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i made another sitcom situation... 2017-08-31 12:43:44 Post No.18674837
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i made another sitcom situation...
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2017-08-31 12:43:44
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>be on beach
>see girl who looks like pic related
>ohfugginheck
>make a move
>shes also out with her friend
>similar size but not as well shaped
>first girl goes away for a bit
>hit it off with the friend
>now both of them are interest
>but now the friend is TOO interest
>buys a hotel room on the spot for next week
>i agree because i am a horny idiot
>we kiss
>now i cant stop thinking about girl one
Is there anyway to ctrl-z this situation and date girl 1?
Im ok with being honest, but if it will ruin my chances id rather not.
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Please help me anonymous. Your'e my only hope!
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>>18674847
>help anons, you're my only hope!
You have failed in epic proportions right there.
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>>18674883
aw comeon dude. directly quoting starwars is SJW tier autism
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I hate my life.
When I look at other people they have such fun, trendy, gorgeous, carefree lives.
I've never lived or had fun.
My days are spend indoors and before you all shout "go outside!"
I feel that I have no right to be outside.
I've had a psychiatrist visit my home for a couple of sessions.
He agrees with me that going out at my age is strange and not seen as acceptable by society.
Hey said that I should be settling down. Have a steady job, a wife, kids, a home.
Going out is something you do between the age of 16-24.
Not at my age of 28.
I've met all this criteria expect on 2 fronts.
I do not have a relationship
I do not have kids yet, and my biological clock is ticking.
Recent studies have shown that over that age of 30 men's sperm are of such back quality it's more likely to have a child with mental defects.
I'm at a loss what to do.
I feel soo much regret for never having experienced my teen / early 20s years.
I was always inside like a recluse.
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>>18674766
Do something you aways wanted to do .
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Everything you said is pure garbage.
Obvious bait.
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You're psychiatrist is full of it. Who gives a damn what society thinks about you. Society once thought slaves were ok. Do what makes you happy and stop comparing yourself to everyone else. I'm 27 with no kids or wife and I'm fine with it. The only one you need to compare to is past iterations of yourself.
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My girlfriend has zero libido and is okay with me fucking other girls as long as it doesn't get too emotional, she even finds it kind of arousing.
The thing is, how to find girls that are willing to be with a guy that is already in a relationship ?
I tried Tinder but am having poor results, when I match with a girl, once I tell her about the situation she wants out. The thing is I don't want to be dishonest.
What do ?
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Just dont tell and dont forget lying to a woman is called flirting
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Look for women already in a relationship that swing. Get tested often and have fun.
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>>18674718
I'm considering it at that point but would prefer not to.
>>18674719
I've looked into that, the thing is that most people do that as a couple and are looking for other couples or girls, I guess there are too many thirsty men out there.
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My girlfriend of three years wants to move to Italy to study Philosophy or something similar in a year. She basically just loves that country even though she hasn't been there. She wants me to go with her, but I'm not really enthusiastic about it. I have a steady job here, an apartment, all my friends and a sports club I'm in charge of. She does not have a job yet, she's 20, all her money comes from me and her dad, who is divorced to her mother, but keeps sending his ex wife money for the daughter, most of which her mom keeps to herself. So her plan is that her dad will give her the money to move to Italy. Her mom also said that if I don't go with her, she will, because she doesn't want to let her go there alone. What should I do?
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>>18674496
Talk to her till you find a solution that works for you both.
If you absolutely don't want to move, and she absolutely wants to move, and there is no compromise to be made - you break up.
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>>18674496
Tell her to visit it, as a tourist at first, maybe she'll change her mind.
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Where are you from?
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Need some advice on what pictures to choose for Tinder.
http://imgur.com/a/ns0E8
Note: The group pictures won't be censored on Tinder, just on here.
Any feedback welcome.
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>>18674487
Cut on the pics with heavy filters.
I like the last two pics and the group one.
You're pretty cute, anon.
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>>18674493
So no go on the first one for example? I thought that was my best one
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>>18674487
You look like you'll die alone.
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Anyone willing to educate me on their favorite kinks? Or things they've tried in bed they've especially liked?
Got my heartbroken by my first love and tried to hoe it up but the first guy I hooked up with ended up being really awesome so we started dating. Since we're both pretty horny I've been introduced to choking, deep throat, road head, and public sex and really liked all of them.
Anything else we could try? He's mentioned wanting to Roleplay and I have tons of cosplay and wigs but don't really know how to get into character...
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>>18674457
Roleplaying only works if you're both into it. I mean, it could work if one of you is super into it and the other can fake their way through it for them, but ideally you want a scenario you can both indulge in.
The girl I'm with now (freakiest girl I've know in my life) wants to try rape-play some day. Probably the most extreme role-playing you can do. She's a pain slut too, so we incorporate a lot of spanking/pinching/scratching, I'm working my way up to just actually slapping the shit out of her while we're doing it. Probably during the rape-play. We incorporate a little bondage sometimes, she's super into anything that makes her feel like control is being taken from her, she's a huge sub like that.
We're still exploring things ourselves, it's just a matter of finding what you like and experimenting.
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you are a retarded whore, im not gona help you
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>>18674460
MMMMMMMMMM I love how submissive this guy makes me feel but I don't think I'd like to be slapped in the face. That's about where I draw the line. He also said he'd like to wake up to a blow job from me but most mornings he's up early enough to go down on me while I sleep lmao
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A girl called me cheap because I tipped a waitress too low. I went out to lunch with a girl and the service was absolutely average, nothing awful, nothing great. I tipped her roughly 16-17%, I did the math for 15% in my head and gave her a tiny bit extra because I'm not so much of a penny pincher to count exact change but the girl I was with said I'm a cheap tipper.
Isn't 15% standard though for standard service?
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>>18674453
Typically.
She's probably got a different idea of what "average tip" is, especially if she ever worked in the service industry.
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You are cheap if you'ŗe counting 15% tip in your head. And you don't sound like you have a lot of masculine energy in you and the girl you've been on a date judging by what she said was looking probably for a MAN. Not a cheap guy who's calculating a 15% for AVERAGE service in a restaurant and then goes complaining about in on 4chan. I'd say you find a girl who's looking for someone who has a some feminine energy like yourself.
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I have worked in a restaurant and I can assure you that a 15% is more than generous, especially for average service. The purpose of a tip is to be used to reward people in the service industry who have exceptional customer service. Customers have spoken to my manager about my customer service and often I will be rewarded, not only by my customer but by my manager. Average service does not equate to average tip. Average service equates to no tip. Unless the employee did something extraordinary, a tip is charity. Tips are not given, they are earned.
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Why is it assumed that for somebody to have no sexual success they must be an awful person?
I've seen great people with zero luck with the opposite sex, and also awful people who were always with someone, and the inverse, and for both sexes. How "virtuous" you are has zero to do with it.
We readily accept that some people are extremely successful while being evil but in relationships we still subscribe to the just world fallacy.
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>>18674385
No one thinks that you are a bad person. A lot of people may think that you are undesirable, a lot of other people won't give half a shit.
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>>18674390
This. No one sees a virgin and thinks "man, they must be a jerk", they think "they need to work on their looks"
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>>18674385
Its not that hard of an assessment conclusion, people think if you're a decent person then you'll naturally attract potential mates because people like decent people generally.
Unfortunately however, being decent doesn't always mean suave or charismatic, i think people forget that being decent just doesn't cut it anymore in a society without arranged marriage. instead of adapting to your new lover you must first find chemistry.
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sexual past leaving me feeling worthless 2017-08-31 06:47:22 Post No.18674350
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sexual past leaving me feeling worthless
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2017-08-31 06:47:22
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so I've slept with nine different guys, some I've been in a relationship with, others was something casual or I was hoping for it to be something more serious. I've been wondering if I should even go for a semi innocent/ pure guy if I've had this past.... I'm really insecure about my behaviors of the past and it brings me down all the time when I think of being happy in a relationship; what guy would want used goods? also I'm miserable in general, though I do have my own hobbies and take care of myself somewhat by eating okay and showering. Maybe I'm just not ready for a relationship again and I need to work on being okay, I'm not sure. its just upsetting to me that I'm twenty three and haven't had a few kids already, settled down. I understand that ya have to roll with the punches, but I just feel like I have this metaphorical cancer, maybe its all the shame.. But I would like some advice or insight- I would like to connect with someone again, but never like I have in the past. I can't take much more pain. the depression will kill me
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That's not too but, I've been with 8. My current boyfriend has very little sexual experience before me and he's in his mid twenties.
Take care of yourself, get to a therapist or on some meds. Zoloft changed my life desu.
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>>18674350
Where are you from? 23 is considered young to have kids now. from western europe
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>>18674350
The majority of people don't really care about the number unless it's extreme, just don't go for a 4 chan looking person
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I don't want my girlfriend to go toa nude yoga class with men. It's basically a weekly group by our college. Am I being unreasonable?
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I don't think that's unreasonable. If I had a gf wanting to do that I'd probably explain to her that it makes me uncomfortable.
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Those things are usually pretty innocent and anyone acting remotely sexual/creepy is kicked out immediately.
Plus, are you seriously threatened by the kind of guys who go to naked yoga on a weekly basis?
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>>18674319
The only reason men would be there is to get off on seeing women naked
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Is this normal behavior 2017-08-31 06:06:21 Post No.18674246
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Was a neet for a couple years, just got a job in an assembly plant. It's filled with nigs and spics and single mothers and other trash no surprise
But they're all extremely nice to me for some reason. They're all trying to make conversation with me all the time even though I'm a sperg. Old mexi woman gives me lunch when I forgot mine since we can't leave the facility for food. Once one of the guys fixed a dent in my car that made the door hard to open for FREE.
so what's thier endgame here
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Is this real?
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Surprise surprise, poor people are not Machiavellian monsters scheming to usurp the white middle class and instead are just people.
It's almost like having nothing at all makes you extremely eager to form meaningful relationships within a community.
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>>18674248
Yes I know fucking crazy right
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Should you really lower your standards? I'm talking down to ugly/fat bitches. I don't feel like I have high standards, I'm just not desperate enough to fuck girls I'm not attracted to.
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Depends, are your standards higher than what you can offer to any girl?
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>>18674063
lol fuck no, I'm a mess, but at the same time I'm not running around saying woe is me or complaining about tfw no gf, people just seem to take offense to me not just settling for anything. Personally I'd rather be alone than be with someone I don't really like. I just can't believe how desperate some people are to be someone, and they expect the same from me, but certainly 2 wrongs don't make a right.
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>>18674089
The problem arises partially from a) women always date up, and b) unless you have assets, skills or social status that you actively demonstrate, to a woman you just kind of blend into the background.
Yes, lower your standards, and more importantly, find a way to put yourself in new environments that exposes you to more women. This doesn't even have to be a club or bar, just anywhere you could make small talk, like at a store or gym.
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Did Tinder change it's search algorithms or something?
I was on tinder last summer and I got a ton of matches immediately and then got a blowjob from a random woman in my car.
I got back on tinder a few weeks ago, and I barely have any matches. It also doesn't match me with any mutual friends from Facebook.
Wtf happened? Did I get uglier or is Tinder dead?
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Fuck off Cameron Barrett
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>>18674046
Same for me, don't know why but its not just you
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I think Tinder is trying to force it's users to pay for the advanced features
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How do you stop being a pussy and just get over an ex?
I'm dreaming about her basically every night, having nightmares of finding out that she has already had sex with this guy she's held over my head for years, miserable, thinking about her constantly
Does it just go away if you ignore it? She's probably off fucking people already and I'm sitting here being a fucking sentimental pussy. Fuck my life
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Women are heartless and having never been men fundamentally do not understand the need to compete for a mate.
Nothing will heal the wound save time. Take care of business while you do so.
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>>18674013
Yeah i've been in that spot a few times. Just do things to try and make yourself feel better.
Join the gym or try a new hobby or something. Maybe get on tinder and try talking to a few new girls. Also train yourself to hate her as well
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Be your own person again. It takes time. But yes, take care of business and work yourself back up again. Ignoring it does help. DO NOT GREIF, GRIPE , WHINE whatsoever. Go on being you. Youve invested time to make part of your image with someone, now they took that away.
Hobbys help, they also lead you into meeting other girls.
Also, yes women are heartless children. THey only understand when they are 35...
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What should I do???
Life costs money. I'm disabled with brain cancer. Oligodendroglyomas grade 2.
I've tried suicide several times. Every Time some one stopped it.
2005
X wife walked in as I pushed the chair and hung myself. Neck didnt snap as I hoped and she cut me down.
2 years later
Took a 90 day supply of seroquel 300s, landlord just so happened to be walking to see me about fixing her pc, my blinds were open and she saw me take the pills, so she called paramedics.
Fast forward to 2016
got super drunk and took my gf seroquel, again the whole bottle. She found me in her bathroom on the toilet called paramedics...
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!
I fail at failing... And am even shittier at success.
Some one please send me a gun? I only need 1 bullet.
Because of my tumor I'm not supposed to strain myself. Disability says I'm not allowed to work more than 4 hours a week. My parents have put themselves into major debt trying to help me, to the point of having to worry about losing their home.
I bought a toaster today. Friday I get paid, I think Friday morning ill take a bath with the toaster.
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well shit if you're that insistent just walk across a busy freeway. It's public and messy but stepping in front of a big rig doing 75 ought to get the job done.
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>>18673859
Toaster baths don't kill you, you'll just trip a circuit breaker and get knocked unconscious with some burns.
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>>18673874
Thanks for the tip.