>"anon i went into your room and threw a load of

>wake up
>door is half open

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>came late from long wagecucking day
>no dust on my computer table

Whebn this suffering stops...

>mom cleaned up my secret toe nail collection that I keep in the bed pole hole

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>Woken up by violent vacuuming session at 7 am again
>Literally slamming the vacuum against the wall like a psychopath

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>get home
>bag of fritos in trashcan
>i dont eat fritios

>>35401884
>tfw my friend had this happen

mum threw away his dreamcast gamecube megadrive and the games.

>leave videogame with character idling in the village
>come back to character who is now swimming in lake

yeah you sure wasn't playing at my computer at all

>>35402423
what game robot?

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>>35402580
TERA

It's not exactly great but I've got nothing else to do and at least it has cute girls.

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>>35402142
Anon i know that feeling. who fucking vacuums at 7 in the morning. even when im away i wake up at that time because im so used to it

this may be the most annoying thing ever. people coming into your space and changing it or taking stuff. i never asked for it to be cleaned, so don't clean it. back when i was a pup i hid weed in my room but then all of a sudden it was time to clean my room. was looking forward to smoking it too.

>>35402142
>>35402782
sometimes its a statement too. like #hey, im hoovering and you're lazy'. well its fucking 7 am on Saturday so fuck off you stupid cunt, you have many, many hours to hoover, or just get a wooden floor and sweep it.

>>35402142
>>35402782
Every morning at 6am my mother spends 20 minutes loudly blow-drying her hair in the bathroom directly across the hall from my room. She puts it on max volume and leaves the bathroom door wide open the entire time. After, she repeatedly stomps up and down and up and down the hallway confident in the fact that she's both woken me up and kept me awake long enough that I can't go back to sleep. Every. Single. Day.

Bunch of spoiled little brats

>>35403047
>someone else being annoying

>HUR SPOILT BRATS

Somebody PLEASE post the greentext about anons that mom and dad stomp around the house and slam shit in an absurd over dramatic way. I know you guys know which one I'm talking about.

>>35402914
The boomers be getting triggered

>>35403919
Wrong post>>35403047
My /b/

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>>35401884
>get home from class
>cumshirt is gone

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>mom did this in high school around when I started smoking weed
>come home and she seems pissed
>was grossed out by the piss bottles and stopped
>mfw in a shoebox on my shelf was my weed stash
I thought she was mad about the weed but the piss bottles saved me

Maybe you should all just get up at a decent hour so you won't fucking wake up to people in your house living their lives and get angry at them.

>>35404050
It's 2017 retard we have electronic lights. There's nothing wrong with being awake all night and sleeping during the day. Don't be a fucking dickhead and make noise when people are trying to sleep. You can 'live your life' without being a loud asshole.

>>35402650
>>35402650
girl(male)s?

>>35401884
>"anon I went into your room and threw your load away"
REEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING BITCH I WAS PLANNING ON EATING THAT!

>>35402914
buy earplugs and don't tell her about it. You'll sleep right through that shit

>>35404050
If a room mate did that you would be angry. Just because you're a parent doesn't give you permission to be extremely inconsiderate.

>>35404229
Do you work? Do you have school? If not, you're just a leech, and should be glad they allow you to suckle at their resources to begin with.

They're probably being passive aggressive for a reason.

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>>35404050
You stupid nigger we're mad at boomers for having their holier-than-thou "I've worked my whole life look at how hard I work I work everyday even at six AM on Saturday look at me work work work work work work" attitude.

It would be okay if they didn't boast about how much they work but every boomer I know a). Loves to let people know how much they work and B). Gets triggered when someone isn't doing "enough" work

>>35404358
t. loser that has no job or education and plays xbox all day and gets mad when his way of life is threatened

>>35404420
I actually work 40 hours a week so I appreciate it when my gf isn't running the God-damned vacuum at the ass crack of dawn

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>he lets people into his room
when i lived at home i had a deadbolt on my door and locked it whenever i left the house

nobody fucks with my nest

>>35404312
You're retarded and I'm glad you'll never have kids.

>come home after a couple of days away
>room completely cleaned
>jizz rag gone

>come home from school one day
>check secret spot in broken dresser
>girl clothes are all gone
>horrible icy feeling in stomach
>crawl into bed and cry
>mom has the audacity to ask what's wrong

>>35401884
That is actually what I do to my parents, because they're incompetent hoarders.

I mean I actually don't tell them that I threw a bunch of shit away. They won't even let me throw anything away that belongs to me. I have to take my own shit wrapped in a garbage bag out at night and take it to a dumpster or one of those charity bins across town like I'm getting rid of a dead body.

I've thrown out I don't know how many XL garbage bags worth of shit, and they haven't noticed a single thing. I've thrown out bags full of bags and the house is still packed with bags full of bags.

>>35404145
>>35404229
>>35404358

>There's nothing wrong with being awake all night and sleeping during the day

No it's actually been proven to be bad for your health. That's why you're so salty.

http://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/blue-light-has-a-dark-side

>>35405702
>implying that's not a benefit

i'm trying to die quickly idiot

get this shitty life over with

>>35405730
>quickly
>death by side-effects of blue light and disrupted circadian rhythm

that's the slowest possible way to kill yourself.

If you weren't so Edgy and actually sincere about killing yourself you would just climb an electrical pole or cartwheel off a highway overpass or suck a shotgun.

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>anon stop talking to your self and playing with the fucking light switch

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>>35401884
>Anon I went into the cum dimension and exorcised the hentai demons!