Storytime of Pain: Elseworlds; Created Equal and Act of God

>>94086687
Please no

Please yes.

I like how techinically the plot of this is comic is the plot of the upcoming Batgirl and the Birds of Prey arc

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>>94086865
>Not wanting to read the best Elseworld.

Aww here it goes.

>>94086999
Wait, what?
I don't read Batgirl.

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>>94086999
Those Trips, I dropped BOP after Helena saw her mom, it was quite bland but isn't the next arc about Catwoman and Ivy?

>>94087017
This reminds me. The sequel to Last Son of Earth is certainly SoP-worthy material, though I enjoy the original quite a bit.

>>94087017
That's Superman Metropolis.
Though I love what happens to Babs in this.

>>94087073
>>94087077
The upcoming arc is called "Manslaughter" and is about a virus that kills only the males of Earth, it's gonna be like a crossover according to the Bensons sisters (or whatever their name is), I catched the info in one of the DC panels liveblogs

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>>94087122
I actually don't not only did they force the ring out of someone who deserved it they also forced in on to Babs, they literally forgot the ring chooses and it can't be forced

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>>94087184
Thanks for the heads up, still won't buy it since BOP was so bland, besides the recurring appearances of Dick and Ollie it's not really something worth reading desu.

>>94087322
I don't read it either, it was just something that caught my eyes , you know?. Someone redoing Created Equal is worth noticing

>>94086687
I thought that was a pregnant man from the thumbnail.

This is the most classic of Storytimes of Pain for me.

I'm sure some will pick Trouble or Marville, but this is the cream of the crop imo.

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>>94087386
Yeah I get what you mean but then they'll probably just have them "get sick" rather than outright kill the men since checking from the solicits, Ollie and Dick are the ones who get sick (?)

>>94087598
Yeah, I guess they'll go for that. I'm just going by the info the writers told in the panel. Is gonna be a full-female arc/crossover too..

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>>94087676
So it's gonna be a full crossover huh, did they say which books? I'm guessing its gonna be with Supergirl and Batwoman since they're connected to Babs.

>>94087786
They haven't announced books yet

>>94086865
It must be done as all these things must be done. By fire purified. Through suffering sanctified. And so we carry on through another year.

Why do so many of these SoPs have good artists being wasted?

What the hell is up with the font?

>>94088130
That's part of the pain.

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>>94088130
So you'd buy them when it first came out.

Oh my fucking god NO

>>94087017

No Supes, thank *you* for coming. :O

>>94088556
Do the Guardians get no say in any of this?

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>>94088638
I don't think Kyle has made the guardians yet at this point of time. I find it hilarious that the ring found a criminal the most worthy of the ring instead of all the super heroines and they had to force the ring unto Babs.

>>94087017
This just makes me want a non-shitty Superman harem story.

>>94088757
That's just the kind of world this is apparently.

The best possible GL for this earth is a criminal who just wants to stay at home all day.

>>94088760
Maybe wish-granted:
>>94083845

>>94086974

whats the point in making comics like this one that arent erotica/porn?

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Someone do the math.

>>94089036
There it is.

>>94089076
Oh shit, I didn't realize it was more than one issue.

Does /co/ ever do storytimes of good things as a palate cleanser to the SoPweekend? I feel like I usually just see people rage-posting things on here.

>>94089036
Kek

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>>94089069
That still kinda fucks me up, I mean do they let all their kids fuck each other to repopulate mankind and have inbreds or are they gonna perform /ss/ on the kids to not taint the genepool.

>>94089166
Good things? Why would there ever be anything good?

>>94089036
lmao

Hell yeah

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>>94089166
Yup well Created Equal only has 2 issues and Act of God has 3 issues.

>>94089276
Was it autism?

>>94089276
>Act of God has 3 issues

Three too many. I'd rather read this a dozen times in a row than Act of God once.

Dam I'm a little late to the thread

>>94089323
Wait. Are all the kids boys?

>>94089415
Peeg mentions a daughter, so maybe they all have short haircuts

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>>94089415
Nah

>>94086687
Still dont know why WW never got herself some supersperm

>>94089166
I feel like we should collectively create a new brand of Storytime Weekend of Pain where people storytime sad comics
Like death of captain marvel etc
Stuff that causes pain bc it's good and it hurts, not pain bc it's bad and everything is bad

>>94089550
She wanted the Real Deal™.

>>94089546
My, my, Phillipus is looking very white in this

>>94089036

this is awesome

>>94089589
>counting out Lex

Philipus, go do some Hellenistic utopian lesbian stuff with Hippolyta.

>>94089591
I mean she gets it in the end i guess

>>94089573
Maybe for when Stan dies

I really do wonder who the editor was for Elseworlds and we he signed off on so many terrible ones.

>>94089323
>superman missed the chance to do all of this
>personally
If I were him, I'd rip lex luthor's head

>>94090232
>if I can't have hair no one can!

>>94090418
They look like a dance troop.

>>94090058
>tfw cleansed my palate(?) just now by reading death of captain marvel
I'M NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING

the cringy thing of this comic is the matricide part more than the superman cum part.

>>94090635
I dont understand the plan. They over throw the women(how i dont know they have the same powers unless the girls are weaker cuz girls) and then what? Unless they rape them then they die out after a generation

>>94090069
who are these guys?

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>>94090733
Your mistake is trying to make sense of a story that has a jug of supercum.

>>94090764
Man, Lex is one twisted mf.

>>94090822
My mistake was being born in this timeline

>a magical space clouds does something bad to earth
How many times has this been used in comics?

>>94090987
Lots of times. "The Final Night" back in the 1990s was actually great.

>>94091074
what

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So did Lex just rape a thousand women or what?

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We will resume this storytime in like 30 mins. This kinda tired me out.

>>94091058
Final Night was pretty great, Hal's sacrifice is still one of my favorite pages to date.

>>94091102
I'm sad that there was no on-screen clothes-ripping rape.

>>94091136
Oh boy!

>>94091102
Shhhh. Dont thibk so hard.

>>94091102
>implying those babies aren't all subliminally imprinted with Luthor's personality and memories

>>94091102
Mechanical wombs I suppose.

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Okay I'm back, this time we're gonna have batwankery instead.

>>94091271
Nope. I'm out. This one's my limit.

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>>94091305
It storytime of pain for a reason.

>>94087552
>That face
kek

>>94091423
Whos the blackchick with the blonde hair

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>Everyone in Atlantis is now dead

>>94090418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-55ZEmoKs

>>94091511
Why would his gills disappear?? They aren't powers he's Atlantean..

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>>94091724
Same reason why Power rings don't work even though they're technology and not magic, elseworld bullshit, you could also argue that with Kryptonian and Martian abilities since technically those aren't powers, its inherent to their race.

>>94091271
I love that these horrible books are never too far from being storytimed together

>>94091529
My guess would be Thunder (Anissa), Black Lightning's daughter, but I think she only came later

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>>94091981
It's because they're similar, they both show "natural disasters" that fuck up the world.

>>94091981
well they feel thematically connected; a mysterious, sudden event strips a the world and the superhero community of <blank>. The first was men, the second is powers

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I hate how every elseworld story is just a front to push Clark and Diana

>>94092247
guess that was the big death flag for new 52 but yea, it's even in Injustice though reciprocated which I guess makes it a bit more unique in that respect

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>>94092333
the reasoning behind it was awful. especially during #3 when they become co-workers again and have to pretend they never had something special.

>>94086687
Who wouldn't want to be the only man left in the Dc universe?

>>94092026
Also one feels like Supes pandering while the other is Bat pandering.

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>>94092491
They milked him dry Anon.

>>94086687
Act of God pisses me off more cuz of the bible wank that shouldnt even exist for heros like J'onn or especially WW.

>>94092549
Sounds hot.

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>>94092563
personally for me it made Kyle look like a chump and trivialized Clark and Lois' marriage by making it look like Lois only loved Clark because he was Superman. its fucking awful.

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>>94092594
Not in the biblical sense, more like Milked him with one of those milking devices they used on cows in dairy farms.

>>94092916
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>>94092836
the fucking news reporting really undercuts the drama in this scene. You're watching Steel get killed but it's all with commentary that sounds like fucking JR and Lawler at ringside

>>94092681
>Earth's most powerful being
First time reading this I assumed that steel was finally getting some respect, dam was I wrong

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Awful

>>94089813

In the end lol

>>94092637
These things too. Its a mess all around.

>>94093288
>makes lois break upwith cuz he has no powers and not becacse hes a depressing sack of shit
>>94093344
I just broke up with my fiancée. Let me go bang WW

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I hope someone smites me down, I don't want to keep doing this storytime.

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One more issue, Holy fuck I am tired.

>>94093476
>I just broke up with my fiancée. Let me go bang WW

Don't you know depression sex is the best kind of sex.

>>94094096
>>94094084
Fuck this whole scene from the bottom of my heart.

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>>94094132
It's almost as bad as "Gorr was right" at least Diana looks great in her Sunday best.

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Hows your week been /co/?