Storytime of Pain: Phoenix: Legacy of Fire

>>94048652
What in the weeb hell is this shit?!? I just started likiny nuJean, now this! Why you gotta ruin that anon!

>>94048652
|t least it's a short mercy

>>94048652
I actually like the idea of Jean and Madelyne being sisters.

> If you think the artist looks like he's trying to be a discount Masamune Shiro, you would be right. As a bonus, he's also the writer.
He also wrote a comic about console-tans that's probably at least as bad as this.

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>>94048690
Because it's SoP weekend, that's why.

Now take your bad fanservice like a man.

>>94048652
... The fuck is that outfit? That's just garish.

>>94048652

but this is hot as fuck

I love everything about sexy naked women in space being Phoenix hosts

>>94048652
Ah, mangaverse.

The time where DC had an imprint just for translating manga, and manga sales in the west completely obliterated comic sales in the west.

>>94048747
Her strap-on almost fell off in the second to last panel

>>94048869

>all of these crotch shots

maybe this is my limit. this isn't actual porn?

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>>94048946
Surprisingly it isn't, but crotch shots and ass shots will be a recurring theme in every shameless panel of this mini.

>>94049014
The hell is with that face?

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>>94048747
I forgot about the horrible CGI

>>94048946
>>94049014
>shameless
Honestly it's like you've never picked up a manga or watched an episode of anime in your lives. Either that or soccer moms have made a comeback.

is this canon? as in, could this have happened in universe 39749387493879?

>>94048652
And here it is. I was certain that this crime against common sense and eyesight would get storytimed sooner or later.

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>>94049283
Technically, everything Marvel officially puts out in some capacity is 'canon', even if it's not 616 specific. I'm sure someone can tell you which Earth the Marvel Mangaverse is.

>>94048652
I'm stil disappointed that this wasn't porn.

Seriously the art in this could be A LOT worse. The anatomy is fine, perspective is well down, backgrounds are fine - granted stupid apple heads with dumb facial expressions, but it is not horrific. Paneling and pacing are fucked and the story...
The story...ugh.

Art is not bad.

>>94048652
This guy's art is like the worst elements of Bruce Timm, Adam Warren and Masamune Shiro combined

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>>94049425
The backgrounds are surprisingly not complete shit for being bad CGI, but I wouldn't go so far as to call them fine.

The only thing I anticipate being in pain after this one is my diiiiiiick just kidding this book is beyond terrible

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We MAX now.

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>>94049561
>Adam Warren
Funny you should mention that.

>>94049724
>just kidding this book is beyond terrible
More for me then.

>>94048784
>>94048827
Just look closely at the background. Look at how bad it is.

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>>94049973
Sometimes, old/early CGI can be charming. This is not one of those times.

>watches anime regularly
>jacks off to sick as shit fetish porn both drawn and 3d

And yet this causes me to feel disgust
I don't think I have felt this before but i think this shit is absolutely tasteless and that's a surprise for me.

It must be because it tries to be legit but looks like low tier hentai which is made for you to cream your screen.

I guess the best way to explain it would be some kind of pornographic uncanny valley.

>>94049280
Could be that you watch shit-tier anime/manga or that you mixed up your hentai folder with your manga folder.

>>94048780
I love cheesecake too, but have some fucking standards man, Jesus Christ.

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>>94050113
>pornographic uncanny valley
That's actually pretty spot on. You can tell what this wants to be, what it desperately wishes it could be, but something about it just reeks of trying too hard. That makes it come off as a pathetic, shitty fake.

>>94050113
This reminds me of what Miley Cyrus was doing. It goes all the way to just unsexual. There's absolutely nothing sexy about this.

Haha I actually have no idea where the fuck the characters are at any point of this comic. The cgi is so shit. I can't even imagine the outlay of a single room nor where the characters ever are in it. Feels like every room is the size of a 5 dimensional football field and the characters are just teleporting around in it.

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Jesus Christ I forgot how ugly the fountain in the last page was.

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The how to draw manga age was literally the worst in the history of human-kind

>>94049280
>Either that or soccer moms have made a comeback
Where have you been? They've been back for a while, only now they're younger and childless and referred to by a three letter acronym.

Honestly as terrible as this is I'd rather Marvel put out things like this than a lot of their current books. At least it's bad in an entertaining rather than an enraging way.

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>>94050551
Would books like America and Squirrel Girl be better or worse if they were drawn by Ryan Kinnaird? I'm honestly not sure of the answer.

>>94050547

I'm still convinced no human made this book with serious intentions. This had to be a joke or something, right?

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>all those shiny skellies

>>94050671
>you will never have your own army of gold plated skeletons

Why even live

>>94050617
There is very little that can't be made better by half-naked ladies, even poorly drawn ones.

Ask Japan, that's their entire business model.

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Final stretch now, lads.

>>94050671
this comic may be shit, but i love the nostalgic cg

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Cue Phoenix.

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>>94050871
Apologies for the faux pas but my laptop battery is about to die and I have no way of charging it. How are there not more reaction images from this in regular rotation?

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Last page. The only good thing about this book is that it's fairly short at only three issues. It'll leave you with plenty of time to check out the other SoPs this weekend.

Day 1
>>94011836 (Cross-thread) (Marville)
>>94015371 (Cross-thread) (Trouble)
>>94013505 (Cross-thread) (The Unfunnies)
>>94017323 (Cross-thread) (Nemesis)
>>94014562 (Cross-thread) (Joker's Daughter)
>>94017305 (Cross-thread) (Amazons Attack)
>>94015704 (Cross-thread) (Change)
>>94024786 (Cross-thread) (The Surface)
>>94017795 (Cross-thread) (Earth-2: World's End)
>>94016653 (Cross-thread) (Countdown pt. 1)
>>94021468 (Cross-thread) (Countdown pt. 2)
>>94026850 (Cross-thread) (Countdown pt. 3)

Day 2
>>94036625 (Cross-thread) (The Rape of Ms. Marvel)
>>94033336 (Cross-thread) (Jade Street Protection Service)
>>94037347 (Cross-thread) (Liberty for All)
>>94037063 (Cross-thread) (Champions)
>>94036764 (Cross-thread) (Nightwing: Brothers in Blood)
>>94035400 (Cross-thread) (The Deal/God’s End)
>>94038108 (Cross-thread) (America)
>>94041770 (Cross-thread) (Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders)
>>94044426 (Cross-thread) (Rich Johnston's The Avengefuls)
>>94047152 (Cross-thread) (Sonichu)
>>94043883 (Cross-thread) (Cry for Justice)
>>94051195 (Cross-thread) (Countdown pt. 4)

>>94051959
And of course I just copy-pastad that so sorry about the double cross-thread stuff. Oh well.

BUMP!!

>>94048652
Thank you for doing this yearly.

>>94050707
You just KNOW that in the original that tongue was going into that mouth.

>>94050519
>Nid giving Jena a farewell boob suck.
How friendly.

>>94049438
>>94049472
>>94049519
I've fapped to hentai like this

>>94048652
What a retarded outfit.

>>94050276
third panel looks so much better than the 4th
shoulda just stayed that way

>>94050707
>illyana as a literal semen demon

>>94056957
>n64 vs psx

>>94049280
>Honestly it's like you've never picked up a manga or watched an episode of anime in your lives
I've watched several. The thing is, the majority that rely on literally nothing but TnA shots are absolute trash like Ikki Tousen or Cat Planet Cuties. And this shit is no exception.

>>94049519
Proper tentacle rape is a lost art.

>>94048652
Fuck most of the Mangaverse belongs as a SoP. I remember this being a big deal and when I picked it up new years ago, because of my anime fever as a 15 year old, and I regretted it instantly.

>>94049362
Earth-2301, at least prior to the most recent Secret Wars.

>>94048652
Am I the only one who is endlessly amused by the fact that this Phoenix Jean and Madelyne had a good ending in this soft core hentai?

Cyclops really is toxic to women.