>5 word essay due in 23 years

>>35400734
Ill still manage to miss the due date

>>35400734
How are you going to start with that extreme? Start with something smaller so we can build go that level of absurdity later ya dumb cunt

3 word paper due in 4 eons, just kill me

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>1 word paper due after AD ends

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>>35400734
>1 letter dissertation due never

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>project where you have to stand in front of classmates and speak about topic asgined
>It's friday, and only a few more people can present their project
>tfw waiting desprately for the bell so that go on monday, but also hoping that I get called today so that I can just be fucking done with it
Highschool torture

>nothing due in 50 billion years

>tfw 1 letter essay due in infinity

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>>35400734
>graham's number word essay due in a planck time

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>suicide due 5 years ago

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>>35400824
this is a very specific feel, but I've been there

fuckin presentations, man

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>Has school year to do project
>Freaking EVERYONE procrasterbates
>we're talking, maybe a quarter of the class actually doing it
>Teacher gives us another month
>tfw i still wait until the last night
>tfw i BS the whole fucking thing
>tfw you bastards do the exact same fucking thing

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>group presentation
>last group to go
>run out of time on friday
>don't get called up on monday
>end up with a 90 for a project I didn't present
the dream

>2 word essay due before the end of my life
>it's actually just my name on a piece of paper
All I can hope for is immortality

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I have to do a 500 word summary about sterilization in America and it's due in 8 hours. I know nothing of the topic. How fucked a mm I? I have to have 5 sources.

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>>35403473
I have had this happen to me before.

Your fucked.

You guys are making jokes but i have an actual 200 word essay due THIS tuesday. fml

>>35403473
Nigga that post has 35 words right there

Just start writing no matter how good it looks and you'll know what you like when you see it

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>Have to write half of the "watashi" kana by the second-coming of Jesus Christ
>Haven't even started
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE

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>Chad plagiarized my half sentence thesis on the cum continuity theorem

HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>given 1 month to hand in a blank piece of paper
>go into class on due date
>everyone else has a half sheet of paper
>tfw I did double the work I had to do because I didnt read the assignment carefully