>mom finally found the herbal jew What should I do guys,

>>37356589
Admit that you have a problem and go to rehabilitation

>>37356589
>What should I do guys

Fuck her

start gathering all the sources about how safe it is and the discriminatory practices that made and keep it illegal despite its safety. might soften the blow some

Stand your ground and remind her it's not a big deal she has to accept that you're growing up

Hide it better next time

>>37356589
>I think she might call the police
You really don't want her to do that. You must do whatever it takes to stop her, even if it means killing her. It's your life or hers.

>>37356677
Kek I guess I was getting careless
>stay in my room all day every day except for Wednesday
>play Pink Floyd and Phish and Grateful Dead on full volume
>keep the windows closed
>whenever my mom knocks on the door I scream at her to get out

>>37356757
thats a pretty ballsy approach, unless she is used to being treated like shit

>>37356659
This is the answer brobot

>>37356783
She is used to being treated like that, but I've been smoking every day for a year now so I guess I've slowly stopped thinking I'll get caught. Fuck I really don't want to get arrested it's not even that bad. I mean, I'm going to stay in my room anyway, and it's not like I'm selling it to anyone so why should the government care if I smoke marijuana? I'm not even on neetbux

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>>37356659
>growing up
>smoking weed

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Stop doing drugs.
Stop masturbating.
Stop watching porn.
Stop eating junk food.

If you hide/dispose of the herbal jew, how can anyone arrest you? It would be her word against yours.

>>37356879
>eating junk food
I don't give a fuck about eating. I eat one meal a day and it consists of a bowl of cereal, a slice of toast and an apple

>>37356909
>I don't give a fuck about eating. I eat one meal a day and it consists of a bowl of cereal, a slice of toast and an apple

ok

>>37356879
Oh shit, unironically posting Vargs words of Wisdom?

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>>37356904
>believing the word of a fat NEET neckbeard who is autistic

>>37356920
Fucking landwhale get off my board. What's so good about food anyway? I only eat because I have too

>>37356949
>Fucking landwhale get off my board. What's so good about food anyway? I only eat because I have too

ok

>>37356879
Don't you have anything better to do than posting on a brazilian banana farming board, Varg?

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>>37356909
>That's all you eat all day.
>Not even any meat in your diet.
Nigger you must be skeletor and malnutritioned as fuck. No wonder you're on this board for NEET incels.

>>37356973
>>Fucking landwhale get off my board. What's so good about food anyway? I only eat because I have too
>ok

Ok

>>37356936
OP already said he is not a NEET in another comment.
BTFO fag.

>>37356589
If she calls the police flush it I guess

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>>37357005
>implying i believe his faggot ass

>>37357015
They could just unscrew the pipe and retrieve it

>>37357002
>>>Fucking landwhale get off my board. What's so good about food anyway? I only eat because I have too
>>ok
>Ok

ok

>>37357039
If I give it to my dog, will they be able to find it? I really don't wanna get arrested

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Kek, gotta hide it better next time.

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>>37356922
Live in the country and have white children.

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>>37357029
>damage control
Just admit that you lost.

>>37357054
>>>>Fucking landwhale get off my board. What's so good about food anyway? I only eat because I have too
>>>ok
>>Ok
>ok
ok

>>37357098
>ok
>okay
top kek

>tfw the parents of a friend of mine ratted on him for selling weed
worst thing is that their reasoning was that he makes good money by chilling while they work hard for it

>>37357098
>>>>>Fucking landwhale get off my board. What's so good about food anyway? I only eat because I have too
>>>>ok
>>>Ok
>>ok
>ok
Okay

>>37357168
Kek, they won't like it when they discover neetbux

>>37357182
>>37357098 (You) #
>>>>>>Fucking landwhale get off my board. What's so good about food anyway? I only eat because I have too
>>>>>ok
>>>>Ok
>>>ok
>>ok
>Okay
Okey dokey

>>37357183
wee live in germany, here everybody can live off neetbux

>>37357235
Ich bin anon. Ich komme aus Chicago. Wer kommst du?

>>37357260
nice google translator skills

>>37356757
Sounds like going to jail is a good option for you.

>live in mom's house like the robot loser you are
>disrespect her
choose one and only one you stupid fag

>>37357343
Actually I took German in 8th grade