Story time of Pain : Sonichu 2 Electric Boogaloo

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>>94055089
was there a specific reason for a thread change?

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>>94055107
image limit

>>94055107
We thought we could all get in here first, so we could surprise you when you got here. Thanks for ruining it.

>>94055185
What the fuck is going on, are they playing the card game now or something?

>>94055202
I guess so

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>>94055202
Well, I wasn't there, but the fate of the world rested on a children's card game.

>mfw Chris draws at 23 like I did when I was 6

>>94055337
Wtf is even going on in this page

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Poor Megan, imagine having to know Chris in the way they did.

>>94055404
It keeps getting more and more weird as we go on

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Her Sailor Moon poster failed to keep Chris from the path of the homo

>>94055429
Do you think Chris was ever at Megan's house, and stole her dirty underwear out of the hamper when she wasn't looking?

I did this once to my crush. I didn't realize girls left discharge in their panties.

>>94055471
Anon, what the fuck

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>>94055471
Wow.
No Chris would have posted that all over the internet if it happened.

>>94055471
Please anon. I'm already seeing enough of the depths of depravity.

>>94055487
dem legs

>>94055185
>How dare you interrupt my frank and cruel lovey-dovey plans, you autistic freak!

Wow, I can't help but feel bad

>>94055661
"the right spunk"
God he's just like a horny otter

>>94055573
All this shit about sweethearts and significant others and true love, and CWC fucked a hooker.

Is this bad on purpose? It seems like a 4chan kid wrote it with some of the text. Did he/she create this bullshit on purpose or is he/she being serious?

>>94055185
Wow, Chris is shit at designing YGO cards.

>>94055735
The person who wrote this was being dead serious
Kinda surprised you don't know about chris-chan tho

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>>94055735
>he doesnt know

Hello new friend, and welcome to the most bizarre spectacle on earth.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki

>>94055786
This mother fucker is insane or the best troll to ever grace the internet.

>>94055878
He's completely out of his mind.

>>94055878
It's the first one

I'm still waiting until the comic devolves into porn.

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>>94055878
HAHA oh man. enjoy the ride anon.

>>94055910
that'll be interesting

>>94055129
>>94055089
>>94055185
>>94055312
>>94055337
>>94055460
>>94055487
>>94055511
Chris' deck is simultaneously super shitty and broken as shit.

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>>94055945
he frequently lost to children

>>94055945
He obviously based it on anime decks.

>>94056076
well... that was anti-climatic

>>94055840
I have no clue why 'At ease, constable!' makes me laugh so hard. Why is there a comma, pausing briefly, after 'at ease'?!? Why is he screaming?! On this shit is killing me.

>>94056107
Wait, what is the edgy skunk standing on if the discount magical girl is on a lightpost

>>94056223
Yay

>>94056259
I always love ass-pull lore like this and the Egyptian thing last thread. Inventing new rules just so you can have a plot is probably the biggest sign of being a weak author, and this comic is nothing but that.

>>94056354
Wow the villain actually did something clever for once

>>94056418
>hug Megan in comic
>have to write that it didn't really happen to please his father

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And with this we have finished issue 5.
Please don't bully Meghan, she hates Chris more than you do and doesnt deserve to be bothered.

I'm going to take a short break, maybe 10 minutes to get some coffee in me bfore issue 6 starts.

I wave to be at work in 6 hours.

>>94056467
Ok, sanity break everybody!

>>94056379
>Egyptian
Wait what

>>94056493
I guess it might not have been Egyptian, just Egyptian-like ancient ruins and hieroglyphs. >>94049971
His ancestor a few pages later looks roman too.

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>>94056590
its Cherokee. Chris is part native, of course.

Also we're back!
Issue 6 starts now.

>>94056714
rip doggo

>>94056793
chris-chan 3: attack of the furry

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Just remember, he needs money for food, badly.

>>94056858
holy shit that's a lot of legos

>>94056858
Oh hey it's that sonic totem anon bought a few months ago.

Reading about chris-chan used to be really funny to me, now its just kind of sad.

>>94056387
>that panty shot

Hnnnnnng. Imagine if Chris did nude drawings.

>>94056977
Unfortunately, we don't have to

>>94056885
>Wow. Your room is a bit crowded... I can see one reason why you need a woman's touch.

HOLY FUCKING KEK, COMEDY GOLD

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>>94056977
Yes, I wonder what those would look like...

>>94057004
....wait. I was just shitposting. WHAT?!

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>>94057038
issue 8 is fun

>>94056858
To be fair, that looks like it's still before the housefire. Granted his spending habits are still atrocious.

>>94057048
GOD DAMN IT

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>>94057060
It is pre fire.
The horde has grown since then. many of these legos 'survived' and are now half melted relics in the renovated home.

>>94056885
>burned from beyond the grave

>>94057038
I wonder if I'm allowed to post a link to it

>>94057048
Is that the same Manchester sweater?

>>94057094
One of the copies must be worth a fortune nowadays.

>>94055690

I laughed out loud at "autistic freak", but now feel bad since he's probably been called that IRL

>>94057092
Volume 8 isn't as bad as the abomination he sent to ED

>>94057038
Look up sonichu and megan..

>>94057129
I checked the "don't call anybody" video, it appears to be the same, except it is missing the big M's on the sleeves. It could be a different sweater. I'm going to lay down, I am depressed.

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>>94057198
She_came_for_CWC.jpg is something that needs to be in psychology text books one day.

>>94057222
Sonichu giving us foreshadowing

>>94056920
What part of storytime of PAIN do you not get?

>>94057248
Why make psychology students suffer?

>>94057229
NO, NO, NO

>>94056920

It was funny before his dad died and he became a trap and it became less about laughing at a ridiculous manchild and more about an actually developmentally disabled mentally ill person who can't survive by themselves.

>>94057248
That and the one where he traced his penis are both up there.

>>94057295
"my two balls!"
I lost my sides at this

And now, an interview with the author.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5B7FQNVPUo8

>>94057317
"I cannot be deprived of my balls"

Curse my college brain

>>94057302
Wait is that the one where he's standing proud after taking his clothes off, and his dick is ridiculously large? I had no idea that was traced.

>>94057285
wait till you see the trial section

thanks for posting this, op
u gonna post the new issues?

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>>94057408
I have 11

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>>94057425
and should have 12 too, somewhere, fug.

>>94057321
In retrospect I'm surprised that nobody reported their fire-trap of a house to the state or town.

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>>94057453
They did. the greene county people said the chandlers are free to live in a deathtrap as long as it didnt pose a threat to the general public.

page 30 duplictes as page 31 for some reason. chris i guess.

>>94057453
I don't know how he hasn't gotten placed in some sort of mental institution or group home.

since this is "somehow" sonic related, is anybody hype that IDW got the license to publish the comics?

>>94057453
What makes it a fire-trap?

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>>94057567
the hundreds of pounds of trash and junk Barb hordes.

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−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: pearl3 <[email protected]>
To: [email protected] Cc: pearl3 <[email protected]>
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 12:42 am
Subject: .....
Christian-
I haven't been checking my email until recently, and I just want to say that your behavior has irritated me for the last time. First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be. When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is sexual harrassment to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings. The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so. Remember, I have the right to decide who can come near me.
Also I can't say I like how you used my photo in your video and on the cover of your comic book. I want them removed from the internet immediately. Since I'm not a myspace member I can't view what you post. If there are any photos of me on your blog I want them removed.
And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being a character in your comics. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and Animal Crossing. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.
With all that said, we're down to two options:
A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk.

(1/2)

>>94057595

-or-
B: Never see me again
I'm sorry it's come down to this but I've told you repeatedly in a nice way to stop, but you've never listened.
I hope you will finally take what I just said into serious consideration, and know now that if try your advances again I won't be very nice about it.
Please listen to me next time
~Megan

(2/2)

>>94055185
>opponent's card is solely designed to job to Chris and Chris alone
This is just such shit writing, even for Sonichu standards.

>>94057567
>makes
I assume you're asking "What MADE it a fire trap," since it has since burned down.

Basically clutter everywhere. So much material to burn, lots of paper garbage, a struggle to get around quickly. Certain doors and windows were blocked by trash. Certain rooms were simply trash storage rooms.

>>94057595
>I'm glad you didn't win the contest
Parappa saga? That was my favorite.

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>>94057669
Liquid Chris was where it's at. That guitar play off.

>>94057694
what about asperchu?

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>>94057713
Asperchu got to real for me I think. They pushed Chris to a dark place.

>>94057595
Jesus that face/eyes, can feel the kill me vibe

>>94057274
Where do I even begin on this page?
>you're only saying that because you're his dog
>99.999999999996%
>Vinal defense

>>94056714
This would probably be the most humanizing thing about Chris if he didn't make her a weird half-naked dog-servant.

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>page 30 duplictes as page 31 for some reason. chris i guess

Correct order:
>>94057439
Then pic related
then >>94057460

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>>94057759
>other images in the story time
in case youre only here for chris stuff, thats usually frowned on.

>>94057222
Punchy truly has his life's priorities in order

>>94057803
My bad.

though OP, we need to have story time for Rose-chans story after sonichu is done

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>>94057759
>tfw you will never feel CWC's sonichu medallion rub against your right shoulder

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>>94057892
so ive been lax on this so far, but
DELET THIS

fucking frogposters i swear to christ.

>>94057892
>frogposters don't know common courtesy
of fucking course.

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Issue 7 begins now!
Do you like time paradoxes?

>>94057930
Oh boy we're almost at that volume

>tfw You've been recently feeling like a barely functioning human being

Yeah......I don't have it so bad I mean this shit is always horrifying on a very human level

>>94057967
WEE-HEE
YA-HAY

>>94057595
>>94057759
>I can't say I like how you used my photo in your video and on the cover of your comic book. I want them removed from the internet immediately.
Ah, the sweet net-innocence of 2007. I always thought Megan was kinda easy on the eyes in a weird way, but I can't shake the feeling shes gonna blow up like Barb did. Maybe it's a southern thing.

>>94057460
What exactly is Chris trying to say here?

>>94058015
He hates men

>>94058029
"goku-get-em"
God is dead and this killed him

>>94057759
If your goal is to just save image space in the thread, you can delete just the image and not the whole post

>>94057995
I don't remember my timelines, was Chris internet famous by then? If not he could probably get the pictures off his site and myspace before anybody saves or re-uploads them.

>>94058029
Sometimes, when looking at his self portraits, if he knows what he looks like.

>>94058015
Naitsirhc's slutty outfit is pulling him off the straight path

>>94058029
Wow Chris almost looks passably drawn here.

>>94057967
Goddamit, I had the bottom left panel in my reaction image folder for years

>>94058029
DR PAVEL, I'M CIA

>>94058125
Family Guy mode ACTIVATE!

>>94058125
ah finally a more accurate depiction of Chris and his house

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>>94058136
I've had a few of those moments this weekend of pain.

>>94058088
>was Chris internet famous by then?
You may be right, I think it was 2008 when he really started to gain his infamy

>>94055691
This is an excellent use of the medium

>>94058216
what's up with that car's face

>>94058103
>"temporarily" gained weight and became stupid
Just in case there wasn't enough proof Chris is delusional.

>>94055889
>>94055867
Crystal is the earliest manifestation of Chris' tranny nature

>>94058154
>not "I'm CWC"
Good catch either way

>>94058216
is that car from Hanna-Barberra's Ghostbusters?

>>94058125
>Ghosts (neutral)
what
>>94058150
what?
>>94058242
What?

>>94058232
Maybe it enjoys Peter Griffin/Chris-chan landing in its passanger seats?

>>94058308
kinky

>>94058125
>TV 14 (This Sketch Only)
Right, lets get that Y7 back soon so the kids can see some traced hedgehog nudes

>>94058261
Is he really a tranny though? I thought that was just a phase he went through to attract women.

>>94057334
>something's happening downstairs
>giant explosion over his dick

>>94057930
This is unironically one of my favorite fucking comic book covers and I don't know why

>>94058375
>M Rating for Honest Content

>>94058375
> Adult Chronicles
> Rated M17+
I got a bad feeling about this, Scoob

>>94058388
Holy shit, my sides

>>94058385
He claims he's a lesbian tranny. Who knows how he decided on that.
>>94058375
I wish Chris picked up something like Unity or GameMaker so we could play his shitty dreams.

>>94058452
Do you happen to be a masochist

>>94058242
>*ppffffffft*
Damn, just add some dick jokes and CWC could write for Game of Thrones

>>94058385
>imagines himself as a woman
>out of nowhere tells people he'd rather chop his dick off than be gay
>wears his mother's bras for years before the Christina shit
>raised by an old christian couple

He's repressed as fuck. Look at >>94057439.

>I possess verry opposite traits and characteristics compared to yours. I am darkness, I am evil, I am... OPEN!

The opposite of open is closeted.

>I can hear Deth Chemist's voice as I read it
Christ

>>94058609
This page is just full of ass

>>94058541
Well I'll be darned.

>>94058609
I love how he thinks it's ok to steal jokes as long as he cites his sources

>>94058680
>RESECHU
I FUCKING KNEW SONICHU WAS A CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT

>>94058452
>Who knows how he decided on that.
My bet is CWC picked up the cross dressing thing from Eddie Izzard (CWC used Izzard's "male lesbian" line to identify himself before). Now CWC sees a world china never before thought possible opening up. I doubt other lesbian identified transwomen would make the cut for his lovequest though.

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+10C

>>94058736
The fucks a Secretart

>>94058772
A misspelling of secretary?

>>94058596
I can hear that and Vivian's Red Hot Chili Peppers playlist in my head. Hell RHCP just reminds me of CWC whenever I hear them.

>>94055471
By discharge did you mean grool?

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+15C
it's getting hot in here

>>94058866
EGGMAN REURNS
YESSSS

>>94058784
>Dad's lost in a cold, lonely, empty vacuum... better go get my retractable dick wet.

OP, permission to post glorious eggman face?

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>>94058938
go for it, the rest of this issue is nonsense

>>94058813
GO WHALE GO

KILL ALL THE CHARACTERS

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Bask in his glory

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Ive been doing the math and I wont have enough time to post all the pages before i need to go to work. so I think the infamous issue 8 will be the last for me.

>>94059004
The rest could be tomorrow

>>94058976
LOOK AT THOSE (insert shitty anatomy
GODDAMN

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issue 8 should take us right to the image limit for this thread too

>>94059091
so its around 100 pages?

>>94059091
> High school graduate at 22
Is this an American thing? I thought high school was only four years long.

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Hex Box never ever.

>>94059025
Who'd he have to trace to get that girl?

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And here we go. All users of this site should read this issue.

>>94059174
is that plant supposed to represent 4-chan?

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>>94059193
yes

>>94059192
is this the hot-springs episode? The swimsuit issue?
eyewash_station_with_bleach.jpg

>>94058891
THICC

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>>94059174
>5 clovers

can this idiot get anything right?

>>94059192
Huh, it's actually Rosechu's own comic, I never noticed the title. But wouldnt it be Rosechu #1?
Also is Black Sonichu's finest hour in this issue?

>>94059192
HAPPENING

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>>94059253
DELETE

>>94055337
Hold on, when was this made? before or after the turbo duels were introduced?

>>94059217
I'm actually rolling on the floor from this

>>94059253
Have you seen the past 300 images

>>94056322
>>94056354
So will he ever get that office job and daughter?

>>94059274
>defy your gravity

what could that even mean in this context?

>>94059294
Short answer: no
long answer: nope

>>94059274
Not my proudest fap but one of many i'll definitely remember

>>94059285
Way before, Chris is obviously a prophet.

>>94059298
I need a priest

>>94059274
>Dickvision
Why though? I mean, theres still stupider shots in actual porn like prolonged taint shots, but why?

>>94059312
What the actual fuck anon

>>94059274
Why must you do this to us? What would your parents think if they knew you were storytiming Sonichu? Is this really something you want to remember years from now? What sort of monster are you, OP?

>>94059274
We're reaching autism levels that shouldn't be possible

>>94055337
>>94059285
Oh shit it IS a turbo duel!

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>>94059341
My mother is gone from this world and Dad left her when I was 8.

What issue is the one where they go to 4centgarbage HQ?

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>>94059410
this one

>>94059372
I appreciate it OP, I've been in here for a few hours and it's pretty entertaining

>>94059372
>complains about people posting lewds on the internet
>posts lewds of own characters
perfect logic

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Remember, if you bombard a /co/ creator with enough fan porn they will make official porn for you.

>>94059372
>I almost feel like crying that game as well, but thank god for blessing me with a healthy set of woman parts
Come again?

>>94059443
Isn't the top right one traced? Meaning Chris either went out and found sonic porn to steal for his comic or already had it saved (or worse, printed out).

>>94059443
Why does it looks like she has a dick on most of those

>>94059443
The question is if official porn was ever desired from the source

I'm the guy who joked on the panty shot earlier.

I'm sorry /co/. I was just shitposting. I really was. I didn't intend to make meme magic happen and we see this. I genuinely feel bad and I hate myself for making the world a little more darker. I'm so sorry.

>>94059398
Wow. What a biggety bitch.

>>94059482
pro tip: Don't, it isn't your fault

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>>94059492
2 gigs of Rosechu nudes
Imagine it

Anyway, you all recognize the building we are currently in right?

>>94059443
Why is Rosechu such a filthy slut?

>>94059482
You had no part in this. Chris' soul was claimed by the Chaos God Nurgle long ago, we can only pray for salvation now.

>>94059520
god no
please no

>>94059520
Which board is on which floor, ya think?