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>>18668297
You have to be popular.

Can you be more specific with your questions?

I just graduated from community college (that sounds rather retarded) and transferred to a four year (start tomorrow).

>>18668304
Honestly, anything you would've liked to have known when you started.
If i had to think of anything specific right now, I'd be about how much more difficult and different it is from high school.

You can continue to do nothing and be a miserable sack of shit, or decide to do something to change for the better. Up to you.

>>18668256
>>18668256
i'm really bad at pretty much every thing, i'm dumb as a rock( as you should be able to tell from my typing) and i'm super uncoordinated, I hurt my knee and shoulder trying to work out this year

I'm an actual failure, it's a shame i'm too much of a coward to end it

I actually broke my spine in half, I am pretty much a carbon copy of you. My back is healing up, I hurt it originally 2 years ago in 2 months and 1 day. I was in a dark place for that time up until thw beginning of the year. I was extremely bitter and always looked at everything in a negative light. I felt like since my life was practically over, it didn't matter if I was a fun or happy person to be around as a factor and consequently I lost all my friends. It took the whole time to get into recovery for my back, I could not walk without a walker for 1 and a half years. The one thing that helped me and I'm not just saying this as a "meme" was changing my mindset. I stopped taking things for granted and started to mend my previous destroyed relationships. I started to want to better myself learn math from 1st grade up to calculus. I wanted to walk again, most of all I wanted to be happy again and not have to be alone anymore. Look my life is subjective, one thing I do know is everyone goes through shit in life. Living is hard, especially when you're hurt or disabled. Living with your parents while not bad, can be detrimental to your development. If anything I would try for yourself to get up early and stick to something everyday, you don't have to do it for a hour or even 30mins but always do something maybe write, or study something new. Try your best to not take your family for granted either. I know you probably think I am spouting shit, when I was in your shoes I hated this bullshit advice. But I truly want to give you the advice I wished I got, I know you don't want to be like this when you're older. I hope your injuries heal, sincerely.

I'll try to respond if I'm up tomorrow.

How many red flags will you ignore before you finally take action?

>>18668189
What? This doesn't sound bad at all. What are you talking about?

How is that hurtful...?

why do women have sex with people like you

>>18668150

Nope. You have to remember after you boinked her, she had that rush of dopamine and rush of other chemicals that gave her the "cuddly" persona then--

>>18668150
You look like a maniac psycho.

Because she didn't answer *one* message then she is a bitch ?

Huge redflag, for her.

Chances are, you don't deserve her attention.

>>18668140
faint not feint, luv me that linkin park

are you Indian?

>>18668144
Thankfully no

>>18668121

Are they female OP?

If so, you know their weakness (read: kink) which you can exploit for critical hits (read: sex)

It's simple. You just need to begin projecting the image of an older, surlier male who has been through more miles than say--she (or possibly he).

ask 'em out
dont doubt
fuck their brains out

>>18668133
Female, yes

>>18668141
She's in a relationship with some dude. Probably been over a year since they started dating.

>>18668118
Hanging seems, well.
Too unoriginal.
Try this, get some gasoline, sit in the street, light yourself on fire -
Wait, that's been done.
Hm. Ooh, try this.
A leopard, a prostitute - ah shit.

having pulled a few bodies out of their nooses I entreat you to pick a method that disgusts me less when I have to come fetch you to the coroner

>I live with family and I don't want to traumatize them in that way
You're going to traumatize them no matter what, at that point you might as well get a gun and just shoot yourself in a parking lot where a stranger can at least find your body.

>>>/fa/

>>18668124

Don't listen to this Anon. /fa/ is full of meme fashion styles that half the time will make you look more autistic than you look or intend to look.

You would do better by studying models on Asos or Uniqlo.

>>18668131
/fa/ gives solid advice if you care to listen. Just ignore the enthusiast threads because that's their hobby. Ask for basic advice and they'll tell you, for someone without a sense:

- no graphic tees
- solid colors only
- jeans are okay
- make sure everything fits well

You'll ruin their marriage

>>18668074

I think that's what OP intends on doing anon.

>>18668074
I'm married as well.

>>18668067
>>18668067
cops can pull you over for going too slow and holding up traffic, yeah

but if there were roadworks signs and all that you said is true I would contest that ticket for sure

Maybe he was meeting ticket quotas. It is the end of the month.

Heres what you do. You have up to two weeks to contest a ticket. You wait until the last fucking day (might be a week not sure) and file for a court date. Why the last day? Because that dirty pig wont remember you and will likely not show up to court because he has better shit to do.

A no show cop means you win the case.

And if he does show up to court you show the judge pictures of the speed limit.

You win regardless.

>>18668053

No.

>>18668055
rip

>>18668053
Dumbfuck why didn't you make a move? Move on baka

if i have to ill set up a bathroom cam bc she's at my house quite a bit but... rather it not come to that

Convert

Most of them just say that. My first gf was from my church and we dry humped day in and day out (never got to fuck because nowhere to go in high school). My last gf claimed to be a devout Catholic but we started as fwb and she was all over me

>>18668018
>generally speaking, how do you win an ex back?
If I knew I wouldn't be as self destructive as I am.
>Is no contact a meme?
Yes, all this does is give them time to not be mad at which point they might reach out again.

No contact isn't for getting them back, it's for getting over them

>>18668018
>winning an ex back
That's the meme right there friend-o

Cutting off contact is to help you move on. You broke up for a reason, learn from it and stop living in the idealized past.

Get a fucking haircut you ape

>>18667999
This and try growing a bit of facial hair. Something close-cut. Also consider wardrobe options that are not plain gray t-shirts.

Get a popular/modern haircut.
Wear eye catching, but not out-of-place clothes.
Be self confidant.
Good humour isn't necessary, but helps.
Make friends with their friends.
Drink.

Top tip: Unless you're a real fucking uggo, looks don't matter, its the way you interact with people that counts.

>>18667973
It sounds like you're being dramatic.

If you're the trip organizer, though, just make plans like you want and don't worry about that guy.

>>18668012

It was my idea, I'm not organizing it.

>>18668026
So you pitched an idea and then let other people organize it? You really have no say in the matter, then.

If I were you I would explain your position to whoever is organizing it, and say that you would rather Fuckhead didn't come because he always starts shit with you and blah blah blah.

Giving them money for a ticket and then not showing is just childish, though. Better to suck it up, go, and try to have fun with your friends.