Off to the Psych Ward

They usually don't let you have your phone.. speaking from experience.

Seeing as you're using moccasins and short socks, im not surprised

>>37357044
Good luck anon, I hope they treat you well and you get better. Do you think they will let you shitpost from in there?

>>37357044
What did you do to make them call 911?

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>>37357076
This, your hands are normally restrained too. But indulge us OP what did you supposedly do.

>>37357076
They may very well take it away later, but I'm just now arriving at the hospital. I really hope they don't take it away.

Huh. Both times they used a cop car and I even went voluntarily.

[Spoiler] That EMT trip costs a lot [/spoiler]

>>37357123
Hopefully

>>37357153
>>37357195
"Threatened to kill myself" but it's only their word against mine so I'm keeping it allegedly. Also I like the cute pic thank you c:

Wheeeee I'm being wheeled around on a gurney

>>37357044
When I was in the psych ward for suicide attempts and depression it was pretty boring. At the same time it might actually be good for you, as they'll probably try to force the illness out of you. Also I hope you're prepared to eat everything with a spoon forever.

>>37357293
I'm also about to experience SEVERE opiate withdrawals (I'd been taking them so as not to kill myself, but they were destroyed by the same family member who called 911, even though they were legal. This ought to be a fun couple hours or days in hell.

Yep, pretty boring.

>>37357262
Yeah, they tried to get me to sign this thing saying I'd pay 40%, but I was like fuck that noise lol

Although there's this pretty chill black EMS guy, whom I like very much. Too bad he's leaving now.

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Oh, also, here's proof for ya

Do you get sent to the psych ward if you overdose?

>>37357529
I didn't overdose, but I don't think so, no. They just hit you with narcan and send you on your way.

>>37357478
>1998
>18 yrs

aaand its fake. this was last year.

>>37357044
Scream "I HATE NORMIES" and "THE ILLUMINATI IS OPPRESSING ME."

That should help the situation.

>>37357044
4chan does not allow posting off of mobile data.
Leave.

>>37357575
August, genius

>>37357589
Lol the nurses are (seemingly for now) too nice for that

>>37357610
Eat my ass

>>37357575
Are you retarded? I'm currently 18, born in 1998.

I really need to pee, but they're saying I have to pee in a cup or else they'll 1013 me (even though there's no evidence of it) and shove a catheter up my cock lmao. I'm being as much of an annoying bitch as I possibly can be, and not complying with anything, because I'm immature and whatever other reasons I have.

All the black people here are the absolute most chill people I've ever met in my entire life. Maybe I ought to try to get committed. It seems damn fun

>>37357849
Sounds like you just really want something up your peehole

>>37357996
Lmao thank you for that. But I'm getting blood taken and I hate needles, fml.

are US psych wards better than UK ones?

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>>37358143
Whoops, I forgot the picture of my torture (I know I'm being overly dramatic lol)

>>37357849
How the fuck is it a good idea to fuck with people who can keep you locked up for as long as they feel like?

>>37358176
I kind of want to be locked up desu.

HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS HOLY FUCK, GOOD NEWS INCOMING. THE CHILLEST BLACK NURSE SAID YES WHEN I ASKED HIM FOR VALIUM FUCK YEAH IF I GET SOME I'LL BE SO GODDAMN HAPPY!!

This entire thread is very fake and gay

>>37358257
Lmao how can I prove it to you?

>>37358215
Pretty jealous, might go beg my GP for some benzos today.

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>>37358257
Here's another pic

>>37358336
Apparently it's gonna be Ativan, but goddamn I'll take anything. I wish you the best of luck, my friend.

>>37358390
Also I know the "cut" isn't even anything LMAO it's the most pussy cut I've ever seen, but I was just grandstanding and being a bitch - I'm way too pussy to die by cutting my wrists lmao. It'll definitely be an overdose for me!

This is honestly the most fun thing I've done in months desu. No shit.

Watch out, I once got sent to a psych ward for morphine addiction against my will and got a $23,000 bill a year later for a 5-day stay.

>>37358466
>against my will and got a $23,000 bill a year later for a 5-day stay.
kek, at that point id just say fuck it and shoot up the place (after assassinating the top people behind that shit)

>>37358466
I've repeatedly said that I'm not paying for shit since I was sent here against my will, I refused to sign a thing from the ambulance saying I'd be liable for 40% of the cost (fuckers tried to say it was just saying that I arrived at the hospital in the ambulance, fucking lies), and it's on video record that I didn't consent to anything. That might not mean anything, but I swear I won't pay a single cent of that bill.

>>37358486
I feel like that constantly (but I better not let them see that or they'll lock me up forever lmao. Actually, they'd probably do that after seeing /r9k/ lel).

I'm pretty sleepy. Because of the withdrawals, I haven't slept in like 36 hours. If they do give me the benzo (pls pls pls God pls), then I'll probably pass the fuck out. If so, I'll make a new thread. But hopefully this one will last. I'll keep you guys updated, though I doubt most of you care haha. The IV is starting to hurt my arm

Taking my phone, kill me now.