Are there a large amount of guys who enjoy eating pussy? I have

I'm sure you can find some beta or sub who loves it. Maybe if you got fucked better you wouldn't need it.

>>18382970
>I have had 4 sexual partners in the past

Lol slut.

Depends of the pussy, some taste better than others. I mostly enjoy doing it because it's the only way I can consistently make girls orgasm.

>>18382970
I love to eat but it's about the same other way around. Not all women like to suck dick then some won't swallow some will let you get face fuck them and nut allon their face it just depends. But I'ma eat it til u nut or 1 hour is probably my max before lockjaw

>>18382970

I love eating pussy, mainly because I find a lot of enjoyment in giving someone else pleasure. It's really hot.

>>18382988
I'm with this person. Me letting you nut all on my face is the same as me nutting on yours so I do wat I would like in return

>>18382970

I don't exactly sit with my friends and discuss it, but I enjoy it enough. It's awesome to see a girl lose her mind as you do shit. But every girl has a different speed. I'm more than happy to stay down there for a while and get it done. But my ex wanted me to blast my tongue back and forth like I was trying to put in the Konami code. I hated it, it made my neck hurt, and ruined all sexual fun we possibly could have.

>>18383011

Up down up down left right left right B A SELECT START.

Now you have 99 lives to eat pussy with.

Depends on a lot of factors. I personally love it. I like having girls literally suffocate me by sitting on my face. I know some guys who will literally start palpitating as soon as a girl puts her hand on top of his head. Like to each their own. I'm convinced I have an oral fixation. I absolutely hate fingering bitches. I get bored and my joints hurt.

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>>18382970
> Are there a large amount of guys who enjoy eating pussy?
Speaking only for myself, I'd love to put on some romantic music, give you a nice, slow body massage with scented lavender oil, and end with a nice meal at the Y. I love to feel your pussy throb on my lips.

> Maybe if you got fucked better you wouldn't need it.
Maybe if you knew how to make a woman cum, you wouldn't be whining so much on /adv/.

If you take a goddamn shower once in a while I'll enjoy it, I don't care if you shave except for this, if you do eating your dumbass out will go from a tool to get you off to something I enjoy and will initiate regardless of where we are
Put those thighs on my face though love that feeling

>>18382970
I never really liked it before, but I love doing that for my girlfriend. It turns her into a horny mess and it's really hot

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>>18383027
> If you take a goddamn shower once in a while I'll enjoy it
Shower with her and eat her out in the shower.

Jesus. This isn't difficult. Where did you learn how to fuck - youporn?

>>18383036
Yes I only eat if freshly showered nothing else

>>18383036
The guy you responded to here
Fuck you
I come home covered in insulation and sheetrock dust
>you like that baby don't you
>normally, why is there fiberglass on my thighs
>well this absolute fucking faggot on the internet recommended I eat you out in the shower
You incredible, mind-searing idiot
>There's only one way to eat a girl out
I want a slow but inescapable change in the earth'a climate to sequentially force all the water buffalo in Italy to migrate over to your dumbass and in their starved desperation for food run you over like a racoon on a roadway
You fucking Neanderthal, you incredible waste of resources
At one point, your parents had hope in you
Incredible

If the girl takes care of herself, good hygiene, shaved is a plus, ill eat it.
Its alright, I do it so the girl returns the favor. There is a greater amount of women that get off with oral than penetration, so Im aiming to please and they are happy to make me happy any way I want.

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>>18383063

Yeah, since we all clearly knew you work construction, and can gauge your entire life from a matter of a few words about eating vaginas.

Y'know that you could hop in the shower first and clean up a little. Then let her in. Then eat her out. Not just hop directly under the water and start going to town on her before either of you have been in there for 3 seconds.

You're special. Don't ever change. We need comedy gold.

>>18383036
>Jesus. This isn't difficult. Where did you learn how to fuck - youporn?
I think you're projecting, m8... I also think you've never practiced what you preach. It actually is quite difficult to eat pussy in the shower. If she's standing and you're kneeling, there is water running straight in your nose and mouth the whole time, you're at legitimate risk of drowning yourself. I suppose you could lay her out on her back, and contort your body strangely to get yourself down between your legs. But unless you're both midgets or the shower is massive, you're not gonna be able to hold that uncomfortable position for very long. 69 would be a bit more feasible, but then whoever's on bottom runs the same risk of drowning as discussed before.

In conclusion, the shower is not an ideal venue for cunnilingus, and you're a lying virgin

>>18383089

>kneel down
>girl's back to the water
>so no water is cascading down her front
>so you can eat her pussy without drowning, at least until she cums anyway

So many accusations, so little brainpower being used.

>>18382974
my man. you get it.

>>18383105

Even if you get fucked well, sometimes you want to change it up a little. Oral's a great way to express "I love you" by inhaling your partner's genitals. C'mon, this ain't rocket surgery.

>>18382976
Oh shit how can I gain this anons approval

Aight neat cool tho, thanks for all the info boys
I usually trim my hair down to stubble; being entirely bare is uncomfy for me. Last BF liked it because if would tickle his nose. I personally think I tastee amazing, and looove the feeling of penetration after peaking from oral.

I guess my other concern is that I don't enjoy giving oral as much? Is this a problem? Used to be super into it but I feel like I've been having issues with my tonsils so I can't swallow as easily, and get tired quite quickly. I feel like maybe if I had my tonsils removed I wouldn't have this issue.

>>18383107
I'm with this guy ...the woman needs her pussy eaten out just like I need my dick down her throat

>>18383111

Trust me, you don't have to deepthroat to give great head. Reciprocation for oral's always nice, though, but that's because I like giving and receiving it. Everyone's wired a bit differently. The getting tired quickly part might be a problem, though. Half a blowjob is only good if it's finished off with at least some good sex afterwards.

>>18382974
Inconsiderate jerk. You don't know how to return a favor or what

>>18383120
That's fair. Any idea how to increase my stamina while giving head?
Maybe a thread full of guys is the wrong place for this question.

>>18383111
>I don't enjoy giving oral as much? Is this a problem?
For the reasons you mentioned, it's understandable if you wouldn't want to do it all the time. But it's important that you enjoy making him feel good and making him cum, one way or another, if you expect him to do that for you.

And not just by letting him fuck you, because while it's great fun, it's also hard work and there's a certain pressure to perform. As >>18383107 and >>18383119 are saying, a bit of variety is important, and everybody likes to just lay back and get pampered sometimes.

>>18383127

If it were me, I'd be all about letting you take your time. I'd be fine with a slow and affectionate blowjob that's not hurried to get me to cum, it's just you mouth-loving my dick. Go slow, lick it nearly as much as you suck it, spend time kissing and pampering it. Essentially oral sex elevates to genital worship, and it's hot as fuck. Suck on his balls a little. Nuzzle under the shaft with the tip of your nose, smooch the head, then go down on him a few bobs. Vary your technique. It's not all about the up n' down. Use your tongue to carpet and lick the underside even as you're sucking him, right under where the head meets the rest of the shaft.

Are you lacking stamina for bobbing up and down, or for holding your mouth open? Dem big dicks can really hurt a jaw.

>>18383135
Yes when I see my fuck buddy I usually eat her out 30 min she nuts then I get my dick sucked for a while just sit back and relax

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>>18383089
> there is water running straight in your nose and mouth the whole time, you're at legitimate risk of drowning yourself.
So? Half this board is asking about ways to commit suicide. Died eating pussy is as good a tombstone as any.

Do you shower with a fire hose? Buy a fucking water saver head. They screw right in.

>>18383084
>insulation comes out of your skin after ten minutes
>trust me I know my shit I'm an Internet Specialist in Wrecking Pussy and also have a steady day job you can tell because I'm preachy on the internet with clearly nothing to prove
>I'm now going to respond with another dismissive quip about how another person makes their living or how much they know about not fucking getting a girl freaked out
Now that somebody called you out ve got $10 that says you'll try to say you're just trying to give us advice or claim my post is a disproportionate reaction to the situation

>>18383144
Huh, that's actually good advice. It's mostly with bobbing. I think I feel too much pressure on making the person reach orgasm because I might have some sexual anxiety. I start to feel pressure in wanting to get them to peak, so I try to go faster. I guess I forget that the whole experience getting there can be just as good. It's hard for me to feel otherwise, no matter how much I tell myself that I shouldn't worry about it. I also have general anxiety issues that I think I need to get checked out, so I feel like once I do that I might feel better about things. Taking time off work to go to a doctor is just painful though.

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>>18383063
>>normally, why is there fiberglass on my thighs
Most people wear pants to work to prevent that.

>>18383174
>Be me
>new job, first day
>wear pants
>all the other guys laugh at me
>quit and never work again, spend my days crying into a pillow
Face in attic = fiberglass on face = on her thighs

>>18382970
i absolutely love it
dont worry, anon. we are out there

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>>18383163

>being this much of an idiot
>gotta go through great lengths to call other people morons and how much of a special no-job virgin they are
>then gotta predict the next response so that I can seem superior
>when my first post was an overreaction to someone saying "hey, if you don't like stinky pussy, eat the girl out in the shower because it's more hygienic that way"
>and I, Anon, misinterpreted that simple advice to clean up before sex as "THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO EAT VAGINAS IS IN THE BATHROOM"
>so now I've got to go through this diatribe of proving I'm superior in every aspect because I have both a construction job and a girlfriend so that makes me better than anyone else in existence

Okay. Eat pussy however you want, with as much fiberglass as you can put in your workpants. You do you, Anon. I'm just gonna be over here, wondering why you felt the need to try and be a special snowflake over simple advice.

>>18382970
Depends on how much the guys into you. That being said, just like girls, only like 1/4 or less people are "super" into it.

>>18383172
For me it can be much more fun if it's slow and teasing, like the other anon said. Not just going as deep as you can, as fast as you can, the whole time. Touching, licking and kissing are great.

And there's simple stuff you can do, like making eye contact, smiling at him, some dirty talk or encouragement, that make it much hotter than the physical sensation alone. Just try to relax and have a moment of connection, rather than putting pressure on yourself to perform and getting all caught up with that

>>18383189
>you'll say you were just trying to give us advice
>be a special snowflake over simple advice

Like pottery

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>>18383205

>better ignore all that stuff about me overreacting or any truth in it, just focus on the part where I was correct

>>18383027
Why are you assuming she doesn't shower?

I guess it's because the smell can be a bit overwhelming at times. Not to say that you don't maintain down there. Sometimes it really smells like fish and that can be not so inviting. Of course after a while of eating it you go numb to the taste anyway. Have you tried talking about it? That usually solves things.

>>18382970
I would be into it if I'm into the girl. Like this innocent timid slightly retarded 18 year old qt I got a hold of from my uni's peer tutoring program, making her go crazy, leg shaking is what I love to do.
On the other hand, there's also 22 year old senior student, party girl that has been around the block a few times, she got wet super easy and I don't really bother dirtying my mouth (who knows what else has been in there)

>>18383213
>or claim my post is a disproportionate response to the situation
>better ignore all that stuff about me overreacting
Oh baby a double
Wanna make it a triple for me, cap off my night? You've been a sweetheart so far.

I feel as though all the smell, taste problems can be solved if you shower before oral sex. (to the person whining about coming home from work, you could always take TWO showers, dunno why you're so worked up)
Or you can eat a mint or candy while you do it. there are lots of solutions. Flavored gels, candy, showering, simple baby wipes, shaving to reduce gross hair smell... etc.

>>18383203
Thanks anon. Will try to be a bit less tense and slow; I feel like I'm always pressured to reach the finish line during sex.

>>18383223
lol i don't think this anon was assuming that, i think they just wanted to underline how important the shower it to them. They're clearly super fucking passionate about showers.

I personally enjoy it a lot because I know my partner enjoys it
I think its necessary in your because of how good it feels for the woman
And its also really fun to bring them to the point of orgasm and then stop and make them cum with my penis multiple times afterwards
Truly magical

>>18383232

I don't know how to go any farther, anon. C-can you show me?

https://track3.mixtape.moe/narhpg.webm

>>18383236
Nooooo sugar during oral please. Sugar is very bad for the vagina. That's how you give a girl yesst infections.

>>18383246

Sugar's bad for dicks, too.

>chocolate syrup on the ol' dick isn't nearly as great as it sounds

>>18383246
Oh fuck i had no idea... thanks for the info!

The best thing to use is whipped cream for many reasons

I liked it until my first girlfriend I think cheated on me and that ruined it for me.

>>18383261

What'd we JUST SAY.

>>18383246
>>18383253

>>18383263
You don't like it because some chick may or may not (you think) have cheated on you? lol i love when people have a bad relationship and think that the entire gender is fucked. Whatever. life is life, get a new gf and rock her fuckin world.

>>18383264
Sugar free of course

>>18382970
I enjoy it

>>18383026
>if you knew how to make a woman cum
Teach me

I'm no white knight but there is a fuck ton of booty blasted dudes here.
>Are there a large amount of guys who enjoy eating pussy?
No.

I do, but I expect the following:

>You fix your fucking diet so your pussy doesn't smell
>You wipe after you pee so your pussy doesn't taste like old urine
>You don't treat me like a bitch just because I get hard eating you out.
>You suck my dick with pleasure.

Had a relationship with a woman for a few months where we just did oral, no penetration. And honestly I prefer the laid backness of oral sex.

Sounds like you have things figured out perusing these comments, so I do wish the best of luck to you.

>>18383237
Every person is different, but for me sex is not always about reaching the finish line, but about the journey
I'd say it's better to not even orgasm if in exchange you can get something that is
enjoyable, full of feelings and excitement

Focus more on the journey than the destination, I'd say

>>18383270
>lol i love when people have a bad relationship and think that the entire gender is fucked.

He never said that, it's normal for someone to be a bit put off, or even traumatized if it's their first relationship, by doing something that reminds them of that person

Not everyone shrugs off stuff as easily as you, champ

>>18382970
I fucking love eating pussy
i'm good at it, I understand physiology really well and an work a clit and a g spot really well

its hot to make the girl scream uncontrollably.
we are out there... keep looking

>>18383183
Wash first moron

>>18382970
I love going down on her between rounds, especially since she
a) does that adorable twitch with her thighs while I do it,
b) starts cuddling like a kitten afterwards, and
c) gets 10 times more sensitive and louder for the next round.
It's just a great experience for both of us.