Lesbians of /r9k/, what's stopping you from having a girlfriend?

Lesbians<gay men

Prove me wrong

The fact that I don't want to be a degenerate and am successfully suppressing my unnatural urges.
I am slowly becoming straighter and straighter.

My sister eats pussy just fine, I don't need a girlfriend.

>>35401823
I don't want to eat pussy or have mine eaten out. I also don't know how to go about getting a gf. But if I had a qt gf I would dry hump her all day and cuddle

>>35401823
Just got a boner from this. Does this mean I'm a lesbian now?

>>35401823
they don't want a guy to be their girlfriend

>>35401823
>6 hours of nofap down the drain.
Also source?

>>35401915
Go back to the containment thread, Lucy.

I have an internet gf but neither of us have money to meet irl

>>35401823
Pussy smells weird, have never done oral tho, if it tastes like it smells is not a good thing

>>35403859
that's probably just your vagina, mine and my gf's smells pretty great tbqh

>>35404118
I have a very masculine penis anon

I doesn't smell bad, nor good its just a weird smell

I guess it smells like femenine hormones

>>35404118
>lesbian with gf
>on this board
?

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Serious answer; I don't want a girlfriend because it would interfear with my comfy neet life of watching anime and reading manga every day. It's too much effort for too little reward. I'm starting to doubt that I'm even attracted to 3D anymore. Real life people are annoying, loud and smelly and demand things from you all the time. I'm honestly happier with 2D waifus.

>>35401823
>wanting to have twice the unreasonable sperging in a lesbian relationship
lol

>>35401915
Do you really have sexual relations with your own sister?

>>35401823
> what's stopping you from having a girlfriend?
>/r9k/

Gee, I wonder why!

>>35401823
she likes this pussy like my cat drinks milk, women can't they do anything right?

>>35405538
At least they can form coherent sentences.

>>35401823
Wtf I think that's my cousin

Delete this

>>35401823
See, this girl gets it.

One girl is on the bed with her ass on the edge.

The other girl is on her knees.

This provides the optimal clit licking angle.

I was with one girl who wouldn't let me do this!!!

>No anon. Get on the bed with me. Don't be on the floor. That's weird.

BUT THEN THE ANGLES WERE WRONG AND MY NOSE WAS SMASHED INTO HER PUSSY AND I COULDN'T BREATHE.

>>35401907
Solution: Date a double-pass trap who is male during the day and a girl at night

>>35403859
You get used to it

>>35406988
Pillow with towel under lower back

>>35403840
>I have an internet gf but neither of us have money to meet irl
How far away do you two live? Maybe I can pay for it

>>35407224
Ultimate cuckage

>>35408259
>Ultimate cuckage
ywn be cucked by two lesbian fembots
feels so bad man

>>35408286
if you help me find a gf I'll cuck you

>>35401823
I do have a gf. She's a qt.

>>35408353
>if you help me find a gf I'll cuck you
are you a girl?

>>35408408
i'm a girl (boy (girl))

>>35408405

Then why are you here? Diskklsllloriginals

0/10 breasts and no social skills

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>>35408538

>gender limbos are becoming a thing now

So you're an FtMtF?

>>35403599
http://www.avseesee.com/30466/%E5%A5%B3%E5%90%8C%E7%9A%84%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%80%E8%BA%ABpov%E5%93%81%E7%8E%89%E9%82%84%E6%9C%89%E7%9C%BC%E7%A5%9E%E6%8E%A5%E8%A7%B8/

>>35409243
yeah pretty much
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>>35403599
>>35409324
I cant download it though, so if you could help with me with that id be VERY grateful

>>35401823
What the fuck?
Get back to your containment board >>>/lgbt/

Homophobia.

None of my friends know I'm a lesbian. I never really came out to anyone about my sexuality. I'm scared of being attacked by some homophobe who hates lesbians. I don't want to lose my job because my boss finds out I'm a lesbian. I don't want to be denied work for being a lesbian. I don't want to be treated differently for being a lesbian.

>>35409516
Good thing you live in western society.