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>>17951933
yea

He threw his cellphone and smashed the screen? Sounds like a catch.

Anyway I think you're right that it's a power thing. My ex did it a lot of times. I'd recommend breaking up, he doesn't sound like a great guy anyway.

>>17951912


Honedtly he's not that great we've been together for two years in scared of breaking up with him. :( I just don't think I can, despite everytnig I still love him..

>>17951915
>>17951915
Break up pussy u already know it's right

She either wanted you to fuck her or wanted to go out and do something fun, but all you had to say was that you were having a snack.

She's probably sick of / bored by you, OP.

Rectify or accept situation.

>>17951872

>lets just call it a break up, i cheated a week ago anyway

and there.

>>17951872
you should proceed to another female, preferably one that isn't bipolar this time.

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>>17951864
>For reference this is me

>>17951873
get a haircut and shave, and you'll probably be fine.

>>17951899
What kinda haircut would you recommend? I was thinking of the popular long on the top and shaved on the side. But I feel like that'd look fuckboy-ish

Well that depends on a lot of damn factors doesn't it?

Often too long out of fear

>>17951849
Apparently it does. There's this loser now married to the most hideous chinese pig on the planet, it's supposedly love as he tells everyone. Either that or he's a desperate loser that literally did not want to die alone.

Learn from it and move on.

Even if you're not much in your country, the world is full of women in other countries who would worship your cock.

Maybe ask her out sooner next time, yeah? Can't keep girls waiting forever.

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>>17951848
Take it from somebody who just lost his fiance who he genuinely thought was the perfect woman for him after five years. She grew distant and eventually listened to a few friends who lived nearby saying I was a bad decision. She eventually listened to them and just cut me off no contact, calls or anything. Losing an entire family you thought the world of and still do because they always treated you as the son they never had. To have your best friend pulled away from you after all of the laughs, talking about raising a family, the early mornings you'd make her coffee and hear her sing around your place that you'd rather listen to for a thousand years than anyone on the radio.

People are going to disappoint you. You deserve someone that isn't with Chad. Don't you ever convince yourself that you need to become him either. Learn to love yourself first, even if you're single and lonely right now. Pick up some more hobbies, take care of your body and hygiene. Realize how young you really are and how much time you have on this Earth to meet someone out there that is more perfect for you than this girl who flirted for months. The worlds a big place, and chances are there is more than one perfect woman for you, as you're the perfect man for more than just one yourself. Give yourself to happiness in who you are, live for something more than just pussy in life.

Its not easy, and I still miss my ex-fiance. But don't let something as trivial as this ruin your potential man because you have it.

>>17951848
>flirts with you for months
>doesn't make a move

you deserve it

>b-b-but i was about to make a move now after many months!

dudei f shes flirting with you you got a week

>>17951816
Masturbate solely to your own reflection. Shun sexual thoughts towards anyone else and just fap about yourself. Fap about yourself fapping, even.

Why would you want to?

>>17951816

Why would you want to suppress it? Just go after them. Think about what it would feel like to put your dick inside of her, and the face she would make as you nail her. Set that as your goal and go after it. What you're asking for is how to sweep your primal desires under a rug because you're a failure. You don't have to be a failure though. There is absolutely nothing stopping you from getting what you want. Anything standing in the way is an excuse.

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I wish my asperger's allowed me to leave that desire behind, it doesn't.

>I never got approached by anyone

Women very rarely approach, you have to approach - and you'll get shot down constantly, but if you do it enough, at least one will be desperate enough.

>>17951833
*sigh* this is exactly the kind of reply i did not wanted

Sounds like a coincidence.

She may have a keylogger or tracker installed on your PC

>>17951823
We have never met irl. Is this still possible?

a doctor might know

Doctor here,

My advise is: go to a fucking doctor.

hyperthyroidism

>>17951685
Talk to mom and dad about it.

Talk to people you can trust, and leave asap. You haven't given your life to this person, there's many, many years left for you to live how you want to.

Tell us more about the forced sex though.

shameless bumb

When was the last time you ejaculated prior to said event? If too close that can adversely affect your sensitivity or ability to climax. Also was alcohol or drigs involved, they can also reduce performace. Also it could just be nerves or performance anxiety. I've had that happen with girls that are on their higher end of the attractive scale.

>>17951618
yesterday, masturbate at least every other day.. nothing was involved. totally sober.
its weird we have had sex several times before, excluding last time. all the times before ive been able to 'bust'

>>17951539
Because kids suck balls. Even if that number is an overestimate, it's still well over 150k+time+happiness that you could spend on either retiring before 40, trips around the world, or strippers and beer.

>>17951539
My parents raised me on just food and 300 bucks a Christmas

But I lived in a broken down house, abused, never had family vacations, never had a car, never had luxury, and starved a lot

>>17951539
It's not fake, but it's not news either.

Yes, it probably costs around 200,000. But that is an accrued cost over time. Calculate the monthly cost of raising a child: daycare, clothing, diapers, food. I'd say 200,000 is on the cheap side.

So yeah I guess you could say it's fake, it's kind of a hastily slapped together number, it doesn't even say at what point in time it will have costed you 200K. Like what is CNN's definition of "raised"? By the time they're 18? Too many variables.

Yes, but know that you are not alone. I am suffering with you.

>>17951522
Orgasms feel way better when you fuck someone. Nutting all over their tits and face is way better than in a sock or whatever.

Don't date people just for sex, but definitely try to find an attractive fwb to cuddle up with and fuck.

>>17951522

I know that girl. Used to give her rides home from school. She showed me her tits once while she had a boyfriend and I had a gf.

and yes OP, you're missing out. Stop living in your own pity and start doing pushups and get a haircut. You'll find your gf if you make an effort to improve yourself to be worthy of one.

>>17951501

It might work. You might also grow bitter by putting a lot of effort and then not getting results. It depends on what your defects are right now.

On the other hand, if you improve for yourself, you always keep your motivation around.

>>17951501

Thats the point of life
biologically speaking anyways.
Make yourself attractive, find an attractive mate, maybe have attractive babies so they can do the same.

on a grander scale maybe provide something to society too but hey no ones judging

Improve to get a hot girl, but not to get a hot girl. If you start living your life based on a chick, it won't end well.