>>51024589
shittycosplayfag/20
>>51024607
Just looks like a bow-Hunter, Anon.
Maybe try enjoying the outdoors a little yourself, and your first thought when you see an outdoors enthusiast won't be of the pasty NEETs who dress up as animus and magmas.
Don't need to dress up in camo to be a successful deer hunter from a tree stand. We just wear warm clothes and blaze orange where I live in Eastern Kentucky.
What's your opinion?
>>51023707
Could be interesting if it wasn't D&D.
It certainly is a show.
>>51023707
Playing the "how long until roosterteeth fag shows up" game i see
>George learns to astral project so he can catch his girlfriend cheating on him with another man
>Meanwhile, Kramer loses his house and moves into a suit of armor
>Elaine dates a man with a suspicious bitemark on his neck and who won't explain what happened to him in Werewolf Forest
>Meanwhile, George attempts to impress his girlfriend by picking a fight with a pelican
>Jerry discovers a magic lamp and wastes his three wishes after he's guilt-tripped on better living conditions for the poor, clemency for the wrongfully-convicted, and finally learning what the deal is with airline food
>Meanwhile, George dates himself
>>51022711
I love these threads.
>Kramer stands before the Council of Elrond accused of consorting with the Dark Lord Newman
>Meanwhile, Jerry is trying to figure out if the Lady Galadriel is under a glamor to make her boobs appear bigger. Sends Elaine disguised as Celeborn to find out.
You come across the following figure in the subterranean castle's ante-chamber.
>>51022592
Wait, why is the figure following me?
>>51022592
>You come across the following figure in the subterranean castle's ante-chamber.
That's a maxed-out CON score for you.
>>51022592
I roll to seduce
How do I convince someone to play Magic again? They are an experienced player (they don't play competitive, but played for a few years) who I assume quit because he kept losing games to people.
>>51022000
The first thing you do is you ask him why he quit instead of making stupid assumptions.
>>51022000
Show him/her cards from tge current sets. The knowledge that I could kill people with trains got me back in.
You don't. I say this as a person who has quit the game after playing since 1993.
>But, soft! wot lite thruu yonda window breaks?
It iz da east, an Juliet iz da sun.
Ariz, fair sun, an kills da envious moon,
Oose already sikk an pale wif grief,
Dat thou 'er maid art far more fair dan she:
Be nub 'er maid, since she iz envious;
'Er vestul livury iz but sikk an greun
An nun but fools du wear it; cast it off.
It iz mi lady, O, it iz mi love!
O, dat she knew she woz!
She speaks yet she sez nuffin: wot o' dat?
'Er eye discoursz; meeb will answar.
>>51021629
Okay I lost it.
Hi y'all. This is my first time on /tg/ but I didn't see a FAQ or sticky for this so I figured I'd ask here.
I'm a successful non-NEET who wants to get involved with DnD style games and all that jazz. What would your recommendations be for a beginner? Favorite genre is science fiction, if you could find me some space-based RPG on a spaceship or something. But I'm looking to get really invested and sucked into a world in a way video games can't.
Also, if there's some good quickstart guide to these types of games online, any pointers would be appreciated!
>>51021421
>I didn't see a FAQ or sticky
Yeah, mod should work on this
>DnD style games
so TTRPGs, right?
>What would your recommendations be for a beginner?
D&D 5e for fantasy, it's not difficult to learn and one of the few games you'll find players and GMs for
Shadowrun (rebellious criminals vs corporations), Eclipse Phase (weird shit but it has a general here), Traveller (no comments, didn't research it) for Sci-Fi
>>51021421
I suggest Traveller (if you like space stuff): >>50947342
Shadowrun (Cyberpunk):
and GURPS: >>50938756
whatever you do, stay away from D&D, it's a terrible RPG
>>51021469
>so TTRPGs, right?
For future reference, correct!
>>51021469
>>51021519
Thanks guys, I'll check it out!
Woah woah woah, hold the fuck up.
So if all of their bodily fluids are replaced with blood, does that mean that the Vampires in WoD cum blood?
>>51021248
Yup. In the older games that was even mentioned as a convenient way to stealth-bloodbond hookers. Why bloodbond hookers? I do not know. But it can be done.
Do they salivate blood???
>>51021248
>>51021354
they don't salivate, they don't cum
the whole fucking point of vampires in WoD is they are literary soulless husk blood sponges and the blood is their essence
but lets say they can pretend by slashing (or other blood magic fuckardy) that they cum from a floppy dick, or even hard one by spasming the muscle with some willpower you filthy twiglight loving degenerate
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What are your expectations for the next UA? Surely it's going to be impressive because it took so long, right?
> Ranger UA
I don't expect great things.
>>51021138
I thought they were skipping Ranger, that's why they didn't do one on Monday?
Got a question for you Bros.
I'm kicking off a short (7-10 session) campaign tonight, and I'm wanting to give it a heavy fairy tale flavor to it. Beyond the greater story about the party needing to save a princess from a dragon, I'm trying to cook up some smaller fairy tale themed encounters. The party is going to have to travel through a really large, haunted forest (appropriately called the Grimmswood) So there's plenty of opportunity for encounters in there.
So far I've got a long bridge with a troll living underneath it, and a trio of Hill Giants arguing about who should be chief. Maybe a witches house that either has legs baba yaga style, or is made of delicious edible material a la Hansel and Gretel.
You Gents have any other ideas?
I'm having a crises here.
I'm really into horror-themed games, RPG games, tactical-light games (I love 5e D&D), but I don't know how I feel about civ building (I find it either boring, or I suck at it, or I take forever because I'm not good at forward planning). I like story-based games (I found Tales of The Arabian Nights fun, if not amusing).
Should I drop $2,000 on the kickstarter and buy everything?
WHAT DO I DO /tg/, WHAT DO I DOOOO?
Otherwise, that money will go towards a down-payment on a new condo or my savings account.
there will be a new kickstarter somewhere in 4-5 years for 2.0 core game. care for your future first.
>>51022012
This, don't be stupid OP. KDM is a big meme.
>>51022042
Not to mention you can TTS the whole thing.
Something something saying hop before jumping. that sort of shit.
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>>51007766
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~ comes into play with X +1/+1 counters
{4}: put a +1/+1 counter on ~
Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player
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>>51020637
Revolt - At the beginning of your end step, put a Unity counter on ~ if a permanent you control left the battlefield this turn.
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each unity counter on ~.
>Whenever Lightning Runner attackers, you get EE, then you pay EEEEEEEE. If you do, untap all creatures you control and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
what the furk
So, I recently felt like running a western session, I proposed it to my players and they actually were very enthusiastic about the idea. The thing is, I never ran anything like that before. What are some systems you would recommend /tg/? What advice or interesting ideas you guys have about running a good western game? Any stories of such games you played worth telling?
Dogs in the Vineyard is worth playing at least once. It has some unusual mechanics for its conflict resolution and some very good methods for the GM to create interesting situations.
From the Ancient Times...
Gunslingers and Gamblers, a game with poker dice mechanic
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Keep chat related to Traditional Games and Sonic the Hedgehog lore.
Question for the thread: Are Sonic's arms blue?
>>51020241
Chris chan pls go and stay go.
Why does Sonic attract so many autists?
>>51020383
Simple, actually:
>sonic existed before the internet was really a thing, and was marketed directly to children with concept of being "the cooler, faster, more extreme mario"
>for a while, sonic was unironically enjoyed as such
>but, over time, with the introduction of more anthropomorphic characters, sonic turned into a fetishists dream, while also still being marketed as extreme and cool for children
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>>51011462
Is there a reason to buy the rider capstone in Inheritance that gives you mary sue elf powers? That will eventually happen just by being a rider anyway.
So, after reading the Inheritance salt pic in the last thread, I've decided to make that my first jump. Any tips for a guy who's probably just going to end up a not!orc sorceror?
>>51019827
If you don't want to be a rider, I guess?
Rolled 14 (1d20)
Imperial Tyrants Edition
We just gotta rebel and vote for Chaos Gods sub-edition
We indulged on some anti Spartan solutions, BL was revealed as a hack, talked about how to volkite, the Men of Iron were sighted but so was Johnny
All legions were invited to the Dodekatheon, we found out just what the NL are good for and understood the real reason why traitors rebelled. All of that and more in the previous thread >>51010614
Will the children of Chogoris claim the Vth thread?
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>>51019360
>Will the children of Chogoris claim the Vth thread?
The Kindred of the Khan are ever present!
Remember people, it's better to have an elected leader than to avoid getting surprise buttsex'd by daemons for all eternity.