That ask the opposite sex thread is dead/dying so I'll post as a new thread. pls help
The relationship with my girlfriend is on good terms, occasionally we argue, but rarely she hits a nerve and I lose my temper and I shout at her.
And she does a full 180, she turns passive/submissive and very loving, and even puts on a soft cute girl voice.She apologises for everything and tries her best to make up with me.
I try my best to not hold grudges so I just move on and forgive her.
What do I do here? Am I dating a crazy? Should I just pretend to be angry so she will get all cutesy.
tl;dr - girlfriend turns all nice when i'm pissed at her
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>>18676699
Fuck her in the ass and make her call you daddy
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>>18676709
S-she won't let me do anal. She said she's not ready so hopefully soon^tm
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>>18676709
this
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Are girls bothered by armpit hair?
Should i be shaving them when i go to the beach/pool if i want to be attracting more girls with just my body?
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>>18676369
Just dont let it get too crazy
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>>18676369
Just trim it from time to time. If you need to use an afro pick to apply deodorant, you might need to trim.
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>>18676369
if you can see your pit hair with your arms down, yes trim that shit.
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I'm a femanon (27) who has two younger brothers 26 and 19. I found out pretty recently that the both of them are going to be getting married by the end of next year, and I'm having an existential crisis.
I want to be happy for them, but we've drifted apart and aren't all that close. I don't really know who their fiancees are and I had to find out through my mom.
On top of that, it's starting to hit me that I'm a kissless, dateless virgin and I'm worried that part of my issue is jealousy. I was always the one who had her shit together in the family, never mooched off Mom and moved out of the house as soon as I turned 18. I really would love to be a wife and a mother one day, but I'm starting to get scared. I think my daddy issues are really starting to catch up to me. Even if I do start a relationship with a guy, I fear that he would think that something was wrong with me.
I'm not sure robots, what are your thought?
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if you're not close, why would do you care that they get married?
go out, meet people.
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>>18676292
Even though we're not close, I still care about them. I would be there for them if they needed me. Not sure if they feel the same though.
But as far why I care, it just brought my shit to the fore front. Plus I feel bad that I do feel jealous.
I have attempted to go out and meet people. Made a few friends here and there. But sparking a romantic relationship has been the problem with me. I am absolutely clueless, and I think I become overenthusiastic when someone I'm attracted to is attracted to me. I come off as thirsty when really I'm just a sperg.
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>>18676284
what career path did you take?
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Why do so many unfortunate events happen to me everyday? Is luck an actual thing, or am I just depressed? Or both? It's always something out my control and I've lost the will to see anything go in my advantage anymore, no matter how much effort I put into it.
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>>18676263
Just bee yourself.
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>>18676295
If you want just to talk with somebody, try being more talkative. Discord?
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So, I have been with my boyfriend for almost a year now, and I live in his house. Today, after a small argument and after I sarcastically answer him, he fucking threw his headphone at my face, and now I have a bruise on near my eye. The first week we have been together he had punched me in the arm, I almost broke up with him then. But he told me that in his previous relationship, violence was normal, and he promesed to never do that again.
When he threw the headphone, he only apologized when I started crying,
He tried to apologize, he wanted us to hug, and he made me food, but when I see him I cry and I want to destroy his face so I haven't spoked to him since then.
I kinda want to break up with him because it starts like that, and then the next day you are in a hospital because of wife beater.
But in the other hand, we are good together, and lately he has made some effort, he started a diet, and he found a job.
tl;dr: my boyfriend threw stuff on my face on purpose and I have a bruise, should I break up with him ?
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If you're going to keep him, you have be very assertive and clear about your conditions. Make it clear to him that the next time something remotely similar happens, he won't get another chance. Force him to go to counseling or therapy. Track his progress, and make him talk about his feelings and why he resorts to violence.
This is potentially the beginning of something serious. Nip it in the bud or you will regret it.
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Dudes physically abusive AND fat? Have some self respect and leave his ass
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Pro tip: relationships never recover from abuse, alchohal/drugs, and adultary
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Hey /adv/ it's been a while.
Fem anon here, I recently met someone in an afternoon class at my college. We started talking and he claimed to be a Cornell graduate with a triple major while dodging the "how old are you?" question (he looked over 30 in a group of 20 year olds).
Fastforward a couple of days and I get a hold of his email, and because I'm a curious indv, I looked up accs that belonged to him to find private and deleted social media.
The next evening I get to talk to him and he says to work as a financial advisor (despite the fact he said he was into real state the first time we met) and to have always been a native from the town. I finally got him to say he is 38 yo after some budging.
Thing is, I wasn't convinced and went scavenging with his name and email. Turns out he graduated from another uni in Colorado and seems to be native from there. In addition he seems to be 4 years younger than he claims to be.
He is obv lying but I can't quite figure out why or how to get the real truth or more info. He is quite determined to woo me and I don't want to be found dead in a week.
Any help?
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>>18675882
He too old for you
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>>18675882
Well he's lying to you for a reason. Stop being a cunt and drop it, find somebody your age. He's either an insecure manchild or he thinks of you as of a pesky kid. Either way, stop right there.
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I'm 31 and I'm brutally honest with my classmates. That dude there may take you for a ride and dump your raped lifeless body in a ditch. Get out while you can.
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I called my girlfriend a "cunt" and now she won't speak to me. It was in the heat of an intense argument and I just called her that. she looked shocked and kind of sad but honestly she was being one
femanons, how bad is it if you get called a cunt? how would you respond? do you think my girlfriend's reaction is reasonable?
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>no context
Impossible to give good advice
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Cunt is a really serious and grave insult in some places, including the US. She's probably hurt and offended. It's your turn to apologize for calling her that. That doesn't mean you've lost whatever you were arguing about, but resorting to deeply hurtful insults just makes communication harder.
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>>18675864
Its the nigger of females if you live in north america.
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How do I avoid becoming this pathetic in my later life? I'm 27.
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>>18675763
HAHAHAHAH THATS SOME GOOD SHIT
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Midlife crisis and a half
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>>18675763
Thats worse then like every single 4chan user ever.
The dude is delusional.
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What in the world is on my face 2017-08-31 06:24:33 Post No.18675609
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What in the world is on my face
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Please help idk if it's a spider bite and I kept playing with it anyone knows best home remedies?
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>>18675609
Spider laid eggs in your face. Seek medical help.
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I wouldn't try home remedies unless you know for a fact what you're trying to remedy. For all you know it could be flesh eating bacteria. Get it checked out, dude.
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Go to a fucking dermatologist you retard.
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How do I leave 4chan? 2017-08-31 05:34:45 Post No.18675463
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I have been here since 2010 and feel like this place is too negative. I want this level of positive and fun discussion with people that are not anonymous but it is hard to find online friends with similar enough interests that don't annoy me and waste my time. And there is too much immature shitposting to the point where I feel sad after trying to entertain myself here that it also feels like a waste of time that it distracts from my drawing practice. But I don't know how to stop coming here when it is the best place for interests discussions and game/movie/art/etc news and funny moments of the internet. Every time I make honest posts and try to get positive discussion going it has the opposite effect and attracts negativity and shitposting.
I do like seeing vidya/film happenings and new pop culture movie discussions as well as discussing my interests on the other boards but I don't want to waste 95% of the non-happenings and Trump discussion here.
How do I just stop posting and browsing entirely and only browse /trash/ for when I need it?
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Welcome to hotel California, OP.
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I've been here since 2006 lad. I've tried many times to leave. You're here forever.
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I have so many deeply rooted insecurities and am so emotionally and socially stunted that even if I got lucky and managed to get into a relationship it would be unhealthy and wouldn't last.
I don't have money for a therapist. What do I do?
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>>18675429
clean your room?
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It is possible to be your own therapist, if you're willing to do the work.
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>>18675429
s a m e
Idk man have you tried any of those online therapists? I think they give like free trials, I've been meaning to try it but keep forgetting.
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How do you guys accept being alone ? I'm in my mid 20s never been on a date and no girls ever come my way.
I have a good job and I'm healthy physically.
Mentally though I'm struggling with maniac depression lately. I'll have good things at work and then later in the day just be like fuck in alone. It's to the point where I'm having trouble eating and questioning why I'm even alive while wishing some cancer would just kill me.
I don't think I'll make it to 30 if this keeps up.
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>>18675386
Accepting being alone will sink you faster than anything.
Look man, ill be honest with you. Im not going to tell you to lift or better yourself or learn better tricks or tell you what women want. All of that is absolutely useless information imo.
What i will tell you is *you are not psychic*. You dont get to decide your future, you dont get to just tap out, you dont get to say shit all because you dont know.
You have a negative self image and that makes you think its certain these things wont come to you.
I am 30 yeara old, I am an awkward, shy, unkempt dude. I have literally overheard strangers talk about me and say i look like a serial killer. I have adhd and my brain never stops moving. 300km/s at all times. It makes me aloof and unpresent.
I have been accused of being on drugs by several employers when i dont do drugs, and when i got adhd medication at 27, those accusations turned to "well its all those drugs you do"
Why is this relevant? My wife is a 10/10 (i have no need to brag and affirm myself to you on an online anonymous board so take my word). I have had many sexual partners, ranging from fat downsy looking girls to fuckin bombshells.
I have had many partners in very short periods of time, and ive had extremely long dry spells lasting years. I have been taken for a virgin often.
The only correlating factor is *how social im being.* sometimes i go out a lot or put myself in situations where i meet a lot of people. Sometimes i hermit.
What ive learned is everyone interprets you differently, including women, and when you play the odds someone is going to like you.
If you sit behind your computer and mope its a self fulfilling prophecy. If youre meeting people fucking anywhere (competitive sports or fucking dungeons and dragons night at the local comic shop. It seriously doesnt matter.) someone will like you.
Just live day to day, maintain that job, keep learning new things, and keep meeting people. Thats. It.
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>>18675386
I need help as well.
I'm 21, been alone for a while, never really bothered me. Couldn't actually get out of my house, had some kind of social anxiety or something.
It got really bad about an year ago, stayed a whole week without going out, almost didn't eat, slept most of the day.
Exactly like you said, I didn't see myself living like that. I couldn't. I was either going to kill myself or change that. I kind of managed to change it for a while.
Lately I was super happy (unhealthy kind of happiness, sometimes I'd even shake and cry), started going out, seeing some girls. Things were so great and I felt so exhilarated I could barely sleep. But then, things started to break down again, of course. Overthinking, shit like that, it was like my head couldn't stop and derailed. Lost the girl, found another one but probably am going to lose her as well since I can only be a bother to other people. Feeling really desperate. Tried to kill myself but didn't have the courage.
I'll try again in the weekend.
So yeah, not really a good solution but just wanted to let you know you're not alone.
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>>18675386
>How do you guys accept being alone ?
This is not only about dating, then. How are you on the frineds and family front? Good relationships? Bad relationships?
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How can i get gf to have sex with me? 2017-08-31 04:20:44 Post No.18675295
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How can i get gf to have sex with me?
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She's a virgin, we often sleep together when i stay over to her house but i'm not brave enough to do anything besides kissing and groping her because i fear she might freak out. Also i need to point out that she's too innocent and never has sexual thoughts, the type who has never seen a dick in her life..
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How old are you and how long have you been dating? Are you a virgin as well?
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>>18675295
>i'm not brave enough to do anything
get some balls then
>that she's too innocent and never has sexual thoughts
lmfao you actually believe that?
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>>18675295
Just ask her what she thinks, mate.
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Recently, I purchased some black, high Nike Air Force Ones as a surprise for my boyfriend. When I told him he had a present coming next week, he replied, "If you got me shoes it better be the right ones."
Phrasing aside, I'm upset because he said he wanted Jordan yinyangs now- and in black in white. He refused when I implored him to at least try the ones coming in on.
Do I have a right to be hurt/upset? From either perspectives, how would you feel about/handle it?
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Your boyfriend sounds like an ungrateful ass.
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>>18675260
if he wasn't clowning, your boyfriend sounds like someone about to learn a harsh lesson.
unless you're a doormat for this kind of treatment.
then he'll get his way.
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I appreciate it! I felt it was a loving gifts regardless and he's become a bit spoiled. I'm just unsure as if how to go about getting him to realize his- shall I say- spoiled irrationality. I'm not one to yell or be harsh.
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Femanon here. My question is, what do men want?
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I would like a 200gram sirloin, medium rare.
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Sex.
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Either "Nothing" or "I don't know"
source: my ex boyfriends