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Moving for school?

If for work they will give you all of the forms you need.

T. Out of state student in Michigan that works in the automotive industry

Use a credit union. Where in Michigan? We have the most expensive car insurance in the country, so wait as long as possible before changing over your license and insurance.

>>18385162
Nope. Just moving back for the hell of it

>>18385091
>attractive and fit, but I'm lazy
I assumed this is what Tinder etc. was for. Regardless, if you're photogenic and lazy I think online-oriented dating is your best bet.

>>18385091
Apps. If you look good, it shouldn't be hard.

>>18385091
If you are unwilling to go outside and try

Then tinder, okcupid, POF, etc

>>18385078
#1 start hitting the gym and get muscle
/fit/

>>18385078
Sorry but you can't just be a chad. Girls appoint you chad or fucking creep.

>>18385086
Balderdash.

>>18385040
Tell her to start doing kegels. It'll improve sex for both of you, prevent bladder control issues for her, and it'll only take about a month to start seeing/feeling results.

Ask her

>>18385050
This. You can do it together, it has benefits for men as well.

A butt plug can also help make her tighter.

Having said that, there's really no way to know. Are you sure that it's just that her vagina is big and not a combination of being on the loose side and getting very wet? That (excessive fluid) would absolutely reduce sensation for you but less so for her.

Also, do you feel blowjobs normally? Are you sure your sensitivity is alright?

bump pls respond

don't learn how to dance in clubs, it'll be forced and look like shit

just do what you feel and listen to the music

>>18385026
Stop giving so many fucks and enjoy the music

Sounds like you've got a pretty severe hormone imbalance. Why not see an endocrinologist instead?

>>18384992
Trans advocates are some of the most conservative people in the world and they don't realize it.
>muh ideal of masculinity muh ideal of femininty
You can be a dude without being a 6'5" monster, that's the point of subverting gender roles.

>>18384992
buy female clothes and start wearing them.

>>18384964
Don't get blown up down there or ran over

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Meditation and exercise.
Helped and helps me handle it.

>>18384964
I'm on mirtazapine + sertraline.

Go outside daily, social contact daily, exercise daily. Meditation too. Cut out all my abusers out of my life.

Helped me after ~20 years of being suicidal. After that long a time I thought I couldn't improve. Even after I started feeling better, it still took years for nightmares to stop. I'm a normal person now, though there's further improvement to do.

It takes a long time though.

>>18384882
Have them with a woman around your height.

My friend got hormone injections as a child and he is over six feet now. His manlet dad saw he was getting short and decided he didn't want thatlife for his son so he did what any father would do

Inject him full of chemicals.

wikihow.com/Grow-Taller

>>18384860
She doesn't want a Honda to drive she wants a lambo

you just got dumped

Trust your instincts here it's a trap. She'll hold it against you for leverage if you go through with it. Just reassure her she's what you want and that's it.

Nothing. Random acts of horror.

DO not be friends with this person anymore.

Simple as that. Or ask her why she is doing this.

Seriously. Ill wait here. Go ask her why she feels like you raped her even though you were both drunk. She's being manipulated by some cucked up cuckers. Also get a lawyer. You might be in for a pretty shitty ride if she goes to the police or some administration.

Seriously. Talk to a lawyer about this. False rape accusations are not going to work out in the mans favor if you arn't proactive.

>>18384853

She just keeps on saying that I wasn't drunk and that I took advantage of her, when she was the one who grabbed my face and left me bruises.

She says she doesn't remember any of it, but I was very drunk as well, but still coherent. I didn't plan on doing anything with her, we were out with friends.

>>18384733
Show video

>>18384733
Your just super horny my friend. It's totally cool. Just keep at it and try not to stick the air pump all in your ass

>>18384733
This has to be the funniest goddamn thing I've heard all weekend. Thanks! I am normal!!!!!

>>18384655
You tell him to chill the fuck out you will show him nudes to jerk off to. If he's really cool about it show him video

>>18384655
You don't even know if this girl would want to date you only that you have a crush same as your friend did.

Anyway, lets assume she does want to date you. She and your friend never dated, much less were in a relationship, which would be a no go, so this would be completely different. You could tell your friend out of respect for him but date her without guilt.

>>18384655
Your friend doesn't get dibs after getting rejected a year ago. Also take however much you assume attractive women are wooed and triple it for a more realistic perspective.

>>18384554
Offer them respect. Take a secret camera in so you can find the weak spots to break in at night. You leave the place and make no big scene. You come back in couple weeks and watch the bonfire . No more MANCHESTER

bring your own bombstrap because they wont have any spares (unless you sign up for a long plan)

>>18384554
Why not contact them beforehand to see if you can come?
And remember you'll have to take your shoes off.

Pointless trash app that doesn't really do anything other than show off peoples "happiness" making you feel worse about your life because you arn't doing what those people are doing.

Fuck dude if you think less of yourself because you don't subscribe to an ap then you are doing life wrong.

The old addage of "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?" Rings true here.

Don't always have to go along with the heard.

And if anybody makes fun of you for not subscribing to this filth just tell them they are a silly person.

Seriously. It's silly to value someone over what apps they use.

Or get it and have fun with it.

Just stop giving a fuck what everyone else thinks about it.

>>18384543
its an app not a std

>>18384543

Its worth getting if you want it, its as simple as that. I use it but only with my friends and girls I'm interested in, never put stuff on my story and only send and receive snaps privately usually for a laugh and nothing more. You're taking it too seriously.

>>18384502
You don't need 4chan you need a psychologist. Depression makes for some strange feelings but I've never felt nothing like that before.

>>18384502
I don't know why but when I feel blue I head to a nice hotel by the airport, dress up and sit at the bar. Some older business man will sit, we chat and sometimes they ask me to their room and we fuck. Next day I'm happy and usually last for a couple months before I need to do it again.

>>18384510
Let's just cut to the chaise. Next time, hmu, I'll dress in a suit, meet you in a nice bar, buy you a few drinks, we'll get a hotel room and I'll fuck your brains out.
We can then leave and be happy till the next time.