Stat this weapon

1d4 bashing

>>49966652
'tis the holy weapon of the god of cooking, blacksmithing, metalworking, and construction.

So about 3d12 holy damage.

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Random critical hits

The girl who wields this holds the key to defeating the incarnate form of Evil itself, through the power of prayer and (You).

Special feat (once per day, time restriction between 430am - 1030am)

Summon cooked brined meat, and fried unfertilized Bird embryos.

>>49966717
+100% critical hit chance
+200% hit noise
-not a golden pan

>>49966652
Improvised Weapon, 1d10-3+SB Impact, Pen 0, Unbalanced, Primitive (6).

Funnily enough, still better than a combat knife.

>>49966652
+10 vs Fey

Reasonable bashing damage and useful against fey-folk, but unwieldy. And requires an excessive amount of maintenance.

>>49966652
Not seasoned enough/10

>Cast Iron Frying-Pan
{One-Hand} {Melee Weapon} {Weight 1}
Mod 1: Bludgeon (+1 damage per played on your attack test)
Mod 2: Torch (+Fire damage)
Mod 3: Unlikely (+1 Accuracy per Ace played on your attack test)

>>49969830
Aw, unicode characters don't show up?
Bludgeon (+1 damage per Club played on your attack test)

>>49966912
>still better than a combat knife
This makes me salty to no end.

+1 AC if used as a shield
Special ability: can cook a delicious meal if used to resist fire attacks

>>49966652
1d4 bludgeoning
Improvised Weapon (-4 to hit)

>>49966717

They actually made the frying pan all class in recent years

>>49966652

+1 to informing teammates that you 'need a dispensah heeyah'

>>49970187
No fucking shit?

Oh hey, did you know the equaliser doesn't have run speed any more and they split the effects between it and a new pickaxe called the Escape Plan?
Would you also like to mention a new patch that gives the Pyro class the ability to airblast with his primary by pressing alt-fire?
What about the ability for Engineers to 'pack up' and 'redeploy' buildings by using alt-fire as well?

Nobody who doesn't play will care. Anyone who does play knew this.

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>>49966763

mah brethren

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>>49966652
To be wielded effectively it needs a skillet user.

>>49966652
Enhances healing from food items.

>>49966652
KRANG/10

>>49970800
Fuck off dutch carlos!

>>49969571
Beat me to it.

five slots for powerful magical augmentations on it but other than that nothing special

>>49970800
I am still wondering why the rest of the kids just didn't throw in the sun during the one episode where they cruised the solar system. Nobody could prove anything.

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Ainsley Harriott/10

>>49966652
It functions exclusively according to rules of cool.

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1d4 piercing crits on 19-20
or
1d6 bludgeoning, crits on 20 only
+2 AC

Bypasses and dispels all fey effects on hit, user may save twice against such effects and take the better roll.

>>49966652
loud/10

1d20 bashing

If wielded by female turn into 2d20 against male targets.

>>49973992

Isn't that the one where the glasses kid attempted suicide because his cousin was being a bitch?

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>>49976885

1d4 bludgeoning

+3 bonus to wake a sleeping creature

>>49981226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvWMfpop334

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Keep going

>>49970455
>I'm gay

>>49981245
+10 vs drunks

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>>49981266

>>49966652
1d4 bludgeoning, +2 to damage vs Goblinoids.
t. Samwise Gamgee

On an unrelated note, the 5e Fighting Style "Great Weapon Fighting" seems to incentivize picking Greatswords or Mauls over Greataxes, to an almost unbalanced degree.

If you can reroll 1s and 2s, it really skews favor towards 2d6-weapons over 1d12, in a powerful way.

>>49979764
>Haha, this'll show him!

>>49981245
1d6 crushing

Advantage on intimidation against slimes

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>DM insist that all improvised weapons have the same stat no matter size or material

I'm tempted to just go ahead and make someone who bashes people with a log.

>>49966652
Is that a lodge skillet?

>>49966652
100% chance to deafen opponents for 3d6 minutes

>>49969857

It shows up for me. You might need to install the right character sets

Master's Pan of Debate
+10 to *clang*

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>>49982704

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>>49966652
>thwack/10

>>49979764
Those ice shades look pretty cool. He'd be the most popular kid in class if he could just stay frozen like Iceman.

>>49982704
That's just a battering ram with the Broken condition.

>>49966652
sw-2 cr (-1 to effective Axe/Mace skill)

>>49966652
>Pan of smolder breaking
1d4 dmg + 1d4 cha dmg.

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>>49986957
>look pretty cool

>>49966652
Clang/10

>>49966652
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

>>49969857
>newfags can't triforce
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>>49971067
Seriously? No one is going to REEEEEEE at the reference?

>>49970103
Improvised Weapon is not a fucking -4...is it?

>>49979764
>!CURSED!

>>49966652
90 power, only available at the mole's treasure store.

>>49966802
bacon is also normally smoked, especially the stuff that can travel.

>>49967149
This anon gets it