Storytime of Pain: Amazons Attack

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>>94011836 (Marville)
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>>94017397
>Lets turn the Amazons into war criminals!
Who thought that this was a good idea?

IT BEGINS

>>94017476
>Bows and spears defeat guns
This comic is so stupid

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>>94017505
>guns

So much and it's only Thursday.
I worry anons aren't pacing themselves.

>>94017305
I can't believe I actually worried that people would forget the Weekend of Pain this year.

>>94017415
It was THE BEES

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>>94017795

Come on, we've already done the comic this year.

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>>94018105
Sorry anon.

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>>94017323

Y E S
E
S

I've actually never read this, this is gonna be interesting

Give me one good reason Kal doesn't just scorched Earth these bitches after that.

>>94018167
>METAL DOESN'T BLEED
>Don't draw any blood

>>94018384
>short haired Artemis
Yet another heinous sin to lay at this comic's feet.

I'm glad this Is terrible :)

>>94018848
I'm almost enjoying how bad it is so far.

>>94018826
>Suspicious individuals
>Enemy belligerents are literal Amazons wearing greco-roman armor slaughtering people in the streets
Wut

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>>94017852

With all the destruction going around it's a wonder the Amazons didn't spawn a supervillain that would be out for their blood.

>>94019177
There's a Secret Six arc after this ends about a private prison filled with captured amazons, who are being raped/fed to a demon monster every day

>>94019224
*sweating anime girl dot jpg intensifies*

>>94019224
Ouch. Simply killing them would be enough.

>>94017376
Do I get a T-shirt if I read all of this? One that says "I survived storytime of pain 2017."

>>94019328
The fucking lasso is right there. Using it would end this entire thing.

>>94019366
>Everyone knows exactly where the enemy leader is and can access them
>No one tries to kill her
Its an actual war and she is clearly a war criminal.
Just do it.

>>94019328
If Diana Lassos Hippolyta right here, the whole thing ends.

>>94019366
But the writer is an idiot who decided that Clark should be retarded, apparently.

>>94019482
Diana could just fight her too, and then order the Amazons to stop.
She is much stronger, and the heir to the throne and everything.

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Would the main Convergence title be a decent storytime for this weekend? Never read it.

>>94017305
My god is it really already that time of the year? I was having such a nice summer...

>>94019298
You come out damaged, but stronger.

Like the cutting of a diamond.

>>94019021
I think the bee quote has to be the most quoted bad comic moment.

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>>94020204
ASBAR is up there too.

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Last issue.

>>94020035
I WISH DC Metro platforms were that wide.

So why did Wonder Woman never use her lasso to try and undo her mother's mind control?

>>94021266
>You worried only how to fight
>Instead of how not to
The President deserves to be called out for the whole "lets arrest a whole bunch of innocent women for no reason", but how is Batman at fault?
How to not fight? How? There was no way to not fight, the Amazons were being bloodthirsty mass murdering war criminals, there was no way to achieve peace.

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>>94021296
Is it normal to side with Circe at this point?

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That's all for now, make sure you check out the other storytimes. :^)

>>94021399
Everytime I forget this is a fucking Countdown tie-in

Why do people like this again?

>>94021494
I have never encountered anyone in real life or on the internet that has ever admitted to liking this unironically.

This story is noncanon now as of Rebirth, right? As is the concept of the Amazons/Paradise Island outside of individuals interacting with the world on a diplomatic, state-to-state basis?

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>>94020665
>missed all the vital organs
ALL OF THEM?!

>>94021494

Because of deadly bee weapon! Bees, my god!

>>94021137
It would count more if you'd just'd executed the bitch for all the "dead bodies as far as the eye can see. Two peoples ravaged." instead of preserving a DC property for use in future stories.

>>94021568
>This story is noncanon now as of Rebirth, right?
Yep. Thank Highfather for that.

>>94022682
Good.

I feel like they're TRYING to retcon Amazons/Paradise Island (back?) to being a hidden island that doesn't interact with the world beyond a few individuals like Wonder Woman and Artemis, sure as not on a full national level.

>>94021336
This is Athena we are talking about she is the goddess that punished a rape victim for getting her temple dirty lets not pretend she isn´t an asshole.

>>94021227
Because that would make sese.

>>94022891
Well, if what happened with Suicide Squad is any indication, then we're going to get Paradise Island turned into the movie version, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Gets rid of the whole Amazong Rapists thing while keeping Diana being Zeus' daughter. Nice compromise between Azzerello changing everything up and Rucka nuking everything back.

>>94024344
Rucka didn't actually nuke her origin, he just never mentioned it. The only big thing that he did was make the N52 Island an illusion, thus removing the Rapeazzons

>>94019910
>wap

BEES

>>94017305
I'm just here for the bees.

>>94018570
>ALL OF IT!