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Things male wizards say about female wizards behind their backs.
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I would abracabanger
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>>50005660
She hasn't got the wand for magic!
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I really like Izzy but my years of solitude spent in singular study and estrangement from society and the mundane world, as well as the generally frowned upon nature of my delvings, has made it all but impossible to interact with anyone else beyond a superficial level. I thought going into personal study away from the heavy restrictions of the academies would grant me ultimate power, but after a decade spent locked away in a dark tower of secrets losing myself to perversion, once again coming out into the world, one thing I desire above all else is a meaningful relationship with another human being who doesn't look at me like a terror of ages past.
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The Most Based Primarch Of All Time Will Soon Be Released 2016-10-28 21:46:41 Post No.50003512
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How can other cuck Primarchs even compete
>Sexy red skin
>Can turn Titan size = Bigger than other weeny Primarchs
>Smarter than the other Primarchs
>Physic powers so great it made his dad the God Emperor, a Chaos God and all of his brothers jealous and scared of him and made the Emperor tell the others to stop bullying him.
>Stops Space Yiffs from spreading their sick Wolf fetishes across the Imperium
Is it any wonder GW is releasing him first, what a guy
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>>50003512
Personally I think Perturabo likely had more in the analytical 'smarts' department, but that's not entirely founded.
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>>50003512
damn, never noticed how ugly he was. Like, his apotheosis kinda actually made him prittier.
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>>50003535
I always thought of it as, Magnus is the smartest of the bunch but it's all this esoteric weird stuff, whereas Perturabo is smart and his knowledge is all this useful and practical stuff.
Luckily for Magnus, knowing all about Gnosticism, Hermeticism, the Ars Goetia and Crowley is actually fucking useful when magic is real.
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Share some hilarity that has happend to you while playing 40k
>Be me
>Fairly new to 40k
>playing imperial guard
>infantry based
>only 1 Leman Russ backup
>Fighting Chaos
>His Termies and warlord goes after my Russ because he wants the "tankhunter" objective
>has to plow through the masses of imps that secured 5 fucking objective points in the first round
>1 round later his Termies are literally touching the tank
>can't fire the main gun because it would hit the tank, Fucking heresy
>Termies has power fists and the Warlord is OP as fuck
>tank has 1 Hull point left
>uses my double mounted plasmas to hit them
>rolls double "get's hot"
>Tank blows up
>Enemy rages
>MFW i took away the objective point from the enemy by blowing up my own tank
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>>50003448
Here is the real question. Did the explosion kill the termie?
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>>50003562
It did hurt the Warlord (because the Opponent deicded that he would take the damage), but because he was Buffed so much on boons, it was merely a dent.
Sadly not any termie killed, but i was still ahead regarding objective points
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I got a story for you
>Playing Renegades and Heretics against white scars
>He deploys first, I deploy second
>I place my wyvern behind good cover and even my dudes out in prepare for his bikes
>I get the initiative and movement dudes up a bit
>I then move on to the shooting phase
>This is where it gets fun
>I target his warlords unit with my wyvern.
>All direct hits on his warlord
>I kill his warlord and some dudes
>He needs to make a leadership test
>He fails and run of the board turn 1
>I continue to shell the rest off his units while my dudes surround him
>He gives up on turn 3
>mfw as I see his space marines drop like flies
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/bbg/ Blood Bowl General - Juicy Fouls Edition 2016-10-24 19:56:17 Post No.49937145
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/bbg/ Blood Bowl General - Juicy Fouls Edition
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/tg/ FUMBBL League Season 5 is in round 5 now.
Secret League signups open.
Stunty League signups open very soon.
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http://www.bloodbowl.com/
http://www.thenaf.net/
https://fumbbl.com/
http://bbtactics.com/
http://www.plasmoids.dk/bbowl/Bloodbowl.htm
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blood_Bowl
The latest rules, the CRP (aka LRB6):
http://marmeladov.com/BB/LRB6.pdf
Stunty Leeg handbook:
https://fumbbl.com/files/Stunty_Leeg_Handbook_v1_0_1.pdf
/tg/ FUMBBL group:
https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=9828&op=view
/tg/ Stunty Leeg group:
https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=10178&op=view
/tg/ Secret League:
https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=10393&op=view
IRC Server: irc.fumbbl.com
Port: 6667
Channel: #tg
Steam Community for Blood Bowl 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tgbloodbowl2
Cknoor's tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJ6kwwJv4Nr-Ky1PaFZys50S7zewio1O
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That's what you get for not fouling.
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This is what you get for stalling instead of scoring fast and overwhelming them during the next six turns when they don't have rerolls
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This is what you get for making a new thread.
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Warhammer 40,000 general 2016-10-29 11:48:33 Post No.50011081
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GW might as well drop AoS to focus on the game setting that people actually plays edition.
>Rules
https://mega.nz/#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ!2tgBUTYI
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ!ddAxALZD
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>FAQ’s and Errata (outdated but official)
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s).
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>The Black Library(Stay the fuck away from the clowns)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
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thinking of picking up militarum temptestus for my 2nd army and i have a question about the voice of command
it states that you can issue one order per commander per turn, unless there is a special rule that lets you issue more
do any of the temptestus have a rule like this or am i permanently stuck with 1 per commander?
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Does a properly based Warlord Titan still fit in the deployment zone?
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Go on GW's site, 40K, and then pick either Khorne Daemonkin or Chaos Daemons.
You're in for a surprise.
>:3c
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/5eg/ Fifth Edition General 2016-10-29 03:06:38 Post No.50007568
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/5eg/ Fifth Edition General
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>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Community DMs Guild trove
>Submit to [email protected], cleaning available!
https://mega.nz/#F!UA1BhCBS!Oul1nsYh15qJvCWOD2Wo9w
>Pastebin with resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>/5eg/ Discord server
https://discord.gg/0rRMo7j6WJoQmZ1b
>/tg/ character sheets
https://mega.nz/#F!x0UkRDQK!l-iAUnE46Aabih71s-10DQ
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Orc Edition
How are your orcs different, /5eg/?
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>>50007568
>How are your orcs different, /5eg/?
They hit everyone with their ranged weapons as melee weapons while applying their sharpshooter bonus. DONUT STEAL
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>How are your orcs different, /5eg/?
I refluff them as pdf related, since I think they're a bit too weeaboo.
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>>50007610
Is this the guy that made the shitty warlock homebrew and does emojis?
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EDH/Commander general 2016-10-28 20:45:17 Post No.50002842
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Steal Yo Shit edition
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RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>CARD SEARCHING
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://www.magiccards.info
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Gimme some of that Saskia tech you guys have been brewing.
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how come i never see pic related being played?
do i like bad cards?
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Third for:
Virtual card advantage is strictly worse than card advantage.
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>In the age of antiquity, the humans of the region that would one day become the largest polis on Theros were ruled by the tyrant Agnomakhos, an immortal archon. Unchecked for generations, his power grew as he carved out a mighty empire. Kynaios and Tiro, joined by their love for one another and for freedom, rose to challenge him. The people rallied to their cause, and Agnomakhos was defeated. The polis of Meletis was founded on the ruins of Agnomakhos's empire as a beacon of freedom and enlightenment, and its people chose Kynaios and Tiro to be its guardians.
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>>50001152
Cute couple.
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>>50001152
I'd say it was just more SJW pandering, but it's the fucking Greek setting.
It wouldn't be Greece without a bit bum-fun.
Let's see if they include the old Greek misogyny as well.
I doubt it somehow.
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>The blacksmith steals your prize-winning goat
But why?
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To make goatsteel of course?
Godspeed fair blacksmith.
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>>49993928
His got too loose.
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>>49993928
It's part of his culture. If he gets away with the goat then he earns the right to marry you.
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What do you think of this show?
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>>49976150
It was neat
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>>49976150
Childhood/10
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>>49976150
fuck oof /co/, not even you liked it
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Hello again, fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls!
Today the 2016 Autumn Babbies kick off!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament played between boards using Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the entertainment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load.
For more information check implyingrigged.info
Today we begin our redemption arc as /tg/ looks to get the campaign off on the right foot when we face /sp/ in the second to last game of the day. Eager to put the troubles of Spring to rest, /tg/ are fired up and raring to go.
But before all that, long-time friends of /tg/, /k/ will be facing /trv/ in today's second match. And we're in for a treat after that when /a/ take on /jp/ in the TOUHOU HIJACK LOL Bowl.
All this and more in this year's Autumn Babby Cup so get hype and WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH FOR DA BOYZ!
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will /tg/ ever be good again?
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All readied up.
>>49999469
I certainly hope so; our testing team seems to have put in the work, at least.
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>>49999399
First game of the day is /w/ vs /c/ at 1700 UTC
We'll be playing /sp/ at approximately 2000 UTC (9 pm BST, 4 pm Eastern).
>implying Cup is ever on time
We also have a discord server set up for all Cup related chat here: https://discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
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Imperial Knight house creation thread 2016-10-27 17:41:06 Post No.49985448
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Imperial Knight house creation thread
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Let's create a badass knight house!
Here is the link to the creation table(s); https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Knight_House_Creation_Tables
First roll:
>What is the Nature of our Vow? (d10)
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
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Rollan!!
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>>49985588
Strategic Prognostication - "Our tarot cards say there's going to be a threat here, maybe. Call the Knights!"
Ok good start.
>When Was The House Contacted? (d100)
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Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>49985588
100 get!!
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How do we make mummies scary again?
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Unless you do this all you get is a zombie.
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Make them sexual.
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>>49980234
Death curses so powerful that it makes better sense to lock them away than to destroy them.
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Age of Sigmar General 2016-10-26 15:10:42 Post No.49966730
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Beastmen are cool and deserve better - edition
>resources
pastebin.com/7HmkJAPT
>General's Handbook pdf is up
https://mega.nz/#!DxRGmTZL!x_L0eobCjr4qrF7enhVlZ2DffTtRa3hdDrc5RctcAbE
>OP image album
imgur.com/gallery/12eeL
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What do you play?
>Pitched?
>Path to Glory?
>Narrative games?
>Campaigns?
>Tournaments?
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Usually Pitched? Pick a points value, play til one person is dead. I'd be curious to try some more objective based stuff though, I think my dwarfs would do better at that.
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>>49967946
I play mostly pitched battles, but also narrative and campaign games.
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>Best support character
>Game with unusual supports
>Triumphs and/or woes of being a support
>Why do you play support?
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>>50001076
>Unusual supports
>Overwatch
Morales, Abathur, Medievh
All have amazingly interesting support kits and universally hated on site, morales less so but so help you if you choose medivac SoloQ
Is blizzard trolling us deliberately?
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>>50001076
I play a support character, because it's the only way to get a half-decent one. There's always plenty of glory hogs who grind DPS classes all day long, but no one wants to keep the team together.