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>>49999960
Good is what the good gods say is good, dingus. Just shut up and smite.

>>49999960
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Prolonging life and ending suffering is a Good act. Unjustifiably ending life and spreading suffering is an Evil act. Even though diseases, animals, and death are unaligned, to deliberately bring it about just so it exists is an evil act.

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>>49999980
/thread

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There was no purpose to this thread.
It's not even funny.

>>49991311
tarmogoyf sucks

>>49991508

Except you're wrong. Gets up to a 6/7 for 2 CMC.

>>49986763
>One shall be the bestests
>Oneshall be the pretiest
>The loyalest
>The baldest
>The most horse-riding fast man
>Angriest
>I also want a bird
>Uh, paint one red?
>Fuck it one gonna stink anyways so mae it literal while at it.

>>49986763
I don't know, should've spend all our resources on mass-producing Castellax, Ursax and other Automata instead of Astartes, far less likely to ruin everything because of daddy issues.

I mean, the Emperor was just looking for robots to follow his objectively perfect grand-scheme, right? Should've come to the Magi instead of trusting his own, inefficient, miscategorised genechildren.

>>49986763

Please

>Wants an atheist Imperium
>MAKES FUCKING LORGAR

What really was the Emperor smoking? Cant even blame Lorgar for being a pussy, he was literally programmed this way.

Made by Ryza

>>49984840
Soft terrain.

>>49984840
No active protection system. Thank god nobody has heard of top-attack missiles in WH40K.

>>49983646
Unfortunately no, I don't play D&D.

Does it count if I tried in other battle oriented systems?

>>49983646
>You know, like, a normal person

You're aware that violence is just a natural part of the human life and thus not something that you should be disgusted by.

>>49983646

Why? Are you trying to be contrarian? Contrarians don't get invited back to games.

>>49970576
The core problem most people have with the boob armor outside of "sexism" is the fact that it funnels impact force into the center of the chest, unlike a standard cuirass. In this regard the "kill you anyways" theory holds the most ground.

Real reason they look like that in a meta sense IS to be somewhat sexual. Warhammer has always placed looking badass over looking sexual, unlike something like, say, Warcraft, so it's not a dramatic move, but it still is there to make the statement "These are female, they are defined in part by their being all-female".

One fun theory I've always liked is that the boobs on Sisters armor only contains the breasts of particularly busty Sisters, while most of them use it as a storage space akin to how women store chapstick and money in their bras.

>>49970667
>akin to how women store chapstick and money in their bras
Only high schoolers, poorfags, and trashy sluts do that.

It's about as trashy as a guy using the front of his jeans as a gun holster.

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>>49970576
I want boobplate complaint threads leave

>>49969903
I barely like having demi-humans at all these days. But when I do I see no reason not to have a few monster races that would be reasonable to have walking around. But I prefer human-centric stuff with other races being particularly exotic in thought process and culture, and they would be hard to roleplay for my players in particular who are often dense.

>>49969087
1. Look up detect magic's "Cinematic Fighting". Has some stuff about letting fights escalate when people miss. Missing becomes dangerous in itself.

2. Talk to your players, tell them the rules of your game. Stuff you put there are meant to be (catiously) interacted with.

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I love playable monster races. I like to reskin the base classes into new ones, often demi-humans. Like this Kenku for LotFP.

That said, I also prefer a more DCC approach to things and like my games a bit gonzo. As much as I love LotFP's macabre vibe, it's hard for me to personally pull off effectively at the table. The more I play lately, the more I want to go back to DCC.

>>49958927
Chong Sheng was born of abnormal circumstances, even among constructs. Most are built to serve their masters as creatures with full knowledge and acceptence of their place in the universe; Chong was merely the residual of a mad experiment.

When the beloved Great Emperor of Shina, Chen Ku, was struck down by an assassin's blade on the day of his wedding, the Empire began a downward spiral into fragmentation, chaos, and infighting.

In an effort to stave of the fall of their proud empire, the greatest minds of the land, philosophers, scholars, monks and holy men came together to find or make an heir worthy to sit upon the Jade Dragon's throne.

However, the bickering of the land's many nobles continued to tear the country at such a rate, that it was deemed impossible to find a suitable candidate for emperorship from the populace in time. It was then that this committee of genius's surmised, that the only people who could be capable of bringing order back to the Empire were it's previous leaders.

Invoking a combination of the oldest and most sacred of hidden rituals, The committee intended to summon the bygone souls of Shino's greatest generals, scholars, and leaders, including the recently deceased Chen Ku himself, into a specialized construct. Nothing like this had ever been attempted before, and were to meeting not kept secret from the populace to prevent it from reaching unfriendly ears, it would have been hailed as the most ambitious undertaking of Century of the Dung Beetle.

But the result of all thier work was found to be quite lacking. The Automaton was found to behave no differently than it had before, and thinking that they had failed, the Shino's finest minds discarded the result of the failed experiment and turned else.

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>>49959855
Cont.
But the Constructs story did not end with it being recycled into a flower pot on some landlords windowsill. Although it had no purpose nor instructions to guide, The Memories and experiences of Shina's greatest leaders were more than sufficient to escape the recycling plant

However, escaping destruction only brought the construct more trouble, as it had no directive or master to follow. To add to it's problems, it was plagued with memories and feelings of events that it was never present for and it was all presented in an in comprehensible manner-downright illlgical even. The Only thing that the contruct's mind could make sense of was on word that the committee had repeated endlessly

"Chongsheng"

And so, his head full of answers to questions he couldn't even begin to comprehend, the Construct set out on a journey of under standing.

Phew that was long
Now do mine, do mine

Non-blue deck got nothing. fuck this.

>>49999041
Continuing the question from before:
Alright boys. All of the cards are on the table. Final verdict: should four-colors have been brought back or would it have been better just being the Nephilim?

Thinking of picking up Atraxa's list and turning it into Ghave as I don't have much of a physical collection and some of the reprints are sweet (Scooze, Reveillark, Kalonian Hydra, Murmuring Bosk). Should I?

I smell a shitstorm already

>>49992626
ASOIAF kinda does this. Instead of having fantasy races, there are fantastical human ethnicities/subraces. Neanderthals included.

Does anyone else here find our human ancestors extremely attractive?

Presumed cause of this phenomenon: OP's mom

>>49991399
what was the point of this post

are you a fucking randomfact website

sage

this is my favorite traditional game

Assault and split fire would be a good start. Cannons being Large Blast would make them usable. Gets Hot! should only happen when rapid firing.

>>49988140
>bolters
>something they're good at

Surely you jest anon. Bolters are good at nothing unless you have specialist ammo or are Raptors

But a couple things
>Make it you can replace basic models with the Specialist if the Specialist were to die.

>Imperium (and CSM) get a second profile S4 AP2 to their weapons

>Plasma Pistols, instead of counting as a CC weapon allow the user to make 1 additional attack in CC using the weapons shooting profile

>Nerf Gravweaponry to be Imperium's Anti-Monster. This will mean Flamers are for hordes, Melta for vehicles, Grav for monsters, Plasma being the Generalist.

>>49988291
I like that idea!

What if (just throwing out an alternative here) plasma guns were made more powerful, but the gets hot rule only applies if you fire it for two turns in a row, getting more dangerous each consecutive turn you fire it?

>>49987503
A flying mount. A ballista with black iron arrows. A makeshift crossbow made out of a currently on-fire bell tower, a broken bow, his son, and a Nat 20.

>>49987503
Get asbestos armor, jump in its mouth, find the heart, stab it repeatedly, die to cancer after couple decades.

>>49987542
>A makeshift crossbow made out of a currently on-fire bell tower, a broken bow, his son, and a Nat 20.
I understood that reference. For those who don't: http://youtu.be/p5MyNFfh7Ns

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>>49981352
>Get sent on literal suicide missions that were supposed to be "easy" by the noble we were working for.
>Later "someone" attempts to drug/poison us at one her banquets.
>After this we're attacked by a group of hitmen, one of who is using the same type of sword as the noble's royal guard.

So yeah, at this point it's obvious Countess Bitchface is trying to kill us.

>Countess Bitchface finally gets sick of the bullshit and just sends her knights to "arrest" us for crimes that we wern't even around to commit.
>Everyone in the party knows we're innocent, know we're probably not getting a trial, probably going to be executed or something... so of course we're like "fuck this" and start fighting Bitchface's knights as we attempt to get the fuck out of her city.
>All of us except the party sorcerer... who literally let himself get arrested without a fight, tried to keep the rest of us from resisting, and then seemed legitimately surprised when he got hauled off to Bitchface's secret torture dungeon to be part of a demonic sacrifice ritual instead of being given a fair trial.
>Mind so blown I legitimately ask the player what he was thinking after the game.
>Player literally hadn't pieced any of the clues together, thought Countess Bitchface was still our ally, and thought the entire situation was all a misunderstanding that could totally be cleared up by just talking to the person trying to have us killed.
>Literally the player, not his character, the player himself hadn't figured this out.

It's not even like he wasn't paying attention either. He was literally one of the best roleplayers in the group and super-invested in the plot...

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>>49981956
>Literally the player, not his character, the player himself hadn't figured this out.

D-did the character figure it out but the player didn't? like holy shit what

>>49982037
No, the player hadn't figured it out, and thus his character hadn't figured it. While the rest of us were running away from guys who wanted to kill us, he was standing there like "Hey guys, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding! You're making it worse by fighting, stop!"

>>49972005
What if I don't play in my native language?

>>49972488
Any other language that isn't english.

Minä lyön sitä kirveellä

>>49972005
Then you translate it to your native language.