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Because women are not interesting and not as intelligent as men, so interacting with them is a waste of time.

>>18374859
You are in the perfect position that most of the forever alone people here need.
You have interests and a social life....
now you just enjoy your life and IF the right girl comes by you'll know it.
cute is not enough.

>>18375077
go back to /pol/

you should consult a dermatologist.

off topic, how did it happen? in detail.

>>18374529
I'm really unsure myself, I can barely remember it. I might have fainted.

>>18374557
traumatic brain injuries are a real thing. I suggest getting checked out at the least.

http://www.microcenter.com/product/469303/Aspire_E5-575-5493_156"_Laptop_Computer_-_Obsidian_Black;_Intel_Core_i5-7200U_Processor_25GHz;_Microsoft_Windows_10_Home;_4GB_DDR4_RAM;_1TB_5,400RPM_H

I5 version for $10 more.

>>18374427
What are you buying it for?
Those specs are absolutely garbage.

>>18374459

> Do homework, perhaps bring to campus
> Browse 4chan (/gif/)
> Stream Youtube and Netflix

>>18374442

Thanks lad, will certainly reconsider.

Go in the off season and make sure there isn't an anime convention or other thing in town that weekend. Weekdays are also less expensive.

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>>18374389
>that picture
absolutely disgusting

also pic related
>when you check ticket prices lately


travel is stupid expensive right now. there's some tricks though, google, oddly is better than most travel sites as far as ticket prices and often has options for decreasing price that sites like travelocity don't have. I've done it before it's not the most pleasant way to travel but flying in general is a pain in the ass lateyl. your other option is to get an in with someone in the industry that can give you their travel discounts. they put you on a list and you fly for what they fly for. but they can only put a few people on that list.

it used to be you could get ridiculously cheap tickets if you traveled standby, meaning you just wait on whatever seats they don't fill. but within the last couple years terrorism meant you can't do that anymore and airlines got really shady with how they fill seats so they can charge more and more.

I'm sorry travel is so pricey. I'd be giving away the family discount I get if I could.

>genetics.jpg
It's fetish porn just fyi

Just go with Japanese

>I know the difficulties of mandarin
Russian is worse.

>>18374252
being interested in their literature/music/culture etc. is a huge stimulus when learning a language, keep that in mind when you make your choice.

>>18375493
Russian is so beautiful <3

Bamp

Cmon

>>18374103
I would also like to know so I can go and steal the women from these manlets

>>18374021
Kick his ass out, no excuse, if you don't put your foot down he'll keep on doing it

>>18374021
Get the money back, the kick him out

>>18374030
>>18374080
I'd love it to be that simple. But I can't just throw him out on the streets. This is my brother.

>>18373969
>how does one have a sexual relationship with a co-worker that doesn't interfere with their working relationship, especially in case it ends?
one can't

>what's the best strategy to minimize risk?
not having one

how many times you dumb niggers need to be taught this

YOU DONT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT

not op, but I'm glad this thread popped up. Pretty sure a co-worker of mine wants to fuck. and I'm only hesitant, well because she's a co-worker. so interest bump

Go for it.

What's the worst it could happen, seriously?

Answer: you and her being cold with each other on the work which would make the work itself better focused without the sexual tension to distract you both.

Why were you scared to talk to a dictionary?

>>18373556
You need to get some help, start with a simple dictionary. I doubt insurance will pay for it but it won't cost that much.

>>18373556
dont worry op this is perfectly normal, as you mature through your later teenaged years the curvature of the penile shaft changes in according to hormonal balances. For example a normal heterosexual mans penis tends to curve upwards because growth is stimulated more in bottom half if the shaft, non straight orientations tend to produce a straight shaft. Very rarely the opposite happens, and downward curving shaft happens. No one is quite sure why this happens but some studies have suggested it better facilitates penetrating oneself in the anus, you may be a faggot op.

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He kept calling for the first month every now and then, sent a couple of messages etc, but he has quit trying for the past 2 weeks or so. I also went abroad for a couple of weeks so that facilitated the loss of contact.
In any case, right now I'm conflicted. On one hand, I don't regret that I haven't hanged out with him, since our company had suffered this past year and I had felt repeatedly that he was holding me back. While I kinda miss hanging out, smoking spliffs and killing time, I have also positively felt the absence of his negativity. On the other hand, however, I dislike the fact that I completely cut him off, as I've done with other people in the past. While I stand by my decision to sacrifice our company to progress further, I feel the need to find a better way to control my friendships and relationships with people, instead of either hanging out all the time or not talking at all.
So here's my question /adv/: How do I talk again to him, after 2 months of no communication, and try to stay in contact without going back to the close friendship we had? Is it a lost cause to try to become acquaintances again, if I'm not prepared or I don't feel like I have to apologize? Is he gonna be mad, and did I completely burn that bridge by not replying? Seclusion has made me a bit of an autist in those matters, so any advice helps.
Also, along with him, I've done a lot of self-reflection lately, and I have ended up with some other people that I have drifted away from and I'd like to at least attempt to get back together. How do I make amends? I lost communication with most of these people because, in my depressive state, I couldn't be bothered to reply and socialize with anyone these past 2 years, and most of them just got tired waiting for me to reply. While the particular friend I've been talking about will probably be a bit mad at me for not responding, I don't think those other people feel resentful towards me.

Thanks in advance to anyone who bothers to read this!

you already are aquintince
aquintences dont talk 10-20 years and they are still aquintences
if you want new friend find a new one then lol whats the big deal

>>18372859
Here's the thing with your douche friend. It is going to be VERY hard to create a new, arms-length relationship with him given your history. You used to be great friends and hang out constantly, but he didn't have his shit sorted out (neither did you) and actually held you back when you tried to improve yourself.

From the sounds of it, he's not in the right place yet for you to be friends with him and stay on the right track. You're only JUST coming out of a pretty serious period of depression and bad habits, so it's highly unlikely you'll be able to keep yourself on this positive track with someone else trying to pull you down. You stopped talking to him for a reason remember.

I understand that you have history with him, but now is not the time. Give yourself a couple of years of transformation before you see how he is doing, lest you sabotage your own improvement.


In terms of the other people in your life that you want to reconnect with - as long as they aren't negative people, just send them a message asking how they are doing. We often build shit up to be bigger than it is and make out like 'the time has to be right or they'll reject me'. Fuck that. Just send them a text or Facebook msg saying "Dude! How are you going? I was thinking about you the other day and thought I should say hi :)"

Literally that is all you need to do. Some people may be a little unreceptive, but you'll be surprised at the people who will be really happy to hear from you and want to speak to you again. JUST DO IT AND DON'T OVERTHINK IT.

Good Luck!

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>>18372829
This is one option.
Vigrx is another.

>>18372829
First of all, work out. You will see the difference. Secondly don't think ab coming while doing it, think of smth that turns you off. Thirdly exercise your pc muscle. Also, relax man, have a beer or two beforehand. Don't take pills or shit loads like above mentioned.

>>18372884
Vidrx has helped some guys. But yeah a healthy alternative is always the first and best option. Try running OP.

cold turkey it, should only suck for a couple of days and after that it's a matter of discipline. quitting cigarettes or alcohol is much harder. good luck.

>>18372376
why would it be harder to quit alcohol?

>>18372327
Stop. Smoking. There's no advice anyone can give you if you don't grow some balls and quit

>>18371176
Did they give you an ankle alcohol monitor or something? How do they know you are drinking? Your lawyer couldn't beat the charge at 0.06? What about DMT? Nothing tests for that. Molly and coke get out of your system in a couple of days. Shrooms aren't detectable either. I dunno man but if you got a PO prob just chill off the substances and get a constructive hobby lmao.

>>18371321
No alcohol ankle monitor, but im not risking this. When I drink I dont like to sit in my apartment, i like to go around town and party and try to pick up bitties. This was a wake up call that that lifestyle needs to change for a bit. I dont even drink and drive, but cops are known to stop people on the street walking home from the bar and arrest them for public intoxication (its happened to me a few times)

I didnt get charged with anything, i just got booked for drinking on probation, but i didnt get revoked. Yea DMT is cool but that shit spooks me, i only do it every so often, havent done it since january 2015. Shrooms and acid i dont like tripping on too much either, even though I love them. I'll go nuts. I used to roll >3 times a week but i dont at all anymore because i started getting addicted to stims and going nuts from the shit.

I'm thinking whippits are the way to go.

>>18371604
rail a fat line of DCK

>>18381639

How old are you?

>>18381639
If your kid is still shitting itself at 18 then it's a fucking retard

>>18381639
It's best for you no need to have kids just to molest them

Shave with conditioner

>>18381599
small pair of scissor for anything on or near the scrotum or dick. waxing is also an option if you're not a babby.

you can use hair removal cream. it's the safest option since there are no blades involved. it also gets the hairs slightly deeper than your skin, which leaves less stubbles than shaving or trimming. just don't be a fucking moron and get it nesr your asshole or your urethra.

you could also get your hair waxed. most convenient option, but you need to not be a pussy.

there's also laser removal. con: it's very expensive. pro: it's permanent.