Why is pizza such a normie meme? Every white girl mentions "buy

>>35401595
It's become infinitely worse than
>Ermah gerd! BACON!!!
The pizza fucking BS gets me so pissed off
It's a sure fire way to know if somebody is a super normie unoregano downy

>>35401595
I guess refusing to eat heart clogging food is another way I'm (((disadvantaged))).
Fuck women who expect me to eat poisonous shit.

>>35401659
did you just claim pizza is poisonous? you've never heard of moderation have you?

>>35401683
It's basically pure dough, calories, and salt. It has no nutritional value.

>>35401712
you still don't understand the concept of moderation do you

>>35401683
I love cyanide, but only in moderation. Yum.

>>35401739
Keep getting fatter fatty

>>35401748
You know several vegetables have trace amounts of cyanide in them?
>>35401771
And yeah dude for sure, ill keep eating small amounts of junk food and getting in some cardio daily, ill be 400lbs in no time

>>35401808
>eating pizza

NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35401808
Go ahead and enjoy your "moderate" consumption of disease causing food. Your risk for those diseases will only increase "moderately"

>>35401739
It doesn't work like that. Pizza in moderation would almost be like a crumble. Bet it has a high glycemic index. Not worth the money.
>>35401748
Now that might actually be good because of hormosis. The new theory is that vegetables, mushrooms, herbs and fruit are healthy because they are lightly toxic.

I could be wrong, so take this with a huge pile of salt, but hormosis is definitely a thing.

Maybe a better example of a failure of moderation would be heavy metals.

Anyway, pizza confirmed for normie tier.

>>35401808
Not hydrogen cyanide you retard, ferrous or sodium cyanide is non-toxic enough that you can eat a fairly large amount with no side effects, ingest a few grams of hydrogen cyanide though (not in any plants that are considered edible) and you will fucking die
Quickly and painfully

>>35401595
Is it a meme now?
I knew bacon was. I assume the pizza thing is because it's a common as fuck food that's bad for you, you get a similar shit with chocolate (that's usually middle-aged women though).

>>35401808
>And yeah dude for sure, ill keep eating small amounts of junk food and getting in some cardio daily, ill be 400lbs in no time
Junk food is bad even tho it might not lead to weight gain. It slowly kills you but in your case maybe that should be applauded.

>>35401909
>only says the word cyanide
>shits on someone for lacking specificity

>>35401918
nah bro pizza is good for you there's tomato in it

>>35401890
>vegetables, mushrooms, herbs and fruit are healthy because they are lightly toxic.
hey what a wonderful idea, it definitely isn't because of all the antioxidants and fibrous sugars

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>>35401595
Because it's part of their "lolsorandumb" culture of meme foods. Bacon, pizza, junkfood, etc. It lets people know they're so quirky xD, down to earth and easy to date.

and it's another way for roasties to gather beta orbiters for free food.

>>35401917
Pizzas been a meme food for a while now. It's basically the new bacon.

>>35401955
You just went full retard.
oregon

>>35401924
Yes but the person you replied to was obviously meaning the cyanide that will fucking kill you, while you talk about shit that is almost entirely non toxic
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>35401955
>fibrous sugars

Wat

>>35401969
Explain how?
>implying that toxic compounds are in any way healthy
>implying anything other than antioxidants, vitamins and fibrous sugars are what make plant matter healthy
???

Commercial pizza is fucking disgusting

>that shitty greasy taste the tomato sauce makes
>that low protein:high carbs and fats ratio

How can people like this crap? And the crust is pure shit

>>35401988
Sugars trapped in fibrous matter matter
An easy comparison would be an orange (fibrous sugars) and raw cane sugar (non-fibrous)
Basically the difference between fructose and sucrose

>>35401988
he probably meant indigestible sugars like cellulose

>>35402021
Whenever I want pizza I make my own desu

>>35401955
Fiber is good but as far as I am concerned antioxidants is a meme. The body needs stressors.
See "The food hourglass", it talks about how antioxidants might not be what makes fruit for example healthy. Has to do with oxidative stress.

This same book discusses why most wheat based foods are no good, except for oatmeal.
It is by a doctor, who is a big nerd.

Another book is "antifragile" but it doesn't focus on food that much.

>>35401634
>Bacon
At least we know we can trace that back to a specific source (the novelty of Bacon-flavored products, along with Jim Gaffigan's stand-up bit on bacon).

Don't know where the fuck pizza came from though.

>>35401962
Pretty much this.

Stop being a lel r4ndumb try hard. This food is shit, I don't give a shit what 9gag and Reddit might tell you

>>35401712
>pure dough, calories, and salt
None of those things are bad for you. The second two are essential
Have you ever heard of vegtable toppings on pizza? What do you think pizza sauce is made of? Any pizza that isn't smothered in grease can actually be pretty healthy.

>>35402050
Antioxidants are a meme but they are good for you. They scavenge free radicals which cause cancer.

>>35402050
>one book(?) written by a whackjob and another book by another whackjob prove that things that actively stop degradation of the body aren't what stops degradation of the body
Do you actually have any education in this field or are you just spouting bullshit you've read like a retard?

>>35402049
Homemade always triumphs. I went to an Italian restaurant for New Years and the pizza was spot on. The crust was thin and carb free. The ingredients were fresh and nutritious. Is it really that hard to make good pizzas for fast food chains?

>>35401808
>vegetables have trace amounts of cyanide
I'm on your side of the argument but this is not the route we want to go retard.

>>35402012
Because plant antioxidants are hormetic stressors. They work by being a minor toxin.

>>35402103
The difference you'll find is that the Italian pizza you bought was expensive as hell right?
Its a lot cheaper for fast food places and the like to make shitty food that's more accessable for more people

>>35401595
memes are memes. Asking why they spread is stupid.

>>35402125
They work by bonding to free radicals
(Usually a free oxygen atom that isn't in a diatomic state and therefore caustic) and removing them through the kidneys or liver

>>35401890
Ok so what?
I'm still gonna eat it and work out lmao
Like who the fuck asked you for that trash tier comment?

>>35402102
Calm down ragie.
He is a doctor who cites research. He could be wrong but that doesn't change the fact that pizza is bad and fruit, mushrooms, vegetables and herbs are good.
Another book is "How not to die" and it differs, be it that it still says pizza is bad and that plant and fungi stuff is good.

I've read a textbook on nutrition but it doesn't say anything that isn't well-known except that it is better to avoid red meat.

If you think I need credentials then what are yours?

Good nutritional books are hard to find I'll have you have that.

>>35402151
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2635914/

>>35402131
Masses should stop being so cheap otherwise they're all going to fucking die of diabetes and any other cardiovascular disease.

Oh wait. On a second thought, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Maybe the elites aren't wrong after all

>>35402165
Of course you will. You'll stick to eating normie tier food, waste money on gym membership and get cancer by the time you get older.
You could just ignore what I say instead of letting your blood pressure get so high, you know?

>>35401683
Moderation? If you don't eat enough to cause short term effects, you're still suffering in the long term.

There's a reason East Asians and Mediterranean people wiht their based diets live longer.

Eating a mongrel Western diet is worse than smoking.

tfw almonds aren't activated

>>35402165
You know there's something called metabolism right?

>>35401595
>pizza normie meme
I've finally made it I'm a normal now!

I've always hated how pizza was adored by everyone, and then i realized normies are literally NPCs with the same texts

>>35402059
Came from r/trollxchromozomes subreddit. All the fatties over there hijacked meme magic to make pizza love into a meme.

>>35401595
Living in NY, pizza is probably the greatest food in existence. I fucking love it but I've never once experienced this "normie meme" you speak of.

It's the Harry Potter of food

It's for overgrown children who refuse to grow up

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>>35404592
So its a Peter Pan-pizza?

>>35404834
you bitch.........

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>>35401634
>bacon

This was such a normie meme 10 years ago, I remember now

>>35401748
everything is poisonous, only the quantity determines how poisonous it is.

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>>35401595
Because women are insufferable sheep. Their humor relies on an overuse of hyperbole and the situational irony of why they're not doing what they should be doing, of whichever typically makes them look petty, e.g. "OMG I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT WITH EUGENE TONIGHT BUT I CANCELED AND FUCKED TYRONE LAST NIGHT INSTEAD XDDD" or "OMG PIZZA DIET XDDD," similar to how simple vandalism can be funny, but female "humor" is probably millions of times more frequently used.

>>35401595
>Whisper

I thought that app was for high school girls

>>35401595
If I girls gobby doesn't include the singing of soviet socialist classic and choir music or german marching music she is a dumb whore don't even bother putting up with her.
Also pizza is italian food, italians are grade A traitors, she will cheat on you if she preffers pizza over the national dish of your country (exception: Scottland)