
Este comic Es una mierda, and this comes from a Latino with a lesbian sister, not even her likes this crap.

>>94043134
it WAS the worst line

until *that* page that's going to be posted in a few minutes

>>94042937
Yes companies don't give a shit about queer people. The same way a lot of politicians don't until it's convenient or "okay" for them to but frankly they say you should stick the demons you know.

The labour party for example wasn't too keen on homosexuals some few years back but now Corbyn amongst others are making a pointed effort to show they do care. I genuinely believe that Corbyn, especially as a politician cares for the rights of all people. On the otherside someone like Clinton just did it when she realised what bed she had made for herself. Either way I reckon she'd have done more for the community than Trump has. But I really don't want to get into all that.

This comic is shite and reading it again it boggles my mind what exact pages people look at and say, this is a good comic.

>>94043151
Fucking please. Look at this face in panel 3 >>94043049

Look at it.

>>94038864
my latina cousin like it and thought it was a good gift
she is also liberal as fuck, so i dont blame her for liking this

>>94038740
There is so much wrong with that last panel. Those poses are what the teach you NOT to do in just about any "How to draw comics" Book I've ever seen. It's not nearly exaggerated enough, so it looks like America didn't punch that hard and that Hitler just got a light tap. I assume that the star background is suppose to be the visual impact, but it does nothing to make that weak ass punch look any stronger.

>>94040942
> are we supposed to believe that captain America gates hitler less than America Chavez? that she's somehow more American?

It's a glory stealing scene, thats all it is.

Also, does anyone else think that Hitler looks like Nick Spencer and has the "Nazi Hair."

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>>94038769
A white, privileged NYorican who desperately wants to be black. She's also the kind of cunt who quotes herself on her twitter.

>>94042242
Time paradoxes are already hard to avoid for good writers, let alone Rivera.

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>>94038108
>>94038456
>>94038740
>>94039362
>>94039390
>>94039416

I'm reminded of a teacher I had in middle school who would issue a "bad writing contest" assignment each year. In practice it became something of a trolling exercise because simply having grammar/spelling errors wasn't enough; we had to make the essay, story, or whatever appear to be a genuinely incoherent work of idiocy rather than the work of a prankster.

This comic probably would've placed 3rd.

>>94043349
>so i dont blame her for liking this
You should. This book is not just bad because it's liberal. It's also bad because it's poorly constructed, poorly plotted, poorly paced, and lazy.

Look at how Kate jumps out of the back of a speeding car here >>94043412

And in the very next page, she's back in the car again. >>94043450

>>94043290
Nigger I'm not even that anon but if you're shitting on Ramon Villalobos you are a confirmed pleb. Some anon asked if he was the Mexican equivalent of Frank Quitely in another thread and 1) that's fucking true 2) that means the bitch can draw.

>>94043507
This page kills me every time. I am fucking HOWLING.

>>94043482
as another anon pointed out, the artwork here has some pretty cool onomatopoeia worked into the explosion, but they still put a stupidly redundant "kaboom" on top.

>>94043474
I'm curious now: which comics do think would come in second and first?

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>>94043507

>>94043539
They didn't even notice. The writer just isn't writing for comics at all.

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>>94043507

>>94043510
>Some anon asked
Woooow some anon asked that? Truly this art is next level, then.

>>94043507
Every fucking time.
Christ.

>>94040051
>no mexican flag
estamos salvados

>>94043507

Who the fuck is she talking to?

>>94043507
I don't know what everyone is going on about, this is a pretty funny joke.

This has to be a joke r-right?

>>94043579
He was making a shitty Simpsons joke (Senor Spielbergo) but it's actually a good description.

>>94043507
The extra dumb thing is you can just have Kate looking wistfully and not have any words and the page is better.

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>>94038143
what is this?

a boy or girl

WHAT IS THIS?

>>94043562
Marville would almost certainly be first.

>>94038192
>Travis Lanham - Letterer

Now, with the amazing amount of latin king graffiti I see in my neighborhood there's no way they couldn't have also found a chicano comic letterer.

>>94038949
to be fair, neither is Gabby Rivera, she's apparently NYorican. I cannot confirm, as I don't know where she was born.

>>94043663
compare >>94043663 with >>94043433

>>94043663

Wait... Is that a Gabby Rivera self-insert?

>>94043663
That's Gabby Rivera self-inserting herself on page one.

>>94039581
and since she is dealing with a LIGHT based monster, I think it's safe to say that she is still fucking wrong.

>>94043663
a self-insertion for ego stroking.

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And that's it for now. Check out other SoP, I will try to do One More Day, or Avenger Disassembled tonight.

>>94043792
Day 1:
>>94011836 (Cross-thread) (Marville)
>>94015371 (Cross-thread) (Trouble)
>>94013505 (Cross-thread) (The Unfunnies)
>>94017323 (Cross-thread) (Nemesis)
>>94014562 (Cross-thread) (Joker's Daughter)
>>94017305 (Cross-thread) (Amazons Attack)
>>94015704 (Cross-thread) (Change)
>>94024786 (Cross-thread) (The Surface)
>>94017795 (Cross-thread) (Earth-2: World's End)
>>94016653 (Cross-thread) (Countdown pt. 1)
>>94021468 (Cross-thread) (Countdown pt. 2)
>>94026850 (Cross-thread) (Countdown pt. 3)

Day 2:
>>94036625 (Cross-thread) (Avengers #200)
>>94036764 (Cross-thread) (Nightwing: Brothers in Blood)
>>94037347 (Cross-thread) (Liberality for All)

>>94043835
>no girls
???

>>94043507
>impressed by motorcycle chases and michael bay explosions

Kate, honey, you're a friggin superhero. When's the last time you went through a day without sometime like this happening?

>>94043867
I'm sure there's plenty of material to last us the 4 days

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>>94043134
>>94043210
You rang?

>>94043835
Why are you doing this? As a former fan of the Ultimates Universe, I suggest Ultimates 3 or Ultimatum if you want more shite.

>>94043867
>Trouble
>Amazons Attack

>>94041722
Hate brings people together, we don't all like the same things but we can all shit on terrible things together.

>>94043433
She looks white as shit.

>>94044010
No he meant the story called Girls.

>>94043996
>Why are you doing this?
It happens every year m8.

>>94044010
the story anon

>>94043994
I know a few lesbians, and its not motorcycles and rockets.

made funnier because the love interest betrays her mere seconds later.

so maybe someone can help me out since I dont typically read marvel comics. I just dropped in to suffer expecting that I could glean enough info from context clues to figure things out.

unfortunately they have everyone talking like a retard and I have no idea who half these people are. so, what the fuck is going on? and how can america punch star shaped holes through spacetime?