What's the SECRET to playing a good female character?
>>49982818
Playing a good character.
>>49982818
Do not be aroused in any way by it. It's really that simple.
>>49982830
/thread
>"Gee anon, why don't you ever play female characters?"
>"I dunno. I guess I just don't have any good images, haha."
>the real reason is that whenever I make a female character, I fall in love with them, bad.
I know this happens to some of you, too. How do you get over it?
>>49980979
Well first of all I'm not a retarded beta faggot that falls in love with a fucking imaginary character.
That would be step 1.
>>49980979
>That feel when I can't get the guys in my group to play male characters ever.
Excuse me, Captain, but if the Bajoran Occupation killed 50 million people over the course of 50 years, that's 1 million people per year. That's fewer people than who die of car accidents every year in the early-to-mid 2010s on Earth. Why are the Bajorans so upset? This seems like the least deadly occupation in galactic history, excluding of course the Tribble Occupation of Qo'nos.
Please just die already.
>>49977869
This.
Hundred times, this.
Look at WWII casualty figures.
Now look at Iraq occupation casualty figures.
Which had people squealing louder in their own time?
Every year, we develop more and more safety features and get more and more bubble-wrapped. By that time, by the time a society hits the level of development that it can into space travel, it's probably become so safe, so bubble-wrapped and so hugboxed that fifty million really is an enormous casualty figure.
Are space marines good people? Do they fight to protect the innocent?
>>49977213
This is 40k we're talking about here. Every group in the setting is evil from any perspective outside the setting. Space marines could be eviler, sure.
Depends. Differs chapter to chapter and person to person. Most I like to think are good if not strange people.
That depends too. Some chapters care about locals, others could give a fuck less.
>>49977213
Would you call something that would kill a child without a single qualm a good person?
>Want to play a lizardman, which are a cold-blooded species in the Game (the Dark Eye)
>Kinda exotic, not recommended for a lot of campaigns
>Ask DM (my brother) if I can play him, offer to play a Character that would fit better
>He says it fits perfectly the setting he has in mind for our party
>Later :"All of you are standing in the Courtyard of a Castle far to the North, theres snow and ice everywhere"
>mfw
>Two hours into the game, there is an intense battle between an importans npc and two undead demonix gryphons at the bottom of a cliff
>Druid grabs a teammate with each hand and improvises a featherfallspell, leaping from the cliff
>Leaves me alone at the top, along with the third gryphon and a -5 Penalty on every throw thanks to the cold
>everyone roaring their battle cries from the top of their lungs
>"For Blood and Glory"
>"for Mother Nature"
>I also have something to scream as I get torn to shreds
>FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY?
Lived, but the experience was part of a trauma-congo-line that made my lizardman even more suspicious of magic and anything that makes him go north.
>>49971690
>not recommended for a lot of campaigns
If the creature wasn't recommended for many campaigns, then why did you play him?
>>49971690
>Playing DnD
>Short on funds
>heading into town
>Bard says he's got this
>Picks up a stick from the trail
>Heads over to shopkeeper.
>Hey, I used this stick to pick my ass. Gimme a thousand gold for it.
>Rolls really high on what he claims is diplomacy
>Gets mad that the GM isn't going to have random Merchant Dude buy an ass picking stick (as far as he's aware) for a small fortune.
>>49971729
Presumably because he was told it fit fine and then got tricked.
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>Question
Do your games feature time travel?
>>49969547
>Do your games feature time travel?
Hell the fuck no.
>>49969547
I think the only time I'd use time travel in a game is if I was using Dudes of Legend.
Are you a bad enough vampire to save the president from time-travelling wizards?
Not as a default. I think it's only shown up in my Mage, Mortal (God-Machine flavored), and Demon campaigns.
Stat this weapon
1d4 bashing
>>49966652
'tis the holy weapon of the god of cooking, blacksmithing, metalworking, and construction.
So about 3d12 holy damage.
Random critical hits
Excuse me Inquisitor, but I remember learning that at the Schola Progenium that the term "heresy"/"heretic" was used mostly for people whom went against an established church with their own belief while still acknowledging their base and core belief.
Even though I do agree that even "heretics" that venerate the Emperor with means that go against the ecclesiarchy should be killed or fixed, should we really use the term "heretic" to worshipers of chaos ? Wouldn't the term "Heathen", "Pagan" or "Satanic" be a more accurate term to call them ?
Shut up heretic.
times change
>>49982056
Sister, time for you to go Repentia.
Give me your best weird, obscure Judaic lore. If you can source it that'd be best, but it's not necessary.
I'm running a game where the players are the leaders of a tribe of Israelites trying to find a new promised land. I want to flesh it out with proper lore to make it more immersive, but I also want to put in things that the players most likely wouldn't know about OOC.
The concept of Golems is Jewish.
>>49980295
Well huh. This is an odd thread for 2am.
I have always loved the story of the Oven of Akhnai.
>If a man made an oven out of separate coils of clay, placing one upon another, then put sand between each of the coils, such an oven, R. Eliezer declared, is not susceptible to defilement, while the sages declared it susceptible.
>It is taught: On that day R. Eliezer brought forward every imaginable argument, but the Sages did not accept any of them. Finally he said to them: "If the Halakhah is in accordance with me, let this carob tree prove it!" Sure enough the carob tree immediately uprooted itself and moved one hundred cubits, and some say 400 cubits, from its place.
>"No proof can be brought from a carob tree," they retorted.
>And again he said to them "If the Halakhah agrees with me, let the channel of water prove it!" Sure enough, the channel of water flowed backward.
>"No proof can be brought from a channel of water," they rejoined.
>Again he urged, "If the Halakhah agrees with me, let the walls of the house of study prove it!" Sure enough, the walls tilted as if to fall. But Rabbi Joshua rebuked the walls, saying, "When disciples of the wise are engaged in a halakhic dispute, what right have you to interfere?"
>Hence in deference to R. Joshua they did not fall and in deference to R. Eliezer they did not resume their upright position; they are still standing aslant.
>Again R. Eliezer then said to the Sages, "If the Halakhah agrees with me, let it be proved from heaven." Sure enough, a divine voice cried out, "Why do you dispute with R. Eliezer, with whom the Halakhah always agrees?"
>>49980350
>Rabbi Joshua stood up and protested, "The Torah is not in heaven! We pay no attention to a divine voice because long ago at Mount Sinai You wrote in your Torah, 'After the majority must one incline'."
Rabbi Nathan met the prophet Elijah and asked him, "What did the Holy One do at that moment?" Elijah said, "He laughed with joy, saying, 'My children have defeated Me, My children have defeated Me.' "
Which fantasy race would live in which state, /tg/?
Segregation, is cool.
>>49970006
[Objectively best fantasy race] would live in Texas.
>>49970077
So, Elves?
How british-esque is the Imperium
Especially civilians and Terran nobility. What english era could you ascribe as similar to their language fashion sense. 17th century, 18th, victorian?
Was there a cultural shift between 30k and 40k?
Maybe certain planets?
Places like Catachan or Vahlla would be alot more different
>>49967684
Read Dune, but replace the Padishah Emperor with Conan the Barbarian.
That's the Imperial aristocracy 30k.
>>49967712
Have the Catachan civilian life/cities ever been described?
If they haven't what should they be
Not-America?
Not-Saigon?
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How would you go about creating an otherwise normal D&D campaign with New Phyrexia as the ultimate antagonist?
How do you introduce them in your setting? How powerful do you make them? Are they the villains from the start or they hijack a more typical BBEG halfway through?
>>49967462
You'd want to start them off in a similar way to how the block did, have small amounts of oil corrupting things subtly at first. Remember though that they only had such an easy time corrupting Mirrodin because everything on it had some metal.
You'd want a world like Eberron where machinery is more common. This allows them to take over warforged and more ambitious artificers.
I wouldn't start with a traditional BBEG. Instead, have the players trying to prevent or stop a war brewing between two major nations. That can then transition to the goal of needing to unite them to try and fight off phyrexian incursions.
Remember that Phyrexians value progress, evolution, and survival of the fittest, so they should be making use of any tech they don't have as well. New Phyrexia is solidly Bant in terms of color identity, though that is arguably just due to how things worked out there. You could have them end up going another direction.
Well, could a paladin redeem-succubus Elesh Norn?
Because the players will try to waifu her
>>49967593
>Because the players will try to waifu her
I don't play with scum
What does /tg/ think about Warframe as a setting, and how it could work for tabletop and pen & paper gaming?
Worse than Destiny. Better than 4thEd
For me, Warframe scratches a specific itch I have for post human scifi. Unfortunately the game doesn't go as wild with the post humanism as it could, though the beginnings are there.
I also like how the action takes place solely in the solar system. Keeps stuff nicely grounded.
So basically, the very existence of the Tenno is a war crime and they're basically the physical embodiment of genocide.
Or as I've heard one person describe it, they're crazy high powered space ninjas who weild guns and blades to the maximum efficiency, have technomagic powers that in canon could end entire cities quite easily and they beleive genocide is a Renaissance art form.
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When do targeting and resolution for effects for permanents that say "As X enters the battlefield" happen on the stack? Do these effects count as ETB effects?
>>49932143
Effects like that are replacement effects which modify the way the permanent enters the battlefield. Replacement effects do not use the stack, cannot be responded to, and don't target. They just happen as part of the permanent entering.
In this case, Alhamsandwich has each opponent reveal their hands, and you choose the name of a nonland card revealed that way, all as part of it entering. They can't respond to this; their last chance to respond is to cast spells or activate abilities in response to Alhamsandwich, the spell, before it begeins to resolve.
Let's say I'm controlling my opponents turn via Emrakul, if I cast Torrential Gearhulk, flashing back Unlicensed Disintegration targeting the Gearhulk, will my opponent take 3 damage?
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Alright, bringing this over from last thread.
Design a warjack. Not a colossal or a warbeast, but a good old 'jack. While you are doing so, consider these questions.
>Is it a light or a heavy?
>Which faction built it?
>Which chassis is it based off of?
>What is its weapon combo (sword/gun, spear/shield, etc.)?
>What, if any, special abilities does it have (ex. shield guard)?
>What role might it play in a commander's strategy?
>Is it famed for its economy, or is it an expensive depot queen?
>>49929315
but i all i want is a minion gargantuan or two...
>>49929315
I want a light Menoth jack that throws firebombs and holy smoke around. His weapon should be somekind of bracer like flail that can instead of attacking gove one unit/model concealment for one turn.
I will call him the Acolyte/Altarboy