Story time of Pain : Sonichu 4 The Hiatus is real

HERE WE GO, BEST BIT OF THE ENTIRE COMIC COMING UP SHORTLY

>>94078306
Is this Blaziken Wright? Jesus christ.

>>94078392
>guy is getting the electric chair
>la la la la la
>my sides

>>94078397
His name is Marvey Blaziken, so it's a ripoff of Harvey Birdman

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Never forget our valiant cover artist.

>>94078420
>At least I will not have to deal with this in my teen years

Every time.

>>94078536
wait, why is the quality so high now?

>>94078477
>taking the speech from Independence Day and replacing it with mexican flag day
Oh lord, you can't make this shit up

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>>94078563
that was PandaHalo.

And one last word for issue 10.

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And so we entered into the single most troubled production of any comic issue in history.

Mark Millar took two years to finish The Unfunnies due to poor critical reception.

Issue 11 of Sonichu took a whopping 8 years to produce.

Chris made $1,000 american from this issue.

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I want to rape Chris(tina)-Chan, but I don't think that there's enough condoms to prevent me from catching whatever the fuck disease he may have.

>>94078450
FATALITY

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>>94078666
STOP THAT SATAN

>>94078666
>I want to rape Chris(tina)-Chan
Bluespike, is that you?

>>94078666
>those trips reflect on you anon

>>94078704
You forgot to give credit for that family guy joke you fucking hack!

>>94078654
h-how did he make 1k?

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>>94078788
Patreon. There was a donation of $1000 for more pages. Chris took years to deliver after payment was made.

>>94078808
11 is the latest issue right? (as of now) I wonder if we will get 12 in 2024

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>>94078840
I have some of issue 12 to follow this.

>>94078510
So they died?

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>>94078872
they werent real. it was a troll.

>>94078892
holy shit, he has to be a master... reading that made me tear up a bit

>>94078754
>vanilla
>neutral

Vanilla IS a flavor damn it!

>>94078892
So some sick bastard pretended to be a girl, befriended CWC, then killed off the pretend girl? That's low.

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>>94078979
IIRC PandaHalo was a real girl. Just not a True and Honest one.

>>94079022
Still kinda low. I know CWC is a moron and easy target for trolls, but some of the things people have done are over the line I think.

>>94078979
That's why I stopped laughing at Chris.

When it was just looking up the weird shit he made and did, that was hilarious, as was merely talking to him.

But then trolls began to push him into doing weird shit or saying deliberatively procative shit, and then they themselves grew more autistic trying to chase the high of seeing him be a lolcow. Every time you see people claim CWC deserve it, it's probably a faggot who tried to make him do shit no sane person would make others do, no matter their mental state.

Doesn't change the hilarity of the comics themselves, though.

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>>94079065
The time they conned him into driving to Ohio is a pretty blatant example of this. Shit got weird.

>>94078979
Chris interacting with his trolls is definitely what pushed him over the edge from idiot autist to unhinged psychopath, but he was always capable of being the cunt that he is. Probably just wouldn't have ever gotten to that point until his parents died, if that.

Do you think CWC would of turned out this way if the YouTube or the Internet alone didn't exist?

>>94079165
Almost certainly not. He would've had to be a mostly normal kid and would've grown up to be like that weird uncle you have, but he would've gotten a job doing something mundane and maybe have even met some girl who's just as much of a sperg as him. But the internet has plans for us all.

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>>94079165
Absolutely not. A lot of his worldview is because of the internet. Especially the post tomgirl stuff.

>>94079204
He'd still have the room of Legos, video games, action figures and whatever else he has in there.

He'd still be incredibly sexually frustrated, he just wouldn't be telling the whole world about it.

>>94079204
He wouldn't have been mostly normal, considering his life was already pretty shitty before he was discovered, but he wouldn't have reached the levels of depravity he's reached now. I bet he'd still identify as male, probably wouldn't draw porn of his characters or people he knows in real life, and probably would have been able to get a job as a bagger or something similar.

>>94079259
>I'M NOT A FUCKING NIGGER!

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>>94079259
forgot to point it out
>Kwanzaa

>>94079244
I mean, he's still autistic as fuck, but in the sort of way that grown men who build model trains are. It's not hurting anyone and it keeps the side of him stuck in infancy happy, so whatever works.

The sad thing is, if he would of dressed nicely and kept up on hygiene and weight he could of been a total chad

>>94078865
Fun fact: Chris wanted the 3 sonichu babies getting into sexual stuff so he bumped their age to 17.

meaning Sonichu and Rosechu is just 3 years older than their children

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>>94079320
the amount of image posting is too damn high.

>>94079342
A-at least he's not advocating fucking kids? I mean, besides that underaged chick lighting the porn shoot. Uh.

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>>94079342
Yeah this stuff gets bonkers soon. I hoe we get a bunch who havent seen the new issues

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>follow "her" on facebook
>now "she's" asking for extra money on PayPal

I guess he trusted Patreon a bit too much.

Sometimes it baffles me how does he manage to make me sorry for his situation despite the shit he's done on the past and how funny it is to come back on stuff like the fapcup or the Sonichu series.

>>94079165
Of course not, but the most I'd see him do if his case didn't caught up on the Internet as it did is throwing autistic fits at GameStop, being a public figure for a couple of days and then fading back into obscurity.

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>>94079443
no really, you guys need to stop posting images here. Do you not know what a story time is?

>>94079324
Wait, she didn't die in the explosion? They killed those people for nothing?

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>>94079498
Retcons. fucking Amish country and Chris pussing out.

>>94079540
OH BOY TIME FOR SONICHU TO FUCK HIS DAUGHTER

>>94079443
Following Chris is a rollercoaster of emotions. Primarily pity and disgust.

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I've actually been watching the live streams of chris drawing these issue. its amazingly boring but occasionally fascinating insight.

>>94079700
Damn, Peppermint Patty is stone cold.

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Here we go. Down into the rabbit hole

>>94079053
Like, zoinks, what's with this kid's eyes?

>>94078729
The "sonic as a loving father" panels are the saddest. It's like a window into what Chris wanted life to be like.

He never had this growing up, so he had to invent it.

>>94079851
Ah yes, the skirt that CWC drew the note on himself. Herself. Whatever.

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>>94079863
Fucking hell thats soul crushing. I like to imagine he's just aping a charlie brown christmas because he saw it on tv on day.

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>>94079902
(S)He wears the Vinyl Scratch cosplay skirt everywhere.

>>94079878
Sonichu on full damage control

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>>94079925
And thats where, something like 9 years later, Chris finally started to write himelf out of the comic like he promised before issue 10, which was like 80% super-chris-chan-sonichu

Now this happens.

>8 fucking years

>>94079994
NICE RACK

>>94079994
>Nice rack
For fuck's sake, Blake.

>>94079994
>nice rack

>>94079994
At least CWC hasn't taken pictures of that "nice rack" and posted them online yet.

>>94080030
>Bob
RIP internet lumberjack.

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In the previous thread an anon suggests that this issue is purely for the money. But this page speaks to me. Chris suddenly starts putting serious effort into the comic and captains log vids after years of bullshit, and then prints this.

He really thinks the long hiatus was him trying to grow up, and has no officially quit.

I see a new Saga on the horizon.

>>94080030
>shilling his ugly custom action figure in a comic

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Before anyone asks, the S stands for Straight.

>>94080118
......

Seriously?

>>94079912
Right? These comics are a window to a seriously damaged childhood.

Think about it though. Abused/neglected kids often create fantasies of life where they're loved and accepted. Chris only wants someone to love him, that's why he writes these comics where his creations worship him. That's why he was so hungry for a gal-pal.

I think a lot of Chris's life would have gone better is someone just cared for him as a person.

>>94080118
>>94080144
Watching the transformation from Christian fundie to "translesbian" has been fucking something.

>>94080148
You could probably write a psychology paper on Chris. I'd be kind of surprised if no one has, desu.

>>94079994
This whole thing has gone too far

>>94079994
Jesus Christ this is the saddest fucking thing I've seen since that drowned refugee kid.

Kinda glad I stopped following Chris-chan. I haven't felt pity like this in a long time.

Shit I missed a lot since last night

>>94080211
>that handrawn "male!!"

>>94080150
So the burka-wearing assassin that put the Voltorb near the toilet was Simonchu all along?

>>94080175
I don't think it's ethically acceptable in psychiatry to analyze from afar.

But what the fuck do I know I just spent three hours reading an autistic tranny's self insert fan comic

Wait did we get past the court part yet?

>>94080272
Why would she invite over her supposed murderer without telling her family? Cheapest drama ever.

>>94080175
Because diagnosing someone based on articles, comics, videos, etc., is not considered professional. Only a psychiatrist doing an actual diagnosis with interviews is credible.

When some news article has "is Donald Trump insane?" with quotes from someone observing their behavior, they are always discredited by the psychiatric community for not doing actual analysis.

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>>94080299
top of the thread and end of the previous

>>94080339
Thanks, I was afraid (for some reason) that I was gonna miss the rest of this

>>94080118
>Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans

So, everyone?

>>94080339
>my nerves needed the celery

I guess CWC thinks celery has some benefits?

>>94080419
Also congrats on not getting banned

>>94080339
We need an edit of that bottom middle panel with one of Mayor Chris' broadcasts.

>>94080416
Yes, everyone. He even posted new stuff on his patreon about CWCville having a SLGBTQ pride parade, so it's just everyone.

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>>94080448
iknowright?

>>94080454
wtf is that a chao?

>>94080454
Why is cookie handwritten?

Sonichu vs Coldsteel

Who wins?

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>>94080484
the blue thing? a sneasel

>>94080523
Depends on the universe they're fighting in.

>>94080525
what the actual fuck

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>>94080547
Chris saw X-men Origins.

I almost forgot this was SonicXPokemon, somehow. Maybe I was distracted by the pure autism.

>>94080523
THE FANS

>>94080583
How did his art style manage to de-evolve

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>>94080592
someone call Screw Attack, this autism is right up their alley.

>>94080627
Probably because he stopped drawing for awhile.

Bad as his art was, if you keep doing something you at least have some consistency to it.

>>94080623
this legitimately scares me

>>94080272
>Jungle sense
Wat

>>94080657
>AC/DC

I love what Chris considers cool.

>>94080657
I'm glad Punchy being racistly Asian came full circle in the end.

>>94080719
Chris-chan, please don't ruin pocky for me

>>94080719
Can you peel him?

>>94080761
A ching-chong nip-nong to you too, little lady.

>>94080836
What the fuck is happening

>>94080623
That's not worst oc pokemon design ever.

>>94080836
I didn't think this could get any worse after volume 8
I was wrong

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>>94080879
>iceman and Jeen.jpg

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>>94080918
oh you have no idea. going into issue 12 is a treat.

>>94080761
>tfw your gf doesn't care for your new bro pet

>>94080942
*infernal screaming*

>>94081007
Did chris start doing LSD?

>>94080836
>Yo it's time to fuck at school bro

So who is the girl with the blue hair?

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>>94081086
Chris-chan. (fe[male])

>>94080761
>I had gone from being human to being a fruit-shaped dragon
Mystery Dungeon reference?

>>94081112
So I take it the bloated bastard has broken all of the mirrors in his house

I'm not sure how much longer I can read this shit

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>>94081171
we've got about 40 pages left till the end.
Tough it out anon. the rabbit hole goes so deep so fast.

>>94081210
OP, let's do a storytime of Rosechu's story after this is done to recover

>>94081033
What a fucking whore.

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>>94081243
Pallet cleansers are verboten during the Weekend of Pain.

>>94081279
How about on monday?

>>94081279
>speak love
What did he mean by this

>>94081319
What why they kiss?

RIP my man Punchy. Divorced over a fucking weeb teenager Pokemon.

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It continues.

>>94081375
thank god for speech bubbles

>>94081366
Were they married or just cohabiting?

>>94081445
*infernal screaming*

>>94081407
Why do they wear clothes anyway? Sonic doesn't wear clothes.

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>>94081512

play for full effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qImUihjYZA0

>>94081407
>>94081445
>Female souls

Maybe this is just a harmless Chirsism but this reminds me of those really white native Americans and the Anchuet Prophecy

>>94081512
Nobody has given Chris-chan the "talk" yet, it seems

>>94081515
Girls have boobies and vargubas anon.
Duh.

>>94081583
Not like you see Sonic's dick

>>94081606
Is this Doctor Who

>>94081639
God, this shit's not even about Sonichu anymore. He's the main hero and he has been for a while.

>>94081606
The fact that Chris-chan is planning to make more of these, scares me

>>94081512
>>94081560
>>94081606
Oh I see you make us wade through the fake relationship drama but you skip over the transition with magic. I see how it be Chris.

>>94081560
Damn son, Comic!Christine has an ass that puts me to shame.

>>94081621
But girls have boobies and vargubas.

>>94081742
>pockets in our socks
That would be mad uncomfortable, but just out of curiosity, is it a real thing?

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Now this isnt the last page of issue 11, but the remaining pages are print copy exclusive requiring patreon donations and a time gate on getting the issue, he is starting with number 0 and sending them out monthly in order.

supposedly it will be a list of donors and a special thank you drawn by chris

>>94081812
>one page a month with this level of art
You have got to be fucking me.

>>94081812
So does this mean that we finally got through all of sonichu?

>>94081742
>Cherokee magic
Oh, so we still have the white Indians I see.

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>>94081849
no one whole issue in physical print for donating, so one year of donations before issue 11 last pages are released to anyone.

With issue 12 Chris takes a leaf out of the book of the House of Ideas

VARIANT COVERS!

>>94081812
Is it over?

>>94081892
Oh god, dotting the "I"'s with hearts

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and the variant

>>94081892
All publishers are doing variants. I don't even know which publisher first did variants, Image maybe?

>>94081938
>tomgirl
What the fuck does this mean

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>>94081951
its a joke anon. many people here will shit all over marvel for the double shipping and many variants on events and number 1s

>>94081964
His way of saying a MtF tranny.

>>94081077
>sonichites and rosechites
What are those?

Is this better or worse than Penders?

>>94081892
>SLGBTQ
>Where the S stands for straight
This makes me irrationally angry for some reason. Like if the S stood for Sonichu I'd just chalk it up to Chris being Chris. But this shit, what the hell?

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>>94082048
mega stones so they can temporarily evolve into their mega forms. its a somewhat new pokemon mechanic.

>>94082048
The mega-evolution stones for sonichus and rosechus, duh. Haven't you been paying attention?

>>94082069
He felt that LGBTQ wasn't inclusive. By adding an S, he solved the problem! Now everyone is SLGBTQ!

>>94079120
The trolls just let Chris be who he always was on the inside. Remember, we know for a fact that, before all the troll stuff happened, he was banned from malls because of his creepy behavior, played out hurting people in real life that he didn't like, tried to insist on taking legal action against someone who won a video game contest over him because he was going to use the winnings to force his friend to fuck him, and hated an aunt for daring to die on the same day as Marti Gras, which kept him from getting pancakes.

>>94081938
Sonichu does not look like he approves of the kid's f2f there. Do you think he suspected she was a troll?

>>94082069
>Not being straight tolerant
I hope Chris smites you

>>94082069
She's still trying to attract straight women.

>>94082105
wait, Chris-chan caring about other people?
what madness is this?

>>94080057
I mean he's been shirtless before. His "rack" is the same chubby, out of shape body as always.

>>94082008
>Grr I'm Nathan Drake
I giggled.

>>94082158
I thought he was rubbing estrogen cream or something on himself every night.

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>>94082152
It's literally virtue signalling. Chris only 'cares' so that he seems sympathetic as a ploy to grab some China.

>>94082183
Oops I forgot the /s

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>>94082174
It'a a menopausal symptom relief treatment. not the kind of hormones that can induce a transition.

>>94082218
Good thing he is using those binaural beats as well then.

>>94079204
>>94079271
It's amazing that there's an entire encyclopedia dedicated to this guy, yet people still believe that he would have been normal had ED not touched him. He never would have gotten a job because his parents told him that his disability money pays way more than any job. He was absolutely ruined goods before ED.

>>94082069
>This makes me irrationally angry for some reason
Maybe its the fact that he symbolically placed straight people before everyone else?

>>94082259
They're looking at his dick.

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And further proof Chris is regressing, he is now self inserting as Sonichus son.

>>94082291
Oh wait, he jizzed? lol

>>94082259
>Making fun of her dick
Why do they bully the Robbi?

>>94082256
He wouldn't have been like a normal person, but I'm sure you know at least one or two spergs who manage to make it through life one way or another. Even as lazy as he is, the tugboat won't support him when Barb dies, so he's gotta' do something sooner or later.

>>94082326
Big brother is watching

>>94080525
Wait... I thought Angelica said that SHE kicked Reginald out of the house; not that he left to keep from hurting her?

>>94082326
So Magi-Chan Sonichu works 24/7? How does that work.

>>94082293
Yeah, you may be right. Usually when people add another letter they put it on the end there.

>>94082432
>PlayStation trophy

>>94081033
>i must leave so i don't hurt you!
>...
>now, who don't i mind hurting...?

>>94082432
God these last pages take a lot of effort to get through

>>94082459
What, were you expecting something from the HEXbox?

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>>94082459
Dont doubt chris's commitment to sony.

>>94078392
A bit... drastic

>>94082503
Wow the top left panel doesn't look like complete ass

Do you think anything could fix Chris at this point?

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We /mlp/ now. Check your trigger warnings at the door.

>>94081742
I'm sorry, but did Chris really just say that he ejaculated into a test tube, transitioned, knocked himself up with his own sperm, and then gave birth to not humans, but fucking Sonichus?

>>94078704
I doubt he even fully understood that Family Guy line

>>94082503
Blue arms is best though.

>>94080339
>this dumb ass backstory
CWC's back baby!

>>94082609
Welp time to commit sedoku

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnAbgxhRdUk

>>94082674
I can't stand CWC's voice.

>>94082674
OP, what the fuck

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this comic just got 20% cooler

This is killing me, OP. Put me out of my misery.

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>>94082737
almost there

>>94082732
0 * .2 = 0

How much more of this is there? Has Chris actually been making pages at a decent rate?

>>94082763
It would have looked better had the center thing also been colored.

>>94082793
Is...is that it? Is it over?

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>>94082784
Last one ladies and Gentlemen, Fillies and Gentlecolts. As a proud degenerate nor/mlp/erson it is my privilage to say that this page is the reason I started this story time.

Truly there was pain.

the end, for now.

>>94082784
>decent rate?
He has no work ethic, so no.

>>94082839
>(human/science)
You fucking what?

>>94082839
>human/science
The fuck

Also thanks op, I admire your endurance.

>>94082793
I'm so sorry you had to be in this comic Make Michael Jackson.

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>>94082839
WE FUCKING DID IT ANONS

>>94082858
SciTwi

Twilight Sparkle human doppelganger who is into science instead of magic.

>>94082839
But there is a new comic on CWC's patreon!

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>>94082903
Of course, how silly of me, the development pages!

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What did he mean by this?

Op, we better get a rosechu's story storytime on Monday

>>94082903
Do you have access to this?

>>94082946
If it were the stone age, you may possibly have to tell him twice.

>>94082942
Holy shit he really hasn't improved in all his 10+ years of drawing. How do you fuck up that badly?

>>94082946
During the stone age Cave Men were dumb and had to be repeated instructions because they were dumb. This is joke.

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And a one page preview of Issue 13

>>94083005
oi did you get the message

>>94083037
Good to see that Chris is keeping his references woefully dated.

>>94082368
That's the problem; the aforementioned spergs had parents who actually made sure to adjust them to social interaction at an early age so they COULD be contributing members of society.

Chris' parents literally believed that Special Education schools are all the last 10 minutes of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and would have harmed Chris so they refused to ever let him be entered into them.

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I really want Chris to try his hand at political cartoons, especially given his hatred of Trump.

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I'm going to sleep now. No Sleep 'til Sunday edition wasn't entirely accurate, but damn if I am not wrecked.

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Post sonichu reactions

>>94083101
Oh yeah I forgot he resents his half-brother for not giving him money. Cole's a dick but he had a shitty childhood because of his shitty parents.

>>94083173
See eggman face
>>94082874

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>>94083173
>Chris when the gays show up

>>94082397
As far as it's been depicted, Magi-chan is second in power only to Chris at his most Mary-Sue levels of God Mode. Before this issue, it was made out that all the things described on that page were done by Magi-chan alone. Thanks to Chris' poor writing and using Magi-chan as an instant plot device/deus ex machina, he's accidentally made it seem that it's Magi-chan who runs the entire show and had just been playing 4D Chess with the lives of everyone in the comic.

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>>94083173
More importantly, he's a relatively successful dick. He didn't let his shitty parents control his life and did the right thing by cutting Barb out.

>>94083196
How long until we get a news article like "transwomen bullied online by alt-right trolls" and CWC starts getting thousands in patreon donations?

>>94081007
What the actual fuck is happening. This whole bananasaur arc is a completely different flavor of autism then I'm used to.

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>>94083173
On mobile, but I've had this gem saved on my old computer since the late 00s. A classic.