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I just got caught masturbating by my mom and am freaking the fuck out. It didnt help at all that I was doing it to a picture of her best friend. I know she saw my dick and the picture blown up on my tv. But it gets even worse...she saw me when I was cumming. Like, she saw cum coming out of my dick into a tissue. I am completely fucked. Theres no coming back from this. Its either run away or kill myself. Can anything be salvaged here?
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>>18386424
Wish I could help, but you are the only one this has ever happened to, so I have no idea how to deal with this.
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Probably not
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>>18386424
You're probably feeling more ashamed and embarrassed than you ever have in your life but it's not that big of a deal. Guys wank and she's seen her share of dicks in life. You'd probably blush if you saw some of things she's seen with her eyes. Don't beat yourself up about it.

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So there's this girl who I've had an interest in for years now (since around freshman year). She's incredibly smart, into everything I'm into, and absolutely beautiful. We talk all the time, at Swim meets, on the phone, after school (we go to the same High School). However, every time I finally work up the courage to ask her out, she's going out with another guy (whom always seems to be better than me). I always pretend to be happy for them, but in truth, I can't stop beating myself up over it.

Some of the happiest times in my life have been with her, and I've never met anyone quite like her. I remember one night where me and her stayed up late watching shitty movies together, and another where we camped out outside of game stop waiting for the new Nier game. I'll never forget the feeling I had then.

How do I get this girl to go out with me, because at the moment I feel like I'm completely stuck in limbo with our relationship. It was probably a bad idea to consult Anons on 4Chan about this, but it's the best option I've got right now.
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>>18386349
Does she has a bf at the moment, If not ask her the fuck out, JUST DO IT!
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>>18386354
Yep, just talked to her a while ago, and either way, she's on vacation with her family
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>>18386357
When she come back, tell her what you feel, If ya dont, you're just gonna continue to be misarable

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There was this girl, don't want to go into detail but I will never ever be with her. Yet for some reason I feel butterflies in my stomach thinking about her, creating idealized scenarios of us falling in love.

How do I stop these thoughts? Is time the only cure?
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How old are you and what's stopping you from talking to her?
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>>18386492
I'm 20 and she already rejected me. I feel sick to my stomach and just want these ferlings to go away
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>>18386507
To be clear, I'm not upset that she rejected me, it was actually a while ago and we haven't talked since. I just can't get over how infatuated I am with her, it's killing me

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>5'7" tall
>4.5" dick
>social anxiety
>6/10 at best
Should I just give the fuck up? I don't really want to die alone but this seems like it's it.
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>>18386331
How old are you?
younger than 22, stop giving a fuck, start to improve youself and it will come naturally
older get your act together
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>>18386331
I'm 5'9, 6 inch dick hard, depressed, anxiety and constantly talk about suicide and self hate as a joke, and easily a 4/10 at best with bacne, man bun, and a 2 inch beard. Have been with a girl who pops my nasty pimples, will comb my hair cause I have terrible dandruff and cheer me on through dark souls even though I suck half the time. First time we ever hung out I wore those chain shorts that were called Tripp and she still just accepted me and here we are now still happy as can be. Don't let yourself give up just because you aren't with someone yet. You gotta keep going for it!
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>>18386361
fuck, i gagged at how nasty you are

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Oldfag reporting in. I've got a few hours between flights. Ask away.

No red-pill advice offered.
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>>18386328
>oldfag
Yeah, sure you are.
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>>18386334

Old for 4chan, at least.
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How do I make my dick fit in a burger bun in a comfortable fashion?

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>be me
>30yo
>have an awesome wife, supportive and joyful
>have a nice wagecuck job
>I'm very successful with it
>still very stressful
>drinking every night to release the pressure
>wife is anxious about my health
>she's right
>stop drinking
>now everything feels like shit
>quit job because I think I'm burning out
>think a sabbatical will help me retrieve my mojo
>move out to a cheap town in countryside
>I like it
>start to dig some personal projects
>always switching between them without finishing anything
>cycle through medium and low mood, never happy though
>discovers a daily routine helps me to hold things together
>still cycling through depressive phases, but with lower frequency
>start running in the forest, hiking as well
>really enjoying the contact with nature
>read books, mostly philosophy
>make projects again, with more success
>discover all this makes me happy
>mood gets better
>after a year, decide to go back to work
>needcash.exe
>find very good wagecuck opportunities
>fucking high pay but have to move back to a big city
>don't want to quit this place and my routine
>start to freak out to return to work
>wife says we're not forced to
>she has not job and she is the only thing I really care about
>I want her to be comfortable in life
>Big city wagecuck life will probably kill me
>Anxiety fucks my routine
>Now I feel like shit again

What should I do ?
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Go to work you pansy
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>>18386234
You are only alive once

wagecuck life in the big city seems like it won't lead to anything but dispair for you.... I would only choose this if it was a job you loved.

enjoy the wilderness
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>>18386234
A healthy middle? Work part time and self develop on the side? That, or maybe go back to school and study something of interest?

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How in the world do you fix this shit my doods?
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>>18386191
Start dressing better, stop caring
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>>18386191

hair spray. my hair is very 'fine' and unless i crust it with gel its not going to stay in place. i used to spend 90% of my day just trying to fix my hair, walking to the bus stop on the way to work was enough to ruin it.

then i just said fuck it and used hair spray. now my hair looks good ALL day, its great.

look up instead of down.

limit your self to music only an hour a day, this is good advice for people in general as we burn our brains out with constant stimulation.

stand your ground as you walk.

stop slouching. it takes a long time to get out of this habbit

move your arms

experiement iwth hand forms, commit to a hand form every day until you find one that feel right. this isnt that important desu, you can just put em in your pockets or whatever.

not mch you can do about the auto walk.

realize it doesn't matter how you walk to be less secure.

change your clothes if you want but dark and nuetral colors are fine. ask a shoe savvy friend to help you pick out less running looking shoes.

go ahead and pass people wlaking slower than you.

lose your virginity
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>>18386191
An erect posture does wonders for confidence.

Just remember that you're only human and that you'll inevitably decay like everyone else. It's alright to be imperfect and shit, just don't revolve your existence around getting pussy

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>Best friend at my house last night
>Get drunk together
>Best friend starts flirting with me
>Too drunk to care about his advances
>Eventually he unzips my pants and takes out my dick
>He sucks me off for a good while
>Don't remember much after that
>Woke up this morning
>I'm in bed naked, alone
>Best friend nowhere to be seen
>My anus hurts a lot
>Realize what has happened
I never wanted this. He won't answer me when I try to contact him, what do I do /adv/? I feel so ashamed.
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>>18386178

dont feel ashamed. you and your best friend shared a very interesting bonding experience together. you clearly wanted it. rewinding with 'too drunk to care about his advances' is a bit selfish.

the problem is you woke up and you remember that gay actions 'ruin' you. so you're trying to make it seem like it had nothing to do with you so that you can walk away not gay.

but like a girl who wanted to have sex she has to wake up the next morning nad accept her sexuality.

and no, that doesn't make you gay (though managing to take it up the ass without complaint is pretty fucking gay). It just means you felt so close to your best friend that the lin got blurred and you tried something.

you might do it again in the future. you might not. be open to possibility and just keep it to your self until society catches up.
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He's probably as traumatized as you, he prob. had some repressed sexual desires. Try talking to him in person and not over the phone.
How to contact him idk.
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>>18386178
Your friend done fucked up, and not just up your ass. That said, you need to talk to him, figure out your and his feelings, and then decide what to do about it.

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I wanted to do something today and I even started but I ended up having to eat and every time I eat at home I have to be on the computer. It's something I've done since I was 13. Because I did this I ended up spending the entire day on the computer andI haven't even ate since. How do I get myself to do nothing but productive shit for at least a few hours? How do I stop this addiction?
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>>18386172
bump
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Get up and do something else. Start with little things. Wash the dishes, dance like an idiot, meet a friend. I also spend a lot of time in my computer but its getting really boring.
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>>18386238
It's really hard for me to get motivation to do anything else when I'm on the computer and my ritual really fucks me up when I muster the willpower to do something else but get hungry and thus get compelled to go back to the computer to eat.

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So /adv/, I hit something today out of desperation. I'm always a calmed person but something made me burst. The thing is, I was with my gf and she really freaked out. The burst came with a set of crying like a child and asking for forgiveness right after hitting the furniture.

How do I get back from that in my relationship? We love each other but I don't know if this will get any better :/
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>>18386104
Sounds like repressed anger, try some sport like boxing or get a hobby where you can let repressed feelings out.
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>>18386104
You should also talk about it with her, maybe she can help you
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>>18386125
I was thinking about going to a psychologist

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Derealization/Depersonalization

> wake up about 2 weeks ago and everything feels surreal
> Feel very disconnected from the world
> Memory is terrible
> Can't remember anything I've learned from my college classes
> feels like there are no real consequences
> No desire to do anything at all
> completely content to sit in one place all day
> all my interests are gone, no enjoyment even in videogames
> stopped going to the gym and I don't even care
> feels like everything before and in the future won't/didn't happen

What the fuck is going on?
Not even my ADD meds are helping with focus or memory.

How do I fix this? Finals are coming up and I can't remember shit
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Different people have different triggers. Yours could be stress, mine was my parents. I had depersonalization my whole life until I moved out.

I know how bad it sucks man. Get your hormones checked, some people say it can be caused by low test, make sure your diet is right. Force yourself to go to the gym. Live as healthy as possible, the rest should fall back into place
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>>18386135
I've always been stressed but this is just fuckin ridiculous. I legit can't tell how long has passed after leaving the bathroom and sitting down on the couch. I can't even fathom what I need to do tomorrow and I my memory is in the pits. My train of thought is all over the place too.

3 years of college fine and now this just pops up? I can't exactly use it as an excuse to get out of taking finals either. How did you deal with it in school?
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>>18386159
Try taking a ZMA supplement and fish oil. A UV lamp may help too. There are tons of homeopathic cures, different ones work for different people. Going outside in the woods has always been something that could bring me back.

Is this your first episode, or have you had previous?

I don't know how to explain it very well, but whenever i reach the point where a friendship can be considered "deep", i lose interest for the said person. I still am friendly in his regards clearly, but it feels more like a moral duty than pleasure. I make pathetic excuses and try to postpone every single proposal of hanging out together, and whenever we have a conversation of some kind i second the interlocutor and try to cut it short. Sometimes i can't hold it and have nervous breakdowns, acting straight up bad with the other person without even trying to fake it. Is it normal? How do i stop it?
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Ugh I know someone just like this. We started hanging out and then she just canceled all our plans and basically told me to fuckoff.
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>>18386006
Ask yourself why I can automatically tell you're a female.
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>>18386114
Nuh-uh. Male. Do you think a female would admit she's the one in the wrong?

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New to the bible, starting on the gospel of Mark. Where should I go from here?
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>>18385986
read the Koran and the Torah too
don't be biased.
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>>18385986
Stop reading it and throw it in the trash. Religion is just a weak appeal to authority for people who don't have the brains to seek real answers. If you really wanted to start to understand reality or morality read philosophy.
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>>18385986
King James Version, I hope. That one kickstarted english literacy and caused a cultural boom.

Anyway, I'd start at the beginning. It's an important book if you want to deepen your understanding of western culture.

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Hey.

I'm taking acid next week. 200ug.

I've already done it before, 120ug on a beach with two friends. It was extremely pleasant, no stress or panic attacks at all. Hell, I felt so comfortable with the whole experience that on my peak I decided to leave my friends for an hour and went to the supermarket to buy some cola.

Visuals lasted only for 4 hours though, later I just felt like I was in a movie or something. My friends on the other hand had intense hallucinations for 8 hours. One of them freaked out a little, but that's probably because we had a little smoke during the trip.

Since I'm taking a bigger dose, what should I expect? I definitely won't smoke weed this time, but I was thinking about beer or some other light alcohol.

Any advice?
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Don't smoke before I'd say, and remember to try to focus on positive things you really enjoy.
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>>18385881
Be prepared to meet Satan. That's what happened to me.
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>>18385881
Bigger dose = more of the typical lsd confusion. Also more mindfucks and intense visuals. Expect not being able to go to the supermarket. In my experience higer doses dont really last longer. After 9-10 hrs im kinda sober again. Have fun!

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How do you get a girl to get attached to you and genuinely love you?

Everytime I get close to a girl I notice how they become very self centered while talking to me and how they hand me their baggage of problems for me to handle.

How do I make a girl more invested in me instead?
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>>18385867

Stop focusing on girls. Girls pick up on that shit easily.
Focus on building yourself into a man first
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>>18385867
Dont date self centered women, don't take their shit
you sound like a punching bag and a place to dump emotional garbage
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>>18385867
holy shit do you know nothing about females? this is how they connect. girls are empathetic creatures, the kind that share and trust and talk. her telling you about her past and her baggage is her trusting you with the hard to swallow, hard to live with parts of herself.

she's literally handing you the keys to herself. it's not her fault if you're taking that the wrong way lmao. share back. that's what she wants you to do. that's how you build a relationship. jesus christ, my dude.

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