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Political Storytime of Pain: Liberality for All

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If you thought that Calexit was bad, then get a load of this

>"It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists who have surrendered governing authority to the United Nations. Hate speech legislation called the "Coulter Laws" have forced vocal conservatives underground. A group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, and a young man born on September 11, 2001, set out to thwart Ambassador Usama bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City."
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>>94037347
I'll post the links to other SoP when I'm done.
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>>94037371
This is Donny Lin's first work, it's also his last. I hope he's doing OK even though his art is terrible.
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>>94037347
This looks like a 70's toyline action cartoon with 90's comics art
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>>94037404
The guy in the car is supposed to be Ralph Nader. A quick Google search should tell you how much effort was put into the likeness.
For those of you too young to remember, Nader is the reason we got Bush II.
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>>94037436
>>94037418
>This looks like a 70's toyline action cartoon with 90's comics art
Sounds about right.
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>>94037471
What's Al Gore doing in the Popemobile?
That's not how you do a press conference.
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>>94037436
>Algore seems on a pace to lose the 2000 election
>Unless something changes dramatically

Hehe! Unintentional humor
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>>94037507
>>94037508
Nost of this comic's humor is unintentional. I think.
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>>94037471
IN MY TIME we had fancy tower in NY, Gameboys with trasparent plastic and Backstreet Boys on the radio
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>>94037533
So yeah, this is what conservatives thought liberals would do.
Funny how Obama ended up killing more terrorists with drones than Bush ever thought possible.
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>>94037558
>Hannity
>complaining about fundamentalists
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>>94037558
So Bin Laden thinks that his greatest enemies are American right-wing pundits?
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>>94037558
Hannity is in a comic book? WTF?
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>>94037591
>WE TOLD YOU THAT IRAQ HAD WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
Also, the author seems to have forgotten than Bin Laden and Hussein were ENEMIES. Then again, so did a lot of people back then.
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>>94037612
Yes, Hannity is a main character in a comic book, and you don't know the half of it.
The real Sean Hannity apparently approved of this.
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>>94037595
I'm pretty sure he's the guy with the robotic arm on the cover. It's hard to tell, because no one looks like their real world counterparts.
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>>94037644
>UN Secretary General JACQUES CHIRAC
I know that conservatives hated him because he refused to go into Iraq on flimsy evidence, but this is absurd.
And it only gets worse.
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>>94037673
Meant this comment >>94037644 for >>94037595
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>>94037558
>>94037581
>>94037595
Just a reminder that Sean Hannity hasn't been waterboarded.
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>>94037347
If there's one disappointment to the absolute crashing and burning of I'm With Her it's that we never got to see a modern day 2016 version of this comic in (((Hillary)))'s America.
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>>94037707
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>>94037591
Wait, i'm confused

This is a parallel universe where 9/11 did happened, but helped Al Gone for and not Bush to win the 2000 election with no given reason why, and not Bush on the 2004 election, even though it happened eight months later Bush had already won?
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>>94037644
>real sean hannity apparently approved of this.
Of course he did.
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>>94037736
Behold! NANOMACHINES SON-enhanced Sean Hannity! Only he can save America from the evil UN and the islamofascists!
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>>94037673
Pretty brave using the "fool me once" phrase when Bush II fucked it up earlier. This was published in 2005, so the Republicans were still in power.
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>>94037771
>Hate speech legislation
Weird how Obama never got around to doing that
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>>94037707
Matt Drudge is the FBI's #1 Most Wanted?
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>>94037799
>>94037744
It's a world where Al Gore wins because Ralph Nader died in a car crash. 9/11 happened anyway and then Gore became a fascist and won re-election.
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>>94037644
>The real Sean Hannity apparently approved of this.
I'm sure he did.
I enjoy Hannity, but the dude is borderline nuts.
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>>94037832
>>94037780
To be fair, apparently Bush "fucked up" because at the last second he realized he didn't a soundbite of him saying "shame on me"

>>94037809
This is "Persecution Complex: The Comic".
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>>94037864
Oh George, You make me yearn for a more innocent time.
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>>94037864
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>>94037893
>So many cold dead hands
So they admit that guns in the hands of citizens would never be enough to overthrow the government in times of tyranny like the NRA claims?
Also, G. Gordon Liddy should be 90 years old at this point. Good thing he too has NANOMACHINES SON.
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>>94037921
>I have always found the best gun control was...by using two hands!
What does that even mean...?
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>>94037957
No Liddy, I'm pretty sure that's a gun.
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>>94037985
>>94037888
Yeah, I can't believe I actually miss Bush.
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>>94037832

But... This makes even less sense! How is the election still going on in 2001? Bush never existed? And even if he never existed, Nader would still be Third Party?

How using a fictional world as a analogu for a fictional situation?
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>>94038011
Why is Liddy so against "electronic crap" if it's what's keeping him young and healthy?
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>>94038042
>F.O.I.L.
This probably sounded cooler in the author's head.

>>94038013
It's not that complicated. The election happened in 2000, Gore won because without Nader splitting the vote he got Florida, and then almost a year later 9/11 happened.
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>>94038011
>Nazi
Fuck me if this thread lasts there's going to be some shit-flinging
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>>94038084
Why does Bin Laden want to nuke NYC if he's already gotten everything he wanted? He gains nothing out of it and stands a lot to lose.
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>>94038042
Because American Conservatives are hypocrites.
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>>94038112
>The RIGHT heroes determined to make it happen
Left heroes don't exist
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>>94038138
The only good lefty is a dead lefty.
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>>94038138
Going by these letter pages, the author was being serious. This is what he actually believes. He thinks this is a brilliant work.
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>>94038169
In his defense, it is pretty brilliant.
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>>94038169
>>94038119
Hey now, American liberals can be pretty hypocritical too.
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>>94038196
Colmes has revealed his true colors as an evil liberal!
Poor guy didn't deserve being shat on like this really. In reality he was a moderate treated like a punching bag by Fox.
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>>94038119
Remenber that political comic where they were putting a giant economic lamp on Lady Liberty and the kid was bitching because he could not buy a gasoline powered ship in the future, but is never explained why a economic lamp on Lady Liberty or a not-gasoline fulled ship is bad?

Early 2000's conservatives are just were just old people
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>>94038226
Even without US support, I'm pretty fucking sure that there's no way that North Korea could stage a succesful invasion of the South.
Also, how did Gore get re-elected?
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>>94038257
I don't get it, why is Al Gore sending more troops to South Korea if he doesn't care?
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>>94038138

>That fucking anime character dressed like a fresh prince of Bel-Air Lair teenager in the back

My fucking sides!
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>>94038169
I love how he decided to publish the letters that assault him.
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>>94038285
OH NO! THEY TOOK GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
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>>94038321
Well, he was right about people getting offended easily, but was wrong about what people would be offended about.
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>>94038180
>>94038169
Maybe...maybe this is actually Satire and we're truly are dealing with sheer brilliance.
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>>94038344
>Can Democrats be patriots?
>Of course not sweetie
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>>94038196
The little kid look like it has a mermaid tail.
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>>94038374
>>94038369
I have met too many conservatives with even crazier ideas to think that.
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>>94038344

Is this the start of a gay shota doujin?
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>>94038407
So, did we actually lose any rights during the Obama administration?
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>>94038443
SEE? SEE? Conservatives totally aren't islamophobic, look muslim Hannity fans!
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>>94038226
>unlike her predecessor Clinton will reduce the military budget
>but Gore been also reducing the military budget
Is that intentional, like Liberal propaganda trying to pull the wool over our eyes?
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>>94038443
Not sure, but for me I had to pay an extra $100 a month for health insurance
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>>94038478
Why would they send a suicide bomber instead of having someone just shoot Hannity?
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>>94038443
I was literally forced into wanting dick anon.
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>>94037347
I fucking hate Hannity, I know everyone thinks O'Reilly is worse but Hannity is the scum of this Earth
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>>94038321
>Reagan
PALEOCONSERVATISEKINO
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>>94038509
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>>94038585
>>94038557
O'Reilly is a worse person, but a better pundit with less insane opinions than Hannity.
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>>94038478
It's amazing to me Conservatives won't court the Muslim electorate.
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>>94038585
Most unrealistic thing here is the idea Hannity would be concerned for anyone else.
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>>94038626
>>94038627
Before 9/11, muslims actually tended to vote conservative. Republicans may claim that immigration is a democrat plot to get more votes, but if republicans tried they could get plenty of muslim and latino votes.
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>>94037347
This is a good example of what goes around comes around.

All the Dems freaking out now and all the Repubs being smug forget what it was like in 2009. Or 2001 for that matter. Or 1993...
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>>94038585
>>94038626
>Hannity uses a nother and child to shield hinself from the blast.
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>>94038665
RIP Limbaugh, no NANOMACHINES SON for you.
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>>94038665
Probably because Islam is a very conservative ideology. Something both conservatives and liberals try to ignore.
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>>94038702
So, they send a suicide bomber against Hannity, but 2 guys with scimitars against Liddy?
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>>94038665
Poor Otacon, hasn't he suffered enough?
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>>94038730
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>>94037371
That doesn't look very Larry Elmore-ish.
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>>94038768
What's with Liddy's boner for Harleys?
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>>94038702

>Michael Moore is the taxi driver

KINO
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>>94038665
I think that before WALL they were trying for that after Mormon Jesus crashed and burned. I suspect that sooner or later we'll be at that point.
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>>94038802
Reminder that G. Gordon Liddy is 76 years old here. And he has no NANOMACHINES SON enhancing him yet. He's pretty /fit/.
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>>94038837
RIP O'Reilly and Ingraham.
Remember kids, torture works!
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>>94038868
Fuck you Mike Mackey. This isn't badass, it's sick.
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>>94038898
>>94038803
That's not Michael Moore. He has a...different role in this series.
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>>94038926
>Department of Peace
DAMN LIBRULS
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>>94037507
But if Al Gore had gotten elected, 9/11 wouldn't have happened. That was entirely a Bush Administration failure.
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>>94038926
>That's not Michael Moore. He has a...different role in this series.

Will we be going full Team America: World Police?
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>>94038011
>guns
>doing shit to super tech

so having a gun is a superpower?
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>>94038730
This could almost be fun...If I didn't know this G.Girdon Liddy and there was absolutely no dialogue.
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>>94038947
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>>94039081
>>94039012
I PRESENT YOU VICE-PRESIDENT MICHAEL MOORE AND PRESIDENT CHELSEA CLINTON
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>>94039123
>I must admit I always wanted to do this
I know this is meant to outrage us, but it's too ridiculous to take seriously.
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>>94039081
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking glasses, how to they work?
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>>94039157
Odd way to end the issue
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>>94038492
Really? Mine went down by like 30 bucks
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>>94039191
Fahrenheit 9/11 was about how America deserved it and the terrorists were misunderstood good guys, right?
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>>94038868
It's the Muslim Kryptonite!
Seriously, I get that the idea is to torture them, but these pig's blood fetishists seem to act like they really believe that Allah is real and this will actually prevent the terrorists from going to heaven. Also, wouldn't some Imam just say "Oh, no...if an evil crusader does this to you, you still get to go heaven. No problem"?
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>>94039123
OH MY FUCKING GOD!

My sides are going nuclear
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>>94039217
>When the tax rate hit 90%
You mean like it was before Reagan?
Why would rich people go to England and Israel anyway?
And how can there not be any rich people? That's impossible.
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>>94039244
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>>94039157
>>94039217

How is Bin Laden the unique character the only likebable character? I'm rooting for him now
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>>94039274
Member when Hillary Clinton was a weak-ass liberal pansy and not a hawk that would have brought us to war with Russia over Syria? How times change
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>>94039303

Fucking misspelling, i need to sleep
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>>94039312
>GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI! I MEAN REAGAN!
Also, do liberals really want to give free condoms to elementary schoolers?
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>>94039123
Wow, I'm actually surprised that they made Chelsea a sympathetic character. I was expecting a homely, liberal ditz eager to sell out her country. In other news, Michael Moore is so fat he needs a wheelchair.
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>>94039312
Well, thank god we are taking him out of there, right?
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>>94039347
>Your dad's dead
Meh

>Fox News Bankrupt!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>94039379
>>94039367
I just know that if Chelsea did half the stuff Ivanka does, conservatives would freak out.
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>>94039347
>Also, do liberals really want to give free condoms to elementary schoolers?
Of course, how else are they going to have their UN mandated gay sex?
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>>94038226
>seoul harvest
ho lee shit.

>implying this goverment wouldnt just refuse to intervene
>no, they actively send american troops out to die with not even enough food to survive.

the american defense budget is 600 billion. you could cut it to one tenth and still field a military capable of shitting all over north korea.
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>>94039407
Yes father, I shall become a flag
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>>94039436
WE CAN'T LET FREEDOM DIE!
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>>94039508
Slow internet, sorry everyone
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>>94039379
HOW WILL HE PAY FOR MORE SEASONS OF SIMPSONS NOW?
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>>94039508
Author: "I wonder if my readers will pick up on this subtle metaphor..."
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>>94039533
>>94039421
And somehow Gore got re-elected and Hillary won the next election after that despite that carnage.
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>>94039565
Free healthcare? I thought this was supposed to be a dystopia?
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>>94039565
Anon, will don't see that democracy is the favorite weapow of democrats?
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>>94039608
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>>94039662
>>94039621
They probably changed the constitution so that whoever gets the popular vote wins.
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>>94039705
>30 years minimum sentence for posessing a handgun
This is what the "Second ammendment folks" genuinely believe will happen even though Obama never did anything.
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>>94039734
So I guess, the cop with the "Live to Ride" tatoo let him go?
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>>94039767
Wait, why would liberals close down FEMA? What happened to their death camps?
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>>94039815
>Hillary closing all military bases
Again, it's hilarious how conservatives now call Hillary a warmongering hawk that's too mean to Putin.
Then again, now Trump is claiming that Russia wanted Hillary to win.
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>>94039662
>Ann Coulter wasn't there

Trully terrible times to be alive
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>>94039861
I underestimated how long this would take me. Supid slow internet.
If I'm gone for over 5 minutes, I beg of some kind anon to finish this, it's almost over.
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>>94039244
how can one page contain so much ignorance about how economics works?
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>>94039904
So, why are they recruiting right-wing pundits instead of real American heroes with actual training like soldiers, firefighters and militiamen?
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>>94039942
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>>94039904
I'm on my phone at work, Anon.
Otherwise I'd find and download it.

Be the little shit-story that could, Anon. I think I can, I think I can.
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>>94039974
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>>94039904
Just finished my SoP, gotchu senpai
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>>94040003
>>94039989
I can't make my internet faster, and I can't make my social commitments go away.
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>>94040034
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>>94040081
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>>94039942
Was this commissioned by one or more of these pundits?
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>>94040116
DUN DUN DUN

And sadly, that's it. The comic had terrible sales and never got to complete its intended 8 -issue run. It's a pity really, it would have been hilarious to read I'm sure.
Anyway, I DID IT, just in time.
Somebody please post the links to other SoP. I gtg thx.
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>>94040034
Well most of the threads are staying alive pretty long.
If I promise to bump it alive for hours would you be able to return and finish?
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>>94040081
Oh my fucking god! Learn how to use microsoft word effects
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>>94040141
GODDAMNIT FORGOT THE IMAGE
Here we go for real. Bye
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Wow, those likenesses are uncanny.
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>>94040141
Ah NVM
Thanks for finishing for us, Anon.

God bless you, and God Bless AMERICA.
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>>94040141
Thanks anon

Since this comic never ended i will just assume that Ben Laden was really a nice guy after alll
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>>94037985

Rifles... AREN'T guns now?

Also

>insulting French guns

What the fuck
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>>94040518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYKygWsCZ-g
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>>94037347
This isn't worse than Libexit. It's exactly the same type of terrible. It's just inverted like a mirror.
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>>94042366
Yep. I wonder how many of the people in the Libexit threads even know that this was exists. It is 12 years old now though, and I really have no idea how old the people in those threads are.
The only difference I can think of is that it was written when the republicans were still in power and had just won a second presidential term, and yet there is still all this weird persecution complex going on. But hey, that is all outside this book.
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>>94042662
>it was written when the republicans were still in power and had just won a second presidential term, and yet there is still all this weird persecution complex going on

Probably has a lot to do with the fact that this was around the point where Bush's approval ratings started to slide into the gutter. The general vibe I get from this is "We need to keep up the fight, look how much worse things would be with them in charge!"
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>>94042366
9/11 was kind of like the 2016 election in that it made a lot of formerly reasonable people go crazy.

Both responses were probably related to the media hyping it as the first shots in an all-out existential war for western civilization.
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>>94037558
>BAH, LIBERALS ARE ALL PUSSIES
>Obama gets elected, kills Osama and Gaddafi
>DAMN DEMOCRATS, ALWAYS KILLING PEOPLE WITH THEIR DRONES
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>>94037347
Oh no, not again...
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>>94037436
>Nader is the reason we got Bush II.

Oh, I remember.
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>>94038226
Fun fact: the US military has actually told the government NOT to give them so much money, because they don't need more tanks than they have porta-potties
>>94039244
Britain has a reputation for being a soft touch with big business... and now we're going to lose it all because 37% of the electorate fell for complete and utter bullshit
>>94039734
To be fair, he tried to do some reasonable stuff, but gun lobbyists went all MUH COLD DEAD HANDS
>>94039861
>tfw Trump's lawyer has had to hire a lawyer
When the next generation ask us to explain what the hell happened, we won't have a good answer.
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>>94037707
>kriminell

Hah?
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>>94045667
The Trump presidency is pretty fucked up but there still aren't any questions close to the magnitude of "why did we invade Iraq?"

The difference between Bush II and Trump is that the media slobbered over Bush's cock because he's part of the establishment.
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>>94045725
He has a funny accent, because he's unamerican!
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>>94045667
>Reasonable
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>>94046450
Dubya at least had some smart people making sure he didn't do anything REALLY stupid. Trump just struts about, acting like a damn frat boy and everyone else in the GOP is too chickenshit to tell him no. Did you even see that footage of his cabinet telling him how loyal they were at a meeting?
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I dare someone to storytime this on /pol/. I am genuinely curious how they'd react.
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>>94037644
Is there a list of countries the UN has taken over the governments of? I'm sure it is very long, but I've never seen it compiled before.
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>>94037799
I didn't realize Hannity was blown up in 9/11
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>>94037347
Here is an interview with the crazy author in case anyone cares
>http://sequart.org/magazine/2501/mike-mackey-on-liberality-for-all/
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>>94038407
So the rich and globalists taking all our money is fine, as long as we can say "God" in the pledge!

Fuckin' 'ell
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>>94039191
SDI was Reagan's brilliant "Star Wars" defense idea. Kind of a thing if you're old.
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>>94039217
>>94039244
Is Chelsea supposed to be sympathetic? I wouldn't think this comic would choose to be kind of Chelsea at all but it sure seems it.
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>>94048845
Based on what we've seen, it's obvious that Freedom was going to be saved by Liddy and Reagan, and that's how Reagan would join F.O.I.L.
I'm guessing that the "traitor" is just rusing them and only pretending to work for the evil UN, and that eventually Chelsea Clinton was going to have a change of heart and help them stop Bin Laden while also renouncing liberalism and her parents.
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>>94037347
story about killing terrorists? sign me up
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Everyone who thinks this comic is untrealistic is a traitor. #my2ndtrumpsyour1st #maga #nukethemudslimes #gasthekikes
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>>94047968
What is /pol/'s current stance on the Iraq War given the fact that God Emperor Trump claims to have always been against it?
Not to mention it'd be funny seeing them react to a time where Hillary was a liberal wuss and not a warmonger that's mean to Daddy Putin.
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>>94049202
>God Emperor Trump
finally someone gets his title right. thanks anon
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>>94049202
They think it was the work of liberal democrats and oppose it.
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>>94037347
The pig stuff was pretty bad
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>>94039217
i wouldn't mind having loli chelsea as prez
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>>94040003
KEKKEKEKEKEKEK
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