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"what makes a WAACfag" edition
>Freshest Rules in Epub (Use Readium for PC or Kobo on Android)
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>List Builder if BS doesn't add enough bloat for you
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>As current as the FAQs get
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>40K 7th Edition Quick Reference Sheets:
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>Forge World Book Index:
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sucking manager's dick makes a waacfag
easy, edition done.
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>>51014647
what if the manager sucks my dick
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Lets play a game.
Post whatever song you want. Next anon has to come up with an encounter based on the song. A fight, social encounter, a massive battle, it's up to you!
The weirder the song the better!
Here's a start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAy-0D3rnfc
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>>51014341
Robotic Techno DJ goes insane and possesses the youth with hypnotic beats. Players must stop the dj's intensifying beats without harming the young youthful dancers on the dance floor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVwqSlTFQq0
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>>51014383
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVwqSlTFQq0
Your PCs are on a speakeasy when the police enters, is a group of western styled sheriffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPlBykom2CQ
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>>51014662
A rable rouser has appeared! He's claiming that owning people and forcing them into back-breaking labour is unfair, and for some reason he's amassed a gigantic army of supporters. They're storming the city you're in RIGHT NOW, and you should really do something about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wryLYBzZg
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/tg/, I would like to play a game with you based on cryptic/poor dungeon mastering back in the day. I will describe a scenario and would like to see if anyone can figure out the DM's logic:
>A band of adventurers are traversing a dungeon
>the Thief detects a trap in the floor set to release poison gas
>he makes his roll to disarm it.
>The party moves forward
>DM: 'you guys are taking poison damage.'
Eventually the party wrangled an answer out of the DM as to why they were taking said damage. He said it was obvious. What was his reasoning?
I will reveal his answer if no one gets it after a few good guesses.
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The disarm traps check failed and the mean DM did not indicate.
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The DM forgot to say "as far as you know" or "you can't be sure" when describing the thieves failure.
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Oh, duh. The trap mechanism was itself trapped and the rogue didn't think to check that. Disarming the first trap triggered the second and filled the hall with an invisible poison gas to give all the show of a successful disarmament.
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What system has the most powerful player characters on average?
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>>51011909
Probably Amber Diceless or Nobilis.
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In absolute terms, Nobilis.
However, context is important IMO. The question of absolute power is less relevant than how powerful player characters are in relation to the universe they find themselves in. The whole 'If everyone is special, no one is' principle.
The Nobles of Nobilis are extremely powerful beings, but they're implicitly bound to a greater being which restricts their actions, and the metaphysics of the setting extend far, far above them in scale, making them relatively minor players in the grand scheme of things.
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Context is important.
The absolutely powerless characters in your average Lovecraft inspired RPG would wipe the floor with any army made up out of PCs from other systems...
...if they just gave up on their humanity and tried to see the truth of the Things from Beyond.
Of course by then, the campaign has already ended.
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Let's start the new year.
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My classic reply to these.
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Warmachine/Hordes General - /wmhg/ 2016-12-31 01:38:34 Post No.50950988
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Mk3 list building: http://conflictchamber.com
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Warmachine/Hordes Books, No Quarter, & IKRPG
http://textuploader <dot> com / da46m
PP Youtube (gameplay tutorials, tournament coverage, and announcements)
https://www.youtube.com/user/PrivateerPressPrime
Latest Errata (the actual January one):
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Steamroller Rules
http://privateerpress.com/organized-play/steamroller-tournaments
The Giant List of Podcasts and Blogs
http://privateerpressforums.com/showthread.php?76379-Warmachine-Hordes-related-blogs-websites-and-forums
Table of contents for all NQ issues
http://www.privateerpressforums.com/showthread.php?4313-Table-Of-Contents-For-All-No-Quarter-Issues
Lexicanum Iron Kingdoms Lore wiki:
http://warmachine.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
MK3 RULES:
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http://files.privateerpress.com/allnewwar/Primal.pdf
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B5OHGgAx7q66NUdvUFp3LWVQRlE&usp=drive_web
Warmachine/Hordes Army Creator (WHAC) .apk
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>WTC List Statistics
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is this game good yet ?
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Wanting to make a Karchev list, here's what I have so far:
47/75
Karchev the Terrible [+30]
- Behemoth [25]
- Destroyer [14]
- Destroyer [14]
- Juggernaut [12]
- Juggernaut [12]
What should I add to fill the list? I want to keep it mostly warjacks. 2x Kodiaks? 2x Devastators? Ruin and some support + Mechaniks? 2 more Juggernauts and 2 Tinkers?
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Just spam Marauders.
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Post your stories! I need some new material for my weekly story reading.
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I'll dump an old one that always gets me.
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>>50941279
This sounds like a fucking amazing game. Not even magical realms, just the downright funny kind of degeneration and perversion.
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Critter Edition
>>OFFICIAL BOOKS
http://robboyle.wordpress.com/eclipse-phase-pdfs
>>Transhumanity's FATE (FATE Conversion)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ae113ujgd3hggpl/Transhumanitys_FATE.pdf
>>X-Risks and After The Fall
https://mega.nz/#F!KwcS0bJK!9KLjZegzebaq-mlPUin45Q
PLAY AIDS:
>>the10 things you should know about Eclipse Phase
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qnrh0w7H0Jl2_CSsySRxcs4ugw27xsBIk5MYwXq2nDQ/edit
>>Advice for new players and GMs
http://pastebin.com/e0EErN6X
>>Eclipse Phase hacking cheet sheet
http://eclipsephase.com/downloads/voidstate_eclipse_phase_hacking_cheatsheet_v1-1.pdf
>>Online character creator
http://eclipsephase.next-loop.com/Creator/version4/index.php
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>>Eclipse Phase xls Character sheet
https://sites.google.com/site/eclipsephases/home/cabinet
>>Downloadable Character Creator
http://www.mediafire.com/file/5wr4yo6bdymuijr/Agency.exe
>>Singularity: The Official Character Creator
http://www.mediafire.com/file/fsmkm846acu6kcy/singularity.zip
COMMUNITY CONTENT:
>>the 3 new adventures for your use in convenient PDF form
http://awdaberton.wordpress.com/about/
>>Ander's Sandberg's Eclipse Phase fanmade content, including several modules
http://www.aleph.se/EclipsePhase/
>>Farcast: An Eclipse Phase yearblog full of items, locations, NPCs, and plot hooks
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dhqd1m83xc1wmpj/Farcast_Yearblog_2013.pdf
>>The Ultimate's Guide to Combat
http://eclipsephase.com/sites/default/files/UltimatesGuideToCombat11a.pdf
>>Seedware: Another Yearblog
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/36317552/Seedware%20Blog.pdf
/EPG/ HOMEBREW CONTENT
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Gy02gp6-WPQ3SoN_24kLPTUu5EjFO8qh_9pjJSVrrY/edit
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>>50891311
First for gay space anarchism
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>>50891576
Well, this is an image to save for later.
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"Did you really call me an exhuman monster? The term is 'alt-human', you Jovian cuck."
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Why did 2E have the best art?
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>>51015352
The 80's. Artists then knew who to be derivative of.
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nostalgia glasses
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>>51015352
Shading. Adherence to classical proportions and principles. Skill at painting.
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I primed this and two other figures and the fronts came out like this. All chalky and dusty looking+feeling. What's the best way to remove primer completely on a plastic figure. Plus one that will get the bits in cracks like the chain mail here. Thanks /tg/ for any advice!
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Get simple green, dunk mini in there for 12 hours, start scrubbin
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Explosives
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>>51012239
I came here to post this. fpbp /thread
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Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1265: Sick Rave Parties Edition 2017-01-04 12:22:05 Post No.51011462
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>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
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What's the most homoerotic situation you've ever been in jumpers?
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>>51011473
Probably Sex.
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>>51011163
>Expecting someone to care about non-canon pokebody fanwank
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Have your players / your group ever failed in their quest? What was the reason? What was the result?
Perhaps dice failed them in the final battle? Or maybe they followed a false lead? Were they outplayed and outmatched?
Tell us your story.
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>>51011422
They let the lich jump out the window, after 3 or 4 rounds of him opening the window. They didn't fail the campaign, but a simple tower quest turned into a continent spanning chase, and they're not even close to him.
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>>51011651
Wait, how? Did they just stand there, waiting for him to open the window?
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>>51011651
that's fun though, like a fantasy version of Stardust Crusaders
Have you ever ended a man rightly in a campaign?
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Memes are truly immortal
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>>51010670
No, but I intend to.
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>>51010670
My cavalier hails from the order of The Golden Pommel. He is truly a fearsome, but honorable warrior.
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Hey /tg/, there are a ton of threads of "that guy" type shit. Thats all well and good, and shows behavior to avoid, but that gets old. Lets get some personal experiences of times that PC's were awesome, where they got one up on the GM and it worked great. Classic greentexts are acceptable as well as anything you in specific did or saw happen.
I'll start:
>Be me, fighter in D&D 3.5
>Long term group, DM is reasonable with the rules and provides great descriptiveness as well as a capable artist so we occasionally get awesome landscapes of new areas and stuff.
>New scene opening into a cliffhanger (literally as you will see in a moment.)
>We are pretty powerful PC's so we have a literal army at the BBEG's doorstep
>Doorstep is straight out of LoZ:OoC, but rather than the castle floating, it sits on a pillar of adamantine thrusting from the cliff and providing a natural bridge and is carved out of the adamantine.
>BBEG has a an artifact creating a powerful shield right out to the edge of the adamantine so it cant be fucked with from range (about 300 feet from the door.
>As fighter, I am general of the army with the rest of the PC's running divisions of it.
>BBEG is not to be fucked with. Full on Epic level bastard, we are just good enough to beat him if we can get him one on one.
>Sorcerer asks to look at the watercolor of the castle again, asks if this is exactly as how it appears in game and if it is to scale
>DM says yes to all
>Sorcerer opens his PHB and grabs out his calculator.
We have 15 other sorcerers/wizards in the army, so we have access to reasonable realms of power.
>turns out the adamantium spike is just that, a spike
>does not go all the way through the earth, but rather is embedded in the unworked stone.
>DM has always allowed us to adjust spell areas to fit our needs
>Sorcerer has all of the other spellcasters cast transmuste stone to mud at highest level possible, in a casting size of 1'X50'X50'.
Cont in next post.
Pic related-ish.
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>this creates a knife's edge of mud where nothing is attached to the cliff anymore. There is a massive drop into the ocean of over 1k feet.
>DM stepped out to have a smoke at this point.
>comes back, trashes a good number of his notes and starts handing out ad-hoc xp.
>We all go diving later to find the bodies of the BBEG and his retinue
>we collect the treasure and shit, but it gives us an interesting underwater introduction and a lot of the traps were still active so we had to deal with those.
>The BBEG's in our universe don't build on cliffs anymore.
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From the lack of replies, I think we can safely assume that no group in the history of /tg/ has successfully completed a campaign.
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Your DM is kinda not smart.
>Can build entire fortresses from Adamantine
>Can surround them with fields of Plot Device
>Has no contingencies or means of teleporting or pocket dimensioning himself to safety.
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Imperium's gonna get Rekt by Vect edition
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>Freshest Rules in Epub (Use Readium for PC or Kobo on Android)
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>Not always current PDFs:
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>List Builder if BS doesn't add enough bloat for you
https://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#/rosterCreator
>As current as the FAQs get
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40K 7th Edition Quick Reference Sheets:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forge World Book Index:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>The Black Library (Eldar insert here):
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
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First for kill yourself now.
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2nd for the John Galt of the Tau, commander farsight.
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3rd for what are the nids going to do in the gathering storm?