Philosophorks

>>51021629
Okay I lost it.

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Da unanimous Declarashun o' da thirteun united Statz o' America

Wen in da Corse o' uumie events it becomz needid fer wun uumies ter dissolve da pol-tikul bands which ab joind dim wif anodder an ter assume among da powaz o' da urth, da separate an eqwul stashun ter which da Laws o' Natur an o' Nature'z God entitle dim, a decent respekt ter da opinions o' oomie types needz dat they shud declare da causz which impel dim ter da separashun.


Weeb 'old theyz truds ter be ob-vey-us, dat awl men are made eqwul, dat they are endoweded by their Kreator wif certain unalienabul Rights, dat among theyz are Life, Liberty an da pursuit o' 'Appiness. — Dat ter secur theyz rights, Guv'mentz are seddup among Men, gettin' their jus' powaz from da consent o' da ruled, — Dat wenever ony Form o' Guv'ment becomz destructiv o' theyz ends, it iz da Roight o' da Uumies ter alta or ter abolish it, an ter institute nyoo Guv'ment, layin' its base on such principlz an organizin' its powaz in such form, as ter dim shall seem most likelee ter effect their Safety an 'Appiness. Prudenns, indeed, will dictate dat Guv'mentz long establisheded shud nub be changeded fer lite an transient causz; an accordinglee awl suffa thru 'ath shewn dat oomie types are more disposeded ter suffa, while evils are sufferabul dan ter roight dimselves by abolishin' da forms ter which they are accustomeded. But wen a long train o' abusz an usurpashunz, pursuin' invariablee da same Objekt evincz a design ter reju... redus... make reelly littul, dim unda absolute Despotism, it iz their roight, it iz their duty, ter chukk off such Guv'ment, an ter provide nyoo Guards fer their futur security. — Such az bin da patient sufferanz o' theyz Coloniss; an such iz nows da necessity which constrains dim ter alta their forma Systems o' Guv'ment.

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>>51021529
>'e makes a thread about philosoffy
>'e posts poetry instead of anyfin related to da topic
>da poetry ain't even orky

Krump yerself git.

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>>51021761
Such az bin da patient sufferanz o' theyz Coloniss; an such iz nows da necessity which constrains dim ter alta their forma Systems o' Guv'ment. Da 'istory o' da per-sent Bigg, bigg boss o' Great Britain iz a 'istory o' repeateded injuriss an usurpashunz, awl 'aving in direct objekt da establishmunt o' an absolute Tyranny ober theyz Statz. Ter prove dis, let Facts be groveld ter a candid woild.

Ee az refuseded 'is Assent ter Laws, da most wholesome an needid fer da publikk gud.

Ee az forbiddun 'is Governors ter pass Laws o' immediate an per-ssing big deel, unlez suspendeded in their operashun till 'is Assent shud be obtaineded; an wen so suspendeded, ee az udderlee neglecteded ter addend ter dim.

Ee az refuseded ter pass uvver Laws fer da accommodashun o' large districts o' uumies, unlez dem uumies wuud relinqwish da roight o' Representashun in da Legislatur, a roight inestimabul ter dim an formidabul ter tyrants onlee.

Ee az called togevva legislativ bodiss at placz unusuul, uncomfortabul, an distant from da depositoary o' their Publikk Records, fer da sole purpose o' fatiguin' dim inta complianz wif 'is measurz.

Ee az dissolveded Representativ 'Ouses repeatedlee, fer opposin' wif manlee firmnez 'is invasions on da rights o' da uumies.

Ee az refuseded fer a long time, afta such dissolushunz, ter cause ovvaz ter be electeded, whereby da Legislativ Powaz, incapabul o' Greesin, ab returneded ter da Uumies at large fer their wurk; da State remainin' in da mean time exposeded ter awl da dangaz o' invasion from wif'out, an convulsions wivvin.

Ee az endeavoureded ter per-vent da populashun o' theyz Statz; fer dat purpose obstructin' da Laws fer Naturalizashun o' Foreignaz; refusin' ter pass ovvaz ter encouraj their migrashunz clompher, an raisin' da condishunz o' nyoo Appropriashunz o' Lands.

Ee az obstructeded da Administrashun o' Justice by refusin' 'is Assent ter Laws fer establishin' Judiciary Powaz.

Can BRRRRRRT be still konsidered DAKKA?
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