caught a bug

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>>36802850
KILL IT NOW! No, I kid. Release it promptly.

please live stream yourself eating it

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>>36802912
>please live stream yourself eating it
How much are you willing to pay

Bugs are aliens dude. Leave him alone!

livestream it crawling into your ear

>>36802850
squash it

>>36802867
>>36802912
>>36803384

cum on it, immediately.

>>36802951
>Bugs are aliens dude. Leave him alone!
Ok I'll release it

>>36803422
I just released it sorry

>>36802850
Ooo a harvestman.
They're good, they eat waste material and pests. Have actual mouths rather than fangs like a spider.
Extremely harmless.

>>36803435
I think its a crane fly actually.

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>>36802943
I GUESS NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW, WILL WE?

>>36803435
It was a crane fly

>>36803495
>I GUESS NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW, WILL WE?
I can catch another

>>36803511
I can catch another

Please and thank you

>>36802850
Fucking kill that thing. I hate craneflies.

>>36803578
I'll have to wait for one to fly into my room

>>36803628
They don't bite
They are nice just a little scary

I'll send you 99 cents if you shove it up your urethra.
>the cent symbol isn't allowed on r9k. What the fuck.

>>36802850
Congrats on getting qt bug gf.

>>36803719
>Congrats on getting qt bug gf.
it's a boy actually

>>36802943
this movie was bumb