I have been practicing stretching my boipussy and now it won't close. I keep shitting my pants. What should I do? I have some bondo and some fiberglass epoxy.
I don't see a problem here
>>8872420
I have no sensation when I have to shit..it just falls out of me when it pleases. This has created many issues. I used bondo to repair my foreskin once. I wonder if it will work as well on my anus..?..?
>>8872434
Again I'm not seeing the issue here
>tfw gay
>tfw just finished lifting weights
>tfw hanging out in a coffee shop
>tfw im that creepy smelly fat guy that hasnt shaved in months
>tfw watching anime and kind of dancing in public slightly to the music and openly on 4chan shitposting
>the headphone jack unplugs
>everyone looks at my fat autistic hairy ass stop dancing and try to fix it
If I wasn't a shameless autist I might have actually felt the human emotion of embarrassment.
>mfw
Fuck normies
>>8872379
Kys faggot
>>8872380
Go to bed dodo... Ya gotta wake ip early to chase trannies amd pretemd you're a girl
Ok I really wanna bf but I have to have a knife on me where I live. I figure that if i get a gun I will feel safer where I live. I am what you would call an expert with a weapon.Thousands of hours with weapons. I just feel if I get into a gay relationship then I need that extra protection.
Assuming you are white, you aren't any more likely to be targeted because you have a bf. They just think you're an easy target because you're in the wrong neighborhood. A gun and good spatial awareness so you can avoid situations where you would have to use said gun are the best self defense tools you can have
Also remember to obey the law regarding firearms in your state and practice with your firearm of choice regularly in order to minimize risk to yourself and maximize your effective stopping power
The bullets don't work if they miss
reminder that if you're a tranny and go to school/work/have a social life, everyone and their dog knows already, and heard about you from a friend of a friend in 10 mile radius
doesn't matter if you are boymode, or you think you're stealth
once someone mentions to someone else that something is "off" about you, the gossip hell begins and you're outed.
So?
I only go to class in oversized boy clothes, I don't think anyone can tell
sometimes I do feel like people fucking stare at me in a way they didn't pre hormones...but that's just in my head right?
>>8871997
>boymode mtf in a year hrt
>go to work in skinny jeans and a hoodie
>AND A LONG SIDE PONYTAIL
>sometimes get mistaken as a girl
If people still can't tell, I don't understand how
A good friend of mine I grew up with is getting married in 8 months. He has asked me to attend his wedding. The problem is he is marrying another guy and I am a closet homophobe who is opposed to gay marriage. The thought of gay marriage sickens me, I don't think I could manage attending one. But if I don't go he will notice and it will probably be the end of our friendship. What do I do?
>>8871955
>a closet homophobe who is opposed to gay marriage
Oh, so you're a repressed gay guy who doesn't want to recognize it. Got it.
I'd seek help for that before I lost my good friend. It'll be obvious even if you manage to show up, you know.
>>8871955
>this post
>again
>with the same pic
Go be bored elsewhere.
I blame the animated Dickgirl Futa porn for all the MtF trannies spamming this board.
Don't watch it. It will turn you into a tranny or give you tranny fetishes.
how? most mtfs want to be rid of their dicks
I found the theme song for AGP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
What about HSTS?
>>8870921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JUnwrbU6Wg
>be me, 13
>son of couple my parents were friends with comes over to your house
>first time meeting him, he's my age
>parents leave to hang out with the other couple, we're left alone
>guy takes over my computer
>puts porn on
>convinces me to watch it with him
>we both get hard
>somehow convinces him to give him a handjob
>do it
>he cums on my face (I was on my knees)
>never see him again
>never tell anybody about this
>think about this for the rest of my life and occasionally masturbate to it
Am I gay or did I get """raped"""?
>>8870429
gaaaayyyyyyy
Also men can't be raped, sorry.
>>8870433
But I don't have any interest in men and haven't done anything with a man since. I only have a mild interest in dick and I assume it's because of that incident.
Pretty gay and you didn't get raped. I mean, you did give your consent at the time.
>not sure if I'm a boy or a girl
>not sure if I like boys or girls
>almost no sex drive
>almost no drive of any kind whatsoever aka why live
>always been like this
literally fucking send help thank you
Are you asexual maybe?
Are you attracted to feminine traits or masculine traits? both/neither?
>>8870410
mostly androgynous traits, not feminine or masculine
Daily reminder that you degenerate faggots will either kill yourselves or die of aids. Better to just do it now
Filthy LGBT scum, they took everything away from me, my friends, my self worth. Everyday I think of my way of revenge to get my only friend back. Should I shoot up the school in return?
>>8869767
How did LGBT people hurt you?
Tell the full story, anon,
Please don't do anything out of revenge, not yet anyway.
>>8869767
is threatening to shoot up a school something that qualifies as "illegal content"?
i got a time-out for using it incorrectly once, but i feel like this is something that shouldn't be just erased and ignored.
Name anybody who passes better than her
Protip: you cant
robin
What do you think of this man? i need the Internets opinion,
his name is Mr fisher
I think you're probably too young to be here.
wtf is this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXLZTNL5Y0
>OP.
I never knew you would find my r.i.p bubbles video so easily from a simple google image search. i have much to learn
If I had a dollar for every gender there was, I would have two dollars
According to feminists, you'd actually have $1.77
>>8869002
You’re not gonna find much opposition here. Go troll tumblr or something.
>>8869002
2$ and millions of Monopoly bills.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/millystilinovic/2017/08/11/australia-is-having-a-plebiscite-on-gay-marriage-heres-what-that-means/#5124ab194347
Hey /lgbt/, I don't have a strong opinion on whether to vote YES or NO in the SSM plebiscite, and I'd really like to understand the argument from both sides.
The NO vote is pretty simple:
> muh Bible
> muh slippery slope
> Faggots are kiddy fuckers
> If it ain't broke don't fix it
Although there are lots of slogans and rainbow flags, I haven't heard anyone articulate a coherent argument FOR gay marriage.
But I'm embarrassed to say I haven't heard anyone articulate a coherent argument FOR gay marriage in Australia.
So help me out /lgbt/, I'd love to have a solid argument to ponder before I decide.
>>8872445
Vote NO because:
>marriage is bad
>letting the left dictate the political agenda is bad
>letting the left thing it can get the LGBT vote by pandering like this instead of focusing on real issues is bad
>letting the left divide people into minorities who can be bought with targeted policies is bad
>the vote is a waste of money and the govt should be punished for holding it
>the vote is illegal (look it up) and the govt should be punished
>real equality is bigger issues than marriage
>civil unions should be here instead
>the federal government should stop trying to make decisions for the states
>the govt should focus on the big issues of today's world, not encouraging people to wave rainbow flags
>>8872464
That's a solid NO argument, but I'd like to see someone articulate a YES argument as well.
Thanks anyway
>>8872479
Each of those are separate and valid NO arguments.
I posted them because the four you listed weren't exactly great when it comes to understanding both sides.