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>Been paying rent online for over a year now
>A few weeks ago management came by to do a lender inspection and I didn't get the memo
>Apartment had shipping boxes, dirty pans and plates on the counter, microwave had some grease on the outside, and sink had a good bit of rust
>Went to pay my rent just now
>"Invalid account"

Am I getting evicted?

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2 years ago, I met a guy and we went out for a few weeks. Then he told me he was accepted in a very good school on the other side of earth. We broke up, but we decided to stay friends since we had been dating for so little, got along and we didn't have feelings for each other.
We talked once or twice a week on skype, met up when he was in town and moved on with our lives.

A few days ago he came back to visit his parents. He asked me to go out for a beer. We talked and when we were drunk, he told me he is in love with me and he wants to give up on everything to come back here and stay with me. He said that if I tell him I love him back, he'll be here in 3 weeks.

I feel the same way about him, but I really don't want him to give up on his career.

Should I lie to him and break contact? He made so many sacrifices to get this far, I don't want him to ruin it all for me.

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How do I stop smelling like corn? My boyfriend keeps alluding to the fact that I smell like corn, but I don't even eat corn.

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Hey adv, I'm gonna be honest and say in overweight. (pic related). what workouts/dietary plans work the best? looking to turn my life around

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>been with my boyfriend for two years, live together, see a future together.
>recently got off the Pill for health reasons, to which my boyfriend was very supportive, said he would work with whatever other methods we need
>been tracking my cycle and being very open about it, I stated the other day, "I think I'm ovulating."
>not trying to have kids

He's been a little stand-offish ever since, which I understand to some extent because we don't want to fuck when I'm ovulating, but does such straightforward language seem intimidating or something? I thought he would like to know, and he just got awkward and hasn't so much as roughly cuddled me in bed like he used to just a month ago, it was like a switch got flipped and I can't help but feel like he doesn't trust me tracking my cycle so clearly right off the bat (trust me, it was obvious what was going on down there).

The worst part of this is I'm getting frustrated, which doesn't exactly make me feel sexy. I don't know how to signal to him that ~my body is ready~ without playing into one of his novel fantasies, when all I really want is genuine intimacy. Even when I am ovulating, what's wrong with doing stuff besides PiV? I feel like I have all the imagination but retarded communication skills, he can't read my mind so I just come off as frigid.

Help me find my words anons. If we're in this for the long run, something has got to give.

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Hey /adv/ this is a follow up from a thread I made a few months ago.

Basically, there's bi girl who I'm pretty good friends with, but she's always said she was more into girls in general. In February I confessed to her that I had feelings, but we just mutually agreed that she was into girls at the moment so nothing ever happened. Every few days, I convince myself nothing is ever going to happen, and then she turns around and does something that makes me think otherwise.
Usually she has to be drunk for her to admit to anything, but just the other day, she sent a bunch of risque snapchats and mentioned that "you should see it in person". That seems pretty explicit to me, but she's pretty resistant to meeting up (we're on break, we live a long distance away from each other, and she doesn't like driving a long way). Is she just playing with me or what?

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I met one of the sweetest girls ever. She's helpful to everyone she comes across, and is generally a really good person.


Long story short, four months in to the relationship I learned she has had a pretty bad upbringing and went through abuse at an early age (single digits age) and quite possibly because of that she is into BDSM.

When we make love she likes her hair pulled hard, spanked hard, pounded hard and fast, and sometimes she likes being choked. One time I tried using rope with her and I felt really weird. Now that I remember she orgasmed pretty hard that night.

I try being rough and used that rope once and I found out I'm not into those extremes. I'm really not into inflicting pain unto others or tying them up to a vulnerable state.

I had a conversation about it with her and she says she can live without BDSM, but I don't want to deny her pleasure. She says we could take it slow because we're still new to each other and I'm still new to the whole relationship and sex part. (The first time I had sex was at 21 and now I'm 22 going on 23) I'm more than okay with taking it slow, but I still remember that night when I only tied up her hands and how loud she was when orgasming.

I just felt strange having total control over her. I even went flaccid for a bit. Probably because I didn't want to abuse that power she gave me.

What can I do to either learn how to enjoy it or find a happy medium?

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I'm a complete beginner at all things female. I recently met a girl off the internet and don't really know how to transition to any kind of flirting. Any advice?

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I've masturbated everyday for the last 12 years; I'm going to start nofap today, are the benefits real or is it just a placebo effect?

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>Be me
>My Mom's husbands niece is staying over for the summer
>We talked a bit
>I thought she was pretty cool but she is a lot younger than so I wasnt pulling any moves
>One day I walk in the bathroom half asleep to see her naked about to get in the shower
>I was really embarrassed so I left immediately
>She confronts me and asks what I thought about her body
>I just kinda shrugged it off and laughed
>She left kinda pissed off
>One night the parents were asleep and we were sitting on the couch watching a movie
>The movie was Life of Pi so we talked about the ending for a while after it was over
>Eventually we start talking about other stuff
>She asks if I have any secrets
>Wtf.jpg
>I say you brought it up so go first
>She says she's had a crush on me for a while and kissed me
>Shes a 8/10 qt so I kiss her back
>we take it to the bedroom and weve been in a sexual relationship since
Is this wrong?
If so what do I do

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About a year and a half ago, I started talking to this girl who goes to school in the same area as me. We hit it off at first but we only stayed friends because we kept kissing each other's ass about everything. Eventually, I realized we were way too different to be friends, for one. Secondly, she's a HUGE feminist/SJW, and I'm not talking moderate. It's like she wants me to be her friend but then sends me multiple instagram posts about rape statistics and why white people should be ashamed of themselves for being white. Now, her liberal views didn't bother me at first but now it's blatantly obvious she's trying to guilt trip me. For the past 2 and a half weeks I've been completely ignoring her messages and have not responded to her a single time, contrarily to how I used to message her every day. She's been posting on her instagram story some very concerning things about wanting to hurt herself or other people ever since I've been ignoring her and trying to get the message across. Pretty obsessive, right? Part of me is glad I noped the fuck out after seeing that. She to this day still sends me messages on almost an hourly basis despite me not responding. However, I am worried that she might actually kill herself or do something bad if I don't do anything about this. What should I do?

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Can anyone help me with what to do to help my Doggo? What is this?

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I'm seriously considering suicide. I've spent the last hour researching methods, and apparently the stove (carbon monoxide) isn't painful. The thing is I know my family would be devastated. So I want to get help. I'be been going to therapy since a year ago, but I haven't managed to tell my therapist I'm thinking of suicide everyday. I actually sent her a message a while ago telling her I was having a panic attack (which I was having), and wanted to tell her I'm suicidal. But I couldn't. So I'ld like to know how to tell her that or where I should look for help. Because I've also thought of going to the hospital but I don't know if being in an institution would help me.

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I ended things with my bf today. We've been fighting about everything lately, and I feel we're going in different directions. However, he was probably my only friend, and it hurts dreadfully to know I hurt him, although I don't know if I was actually romantically interested by the end. However, he was my best friend and now I feel absolutely abysmal.
How do I know if I made a mistake?

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Are there a large amount of guys who enjoy eating pussy?
I have had 4 sexual partners in the past and only one of them really enjoyed it. It's the only way I've been able to orgasm without a vibrator, although I have been close with other methods. I'm just wondering if i'm SOL in finding a partner that loves it.