vacation

>>36991796
>can't leave the USA

Not even in the USA, faggot

>>36991796
Source on ms piggy?

>stay in a luxury hotel suite
>buy some expensive champaign
>throw a party for whatever
I'm probably over budget already

Stay in a $200-250/night room
Allocate $500/night to escorts and the remaining $2,500 to food and taxis for the month

>>36991796
>>want to buy a hooker
>>only hooker in US are old ugly niggers

>>36991841
Not so obviously implied you begin in the US.

i'd buy a used top end sportbike for ~10k and spent the 30 days riding around the country, staying in nice hotels and camping

>>36991890
You are mistaken robotfriend

Women love money and you can easily find hot ones in the $300/hr range.

If you don't mind condoms then you could be tapping the finest ass you'll see in your life for $500+/hr.

Also sometimes pornstars moonlight, so you might even see your oneitis in the $1,000-$2,000 range.

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>>36991918
A sportbike would be terrible to tour on. I'd go with an adventure bike for the comfort and wider range of stuff you can do on it. But I'd definitely go along with you

I'd buy lots of weed with it

I'd just smoke like crazy

>>36991796
>can't leave the USA
fuck that. Fly to Thailand. Get a fresh bargirl who just moved from her village. Pay her a few grand for the month. maybe take one of her friends for variety. Travel down to the southern islands, fugg, swim in the ocean, get massages, relax. Maybe have a coke binge or two, but mostly just chill

>>36991796
spend like $1000 on a fake "vacation" in the town over

spend the rest on weed

>>36992076
Couldn't you do that with the leftover 5k?

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>>36991993
you're probably right. i'm just a sucker for crotch rockets. i'd appreciate the company friend

>>36992200
Trust me I am too I would love to have an R1 built for the track, you can't compare anything to the speed and handling of a super sport. Do you currently ride anything, dirt or street?

>>36992110
Okay, fancy accommodation, rent a motorcycle, rent boat, and become the all time biggest donor to the local temple

>>36992231
got a ninja 300 as my first bike last year, love it to death (hopefully not literally). in a few years i'll upgrade to a SS or a touring bike depending on how i think I'll ride.

you?

>>36991796
Sauce of this?!

Super Duper Original

>>36992526
I could never find it

>>36991796
I would get a new gaming setup for about $5,000, buy a car for another $5,000, $10,000 for some rifles, and then I'd take my sisters on a trip with the rest.

>>36991890
You have 25k you need to blow.

Believe me you can find hookers hotter than any Chad's girlfriend with that cash.

Buy 19k worth of precious metals and 1k worth of drugs.

I'd go to guam, see the jungles and beaches and stuff.

On my way back i'd stop in oahu and rent a car to drive from the beach to the top of mauna kea. I would do this during a snowstorm so I could experience going from 80 degree beach weather to freezing snow in less than an hour

>>36991796

Live in a luxury hotel in NYC for a month
Rent an expensive car
Pretend to be rich
fuck gold diggers.

ez

>>36992677
I found it

https://www.instagram.com/mamudsny/

>>36991796
put $25k down on one of those new $30k Teslas

otherwise go about exactly as I normally would

great thread OP

>>36991796
>google search image
>almost all results are from 4chan

really fires my neurons

>>36993244
This also

https://www.instagram.com/xoxnika

I would buy twenty five thousand blowjobs from your mom.

>>36993244
Thank you
My whole weekend just got better.

>>36993403
It sucks that she's not a porn star though

>>36991906
Why would anyone ever want to go to your country ,?

>>36993424
Actually prefer that she isn't. Porn stars don't inspire me.

>>36993510
More variety of shit to do than any other be other country. Plus the UK has too many drunks and coke heads.

I wish I was in the USA. I'd rent a car and drive through the country. Put the remaining 20k or so in ETH.

>>36991796
Get a girlfriend. She'll know how to blow it all within 2 minutes.

>>36991796
Spend all the money on Gold.
Bury it in my backyard.
Resell whenever i need money.

Easy.

In off to a Condo on the beach in Hawaii. One of the less populated islands preferably

I would probably go to a Stanely Cup finals game depending on the time of year or blow it on MtG cards

>>36991796
>you can't leave the USA.
>Negro thinks, all robots are murican
W R O N G

>>36992367
not the guy you were talking to- i just got a xr80 yesterday, and it's easier than i thought it'd be.

have been infatuated with bikes since i learned more about them 11 months ago

>>36991863
Same. I'd also buy some animu figures

>>36991796
I'd just spend it on vidyas and food. Nothing is more fun to me than just chilling out and talking to people on games.

>>36991796
>a month
>20k
So this means I won't have the time to roam around, camping and hitchhiking like I would in a destination I want to get to know a lot, so scratch Australia/NZ and ME. Plus if I have the money for once, then it would be better to favour somewhere expensive now that I have the chance so scratch Africa and SE Asia.
I see 2 options: travelling along the coast in Italy, making sure to visit Venice and Florence. Or hitting the Caribbean Sea and spending the entire month either at the beach playing with dolphins and swimming in blue waters; Belize or some shit would be good. I'd probably drag my brother and sister along either way, because why the fuck not.

If I had like 6 months or more I'd probably travel around Africa.

>USA
not even once lol

>>36991890
>>36991985
>Using hookers
>Not just going to a bar and offering money for sex

I bet you that at least 100% of the single girls would accept it based on the amount of money.

Can I just buy a bunch of toys? Maybe I'd go somewhere fun and take a few workshops on plastic work and after pick up some tools for a shop. Maybe a metal class too, nothing fancy. Just the basics of tig and fuck around with the drill and lathe on someone else's stuff so if I break it I know not to break the one I buy.

>live in top-tier hotel room by a great surf spot
>fix everything wrong with my car, then night drive every night or walk the beach blasted on drugs or drink
>surf
>eat out or room service every meal
>do other random shit that I otherwise wouldn't cus of money

>>36991796
>A bunch of hookers and cocaine

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>>36991993
I want something like this to go on an adventure in the woods for days or something.

Cocaine vodka hookers and an expensive hotel

>>36991796
Throw some escorts off sky scrapers, obviously.