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For work reasons I will have to open a Instagram account and I need help getting popular on that place.
I really need people to not know I'm a turbo autist, help /adv/
can anyone who is moderately succesfull there tell me how to do that?
should i share pictures of my food? pretentious hipster stuff? selfies?
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>>17950252
pls advice me
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>>17950252
ill repost this thread then :/
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>>17950252
Post frequently.
Post nice pictures. If you're a good looking girl or a ridiculously good looking male you can go with selfies, otherwise you'll have to do something interesting. Either of what you see, what you do, whatever.
Use hashtags.
Like/comment other people's pic.
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Jokes aside, can 4chan ruin your life? 2017-01-12 08:01:24 Post No.17950189
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Jokes aside, can 4chan ruin your life?
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Since browsing 4chan and regularly looking at /r9k, /pol and /tv, I've become increasingly amused only by bizarre anti-humour and "redpilled", for want of a better word, to the point where I literally seethe with rage at "normies". I have no friends at uni, I've just trashed my room out of frustration and I spend my time compulsively masturbating and hanging around in IRCs for depressed people. I used to have lots of friends and I felt good about myself, now I literally feel like I've contracted autism.
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>>17950189
Lmao
Post more sam hyde, and let's watch MDE together and browse /pol/ anon
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>>17950189
Not gonna lie, I'm in the same position.
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thats cause your obsessed with it some browse 4chan but stil have a social life.
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My 3ds charging dock won't charge my 3ds. It's the only way for me to currently charge it. What do I do? How do I fix it? My budget doesnt allow for another. I just started playing smash with my girlfriend again and don't wanna stop. I'm winning more now thanks to you guys /adv/ after last week's thread.
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>>17950169
i would guess the port has come loose inside the machine
best bet is to send it to nintendo for repair, theyre usually pretty good about that. might take a while though. if youre feeling froggy, open it up yourself and solder it back together
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>>17950204
Last week I used a safety pin to pry the golden rods in the port up. But 2 days ago it broke. I think I fucked it up
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>>17950559
Sometimes I think it would be best if we exterminated everyone on 4chan, myself included. Earth is better off without us.
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>22
>Started dating around recently
>Went on a date with a 32 year old girl
>Date went amazingly
>2nd date
>Went great again, ended up fucking this time
>She already asked for a third date
Is it weird that I'm dating a 32 year old, and would love to keep dating a 32 year old?
My friends think its strange, but she is fucking banging hot. 7/10 face, but 10/10 body because she works out like a fiend. She made it clear early on that she isn't just looking for a fuck buddy, and wanted something serious, and apparently she isn't worried about me being 22.
People are questioning me a lot about dating her, but is it really that weird anons? I'm not entirely sure.
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>>17950157
Doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, you do you. They sound jealous more than anything,
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Great. The last 32 year old i dated was a fat ass con girl who still lived at her parents house.
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>>17950235
That being said, i would never have had any doubts about dating a 32 yr old fit girl, who has like a job and a life of her own.
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How worried should I be about this?
>bf has shitty coworker buddy who is cheating on his gf/baby mama with another girl at work (will call her L)
>coworker's baby mama/ gf has no idea about L
>coworker told L that he and baby mama broke up
>L is suspicious
>L added my bf on instagram
>L constantly dm's my bf about insecurities over this
>L dm's my bf several times a week
>L likes every post my bf makes literally within seconds of his post, no matter what time of day
>even things about our friends, memes and shit that are inside jokes between me and bf
>one time bf and I are hanging out, he posted a video and told me to watch it, literally pulled out my phone opened instagram and tapped on the video (not even uploaded for more than a few seconds, mind you at 30 second video) and L has already liked it and commented with emojis.
>thus proving she had not even watched the video
However, bf does not hide her dm's from me, he gives me the scoop on all their drama, lets me read her stupid messages and laughs as he says this poor girl is being played by his coworker. He told me he honestly doesn't care, it's not his life. She asks him to tell her anything about coworker, bf just says he doesn't know because he doesn't want to get involved.
Personally, I thought it was kinda funny in the beginning, but now she's just annoying. DMs my bf several times a week. Only to complain about the coworker that is two-timing her.
I honestly just feel annoyed now. She's whiny and complainy and why does she think it's okay to message my bf about all this? I am so tempted to just DM her myself saying "You've been the other woman the whole time, now stop messaging my bf about it."
What should I do about it? I told my bf that she dm's him too much and it's not his problem. He agreed but he said he never takes the conversation seriously (he really doesn't, I've read their messages). At the same time, I feel like she's crossing some lines.
What do?
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>>17950127
Also, forgot to mention,
L no longer works with bf or coworker, but keeps contact with bf so he can apparently spy on coworker for her?
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>>17950127
Sounds to me like your boyfriend is being pretty open with you. Definitely don't contact her yourself, because it's technically not your business. This issue is 100% between you and your boyfriend, so don't include her in it unless you want to escalate this situation and cause a lot of stress on your relationship.
Be very careful not to take out your worries or frustration on him (because he hasn't actually done anything wrong), but bring up your concerns and see what he has to say about it. I don't think he's in the wrong just by being in contact with her, so don't grill him on that. Tell him that you're feeling insecure about it and that you don't like how much she contacts you. From what you've said here, it sounds like he'll ignore her if you bring this up.
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>>17950211
Yea, I am a bit frustrated that this is beyond my control and I know my bf hasn't done anything wrong.
We used to kind of joke about it before. Now, the joke has gone stale. And I admit I have gotten a little passive aggressive when I told him she contacts him way too much over this.
I guess my overall fear about the scenario is that when this fling ends between L and bf's coworker, I know L is going to look to bf for support. And already seeing how whiny and clingy she is now, I am getting the feel that she will transition emotionally from coworker to bf. If that makes any sense.
I guess I will have to tell him about those fears..
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I came for the first time while mastubating, will this lead to any problems in the future
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>>17950104
if you fap too much then you will get hair growing on your palms and also go bald - the theory is that the hair genes like rubbing so they move from your head to your hands
fact
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>>17950117
father is bald
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>>17950104
Numerous ... Worth it though
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Hey lads.
Last night I went to the toilet and wiped my ass and blood appeared on the tissue. This happened before when I was much younger and thought nothing of it.I'm a straight male by the way and I have been using the toilet alot too recently. I think I might have bowl cancer. My mother told me prostate cancer is in the family.I'm heading to my GP tommorow and I'm fucking terrified. Any advice?
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>>17950071
It's winter where I'm at. Maybe your holes just dry. It's happened to me multiple times and I don't have cancer
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Better to catch it early than late. But maybe you just hurt yourself wiping. I get blood on the tissue now n then, no big deal.
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Probably just a hemorrhoid. They're fairly common and very treatable.
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I have access to a company credit card with a $200k limit that's open to all transactions 2017-01-12 07:14:37 Post No.17950070
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I have access to a company credit card with a $200k limit that's open to all transactions
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I could really use some extra cash. Is there a way to use it w/o it having it tracked back to me? There's about 10 people who have access to that info. Could I just use it then put it on the web so it can't get back to me?
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here's the thing, there is no guarantee. the fact that you're asking shows you are unsure.
it has a 200k limit which means the company hs a big budget. the kind that could afford to investigate this.
is it relaly worth ruining your future over? could you USE some extra cash or do you NEED some extra cash?
if you NEED some extra cash, sell something.d ont fraud the people who pay you
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>>17950070
I bet same company keeps tight fiscal track on said card/account. You'll get caught, fired, prosecuted, convicted and doing time in that order
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>>17950222
but if i post it on 4chan they wont have nay proof?
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I'm pretty inexpressive (pic related) and I have a monotone voice. I'm particularly quiet, even around close friends and family. However, I'm confident in myself, my job, and what I do.
Problem is, acquaintances and newly introduced persons think that I come across snobby, judgmental and so on. I mean, I'm really not, but I guess my demeanor portrays that.
I can hold conversation, make people laugh, etc., but most people would say I'm pretty shy. I'm not though, it just seems like that to them. I just like being quiet. I've accepted it and I've actually come to like it. It's just comfy to listen to people, in a way.
Anyway, why do normies perceive this as some slight? I don't intentionally mean it to be. And is there even a chance at finding a girl equivalent to date?
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>why do normies perceive this as some slight?
Because people don't generally enjoy talking to a wall.
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>>17950023
But that's the thing, it's not that I just don't talk -- it's that I like to listen. Sure, I'll ask some questions to get to know them or just move the conversation along, but at the end of it all I'd rather them talk more than me.
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>>17950010
Femanon here. Im basically like this down to a T. I just think I come off as cold, though. If you're looking for someone similar to you, there are definitely girls like that.
Any suggestions to improve my girlfriend's self esteem.
>2 years
>she has hated herself all of her life due to bullies and home life
>I've done nothing but gave her compliments (beautiful, gorgeous, Princess, angel)
>never spoke poorly of her or complimented another woman
>I've been really patient
>suggested methods to improve her self esteem
>the lack of sex is painful lately and its due to her image of herself
How do I get through to her? It's embedded in her personality. She doesn't like being negative but it's more comfortable to her. I've had serious conversations and she really tries but I can't force her to change something that's so deeply a part of her.
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It's not your job. She needs to go to therapy. Make one last effort to get her there, and break up with her if she won't. Her behavior is affecting your happiness - if she won't change it, you deserve better.
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>>17950020
Well I love her too much to break up, and im not sure she'd be receptive to therapy.
I tell her it's psychological and she has to fix the way she thinks rather then looks. But am I maybe wrong if she does lose maybe 15lbs, get a nose job, and nice hair would this be healthy happiness?
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>>17950109
No, because it will always be something else. If she loses 15 pounds she will want to lose 15 more. If she gets a nose job she will want to get botox next. It will never end.
This is all mental. She needs to seek therapy to get some help with her self esteem. You can be supportive but you can't make someone love themself. It's completely up to them. If she won't go to therapy she won't get better.
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If it is illegal to pay for sex, can I get around that by paying someone to make a porno?
That way I am just paying for acting and not sex
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Yes. But then that means you can't pay them under the table. It has to be regulated and shit but honestly dude if you're not retarded you won't get caught paying for sex.
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Say you pay for company, and the sex happened to be an additional bonus that you didn't pay for.
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>>17950246
You have to hang out with them for 90 minutes first.
Safest bet is leave money in an envelope by the door. Go to the bathroom as an excuse for them to count it. You may get robbed. If not then you're untouchable. Never mention a payment or deal
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>be me
>put up a pencil camera in a female locker room
>get a lot of low/med quality videos
>~20 hours video so far
>empty it every day after classes (got 2 pencils)
>tell some friends (very stupid i know)
>camera gets removed by someone
>teacher tells us that the one who did it should turn himself in
How do i deny that I did it? Im sure they cant do anything unless i confess
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>>17949948
bro how can they even PROVE that you're the one that did it
also
>told some friends
let this be a lesson my friend
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>>17949948
These bait threads get dumber by the minute yet they still don't fail to attract idiots.
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>>17949960
No but i once filmed myself with it but i deleted it. Can they see that?
>>17949963
pls go
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Devils Threesome woes 2017-01-12 06:23:01 Post No.17949896
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So my bf suggested a threesome with his room mate, i have the following issues
>i find his roommate more than just phsyically attracted
>i'm worried that it will hurt the current relationship
I mentioned this to my bf who laughed it off, suggestions?
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I cringe at that typo, English is not my first language
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>>17949896
>man totally okay with sharing out his woman
I personally find that abhorrent and I believe that your bf has some seriously problems. I suggest agreeing to the threesome, but kicking your bf out and making him watch.
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>>17949896
Obviously being with you is meaningless to him. He doesn't love you: He lusts after you to get off, nothing more, and now he's tired of just you cause you aren't enough to satisfy his urges.
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How does one get to the point of dating 2017-01-12 06:11:53 Post No.17949863
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How does one get to the point of dating
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I'm in college
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Not very well.
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>>17949922
Can you elaborate on that anon?
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For me the answer seems to be "have an internal motivation to interact and relate with other humans" and I can't seem to figure out how to make that happen. I can only focus on cold objectives like "get laid" or "acquire girlfriend" and I think that's a pretty huge turnoff. I think it comes off as sort of autistic or at least douchey.
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I need to lose weight as fast as possible. Self-destructively fast, if necessary. Currently, I'm 297 lbs, 23 years old, 6' 1" and I don't get very much physical activity at all during the week. I need to be about 190 lbs as soon as humanly possible. I figure I'll have to limit my caloric intake to about 1,200 - 1,400 a day and start doing some moderate cardio workouts 2-4 times a week.
I need to know some decent foods that are relatively healthy with very few calories. I need to develop some easy dishes that I can make for each meal, every single day, and I need them to require little prep time/work. Are there specific things that I shouldn't go without? I don't really care if this would be detrimental to my health in the long run (I JUST need to hit 190 lbs. and I can figure out how to maintain my weight in a healthy way from there), but should I be looking to hit a specific protein/fat/fiber/vitamin intake?
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>>17949855
why 190? army wannabe fag?
don't do it
also, eating only one large meal a day, and make it healthy so it hits your macros
for a while i ate a lot of steamed broccoli and canned salmon
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>>17949855
>/r/1200isplenty
>celery
>apples
>oatz
Now tell us why you're trying to develop an eating disorder to lose 100 pounds.
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>>17949859
>why 190? army wannabe fag?
>don't do it
Air Force, actually. Something in my life fell through today, and I feel like military is my only option unless I want to make shit money for the rest of my life.