What are you anons getting mommy for Mother's day?

>>36992797

A sage and a report.

>>36992843
lol this faggot Djowie. Keep it up, kid. Maybe on day Ciara will let you eat her dried up pussy.

>>36992873
Not me, but still reporting the thread :,)

>>36992797
>Americucks

Mothers day was 2 months ago

>>36993055
Sorry Europe. Maybe one day we will play catch up.

>>36992797
I sent her a card last night. She'll probably get it mid next week

Who is this semen demon mummy?

I texted her.
>happy day
That's about it.

>>36993055

This is an American website. Fuck off, foreign scum.

I want to cum all ever her gross old face.

>>36993214
>I want to cum all ever her gross old face.

Wow lewd as fuck, anon.

>>36992797
I donated $50 to a local animal shelter in her name because she's a hippie who hates when people spend money on her but its not like I can just not buy her something for mothers day. .

>>36993350
That's still really sweet, anon.
Original kindness.

I got her a day pass to a steam bath/sauna place. She's always going on about her joints and shit, so I figure that'll fix her shit for a little while.
I would have sprung for the massage package, 30$ for an hour seemed like a decent deal, but that seemed creepy.

>>36992797
Nothing.

because mother's day is everyday.
i wish i wasnt born in this world,i have seen it all,its fake.

I bought her a $50 oil diffuser and some oils for a total of $65. Dad she said she wanted one for her office...

I hate spending money, Bros. I on ly have $3600 in savings and $200 in checking...

>>36993962
Why haven't I gotten a reply yet? I refresh every 30 sec and nothing

>>36994298
>Why haven't I gotten a reply yet? I refresh every 30 sec and nothing
(you)

>>36994298

What? You want your fucking cock sucked? Fuck you.

>>36992797
I'm taking a xanax and going outside to get her a card and a bouquet of flowers.

I'm gong to rub her feet and kiss them and maybe rub her back and fuck her like a whore

>>36994399
Bad post
>>36994405
Good post.

>>36994367
Yeah, from a mature women.
Why do you ask? Also, why does spending money give me anxiety.

nothing, like every year

im 26, and i havent spoken to my mother since i was 18 when i was kicked out of home

my hate for her runs deep in my soul

>>36994434

Because you're a stupid fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

>>36994461
Can you go into better detail, that gives me nothing to go off of.

>>36994298
Because mother's day gifts aren't exciting to anyone but you and your mother.
I spent 20$ on >>36993492
I'm in a similar economic bracket as yours, 20$ seemed more appropriate and honestly trying to get somebody to start a new thing, like aromatherapy, learning a language, or e-cigs can be disappointing for both the gifter and the giftee if it doesn't work out.

>>36994449
My condolences
Yoringial

cummies

:3

>>36994531

There's nothing to say, you're just a giant faggot who should heavily consider killing himself.

>>36994449
Same but since my early twenties.

protip to future normies in this thread; kicking out your kid isn't a fucking joke, expect it to destroy your relationship with them forever, its severely traumatizing

>>36993173
Could have said who is this cummy mummy

>>36994653
Future normie here, I can't see myself kicking out a kid unless I'd totally given up on them and wanted nothing to do with them for the rest of my life.
They'd have to have fucked their little sister or something to get me that riled up.

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I gave her flowers. She liked it a lot.

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>>36993962
I hate spending money too. That sounds like a good amount you've got saved up depending on your monthly bills. Keep at it lad.