What's a good slur to use against nomadic people like huns?
Horsefuckers.
>>51035594
Tentpitchers, horsefuckers, homeless.
Huns.
Do you like to put easy ones? or do you like insane bullshit ones that TPK instantly?
do you like clever ones that the players feel smart after figuring out?
or are they so subjective that the players bang their beds for 4 hours until you give up?
a challenging fight against a boss who has a specific weakness or pattern?
or 50 enemies to run down their health and skills then stomp them with a "boss"?
Every raid in that piece of shit was the same as the game, full of a bunch of needless enemies and objectives that merely pad time and wear you down instead of add to the experience.
Salt levels high, but your original point, I like to have mix of combat and puzzle where the players are solving it on a time crunch of sorts, if they don't solve it in time they seal their doom!!
>>51034556
Also, bang your beds OP
>>51034508
My gm is pretty crafty, but he's never given me a challenge that made me hatefuck a mattress for four straight hours.
Get in here poor people
Thread questions
>What are you playing
>brewing anything spicy
>what do you like about the format
>what would you change about the format
>>51034377
>What are you playing
UB Teachings, UB tortured Existence, UR Blitz, UW Tron.
>brewing anything spicy
Not really, I guess the control package in the SB of TE is the closest thing.
>what do you like about the format
It's cheap, grindy, and has lots and lots of meaningful decisions.
>what would you change about the format
At least one better boardwipe than Evincar's and Rats.
>the other thread got archived overnight
Fuck me, why can't pauper threads survive for more than 8 hours
>>51034377
>What are you playing
Mono Green tron, Afinity, One land spy, a combo goblin shit brew, mono black control.
>brewing anything spicy
Not at the moment
>what do you like about the format
It's easy to introduce people into the game with it being so affordable and a lot of the meta used similar mechanics to modern stuff so it can help people who want to play adjust more easy
>what would you change about the format
More reprints of Hydro/Pyro-blast for MGTO. Having the best possible functioning sideboard for more then my entire maindeck feels bad
What can change the nature of a man?
A big ol' dick.
good pussy
A three way with feisty tiefling and dignified succubus.While hovering snarky skull watches.
What games are there that can handle the DnD playstyle, where you get a fighter, a priest, a wizard, and so on, explore dungeons, get loot, and all that good stuff.
Which are good?
>>51033849
The Dark Eye is the German version of DnD. It was developed in the 80s because, for the longest time, DnD wasn't available in German. it's finally available in English. The system is reminiscent of AD&D in a lot of ways but fixes the issues with that system. There's no hit point bloat in TDE. Your HP is a fixed value based on your stats. You can spend XP to increase it a little, but not by much. The skill system for The Dark Eye might sound like a chore at first, but it's actually pretty straightforward once you get the hang of it.
Check first pastebin in /osrg/:
>>51012685
from the past, there's 0e D&D, B/X and AD&D. the retroclones of them are Swords & Wizardry, Labryinth Lord and OSRIC in that order. There's also tunnels & trolls, rune quest.
well recommended contemporary interpretations of the 0e style (very different from 3e and after, it's all exploration, resource management, creative encounter resolution) include DCC for something more gonzo, LotFP for more low fantasy and horror, beyond the wall for something light and more youth adult fantasy.
There's also torchbearer, I haven't played it, it's a bit weirder and very rules heavy but meant to have very tense and brutal with the emphasis heavily on resource management.
imo, just play some good old D&D. B/X is a perfect base to add/remove rules onto to get it where you want it while still being perfect on its own. attached pdf is all you need
>>51033849
Pic most definitely not fucking related.
So I will try...
Does anyone play pkmnTCG?
Expanded or Standard?
Deck list?
3rd most popular tcg
3rd best tcg
>>51032778
The vp thread is fairly alive most times.
My local store is starting to support Pokemon, that's exciting. Magic Players as well as other game players are showing interest in playing it. Might be cool.Expanded trevenant because I hate fun.
>>51032778
Not in years. It looks like its old self, but exactly feel like its old self.
>Join PF game, whatever the default fantasy setting is
>Mainly normal characters
>One guy states that his character's armor is pink, his sword is pink, and it's designed to be as obnoxious as possible to draw attention
Is he a that guy?
Is there a reason why? I mean i get that he wants to draw attention, but why does he want to draw attention? Is there a narrative behind this? I mean honestly it's pretty damn weird and annoying, and i would not be happy with someone doing this in my group personally, but for all i know there is actually an explanation for his behavior and you are giving us a spin job. I need more data.
Depends if he's using his obnoxious color scheme to distract/attract enemies towards him.
>>51032288
Maybe they're playing castle crashers
What's this? Did I miss anything important?
>range: infinite
>>51031927
hehehe
>>51031878
god, I wish this was real.
The DM has, perhaps against his better judgement, decided to allow you to design a lower-leveled follower NPC for your character.
What is the first kind of cohort that comes to mind?
>>51030379
It will be a little goblin slut.
Cursed so that if she dont fuck me everyday she dies
An adorable Dickensian chimneysweep. His job will be to solve problems with pluck, wit, and resourcefulness. Also, he will keep all my hirelings in line with application of strokes of the whip.
>>51030379
professional mooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE87hH8hdIw
Got a session sunday, trying to stop some empire from delivering weapons plans back to their home country by robbing the train they're on. You guys got any good phrases? Wanna spice it up beyond the usual Deus Vult.
>>51030329
Paladin lines.
What kind of Paladin are we talking?
>generic lines
"PALADIN! FREEZE!"
"BOOK 'EM DANICUS!"
"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE ARM OF THE LAW!"
Robbing trains
"REACH FOR THE SKYYYY"
"YIPPIE KAI AY"
"SHOW ME YOUR PAWS AND DROP YOUR DRAWERS! THIS IS A STICKUP!"
"Howdy"
"LINE ENDS HERE SCUM!"
>>51030420
Lawmage, basically a magically powered cop. Powered more by law/justice than religion, though she still worships a nature goddess casually, hence why Deus Vulting doesn't work too well.
>>51030920
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Your move, creep."
"Crime: raidering. Sentence: Thirty years in the cubes."
"Stop! In the name of the law!"
"By Justice's swollen teat, I command you to stop!"
"Cower before the long arm of the law!"
Or did you not want camp and quotes?
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Half Dragon Edition
What are you making for The Dragon Game?
>THIS IS IMPORTANT!
If you want build advice make sure to say what 3pp you can use, if any.
>THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/JTj1yEmU (embed)
Avowed Playtest 1:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Avowed Playtest 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rV7kaF9JL2gw9xQalkEnlEDL9WXtbsaCqNABm_pLIgc/edit?usp=sharing
Malefex Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W3LrE8WyIxxYRr8d9dHsWioeUk_-HZaSMqVWRnzc9Fc/edit?usp=sharing
Legendary Kineticists II Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11_w1o5dSef2tzu2GDLnJKElHY3uyETzuzFHDAjI6P6k/edit?usp=sharing
Old Thread: >>51022950
>>51030058
>What are you making for The Dragon Game?
Nothing. Fuck that game
what're some hot looking campaigns right now /tg/
i'm not really looking for the kitsune/dragon gimmick ones.
>>51030058
I posted some nice breasts for the application thread.
>71 HOURS UNTIL MIDNIGHT EDITION
OLD: >>51010410
Kingdom Death is the game of games.
Information is on the Kickstarter Page.
>why is this Percival best girl?
Cutest pupper for cutest girl.
>what level should I pledge at for the Mage sleeves kickstarter
Overpriced.
>Kickstarter Page:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/description
>Adams comments:
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/poots/comments
>Pledge and addon overview: http://vibrantlantern.com/KDM15/#pledgelevels
>Pledge Comparator & Shipping Calculator:
https://stdobby.github.io/kingdomdeath/
>Miniature Count with bonus statistics:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11ujOUYfjTFp3jOx7T4f3wl-KmxBh0hST0Spa2Q3fy2k/edit#gid=0
first for update when
>>51028430
>removing previous OP's eternal FAQ
what the fuck are you doing
>>51028430
The OPs have been bad lately.
Post some inspirational art that will help me to write a campaign out that needs to be done by tomorrow morning
My imagination is dried out. Can be any setting just give me something to jog the old noggin
Rolled 16 (1d20)
That's my Primarch Edition
Funny autism Sub-edition
I'm not sure why I liked previous edition. We had Calthposting, Delegate posting, Rules lawyering and fascism...but it was fun! Oh right, new funny pics :^) . NL are brutally spooky cowards and I'm not sure if Prospero can dwarf the Calthposting seen on previous edition. >>51019360
I really don't care who claims VIth thread, but 'ere we go.
>HHG
http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016)
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
>30k TACTICA & TIPS
What to include in a HH list, how to format it, what makes each legion special (crunch), tactics, Tutorials for Heresy-era minis and more
http://pastebin.com/Tm2P4QLp
>HH Books, Novels and Rulebooks galore
http://pastebin.com/k9uvqsub
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2Ffz1OuHK%2Fcrusade-imperialis-army-lists.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2FZTK72gs%2Flegiones-astartes-age-of-darkness-army-list.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyC
>/HHG/'s Legion demographics
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764
>Oct 16 White Dwarf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/zm71nli980zr97h/WhiteDwarf_Oct16.pdf
>Primarch Popularity Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458318
>Other new links
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww98.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2Fe6VFn2St%2Ffile.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww116.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2Fd2D2z8mF%2Ffile.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww110.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2F1USI8Urn%2Ffile.html
https://mega.nz/#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ!LoBA0bqS
http://www98.zippyshare.com/v/e6VFn2St/file.html
http://www.mediafire.com/file/q315zmyjntb4j04/LA+Exploitable+v1.pdf
Perturabo was the fattest, most autistic primarch.
An Imperial, lapdog of the Anathema was teaching an initiate squad on Roboute Guilliman, a known autist."Before the class begins, you must reject all forms of superstition and accept the teachings of the Emperor! Yes goyim you must accept mortals, remembrancers, and custodes as comrades in the Imperium. You must pretentiously analyse battle doctrine to the point where people avoid us". At this moment, a brave, Gal Vorbak Word Bearer Chapter Master who had earned the watch of the Gods and read 'The Book of Lorgar' 1500 times and understood the necessity of the Primordial Truth walked up to the initiate tutor and whipped out his raging BWBC.
"How hard is this cock, faggot?" The arrogant tutor smirked intellectually and replied "That is obscene, undignified, we must conduct ourselves better in the eyes of the Emperor."
"Wrong. It represents my rock solid belief in the holy Word of Lorgar Aurelian that has swooned hundreds of Human maidens, and made them cry through the night. If you really believed in the future of Man and our species' survival, you would have fucked a daemonette by now."
The tutor was visibly shaken, dropping his copy of one of Guilliman's tactical tomes. He stormed out of the fortress courtyard crying and wrote a treatise about how to purge the Imperium's heretics. 1/2
>tfw Word Bearer
>just want to be friends with everyone
Can someone post Word Bearer books as PDFs for me? I used to have them but for reasons I don't anymore. My phone can't into epub either.
That last thread was a mess though.
>a swarm of faceless monsters, each one designed specifically for its job, united as one organism for the explicit purpose of devouring all biomass in the galaxy, controlled by a collective hive mind. One organism
>LOL SWARMLORD IT HAS ITS OWN NAMES AND ITS SMARTER AND IMMORTAL AND A SUPER SPESHUL HIVE TYRANT
This shit would be like if my pinky finger had its own free will
>>51027798
Agreed. Good concept, but not a good tyranid unit concept at all.
>>51027839
There's nothing wrong with a badass super alien thats smart and scary as fuck.
But it should have been a super-kroot
>>51027798
I wonder what her dick smells like.