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Ok, /adv/, here we go.

I think I am destined to be the next Leonardo da Vinci.

I have a number of inventions that can be made and will sell and revolutionize a lot of things. Some of them are worth millions.

I have furthermore identified market opportunities worth billions of dollars.

But I am an extremely, extremely erratic person with a number of mental disorders (none of which clouds my judgment) and that turns off everyone with capital that I seek.

I'm literally broke, yet sitting on millions/billions, if I only had capital or the attention of capital.

What do I do?
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>>18001897
Well what country are you in? And do you have any examples (without giving away how you did it to protect yourself). I have some spare investment money, but the chances of using it on someone over 4chan is very slim, you'd have to have a very good idea.
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No one needs another innovative can opener, Op. But thanks.
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>>18001897
>I have a number of inventions that can be made
lel "idea guys" aren't da vinci's...
come back when you have a working blue print and a prototype.

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what does it mean when a girl you hang out with keeps on taking snapchat photos of you """secretly""""

and by """secretly""" i mean its obvious as shit and i dont know why shes doing it.
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it means you should ask her why she keeps taking snapchat photos of you
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>>18001782
it means you should stop making thread about it.

Life is simple, just ignore here until someone asks a question, and act all smug like "well, she obviously has the hots for me".
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>>18001782
Either you're the butt of a joke between her and a friend or she is attracted to you

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How do I accept that I will always be ugly??? Please anons, tell me that people won't hate me over my looks.
>Mods please don't delete this thread
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your fine mate
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dude you're okay, just work out some style and self-esteem and youre ready to go!
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>>18001778
You're looking better than me. You'll be alright.

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>Be me
>23
>Got dumped by gf of 4 years last June
>Still haven't gotten over her
>We talked about working things out for a few months after we split
>found out she had rebound boyfriend
>Told her I hope things work out with him and wished her the best
>She gets upset because she finds out I had sex with her friend the same week we first had sex
>we weren't dating at that point, told her it wasn't cheating and that I chose her
>told her she has a new boyfriend and it's strange that she is hurt when she has someone new
>She dumps him almost immediately
>Went no contact
>Next week will be three months of no contact. Haven't spoken once since early November
>She recently started tweeting about me.
>I miss you, I want you, I know you, etc.
>Confirmed from friends that she is feeling depressed and misses me
>She hasn't contacted me

Is it okay if I just send her a "hey" text or something to test the waters? It would be cool to see her again, but I'm not sure if that would lower or increase my chances. Some people told me "what do you have to lose? Just say hey how's everything." and some people have told me "let her come to you. It may take a while, it may never happen, but you shouldn't contact her."


So...stick with no contact or say "fuck it" and shoot her a casual text? Thanks.
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Bump
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Stick with no contact. General rule of thumb is keep no contact for half the amount of time your relationship was
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>>18001874

So don't message her for two years?

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After turning MGTOW recently I'm looking to invest in a RealDoll. /b/ and /pol/ were of zero help (like I should be surprised) so I thought I'd posit my inquiry here.

Has anyone bought or tried one? How close are they to the real thing?
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It's a huge barbie doll with more joint articulation.
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>>18001662
Try /r9k/. /pol/ hates MGTOW so they'd never actually answer your question, and /b/ is useless. /r9k/ probably has a fair number of MGTOW, and you'd likely find at least one person who has something like that.
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>>18001704
>/pol/ hates MGTOW
What? Why? They seem like the kind of people who would approve of that.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep. Sudden feel of serenity, calmness. Everything was alright, everything was just how it should be. I accepted it. That was three weeks ago, it didn't even last two weeks.

I am in love with her for over a year, she loves me too, but just as a friend. She told me, that with me, she for the first time in her life could love someone unconditionally. We never had sex together, we never kissed. We only hugged, and I hugged her to sleep when she was over at my place. She is lesbian, real lesbian, she knows it. She's probably sleeping with some girl right now. I'm a straight guy.

I don't know what to do anymore, I've never met anyone who would make me happier in my life. Everytime I see her, things just seem okay. Everything is in it's right place. Her cute fucking face, her smile, those big blue eyes. Whenever I'm with people I know, my feelings are ambivalent, whether it's my friends, family, girls I'm sleeping with...only with her I'm really happy. It's fucking killing me inside that I won't ever be with her. I need someone, I need someone who can understand me, who is just like me, someone who isn't superficial.

It's fucking torture.
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>>18001544
I can give you advice if you can look me in the figurative eyes and tell me that that isn't the plot to Chasing Amy.
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>>18001544
Do you want to fuck her?
Serious question.
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>>18001560
I haven't seen this yet. I know the plot, but I guess I wouldn't be able to get through it.
>>18001568
When I jerk off I sometimes think about her. After I jerk off I still want to be with her. It's not just sexual lust I'm feeling.

yesterday I got drunk as fuck on a birthday party. When Im drunk I get very cuddly tho, and started hugging this girl Ive seen and liked just as a friend. She didnt mind me hugging her almost the whole evening. Turns out I got so drunk that some parts of the night are just pitch black and apparently told her Id love her multiple times. She didn't give me serious answers to that except "Aw you're so cute when you're drunk" and stuff like that. That girl also gave me a ride home and invited me to her birthday next month.

Ill attend ofc, but now I think I do REALLY love her. I thought the whole day of her and idk what to do next. Shes a solid 7/10 and very smart but not out of my league.

What to do next?
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>>18001489
Seems like things are going pretty good for you, congratulations. Attend the party, don't get too drunk so you can think straight and try not to fuck things up in the meantime. Best of luck to you!
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You described my situation a exactly from a week ago.
Got drunk. Told a bird I loved her but I remembered everything.
Talked with her 3 days later and she rejected me so be careful.

Oh, I did have feelings for her btw. Don't know how go get over it.
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Robbie, next time don't get so drunk

ya goof

Am i going bald?
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>>18001475
Check the side of your head and see if it has the same density. If not then maybe you are.
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PJW?
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>>18001597
im sorry, i don´t understand what you mean
>>18001601
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I started talking to a guy who I'm pretty sure is into me. I've never been both pretty and single at the same time so I'm totally new to this. I don't want to post the whole conversation because he might read this site, I don't know. But basically I said I'm having some personal problems and he says "you know what's the best for that? going out with someone you don't know well!" Aaahh I'm pretty sure that's his way of hinting he wants to hang out with me, what do I reply??? I was just being friendly, I don't like him that way. He also flatters me a lot and is super insecure. Please halp.
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>>18001351

Either say you are not looking for a relationship, or start minimizing contact with him. As we don't know his personality, we can't tell you which plan will work best.
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>>18001351
If you are direct with him he will just deny it and make you look silly.
Best to just avoid him.
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>>18001351
>he might read this site
>"you know what's the best for that? going out with someone you don't know well!"
>He also flatters me a lot and is super insecure

This has to be one of the most beta men in the world. OP, it's your duty to make him a beta orbiter

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What are the things that do not matter in life?
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Girls
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anime.
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>>18000964
Virginity.

> Thread war in 3,2,1 ...

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Hey guys! What's the best online place to raise money? I've heard of go fund me but I want to know the absolute best place I can take people's cash.
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>>18000929

thats like asking which social networking site is 'best'. there isn't one. each site exists because it brings a different format to the table. each ones popular with its userbase because its features appeal to them specifically.

if you tell us what your plan is for raising money we can tell you which one would best suit your plan though,
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you should check out anti.capital, OP
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>>18000934
>if you tell us what your plan is for raising money we can tell you which one would best suit your plan though,
That'll take awhile to explain. I know I'm a scumbag but just hold with me for a moment:
I'm a poor 18 year old with no resources, no driving experience, and no job. I need a way to pay for college, so I was going to make an Instagram were I take drawing requests (which I do other places all the time) for free but opening up a fund raiser for getting me into college. People already have me draw things for them all the time (even though I'm poor and have no access to digital art so it's just shitty sketches I post from my phone) so I thought I might as well try. I know it's a scumbag move but I don't really have a lot of options and I'm coming from a sketchy background.

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Don't try and talk me out of it, either help me or gtfo, will give 20$ paypal to best advice.

Story; All this within a span of 3-4 months...
>be extremely confident, charismatic anon
>flirt with all girls at work and be generally respected and liked by almost everyone at work
>one day i flirt with the new 20y/o socially awkard girl at work
>she's completely digging me, touching my phone, play hitting me and laughing at everything i say like a little kid with no experience, knows she likes me but think she's not attractive enough
>ask about her
>she's really insecure and her boyfriend is her first boyfriend out of high school, 7 years older / her ex supervisor / been together for 2 years and he hasn't had a job in 1 year like a bum
>feel bad for her that her entire check goes to bills, found out later her boyfriend at 27 barely got a job a month ago "might be a cover for him" but at the time i don't like her or any shit so i push her aside for other girls and don't pursue her
>dies down and i flirt with other girls in front of her
>end up getting to know her better by chance of working with her
>in short i start to fall for her because she's innocent, sweet and really intelligent which i find rare in women
>we end up having a lot of in common, i fall for her
>end up really liking her
>never says a positive thing about her boyfriend the entire time although she rarely talks about her bf with me
>she subconsciously gives me hard singles she's attracted to me again but always tries to be modest
>get boss to move her to an area she wanted to go as a surprise, once got a little beta and i tried to give her a gift but she refuse it
>about 2 weeks ago i accidentally broke one of the main rules when taking someones girlfriend and reminded her of her boyfriend when she was falling for me in her fantasy world
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>>18000790
CONT;
>twice i get too jealous / cocky and start to shit talk the boyfriend a bit too much without being subtle but she said nothing and we still talked
>almost getting to point where i'm gong to take her out, she's still goo-goo-gaga over me but trying to be modest when she catches herself
>this week i was hanging out with a guy friend and asked him "hey, did that girl ask about me?" because we were talking about it earlier and i was annoyed at this slut because i had no interest in her, the awkard girl i'm really interested in is in proximity of our conversation
>she starts ignoring me and is even getting mad at me, commonly this happens because a girl she has feelings for someone and is and is setting up her "defense mechanism" because their crush may be playing them and i assumed that's case because i was asking about another girl
>1 entire day passes of her ignoring me
>Yesterday asked her why she was mad at me
>she is resistant for a second but as she then sweetly and happily starts talking to me normally and she says she'll tell me later because there was someone there, idk what she was going to tell me
>TODAY we were walking together to an area, like a cocky fucking dumb fuck i was being cute and looking at her phone and talked shit about her boyfriend again saying i look better then him infront of some people (making her ashamed)
>in private i ask her why she was mad at me again
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>>18000790
>>18000791
>tells me its because of comments iv made about her boyfriend happened today)
>tell her i think its because of what i said about the girl and i don't believe you because she never ignored me when i talked about her boyfriend before
>she's mad as fuck i don't believe her, leaves for a sec because work
>come back
>she accuses me of liking her, i say "why do you say that?" and she says "because its so obvious, but idk if its just your personality or what" but work happens and we have to leave again
>ask her if i could tell her something
>plan out some shit, the only thing i'm able to get out is that i tell her i don't believe her reasons because i'm a cocky asshole and iv done this before and i know im right (or at the time, idk now)
>she get mad, tells me not to talk to her or hang around her or look at her ever again and walks away.
>feel like utter shit

My arrogance got the better of me. I really like this girl and i know for a fact her boyfriend is a bum because the only time she talks about him is to complain. But still, i was a fucking piece of shit for making that asshole comment infront of her. At this point if i wanted too i could convince her as if i never liked her if i wanted too but i don't know if i should just go with her assumption that i liked her. I can move on eventually but i really like this girl, we have so much in common and there's attraction between us even tho she's an insecure sperg.
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>>18000790

op you are a total egocentric piece of shit

if some gal says leave me alone you just see it as a challenge

seriously go fuck yourself

Basic living is too overwhelming for me

Every day I have to make food and clean and shower and drink water and then there's laundry to do

I usually dont shower or clean or do laundry unless I absolutely have to because I just don't have the energy

when I think about all this stuff I have to do and how it never ends I just end up crying. I cant go to lectures I cant really leave my room even without monumental effort

Help?
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>>18000741
I used to have the same problem. It is hard when you are living alone. You need to relax and give yourself credit.

Look up some time management guides on Google, maybe a WikiHow article? There are all sorts of ways to cut time on things. I would show you a very insightful TED Talk about time management but no one ever reads the articles I send to them, so I'm not going to drop it unless you express interest. You need to want to improve this aspect.

If you can make each task a little faster, take up a little less time, do it faster then you're on the right track. Optimization is key here. Scheduling is key. Personally, I have a little routine. once you get in a routine it gets easier and easier.

keep trying, be positive.
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>>18000756
May I please have the TED talks?
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>>18000741
I don't really have a solution, but I'll say that I feel for you anon. I struggle with the same thing.
How I've been coping a bit is lowering my expectations. I only shower about twice a week. I use a lot of dry shampoo. I only eat hard boiled eggs, canned soup, yogurt, granola microwave meals - anything quick. I lay out my clothes every night so I don't have to scrounge for matching socks when I'm tired in the morning. I carry my tooth brush in my backpack so I can do it at work, since I won't get up early enough to do it at home.
It doesn't always work out the best, but I get by.

Adderall and antidepressants help me a lot.

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I recently used my extra email account to buy something online, when I got this in the mail.
The point of the extra account was so my family cannot easily track what I buy.
How do I solve this without them knowing?
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>>18000148


Short answer: Call the bank and let them know you were the one who purchased items. They should then unlock the card. Happens to me sometimes if I go to a restaurant outside of state or make a big purchase.

Did you use an old credit card with a new email?
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>>18000169
no it was my current, is it possible that my parents can view my purchase history.
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>>18000176
are their names on the account?

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> Be me
> Singaporean Indian, Grew up in Australia
> Zoned by every girl I meet
> Try to meet girls online, stop talking to me after I send picture and they find out im Indian
> People have said I have a nice face shape, I exercise regularly and have good hygiene
> Yet rejected cause skin brown
> happens over and over again, feel worse every day
> Everyone getting into relationships and slowly getting married
> Left behind, cause brown
> Go around in circle listing kinds of people we would date in big friend group
> All girls say 'pretty much anyone except brown dudes'
> Wanted to cry, stopped myself
> Feel like crying every day
> Wtf do I do?
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Interesting because it happens to me to and im white.

Stop blaming completely normal rejection on permanent features like skin color. For the first thing, its not true, secondly, youre not exactly doing yourself a favour by talking youself down like that.
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>>18000114
how old are you? where do you live now?
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Embrace yourself, show people you are more than brown skin.

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