Who here /eurovision/?Israel was shit
This is the stream, for those of you too lazy to search:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
>>36993000
Shit it's Eurovision again? seems like the last one was a month ago. How was Germany?
>>36993121
No idea, I haven't watched any of the semifinals. (The last one was a few days ago I think?)
>>36993000
>tfw your country lost again
FUCK, why did this hurt my soul so hard
Belarus-chan was such a qt too.
Didn't even give a shit about this contest until Salvadorable.
Netherlands sounds pretty good actually. My favorite so far out of 3 songs that I heard.
What the fuck, Netherlands?
>three roasties singing
>intro sequence was a shopping montage
>song about how to get over meme depression
At least Moldova is bound to have something hilarious going on.
>>36993409
Nevermind, they're going full meme. Romanian dance beat plus a cheap knockoff of the sax guy as their main showpiece.
>moldova
>singing in english
>middle eastern tune
>shitty meme dance
how embarrassing
>>36993449
>song is called Origo
Is Hungary bloxposting in real life?
>>36993494
Traditional gypsy music and a rap part. Holy shit how cringy.
Epic sax guy returned that's all I need
Damn, the memes practically write themselves.
Why is Israel allowed to participate again?
>>36993605
Israel and Australia are about to be annexed and they should get used to it in advance.
>>36993605
They keep trying to be in Europe but they're not
Danish singer is built like a damn gorilla
>majority of countries sing in English, with very few singing in their native language
>UK never EVER wins
britcucks eternally btfo
Denmark is just generic rnb song.
Somehow both traditional folk music and pop songs sound equally bad.
>>36993661
She's just a little thicc
>>36993605
because of the holocaust
>>36993667
UK should try singing in French just to fuck with people
Portugal is chill
Nice, I like Portugal the most so far. The singer even looks autistic.
i-i-is Azerbaijan-chan /ourgirl/?
Holy fuck there's a horse in Azerbaijan
who here /occidentaliskarma/
>>36993786
YES!
2deep art pop with meaningless lyrics
>>36993786
lolno, she needs to go back to tumblr
how very originally edgy
This is actually the kind of music I would normally listen to.
what the fuck am I watching? Croatio, NO!!!
>>36993753
Representing us the right way. Song's about unrequited love too.
Haha, how fucking gay is this.
What the actual fuck is Croatia
Australia? Is the USA also there?
>prisoners singing
WHY the fuck are these CUNTS in EUROvision.
Pretty boring song. ALso the singer is half abo probably.
>>36993950
He's a native abbo-ape man not one of the prisoner caste. They're really pushing the DIVERSITY meme hard
>>36994002
how very liberal of them
Anyone want some neebles?
>>36993391
>Am Dutch
LegitimatelyDisgusted.png
>>36994045
Pretty cool song though. This and Portugal are my faves so far.
Well, at least Greece-chan is somewhat cute.
swooning hard for portugal and aussie
greece is a goddess
>>36994123
>>36994146
Greece was completelely shit guys come on.
This is a bretty gud song
>lover
dropped
Spain is going the classic Germany route and not even trying.
Spain 0 points or close to it, calling it now. This song is soooo bad
Spain though
Juan Direction
>>36994171
This song is triggering me hard in every possible way.
Eurovision more like Talmudvision am I right
>Junker: "English is losing it's relevance in Europe after Brexit"
>All these Europeans singing in English
I hope I won't get accused of being /pol/, but I am positively surprised by how white it is. I expected with this motto to see far more diversity actually.
>be Romanian
>always get embarrassed at the Eurovision songfestival whether it's silly hats or vampires
>I hope this year is different.jpeg
>yodelling.mp3
Romania has absolutely nothing do with yodelling. They went out of their way to embarrass themselves. I give up.
>Norway
>This is going to be some semi edgy daft punk shit
>singer opens his mouth
I'm out guys
>KILL
KILL
>KILL
KILL
>KILL
KILL
Norway has a song about killing something, how uncharacteristic
Damn, are these seriously the best lyrics Bongland can produce? No wonder they never win.
>>36994244
It is pretty strange that the theme is diversity and they keep talking about diversity but barring the abo chimp which isn't even european anyway, almost everyone is white
This is making me want to be dead
>>36994410
Diversity isn't just about race, anon.
>>36994452
But we know that it's pretty much about having less white people.
>>36994452
I'm from UK, Graham Norton does the commentary, he was like "lol it's about diversity but there's 3 white guys hosting
>>36994493
>ukrainians
>white
Why is keemstar yodelling
>>36994245
Oh boy this is gonna be bad, innit.
do Yurop's unironically enjoy watching this? Srs question, is it like the superbowl or the grammy's or something? Who watches this shit and why?
Romania is making me cringe, like they are really trying to shame their country
>>36994578
Most of the viewers are yankie doodles or chinks
>>36994532
>even worse than I expected.jpeg
Sigh
>hungary
>gyppos
>rapping
>romania
>yoddeling
>rapping
What went wrong in this area?
That is a romanian chad, who got a free kiss on stacy, how does that make you feel?
Here we go Germany, I got sick of this song on the radio already.
>>36994611
Romanian girls are really easy and beautiful. I could land a girl like that.
This is fully boring
>exact same guitar line as Katy Perry's Firework
really gets the old noggin whirring
>>36994601
Fuck, that was genuinely really bad. How did they even get selected?
>>36994611
Did you miss Belarus-chan getting kissed by her betamax partner? That one really ground my gears.
>>36994665
Also ripped of titanium. last place here we come.
i-i-is this a Ukrainian anime opening?
>>36994690
I don't know. I don't live in Romania. So when shit like this happened I never heard the end of it at school. luckily I'm in university now and no one notices me.
Why is there a stripper in the background
>>36994752
I also thought it sounds kind of japanese, like Death Note opening or something.
>>36994410
white and male too
Welp, I guess I'm voting for Portugal-kun after all.
>>36994765
>no one notices me
As usual
>>36994602
excessive racism and nationalism
>>36994770
>implying strippers aren't Ukraine's main national symbol
I unironically enjoy Belgium, but I am 100% certain it's ripping off something
>>36994842
Yeah me too. What song is it?
>>36994842
+1, I can't put my finger on it though.
>>36994871
>>36994876
I think it reminds of some mumford and sons song probably.
>Sweden sends a White Male
Now that is surprising. How many years has it been since any of the Swedish acts were white?
>first black guy on stage
>it's Sweden
>>36994925
San marino had a black american guy but they were only in semis
T W I N K B O I S
>>36994925
Somebody has to save the motto and provide some diversity
>Sweden is literally Beverly Hills cop
>inb4 sweden wins again
Bulgaria is another generic sounding shit.
I wanna smack this kid
>france singing in french
Are they allowed to do this?
>>36995065
nevermind the refrain is in english
F-france-chan...
Alright lads, Portugal is officially the /r9k/ candidate.
Also hoping for Belgium, Azerbaijan and Netherlands.
Lmao at hohols bringing these freaks again. Why can't you just host it with dignity?
>>36993605
They are apart of the European national board or something since they are a european country in the middle east;
>>36995149
Portugal deserves it tbqh. Literally the only non-cancer song this year.
>>36995178
muh diversity
>ukraine dancing
>>36995297
sweden* I have raging autism please be patient
Has anyone actually voted? Their meme phone app is broken for me.
>>36994578
its just fun, nothing serious
handegg suck anyway
>>36993937
Dont be mean, my fav is gypsy guy and last 17 yr old guy
>>36995386
remember to vote Israel
>>36995238
Uk that portugal guy will die if he doesnt get new heart until end of the year
>>36995481
who could be behind this post eh goyim
Vote Portugal or Belgium lads.
fuck now I'm a lolicon
Everyone vote Hungary
The other performers were shit compared to our magyar cigany
>>36995710
I unironically like him the best
SWEDEN TO WIN
Why haven't you voted Romania yet?
>>36995672
>now
Anon, you've been missing out.
>>36995710
Memes aside Hungary was definitely second best this year.
>>36995726
His song was about a grill breaking his heart
THAT AUSTRALIAN GUY
This mu thread is so shit. They like tumblr skeleton girl and make fun of Hungary.
Anyone else see just see that /basedaussie/ mooning
get's say Portugal is /ourguy/ and takes the win
Vote Croatia
Holy shit Australia, what the fuck are you doing
PORTUGAL! HE'S GONNA DO IT
PORTUGAL IS WINNING GUYS
Why does Israel get in?
They aren't Europe
A-are the Jews leaving Eurovision? Did I hear right?
>>36996044
they own part of the organisation that runs the Eurovision
>>36995875
shitposting
so the usual
>germany 0 points
>sbain 0 points
fantastic
>>36996135
Ahh, all is well with the world.
what the fuck is this
asdoh
Why am I even watching this
What the fuck is up with that video chat lag? This is 2017, you can get sub-100ms ping times between any two points in urban Europe on fiber. Are these incompetent fucks still using satellites?
>>36996288
so you can witness the simultaneous collapse of the West (EU, USA) and rise of the East (India, China)
what a time to be alive desu
>Moldova, 12 points for Romania
>Australia, 12 points for Bongland
I'm so glad this contest is completely apolitical.
Is the georgian representative stoned?
>tfw no average italian gf
>moshi moshi
oh fucking dear georgia
>>36996396
>Cyprus, 12 points for Greece
Was that booing I heard in the background?
This is incredibly tense
PORTUGAL
PORTUGAL
PORTUGAL
PORTUGAL
Nice Portugal actually won. Also glad Belgium did pretty well. Kind of disappointed about Netherlands and Azerbaijan doing so shit but oh well.
looks like they hired the mafia for bodyguards
AAAAHHH PORTUGAL
ENCORE TIME
Haha he is actually /ourguy/
shit song but he seems like a really nice guy and he loves his ugly tranny mtf sister
>>36996935
Let this be an example. Autism always wins in the end.
>>36996967
>tranny mtf sister
wew lad
>>36997035
This is actually unironically inspiring.
>go to a normie music contest with a calm jazz song
>beat everyone
>don't even mention muh diversity in your acceptance speech
>call out plebs instead
>>36996967
I can't tell if she's actually a girl (male) or you're memeing. Help?
>>36996888
Fuck off back to Mexico, nigger.
>>36997162
She just has a manly face. I couldn't find anything about her being a tranny
Fuck I just found out that the Portugal guy has a sob story because he is sick.
He probably only won because of that not because of his song.
Normies did it again.
>>36993000
Normiest shit on front page, and that's saying something
>WHY ARE WOMEN X
>DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL GF
>MY BF IS X I'M Y
fuck this board
>>36997316
Are you criticizing my thread for being too normie or praising it for not being normie? I'm afraid I don't quite understand.
>>36995008
Shhhhhhh, our guy is talented as fuck.
>>36993000
Literally not one good song. Why are Euros such autists (I say this as a Brit, our song was trash too)
>>36997639
Portugal, Belgium, Netherlands, Ukraine, Azerbaijan were good.
>tfw portuguese
>>36997945
What a ride, eh?
>>36997316
yo maybe wizchan is more your speed
>>36997945
>>36997992
what happened portufags?
>>36998025
Portuguese guy btfoed all the electro eurotrash with his comfy song
>>36997316
>muh normies
Hi fellow oldfag, been here a whole year?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/ourguy/
he totally is an aspie
> tfw you will never suck Anja's tiddies
> goes to sing the winning song one last time
> says something like "isto ja estava tudo pago"
> camones didn't understand
>>36999160
ai meirmao