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>>18386988
Where are you?

>>18386991
Spain

Tell her you're a virgin beforehand so she will know. She'll then make the extra effort to put you at ease and help you. I just hope you are shelling out enough money for a good quality one.

dont you have friends you can brag to?

>>18386891
>brag

This is degenerate behavior and is shameful to brag about.

>>18386891
>>18386893
No, because I would prefer to keep the names of the people involved discreet.

And while the very nature of this thread makes it bragging, I'm also genuinely prepared to answer any questions from anyone who wants to know anything.

>>18386874
>How do you go from socially inept to mastery?
You don't, at least not instantly. It's like losing weight.

>Do you ever have moments when you're around people and think "god I said a stupid thing last night" or "I really made an ass of myself"?
Sure, who doesn't?

>I want to change my mentality to become less of that, and/or to not care.
But you SHOULD care what people think, at least to a certain extent. An edgelord who says whatever the fuck they think without any thought as to the social situation is an autist.

>>18386889
>But you SHOULD care what people think, at least to a certain extent. An edgelord who says whatever the fuck they think without any thought as to the social situation is an autist.

Not like saying you eat babies to strangers for laughs.

More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX5Iw-XsWu4

I mean, the sociopaths and psychopaths of the world say things without caring how they'll come off. Even if they're judged for their acts, they don't care.

>>18386874
You have to become good at reading the situation.

I'm extremely good at sarcasm and I like sarcastic people, it's really funny to hang out with them but for non-sarcastic people you come off as Dr. House level of asshole at best or they might think you are serious about your statement at worst.

With my closer group of friends we joke about everything, from racism to misoginy to each other, there is absolutely no way I would send a picture of a thick girl with the legend "I'd fuck that" next to the picture of a skinny girl with the legend "I'd fuck that too" to my family whatsapp group, but my friends from the university? Well the basically have 4chan humor.

>>18386826
i've had my fair share of going home stoned as fuck and let me tell you this

the smell doesnt stick to you unless you're like hotboxing a car or a room etc.

Say you're sitting on a porch or sitting by a window smoking a blunt or hitting a bong/pipe, and you blow it out the window.

>done

that's literally all there is to it. If you want to take a shower afterwards to wash all the sins off of your body after smoking then go for it

>weed smell doesn't stick to you unless you're being a fucking idiot

>>18386826
Smoke outside and make sure the smoke blows away from you and not into you

If can't smoke outside, take a toilet paper roll, rubber band some dryer sheets to the end of it and blow out smoke through it. It'll filter the smell.

honestly what >>18386835 said

>>18386835
This, basically just smoke in an open area and position yourself so the smoke flies away from you.

Why do you think "I spend the whole day high and nobody noticed" stories are so common?

you don't

>>18386809
Out of sight out of mind.

Cut all contact, eat ice cream and wait.

>>18386809
Let me guess, you are younger than 18 aren't ya?

>>18386702
Just ask her how she's doing with whatever piece you're learning, talk about your classes, homework ask her if she likes the piece blah blah blah. There's a million different ways you can open it, don't open with
>So I heard you like Harry Potter

>>18386708
I was thinking about doing that but I feel like it would seem... Too obvious I guess?

>>18386702
Catch her at the end of rehearsal

"Hard/lovely/weird piece, isn't it? I'm going to go to Starbucks for a coffee to think about it. Would you like to join me?"

If she say yes, great.
If she says she had to go someplace "Well, maybe some other time. Can you give me your phone number?"

How long have you been dating?
She "loves me," but doesn't feel that heart-pounding, butterflies in the stomach, head over heels sort of infatuation that is associated with romantic love.
That simply means the honeymoon phase is over on her part. You have absolutely nothing to worry about if you're still both happy in the relationship.

>>18386660
Oups:

How long have you been dating?
>She "loves me," but doesn't feel that heart-pounding, butterflies in the stomach, head over heels sort of infatuation that is associated with romantic love.
That simply means the honeymoon phase is over on her part. You have absolutely nothing to worry about if you're still both happy in the relationship.

>>18386663
What shook me is that she said she never felt that honeymoon phase to begin with. We were always best friends before, so maybe that had to do with it? Neither of us knows if this is normal or a fatal blow.

She said she was waiting for that kind of honeymoon sign to return my "I love you" feeling despite the fact that she feels happy with me.

We've been dating 10 months and are happy. Or at least I thought we were. I don't know.

How old are you anon?

>>18386705
19

>For some schizoid patients, [suicide] is like a faint, barely discernible background noise, and rarely reaches a level that breaks into consciousness. For others, it is an ominous presence, an emotional sword of Damocles. In any case, it is an underlying dread that they all experience.

>Any moment i get to be comfortable with myself someone will always put me back in my place.

You are enforcing the high standards you have for yourself by refusing to enjoy an existence that you know is mediocre. I doubt you will kill yourself. You will continue to suffer until you've proven your own value. Your previous hobbies/relationships were insufficient.

>>18386642
None of us can say without knowing your friend, but if she's a decent person who was caught up in the rhetoric of the(i'm assuming) left these days, perhaps she feels guilty for mistreating you and for generally being a bitch.

If she's not a good person, maybe she wants to fuck with you to get your trust back, but only a sociopath would do something like that.

I would ignore it, perhaps block her even. Too often women get a pass to be absolute assholes to people because they are women. Don't let anyone trample all over you, not even hot chicks.

>>18386676
>maybe she wants to fuck with you

Nah she's not like that

She is a bit naive/gullible though. I really could not believe how nasty she was, after I had done all kinds of nice things for her over the years. We had even traveled a bit.

The rally I attended was a Trump rally, and I guess that really set her off. I went to her twitter a few days ago and saw that she re-tweeted a few alt-right people like Lauren Southern and others.

So maybe she realized that I'm not an actual Nazi because I attended a trump rally? I don't know.

But yeah I am never speaking to her again regardless. I just wondered how she could go from telling me that I deserved to get attacked by a mob to liking my photos like she didn't actually fucking tell me that.

Crazy fucking people out there.

This isn't a political thread either, for anybody reading.

>>18386712
A lot of reasonable people lost their MINDS over this election anon. I'm a hispanic male living in southern california who voted Trump.

The other night, I told an old female friend and she looked at me like I just kicked a dog, they don't even want to hear any logical reasoning I may have, it's absolutely insane and anti-intellectual the way these people behave.

Anyways, back to the subject:

She must be trying to make amends then, desu. And it sounds like you see right through her bullshit. IMO she doesn't deserve your forgiveness, what kind of "civilized" person tells another they deserve to get violently attacked and ripped apart?

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You pay your insurance company hundreds of dollars a year for this shit.

They have dozens of lawyers.

You stick to your story, and should this go to court, you let your insurance company's lawyers deal with this.

After this, go buy a fuckin dashcam mate.

>>18386578
This is exactly why you have insurance. Stop freaking out.

>>18386618
this

>>18386513
tl;dr - Seller wants me to pay them additional shipping after I had already paid their final invoice including shipping.

>>18386513
where do you live where shipping for a PS3 and 15 games is only $2.85? That's the price of like, 2-3 stamps

>>18386526
US, but that's not the actual shipping cost-by-weight, if you read the message they sent.

The point is they miscalculated the shipping when making their listing and are attempting to pawn their mistake off on me, despite it not being my responsibility.

>>18386506
Janitor
Shelf stocker at Walmart

>>18386506
dishwasher

You can't go through life being afraid of social interaction. Now is a good time to deal with it, before you leave college friendless and miserable and can't land a job because of it.

Also any job you're qualified for (i.e. a job anyone could do) is not going to pay much more than minimum wage, if that.

Isn't LA a big ass city? You don't need to 'run away' you need to move out. Focus on finding a job and go with it even if it's hard. There are a lot of spots open at the factory or at your local restaurant, not so many in fucking customer service.

Get your own place, even if you share it and split rent with someone it's your own place. Boom, you have a new life, now focus on meeting new people and befriending them and soon enough you'l be happy because you'l be leading your own life.

>>18386474

sup neighborino, hollywood here.

>>18386596
Easier said than done. LA is a complete overhyped shitter all-around. I want to move out of the city and live in a small town and just live a quiet life in peace without my mental suffering bothering me. I have tried applying to fast food restaurants but they won't respond. I have been trying to get a job but they want experience and my track record is terrible.

Why would she be mad if it weren't an attempt to cheat?

Youre in the right. Does her bf know shes asking you to hang with her?

>tfw no best friend with a lonely gf to cuck while hes at work

has she seen your penzor?

>>18386432
No

>>18386428
If you're concerned about your size get really good at pleasuring her without your penis, ie oral, fingers, etc.

Look up tutorials and shit. Go onto an Ask The Opposite Gender Anything Thread and find out what turns girls on. When you two have sex for the first time be sure to ask her what she liked, what turned her on or off.

Communicate. Sure it may be awkward to ask but if you want to please her you gotta improve.

Also if she's a virgin and has never had sex with a guy before, she most likely has no idea what's a big dick or what's not