/britfeel/ football banter edition

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Fuck you. I'll do what I want. Low battery.

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Must charge back in a few hour or so? Don't cry

>>35400194
>football banter edition

football is the most normie hobbie in england. no one can say this isnt a normie thread.

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Who is you're favourite girl from Neon Genesis Evangelion lads?

Vital research

Dying my hair tonight lads, I'd rather do it myself than go to the hairdressers and spend a small fortune

Gotta finish this work shift and pop into Superdrug

>>35400230
It's clearly a joke title.

>>35400230
>out of the loop

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Pretty sure I'm gonna end up one of those weirdos drinking in weatherspoons alone.

>>35400277
well just drink at home alone like the rest of us

>>35400277
alcohol is for normies mate

>>35400277
Ive done it before. Better just to drink at home tbqh. Either there or a local pub where you can get to know people

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i missed that other thread. did you rip that drawfag or what? lol. pathetic. NO EXCUSES. Absolutely degenerate. I seriously question the mental state of some posters. People these days, eh? Tch, kids, what can you do? Must be aving a larf

>>35400244
what colour you dying it mate.
you gonna show us the results

>>35400306
nah i said something negative to him and then felt bad. he'd done every request i asked for so can't really fault the lad.

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you lads must be aving a larf
we should drink together!
We are all in blighty, so why not get sozzled with yer real mates: a bunch of strangers on the internet you never met before from an afro-american nuclear disco apocalypse nightmare discussion and image board?!

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Why are you ideologically opposed to Smug Wojak?

>>35400340
I'll draw yer balls mate. I'll draw yer balls.
Big ones they are. Big as jupiter. Or pluto. Forget which.

>want to reply mario sunshine
>dont want to spend money on buying a game cube

why havent nintendo released mario sunshine on the 3ds?

>>35400350
I'm a miserable drunk but sure.

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>>35400367
I think you can buy computers more powerful than gc. Won't a wii work too?

>>35400194
You misquoted it you moron

>>35400367
emulate it on dolphin

>>35400392
YOU MUST BE AVING A LARF.
A FUCKING LARF MATE.

Opened my bday card from my granddad early. Got 400 quid. What should I spend it on?

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do u liek?
not OC. Totes nicked it off a fb page.
I might have modified it.
Will probably drawfag in a bit when tab is charged.
Be serious this time. I liked the suggestions but you guys need to give me something to work with ffs

>>35400405
ARE U AVIN A LAFF?
IS E HAVIN A LAFF?

>>35400310
Blue if the dye takes to the bleach, and maybe, if I can figure out how to block my facehole out

>>35400366
go on then. let me give you some detail
6'1 91/2 stone
dicks 7.4" x 4"
doesn't have to be to scale though lad.
>did gun be gud

>>35400448
>Blue
Are you a mentally ill teenage girl?

Get me out of this Paki infested country.

>tfw no passport

>>35400429
Prostitutes. No, drugs.
/jk
Spend 100 on nice cool neato clothes, 100 on useful toys/gadgets and save the rest. AND ALWAYS INVEST

>>35400444
no.

>>35400459
no.

>>35400448
just doctor the image in editor on your phone. if that's how you're taking a pic

>>35400471
>replying with "no."
You deserve the worst fate

>>35400397

>>35400389
>I think you can buy computers more powerful than gc.

not a fan of emulators. they are not as comfy. the laptop i am using is slow and shitty too, so i doubt an emulator would even work.

dont have a wii. sold it a while ago. only got a wii and its shit.

>>35400471
>AND ALWAYS INVEST
Invest 200 bongs? On what?

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stop considering hard drugs

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Life is shit lads

>Stuck in north east cambridgeshire
>Jobcentre puts me on work group
>Have to turn up every fucking day for an hour to be told shit I already know for the next 13 weeks
>On top of that I have to do work experience for a month

I want to die

>>35400437
>Be serious this time. I liked the suggestions but you guys need to give me something to work with ffs

Draw Dr. Shipman having dinner with mummy Kay and Lee

>>35400494
that means keep it in your pocket till you can figure it out, or buy gifts for your loved ones.
good will is priceless.
Maybe keep it on the side or start a project.

>>35400533
Lee?

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>>35400242
I think its pretty obvious who best girl is

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>>35400484
more no

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>>35400499
don't tell me what to do technoviking(?).
you are not my god. you are not my lord.

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>>35400242
I prefer Rei, but Asuka grows on me on subsequent watches. She's also in two of my favourite scenes.
Pic related is the best girl, though.

>>35400471
fuck off. draw me some balls. you said you would.
how can we take you seriously when you don't even draw what you say

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>>35400596
>Lee?

The popular youtube vlogger leeiscool1

His first channel got too big so he had to spin off a second one for his singing and stuff

He's quite the britfeel celebrity

>>35400658
my mouse is broken and my tab is low bat

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>Burped and a bit of food came back up

>>35400242
Never seen the show before but the redhead is hotter.

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>tfw you get an extra 1.3GHz from you processor
Post waffles

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Who /selfharm/ here?

Orginal

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lightning hasnt got shit on me any more

>>35400463
Probably

>>35400482
Thanks lad

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like this? please don't make me do stuff which is strictly not necessary. interesting things, please?

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>>35400699
mmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmm
i do love me some waffles!
burnt these slightly in the toaster, but here's my waffles with nutella and clotted cream.

>>35400909
no worries. hope it turns out the way you want it to

look, strictly speaking, if you want me to draw someone, it's polite to include a picture or 2 for reference, or some description or actual content you would like to see.

I was researching neets and found this video about neets in the uk, i'll let you all discuss if you please.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HiEGViSP_WY

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>>35400988

Everyone knows Harold and mummy Kay, both beloved britfeel icons

>>35400988
Fuck off if you offer to draw something and I tell you what to draw then you'd best hop along and do it.
What's the point if I an just get images off google?

Listening to Look at your game girl by Charles Manson on repeat now. Depressing track tbqhwyl

He fooled all the normies, they believing he's a serial killer when he killed nobody

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>>35401004
>>35401074

hey, fucking fuck you. it's not like i have to go rifling through my mind for some images or something. just post something relevant you bloody patently unhelpful mong.
Like literally, google, get a good image, and post it alongside your request. WOULD SAVE ME SO MUCH TIME

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there's may. finish it yourself.
an outline, just like what you gave to me.
do you really expect me to finish it all for you?
have a lil brainstorming session or something brahs
work it out. don't expect it to get done. everyone has to put in to make it hum along well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DSQKEess18

go on. make a meal of it. fucking finish it off

>>35401132
These are fucking shit
80 pixels?

every fucking shop i go to they always ask if i have a student card. I'm fucking 24

if im a prison fag that consented to having sex with a guy but then changed my mind and he still forces it in me even though its too big and hurts me thats still rape right?

>>35401205
LOL you must be REALLY REALLY REALLY DENSE
Haven't you been keeping up with my posts in the britfeel threads? ffs

>>35400639
>technoviking(?)

Are you from 2005?

take me back there with you

>>35401224
you are a rapist. give up your idea of consent, it has only lost you your consent
>>35401220
you're probably not
>>35401236
NO

>>35401205
fuck off mate. you do it, then. let's see your ideas.
I hope you have a list >:(

>>35401227
take a hike loser

>>35401224
you toyed with the consent you gave, so the consent you gave was toyed with.
when you keep your word, your words get kept, but only if you keep your words, and your words are kept

>>35401267
what do you mean "probably not" i fucking know my own age.

>>35401288
been there done that and now you're giving me a lecture on it? how rich

>>35401303
don't count your age, count the present moment. then you will know your age by it

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like this, or less ghosty/freaky?
i assume not-comforting.
are you going to put all the pieces together?

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owsit?

>>35401389
how about you do it at a reasonable resolution
that is a featureless blob

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hey, lads. im gonna set my ps1 up soon. im thinking about buying some more games. could you please recommend some great ps1 games?

i own the following games

- tekken 3
- vagrant story
- grandia
- rival schools
- alundre
- silent hill

thank you.

>>35401422
okay.
BANG
and the resize is done

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>>35401436
sell your playstation and buy a sword

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I can has sword

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I can has swords

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bout to drop a bomb on yall ass

>>35401436
the first gta
time crisis
die hard
tenchu
tomb raider

>>35401436
ff7, 9
mgs
fighting force
ctr
crash 1-3
parappa the rapper
future cop lapd
tomb raider 1-3

theres fuck tons more i cant remember as well desu

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can change it. LITERALLY A ROUGH DRAFT

and stop talking games bitches
if you're scared, pull up your pants
move on to anime and music. mooch betta than a fetal gaming state. interface with the real world: people, technology, nature

>>35401437
>resize means stretching it

>>35401436

Ridge Racer

bl0c

>>35401436
digimon world

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>>35401565
>gonna shrink it down so it'll fit somewhere
you can smooth out drafts, but if you start making modifications to a large image, it's more difficult to work backwards.
better get the draft straight in the beginning.
crooked plan, crooked man. you lot didn't even give me nothing :(

>>35401545
shhh
bored now.
do us some more doodles.
i wanna see a scence from feudal japan with waring clans of samurai fighting in a rice field
. full colour lots of blood and gore dimemberment is good.
chop chop lad

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>>35401436
Medieval
Abe's Odyssey/Exoddus
Rayman 1-2
Jersey Devil (can probably get it cheap)
Wipeout

>>35401593
yeah but that's bad
it doesn't look like anything

>>35401601
>i wanna see a scence from feudal japan with waring clans of samurai fighting in a rice field
>. full colour lots of blood and gore dimemberment is good.

How about this but all the characters are sad frog.jpg or that feel guy.jpg or various other hilarious reaction images

>>35401628
yes even better. still blood and gore though. make it fun.

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>>35400242
Does it matter who is the best?

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you know.... you guys could always finish it yourself... like a test of character, skill, that kinda thing.
gives me hope that i dont have to do EVERYTHING

>>35401517
>>35401522
>>35401572
>>35401580

nice1 lads.

will look into the games you have suggested.

the games i am considering to get right now are tenchu, tomb raider trilogy, ctr, soul blade

>>35401732
nah i prefer doin my own doodles not finishing off somebody elses stuff
you keep at it lad.

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IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KIIIIIL IT

FUTURE LEAVES NOTHING BEHIND

>>35401767
try get on the original gta. it's great. overhead view you can see skid marks when you run over people. seriously is a good game lad

WALKING IN CIRCLES AS I OPEN UP MY BLIND EYES

>>35401821
ill look it up lad. its only cheap so i might pick it up.

>>35401612
thanks for reminding me about medevil. forgot about this game. abe games are great too

>that feel when you make posts but nobody replies to you and you assume you've been shadowbanned and go and reset the router just in case

Fuck you cunts.

>>35401904
shadowban what the fuck are you even talking about you stupid cunt

>>35401904
it's shit lad. genuine posts go un answered. talk of dick gets loads.
sorry lad for letting you down lad.

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>>35401904
WE JUST DONT LIKE YOU

>>35401937
>>35401946
we have an agreement not to reply to him... check the steam chat once in a while

fuck lad, why dont we border mexico? South americans are hot

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>>35401952
dem itty bitty titties

>>35400470
Thanks to the #BASED EU, you don't ned one. Just rock up in Kent and get the Eurostar

>>35401461

>trusting Catholic dogs over His Benevolence, Satan

Jesus a shit; look at those robes, that fuck isn't poor, he's practically royalty.

>>35401956
shit sorry ill get on now, has massagelad logged on since yesterday?

>>35401937
Shadowbanned is where you're banned from a site, but can still make posts. It's just nobody sees them or notices them, so you just assume you're being ignored when you're not. It's a trick on forums where people will just ban evade or make new accounts.

>>35401946
Thanks bra.

>>35401956
That's funny as you have no idea who I am.

>>35400470
Move out of the city then you fucking melt.

>>35402006
>Shadowbanned

I know what shadowbanning is you fucking mong, 4chan doesn't do it. You should fucking know this you absolute fucking clunge. Get rekt you fucking fag.

>>35402027
>4chan doesn't do it

It might do, how would we know?

>>35401956
not in no steam chat so have no idea what you're on about
i can reply to who i want to

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>>35400242
Hikari number 1
Maya number 2
Misato number 3
>>35400699
All i really spend money on is my lovely PC and food. Dont like waffles but have a waifu and crisps.

>>35402027
>he doesn't know

You should go on the 4chan IRC. They do have the ability to do it.

>>35402056
Can you petition them to do it to Amir?

>>35401956
1. Steam chat? Fuck off you autistic fucks
2. I can reply to who I want
3. Unless you got some shitty plugin to give people a ID based on their IP address from thread to thread, you have no idea who it is

Fuck off you melt.

>>35402043
Absolute fucking gash
>>35402056
>going on the public 4chan irc
are you fucking retarded mate? fucking bellend lad

>>35402075
Sadly it's fixed the same way as usual by resetting your IP.

Surprised he's not been range banned on all his potential IP's. I'm sure Scots wouldn't mind.

what they really should have, is chat levels. or chat groups.
people in lower level or out of group can't see/join, and people can make posts visible to group or level.
Would be nice to be able to do it in the post, like a multi-paned post with several addresses, it'd also make posts wrap in short squares so no more trailing the screen with your eyes.

>>35400194
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

that was unoriginal topkek mate

oh boy. i am writing an essay about state crime. this is going to be a pain in the ass.

>>35402126
you gotta go back to plebbit lad

>>35402109
>I'm sure Scots wouldn't mind.

He lives in Manchester

WHAT WAS WEGNER THINKING SENDING HIM OFF THAT EARLY JJKKL

Just watched a dog do a scream like a human man.

Im a little shook from it.

>>35402153
Shit, I was thinking of something else.

>>35402122
i remember when i about 17, and i joined some chat group with people who believed they were vampires. i remember arguing with them a bit because they got pissy with me for not agree with them on some thing, and they banned me. its retarded how fast some mods will ban people. the fella who banned must of been about 30, and i was only 17. obviously i thought they were retarded egde masters and only joined for a laugh but it was still a piss take at the time.

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>At work
>Feeling worse than usual
>Nearly start welling up
I need to sort myself out asap.
I can't carry on in this wretched state.

>>35402212
Sounds like you missed out in immortality there lad. Maybe next time eh?

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like that? but additional boxes would have scroll bars, and probably an expand function, and you would be able to enter different text and images, and make them selectively visible to groups and levels. maybe there should be some sort of pane to control post settings as well. I've seen other chans which had extended functionality, posting multiple images is a cool feature, as are rainbow posts.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET WITH THE TIMES 4CHAN FFS

>>35402153
>Trannypoo lives in my city

I feel tainted just hearing that.

>>35402238
i think they started asking me if i was a vampire hunter, and then they tried asking me if i was a hippie. i was just like "no, im just a person", and the got pissy with me.

>>35402231
iktf. dr appointment tomorrow.
gonna try get on the sick. cba with this shit

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>>35400242
Kaori

>>35402258
Fuck off. 4chan should stay the same forever. There's nothing wrong with it

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my waifu
well, her and others

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my other waifu is science

>>35402325
nice lad. i hope she makes you happy.

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My waifu
Original desu desu

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and my first waifu will always be hairy red guy

>>35401956
>tfw,never been invited to it so can't check it out
:'(

>>35402337
>>35402351
>>35402362

you have been around the block a few times, ey lad?

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the best waifu of all time

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he will love you like no other

feel glum now lads. phone's dying am bored at work. fuck all to do. still 3 n half hrs to go.

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>4k monitor arrived
>set it up
>no backbleed
>no dead pixels

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qack!

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i'm at my com pu ter

>>35402424
did jennifer get it to you safely.

>>35402446
aye, good point, blame the lass. or give her credit.

>>35402134
I don't envy you, that sounds like suffering.

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My true one and only waifu.

>>35402430
Haha what is this image?

>>35402446
she did.

she was also quite hot tbqh

my neigbour said she's delivered to him before and he thought she was hot as well

>>35401718

It is very important, on the same level as whether Picard or Kirk was better btw it's Picard

Also, nice picture

POST DIN DINSSSSSS

>>35402500
i dont have a picture of your mums fanny

>>35402500
The question is what's the filling inside the pie?

>>35402528
Meat and potato lad

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>>35402458
it is god

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is shiva original?

>>35402500
i'm hours away from din dins.
won't be arsed cooking owt so will get a bacon dbl xl on my way home tonight

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evening lads, ive been banned for 3 days and avoided coming here because i kept forgetting i was banned and then trying to post, have i missed anything worth mentioning?

>>35402500
>[File deleted]

Interesting choice

>>35402595
>have i missed anything worth mentioning?

bloody ell.

we have been close to civil war a couple of times, to say the least.

>>35402269

The Pusher might get him though, so it's not all bad.

>>35402595
There's never anything worth mentioning

>>35400277
There's a woman who comes into my local spoons and reeks of fish.

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>>35402595
*stares silently*

>>35402621

i fucking knew it would happen when i was here, fucking /int/ mods

>>35402595
Poleaboo got sacked from his high class call center job

>>35401436
Team Buddies

>>35402637
Poor lad, I hope he's doing okay

>>35402637
Yeah. He got caught eating hulla hoops

>>35402637
Seriously? Did you sniff his female co-worker's chair?

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Hooray, it came a day earlier than expected.

fuck it. bored, phones dying. gonna nip home skin up get my charger and head back to work.
fuck em

>>35402747

what job are you doing laddy?

>>35402681
No but he did get sacked for doing something pretty degenerate - his manager caught him wanking behind a crate in the store room.

>>35402733
>playing games
Ishygddt

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Reckon I make a cuter trap than poley desu

>>35402595

Mayuri waifu anon came back briefly but Shoutanon bullied him so hard he left again, vowing never to return

just jacked off to a 4k porno

i'm in the future lads

>>35402795

a decomposing corpse wearing a mini skirt would make a cuter trap than poley

>>35402795
doesn't take much, but why dont we see irl qt? :^)

oi, what's this I heard about them closing the call centre?
is Amir going to become the promotion and a team?

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>poleaboo will never be your manager at the call center

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any call centre workers want a fight?

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Was looking on eBay for cheap books/comics/magazines... found this bad boy. 45p. Blinding deal lads. Might try resit my English and get A+.

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keep up good cheer lads

>>35402912
>A+

YANKS GET OUT

>tfw you will never be crowned king of all the call centres, with the golden telephone of royalty

>>35402759
normally factory work. but had an accident on mon, not allowed back in any factories till am fully healed. just tossing it off in the old owners office pretending i'm chairman of the bored

>>35402943
>A+

STUDENTS GET OUT

>>35402954
make everyone cups of tea :)

are we supposed to play football with them?
quite a good strategy, it is our national sport
and it worked on the nazis
who can resist a good ol kickabout?

>>35402867
I am getting promoted. I am going to be a team leader.

Don't know why someone earlier was saying I have been sacked. Not true. I am doing very well and today I got the good news.

It was sunny and warm today lads, I had a lovely time pottering around in the garden.

>>35402972
there's nobody about.
found some wine earlier. and actually managed a bit of bants with a cutey office gril. invited her up for a glass or 2 if she got bored. zero spaghetti spilt. highly impressed. shame about the shaking and sweating though, but small victories

>>35403022
you really don't know women
they have no interest in bants
they just want to get on with life
they're looking for someone who can give more than bants
they don't want to sleep with you... probably

>>35402999
Fuck that's amazing Poleaboo, how come you were promoted so fast?

>>35402999
There was a guy who wanked on some fruit and they must have assumed it was you

>>35403021
Spring has sprung! I sat in the garden today listening to music, it was lovely.

oi. football only. NATIONAL PRIDE AND TREASURE

>>35403073
shut up
she laughed, she smiled.
boy done gud

>>35402999
Amir remember when you used to brag about going back to uni and getting a better job than everyone else here? Dumb paki haha.

our football

>>35403108
Indeed it has lad, lots of my plants are coming back to life too. I might even put the solar garden lights back out too, fancy that!

I also painted the garage door but clumsy me managed to get it everywhere.

Uni is a good stepping stone if you have the time and money

>>35403134
no wonder she laughed and smiled, you told her to shut up too

>>35403150
my football

reeeeeee give me disability benefits im a fucking autistic retard how do they expect me to get a job when my anxiety prevents me from even going to the job centre and applying for dole

>>35402895

I'm OK with this feel desu desu

>>35403094
It's all down to stats. I just happened to have the best call handling stats and they needed someone right away. I will maybe get demoted or fired soon, very nervous about taking this job on.
>>35403099
That doesn't make sense, there's no fruit at the call center.
>>35403140
I think i do have a better job than most people here now, I'm a team leader in a top call center. My pay is going up to 11.90 an hour.

the football. amaze

>no longer lusting for females or fantasizing about getting a girlfriend
>all I think and lust over is cocks and pleasing a male

its a bit wierd since I'm not even a gay

>>35403199
I don't think that's how it works mate, if you have two legs two arms and can dress urself ur expected to go out and work. They don't give a fuck about mental illness

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>>35400699
>tfw my pc is starting to dip below the recommended specs for current games

>>35403252
how about just acknowledging the cock.
what it is. not pleasure, just a cock.

>>35403178
i-i didn't tell her to shut up

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>>35403288
don't lie to me friendo

>>35403252
It's almost like you're a porn addict.

h0w abt t4ht GOD 3h?

Just woke up lads

>tfw 16 hours of sleep

Weird feeling now I'm that working. You can take the Robot out of the NEETlifestyle but you can't take the NEETlifestyle out of the robot.

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Strawpoll times lads, get in here

http://www.strawpoll.me/12495224

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>>35403252
sexual enlightenment, cocks are for the discerning intellectual after all.

>>35403334
you're in the wrong place

>>35403340
you too

>>35403224
Poleaboo what are your thoughts on Junlad? I've seen you've been too intimidated to quote him even when he calls people a paki.

>>35403340
if it's your own, maybe

>>35403339

Already 3 parents in britfeel

I want to go back to the days without normies

>>35403383
Don't want to get involved. He has power.

>>35403383
Junlad a bad lad, and a wrong mong. His error goes deep. Let him be gone from thine thoughts, for a shadow is nothing in the radiant eyes of the lord. Only think of the light. Azulad is the light.

>>35403305
i-i'm not lying though,bud
she talked to me w-why would i tell her to shut up.
don't take this victory away mate.please

>>35403383
he thinks i'm amazing and witty.
>>35403384
Cute boy feminine penis is the sexual plaything of choice for the true scholar.

>>35403417
why do I care? you wrong only yourself.

>>35403224
>there's no fruit at the call center.
Sounds a bit unhealthy desu

>>35403416
>Azulad is the light.
Azulad is a mentally ill tranny. Someone who makes the same lifestyle choices as a predatorial paki is no light.

>12 year old sister acting bitchy
>kicks and hits me
>decide to give her a light kick with my foot
>she instantly drops to the floor screaming in "pain"

Are women really this fragile?

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>>35403435
you are lost in labels, and in words.

>>35403437
the fuck you on about lad.

>>35403409
Anime posters already hate you the most though. You gain nothing being a pathetic beta male.

>>35403460
you already knew and you did it anyway

>>35403469
you are wrong. so long.

>>35403491
Yeah but she screamed so loud like someone was murdering her.

>>35403509
you will too. I PROMISE
lol jk you won't even be able utter a word
I can't decide if you should have any last words or not? How about "I died screaming?"
It certainly fits!

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>>35403464
I wish i was lost tongue deep inside a boipucci.
>>35403444
no, he is just a cute boy with a great body. slightly mentally ill but a boy.

>>35403585
why are you calling that?
why don't you use no-name?
Anami Zero Unity

>>35403464
what the fuck is this gay shit

original

>>35403619
OC bebby

>>35403585
Just because the fatlad thinks it's okay doesn't make tranny's acceptable. They need to fuck off out of this country.

>>35403640
one day you can fuck off and show us how it's done

>>35403640
Traps, Cute boys and Fembois can stay though hahaha.
>>35403606
huh? nani?

>>35403659
You'll have to cry a lot of tears until then faggot :(

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I'm hoping the amount of homosexuality that's cropped up in these threads over the last couple of months is some bizarre meme.

>>35403683
don't think about it too hard. it goes with the other thing you said.

>>35403695
naw. dun't think sow. I'm the highest earner EVER.

>>35403699
Stop hating. They came from meme itself. They are a valid meme. But not our meme, eh lads? (maybe)

>>35403699
sure it's been explained before many times desu, just lonely men posting gay shit but using anime girls to stomach it.

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>>35403768
blew my mind. I'm a lady. that's why i'm doing this.

>>35403409
>He has power.

He has power on a vietnamese candle making forum?

>>35403811
if that power is darkness, then yes, because everywhere is darkness, if your eye is in darkness
the light is strength.

brb brushing mah teeth

>>35403811
You not remember the days of Nigii and Tilde? Amir goes full autist and attacks personalities with his trip off while remaining neutral with it on. He's one slimy politician.

Really considering becoming a tripfag. I already post here tons, and the existing tripfags are always guaranteed (you)s and receive a lot more likers than haters, even the lowest of the low like that paki tranny

>>35403883
Have you tried just making high quality posts. I usually average around 4 (you)s and I'm not a trip

>>35403882
>>35403883
what are you two talking about?
you aren't one of us. you're obviously in the wrong place.

>>35403924
Please go newfriend

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>>35400194

Alright lads hope you're all doing fucking fantastically.

>tfw 2 weeks clean and sober

Here's your picture anon, well rmeme'd friend I'll dine out on the irony for a while.

>https://youtu.be/Oy64xTwjZMk

Is this one of you lads?

>>35403922
good on ya mate. desu most people get (you)s whether they deserve it or not. it's about the ones that came from someone meaningful, i think.

>>35403882
Literally who? I've been here since the beginning and have no idea who these nobodies are. Getting really sick of all these children (probably one autist) trying to make a name for themselves.

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>>35403883
You clearly need to see the sign

>>35403491
what's wrong? are you claiming i'm lying about what happened, friendo
i have no reason to lie. bye

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>>35403922

It's not that (I do and already get a load of yous.

I've always been against tripfagging, because all anons should be on a level playing field, and there shouldn't be a hierarchy of the "Kings/leaders", but even the worst tripfags have a lot more clout merely because of their trip, if they are taking advantage of that (and they are shit users) why shouldn't we all?

I kind of feel it should be an all or nothing situation.

>>35403924
>He doesn't know tilde
kys

>>35403922
>and I'm not a trip
'Personalities' are just pseduo-trips m8

feel terrible, flatmates at uni seem to be excluding me again. Two people in the group literally live on either side of my room, and yet they always pass over me, I can even hear them discussing plans to go out right outside my door.

Sometimes they will invite me to dinner or whatever, giving me hope, and then nothing. I'll have a nice chat with them in the kitchen or whatever, but I've decided to totally avoid them now, because I'm sick of feeling like a tagalong.

>>35404023
You still don't get it. YOU DON'T KNOW THEM.

Got some wire things to nail into the wall to tidy it up a bit but I can't find the hammer. Shit

>>35404049

They aren't obliged to befriend you just because you share a flat with them

>>35403475
I have nothing to gain from picking a fight with Junlad.

And now I have a lot to lose. I have a well paying career to think about.

>>35404053
you don't need a hammer.
you need a source of hammers.

>>35403922
>I usually average around 4 (you)s

You're not wrong, kek.

did you take bodhisattva vows?
it helps to remember them.

>>35404086
these people are nothing. there is no fighting. only flying. your victory is their defeat. guaranteed. you just have to do everything by the book.

>>35404086

How could Junlad end that?

Who is this autist being 'quirky' and cryptic?

What you listening to on this comfy Thursday evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2rsaZGh1YA

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to?
What's the best TV program in your opinion?

Hope you're all feeling fantastic and have had a great day doing whatever it is you chose to get up to!

Does anybody have any advice they could give me?
I've hit a bit of a plateau when running, I can run at a constant pace for around 12 - 14 minutes without slowing down and have stayed at that rate for the past two weeks when I usually see improvement. Am I doing something wrong?
Any advice is greatly appreciated!


>>35403963
Well done on your sobriety bud, that's a great start and I'm sure you'll keep it up for many weeks to come!

>>35400242
Kaworu, obvs. I want to protect that smile!

>>35404069
Yeah thanks, I'm aware of that.

It's just that I've been out with them numerous times in the past, and considered myself a part of the group, used to get invited out a lot and eat with them almost every night, considered them all friends, and then nothing.

>>35404111
end yourself and you'll know

>>35404111
>he doesn't know about the Moni-Jun love saga

Holy kek you are in for a treat

>>35403252
You're prison gay

Along with anyone else who suddenly developed gay feelings after spending large amounts of time on here

>>35404111
Poley claimed the movie night gang doxxed people and fucked them around. Jun never misses a night.

>>35404128
evening lad i was thinking about you today

was having a panic attack at work and was wondering what you'd say in that situation

thanks mate

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>>35404051
I knew them very well, even saw most of them naked.
>>35404086
think of all the movie night times, think back and behave.
>>35404128
Great day thanks lenlad, hope you had a nice one. Best TV program is Rome and Generation Kill, these are facts.
>>35404134
that was one way

>>35404128
push harder! Just keep thinking about progressing, and not where you're at. There are no plateaus ;)

>>35404130
they expected more from you

>>35404134
ur makken meh angery

>>35404136
it's loneliness really. if they knew a human touch.

>>35404140
i never wanted movie nights. much better to have schedules!

>>35404147
it is the strength of the character which speaks

>>35404128
Lenlad why are you so nice? Do you really push people in canals?

>coming upto my birthday
>past 3 years I had a breakdown shortly after it
>felt ok until today
>feelings are beginning

Need to nip this in the bud

>>35404188
you will never know them.

>>35404111
I believe Junlad is ScotAnon

Facebook is trying to get me to show the fact that it's my birthday coming up soon. Fuck off theres a reason I set it so no one can see.

>>35404219
But we already found out that ScotAnon is the one paying the indian man to crossdress for him.

So are you admitting you're both?

>>35404219
Why would a prison fag from Hampshire call himself ScotAnon?

>>35404197
run away from home. or to home. I forget which.
Yes run home now.

>>35404219
Sherlock 1st Rank

>>35404134
Go on.. I left this god awful place a year ago when just pakiboo was around

>>35404243
because there is a way to do things.

>>35404234
stop putting words in people's mouths! ! !

>>35404219
Junlad's called you a creepy paki plenty a time. Scotanon is too classy for that.

>>35404273
both dead as far as I'm concerned.
Don't come back. You won't like it. PROMISE.
P.s. don't think you can do what you want and have it your way, Trust me, you are not in control.

>>35404267
Me too, then I came back because he fucked off, Now he's back...

>>35404243
He puts on a Glasgow voice like Begbie from Trainspotting and calls himself ScotAnon.

>>35404295
What are you going to do you autistic babbling freak

>>35404299
go away for countless years, both of you

>>35404304
is he the one who died and came back?

>>35404320
lol I like that. think i'll use it ;)

>>35404304
for what it's worth I believe you poley.Junlad cares an odd amount about these threads if someone were to do a double act he's a good bet.

>>35404193
sick sexual pleasure.
>>35404219
fake news
>>35404273
fake news
>>35404304
very fake news you future suicide.

>>35404353
>>35404353
fake fake news

>>35404345
if so, he's the only one who cares about the thread.
I don't think he's genuine anyway. chasing the string and not the ball.

>>35404353
>Fake news XD
Stop being cringeworthy Scotanon this isn't facebook lad.

>>35404190
like what? I even invited them all over to watch a movie in my room.

>>35404397
wish I could have cum

ScotAnon aka Britnormie is perhaps the saddest NEET that posts here. He invents all these personalities to roleplay with and develops so many stories only to have them rejected by us.
Imagine seeking validation from /britfeel/ as much as he does. Blows my mind.

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>>35404353
your guts will spill out.

What a fucking cesspit

Didn't think it could be any worse than it was last year

I was wrong

Remember this 'Monica' if you come at the king you best not miss...

I haven't masturbated in 9 days. It's going well. I surprisingly haven't had a nightly discharge yet

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Referendum time lads. The referendum is binding and I will respect the vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/12495660

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came here to post best girl

>>35404434
he probably doesn't care.
most likely orf 'is rockuh
the personality of god is a dead man.

>>35404434
Britnormie is probably the most interesting one here because he admits he makes everything up yet still posts those obvious stories.
I think he's the one who posted yesterday saying he makes 70% of the content in britfeel too.

>>35404456
Fucking lol at you thinking you're something special.

>>35404483

I'm not, but I could be over time if I adopt a trip

>>35404480
Yeah, and if he doesn't make it he fucking steals it like the Thai prison story.

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>>35404397
invite them to use your boipucci.
>>35404440
i already spill my guts out for this place, everything i post is legitimate and from the heart... even if thats sad.
>>35404457
this is bait.
>>35404451
good for you lad.

i just love cute boys...

>>35404456
yes but change the name. maybe a title. Infologist?

>>35404480

Isn't he the one with property in barcelona and greece?

>>35404494
you are no matter what, trip or no trip.
being recognised doesn't hide your true power.
being ignored doesn't make your power less.
being yourself is nothing to do with others.
just make your words more powerful than any trip

>>35404519
"Yeah"
good luck getting any proof whatsoever of anything he says - he's as fake as his poleaboo character

>>35404480
>I think he's the one who posted yesterday saying he makes 70% of the content in britfeel too.

Wasn't me. Although I do make some content.

>>35404519
Nope. That was someone else.

>>35404535
I wish I created the Poleaboo character. Would be the best ever.

>>35404501
your heart is sad? that's so sad! I hope no one uses your puccis.
you know what's really sad? the bait is better than you.