Normal fantasy world with Seinfeld adventures

>Elaine dates a man with a suspicious bitemark on his neck and who won't explain what happened to him in Werewolf Forest
>Meanwhile, George attempts to impress his girlfriend by picking a fight with a pelican

>Jerry discovers a magic lamp and wastes his three wishes after he's guilt-tripped on better living conditions for the poor, clemency for the wrongfully-convicted, and finally learning what the deal is with airline food
>Meanwhile, George dates himself

>>51022711
I love these threads.

>Kramer stands before the Council of Elrond accused of consorting with the Dark Lord Newman
>Meanwhile, Jerry is trying to figure out if the Lady Galadriel is under a glamor to make her boobs appear bigger. Sends Elaine disguised as Celeborn to find out.

>>51022711
George and another horseman quarrel over a stable space in a local town, leading to an all-night faceoff during which sundry neighborhood residents express their views on stable etiquette.

>George has to deal with the fallout from his dad's made-up religious faith, designed to fool paladins into giving him their pocket money
>Meanwhile, Jerry finds out the illusionist he is dating is only attractive outside the antimagic ward he placed at the threshold of his apartment

>>51024503
Implying Questivus isn't a real religion.

>>51024241
Holy shit this is brilliant, have there been threads like this before?

>The nobles of Waterdeep decide to throw a festival in order to distract the serfs and merchants from the fact that they're implementing a 2% tax increase and task George with hiring security for the event. George hires a pack of hobgoblins and an ogre mage who doesn't speak common.

>George dates an ugly mage purely because he hopes she'll let him in on threesomes using her simulacrum
>Meanwhile, Jerry buys a magic sword for the upcoming tournanment, but learns it cuts through everything except flesh

>>51024672
>Holy shit this is brilliant, have there been threads like this before?
Yes, but most of these are just copypasta from a webpage that's full of Seinfeld-in-D&D jokes.

>George starts a scheme to buy ladders and sell them back as individual wooden polls, but accidentally crashes the wood economy due to oversupply
>Meanwhile, Elaine isn't sure if her elven boyfriend's ears are the same length

>>51024822
Link, pretty please?

>>51025910
Google is an excellent tool, anon.

>George is savagely attacked by a gang of wizards, clerics and liches screeching about treating books and magic scrolls with proper respect

>>51025946
Google gave me reddit.
REDDIT.
Don't make me go there.

>>51026063
If that's the source, then that's the source.
Sometimes you have to wade through a swamp to find the treasure, you know that.

>>51026091
>Jerry on a swamp trek to find out if black dragons really taste of licorice.

>>51026091
>Kramer is on a trek through the swamp with Newman to find a treasure
>Both end up driving eachother crazy
>In the end Newman steals the treasure
>Turns out the treasure is friendship
>Meanwhile, Jerry meets another wizard who he thinks is stealing all his spell ideas

>NO LOOT FOR YOU!

Also, what the fuck, I just got a captcha with some fat fuck who fell off his mobility scooter.

>Elaine learns she's the heiress to a small kingdom that only allows men to ascend to the throne, so she has herself legally declared a man
>Meanwhile, Kramer realizes he has amnesia during all of the mysterious Blackvail Murder cases

>>51026770
Jerry: "Mordenkainen's Magical Watchdog? That was my idea! This Mordenkainen guy is taking all my spells and throwing his name on them!"
George: "Yeah? Well it says here that this spell was recovered from the Elven Archives around 150 years ago..."
Jerry: "Great! Now he's stolen my time travel spell too!"