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>>17953017
I mean, what kind of thot blocks one of her best friends for her boomkin druid being called a fag?

She should be the one to apologise to be such a waste of space, then again people who play WoW are very attached to their chars and get offended over nothing, and I would know trust me.

Anyway, better this way. You got rid of someone who could not accept how you behave over the Internet while making jokes, you are lucky anon.

you called a girl a fag, dude they're sensitive as hell (even though the term doesn't even apply to their gender). Try and apologize after letting her blow off some steam, but overall just don't stress it.

Get some guy friends to fuck around and call one another faggots. This is why you always gotta have dude friends. Nothings wrong with female friends, you just gotta always have a filter, hence why a lot of men don't like befriending women.

Watch what you say next time, but just don't stress it man. You should see some what some of my old HS buddies say when its just the guys (They all met me in HS but they've known eachother since like 3rd grade), it can get pretty offensive if you take offense easily. But when they're around women, their humor completely changes.

bro, if she dissed you for that, she's not your true friend. Friendship means you accept people regardless. You've just learned a very valuable lesson. Also, /b/ is not your friend, do not copy and paste anything you see in there irl. fag.

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>>17953014

If you're going bald, there's no going against the current. Ask your doctor and if he doesn't know how to solve it, talk to your barber and ask them what they would do, maybe get another haircut that doesn't show the baldness.

Get a grip man, it's harsh but if this is what's happening, unless you're rich af, you can't fake it.

Deal with it bro. I lost all my hair at age 14, alopecia universalis. You'll get used to it.

The Lobster

>>17952998
watched it with my ex, now she's my ex, coincidence?

>>17952977
Moonrise Kingdom

Find a guy you like, show up to his house naked and bang on the door as hard as you can with a shovel. When he answers, start singing the Pokemon theme song to him.

Ask for guys numbers

It was kinda hot

>>17952866
Post a photo.
If you're really trying that hard it should be easy. Some sap will want to have sex with you. If it's still this difficult, you might be unattractive but chances are that you're average and shouldn't have any issues.

Honestly, speaking from an intellectually based view point, trying too hard is unattractive. You should instead focus on bettering yourself.

>>17952828
Great book though. Maybe add Tacit's Annals of Imperial Rome or Virgil's The Aeneid if they're similarly priced?

>>17952845
>Tacit's Annals of Imperial Rome
Not sure I'd be interested in this one, I went trought the History of Rome podcast already, the Aeneid I read years ago in school.

Bumpity bump

>>17952654
I don't even know where to start with this.

If she's really thick and you're only 4.5 inches I doubt you'll ever give her a vaginal orgasm. However most women cum from oral and clit stimulation. Maybe try getting a vibrator and switching positions? Is the problem only you cumming or does she not also cum? If you haven't already you should stop masturbating on your own.

Date an Asian.

1) You're not going to pleasure anybody with a dick like that alone, sorry, except maybe a man but that involves your anus more than your penis
2) You can pleasure her in other ways, like this

http://www.youporn.com/watch/698777/master-degree-of-squirting/

Bring her to the edge that way then you get off then finish her, learn to clit-play and when she orgasms from clit-play leave your finger on her clit but don't move it.

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>>17952120
Good idea. As you know DESU Always have a plan b in case plan a doesnt work.

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>>17952138
My loved ones just aren't thrilled about the English degree. I've been told all my life how talented of a writer I was, probably because since elementary school I've made military/law enforcement my goal. I guess people always assumed I'd be a Criminal Justice or another comp sci lackey. I feel almost foolish for demanding more.

>>17952120

definitely focus on getting & keeping a paying f/t job and do writing on the side

authors are like artists - about 10,000 of them for every 1 that makes $$

Electronics are the hardest to shoplift
Hustle in more legalish ways

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>>17952015
You have to elaborate friend
how do I legally steal things?

>>17952010
Good luck with that.

Clothes that aren't tagged are easier, just wear them out under baggy clothing and take in 3 sizes of whatever you want in the dressing room. If they have an employee watching the desk at the dressing room, don't lift there.

Also interested, same as OP.

So my mates have literally been asking me.

Just go, don't try and be yourself.

I know you are thinking "omg, nigg that doesn't me wtff fuck you normie".

Seriously just go up "My name is anon, whats yours"

"Hey how is your night going"

"This line sucks eh".

From there you'll see if they want to be receptive if they aren't, fuck it move on onto the next table/group.

I literally went up talked to a group, and nearly went home with a chick from a "hi how was your night going".

When it comes to clubbing just dance (I'm still learning this), don't grab them from behind. Look at them, smile, make eye contact and go closer. Eventually you sorta grab them, while dancing just talk to them about random shit.

Two Simple rules
1. Have fun
2. Don't Try Hard


It should be a natural conversation just like how it would be with one of your buddies, it might click, it might not not. Onto the next.

>>17951691
Top line, should say "My mates have been helping me recently".

Don't try that hard and you'll be surprised with the results.

>>17951585
Bump. Same boat, my man.

man up, talk to her and see how it goes
if you don't then you'll regret it

>>17951585
Smiling to shy people doesn't mean the same as it does extroverts

WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY SMALLEST AND MOST PITIFUL JOYS

This board is making me go insane. I turned to Internet strangers to get over him since I have no friends. But I keep thinking he wrote some of the posts. It's driving me crazy. I have to move on...

If I have to let you go for you to be happy, I will have to let it all go. I want you to be happy, not with me if you are miserable. I'm simply sorry for not being able to provide that happiness for you. Forgive me for causing you so much strife, so much stress.

Like two stars in the night sky, from our point of view they look to be so close but in reality they are light-years apart. Still, I am happy I got to share the same patch of sky with you, if even for a while. If in that short time I made you smile and laugh, then I can leave with a smile on my face. As long as I brought a little light into your life, then I can leave without too much sadness in my heart.

I will miss the warmth you brought into my life, the feeling of comfort and love. I will miss you more than you'll ever know. I will miss you, maybe more than I love you, but I want you to be happy.

I wish you best, I will always wish you the best that life can give. That you become happy and get what you want out of life. That's what I want to see. To see you shine, bright and beautiful like the stars above us. For a moment, I had you and had your light in my arms. Now I can do nothing but watch and hold the memories in my heart.

May the stars and universe guide you forward and towards happiness.
Take care of yourself, your family and those you love.

I will love and miss you, always.

>>17947041

thats a hard one. i feel like the biggest life lessons have been positive.

perhaps that being happy requires wanting to be happy. I learned that by wasting so much time wanting to be miserable.

>>17947041
Be honest with who you are and don't romanticize something if you don't enjoy it in the moment.

>>17947041
dont fuck your friends if you want to stay friends

>>17945523
Honestly no. The man is interested in the woman as a sex partner more often than not and the woman is interested in the man as an emotional partner more often than not. Women and men can't be friends without there being some sexual and romantic tension. Men and women childhood best friends either grow apart or end up together for this reason.

>>17945527
Eh, I disagree. I've had married friends who were definitely not interested in me and vice versa.

>>17945523
girls can be friends with guys, but guys can't be friends with girls

/thread

you have no idea what you're doing.jpg? clearly you are having trouble with reality, with a potentially nice girl on the hook, one with real home issues, and you are having to ask strangers with no attachment to your world for permission to be a shallow shady fuck who can't even wait for sex. go ahead, hurt people and stay shallow bro. go fuck yourself and i hope you stay poor

>>17953844
I'm bad at knowing when a girl is interested in me. I asked two other people and they said she prob isn't interested in dating.

After she told me about her home issues, I told her "I understand. I've been there quite often. Lmk if you want to talk about it or anything." She said "Lol thanks senpai".

She deleted her snapchat without telling me and I'm not even sure she'd remember to tell me. I only have contact with her now because I asked for her phone number.

She is under a lot of stress and may also not be comfortable with opening up to a guy she never met IRL before.

No because some women don't want babies, ergo don't think about having them. If this is a childish way of saying if she's thought about fucking, though, the answer is probably yes.

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>>17953714
>ergo

>>17953750
what's the point of your reply?