>TFW I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT

>>37356081
fembot here, pls be my bf

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>>37356099
GF?? I WANT GF I WANT GF I WAAANT

>>37356166
nice digits now show me that big picture of yours

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>>37356220
IM GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME TITS FIRST BB

>>37356311
then go see them, there's plenty around

>>37356311
>>37356166
>>37356081
What is this type of pepe supposed to be?

>>37356497
Homoerotic RAGE pepe

>>37356497
Ridly, the peep is too big for the picture though so it's hard to tell

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>>37356471
TIMESTAMPD TITAYS OR GTFO MY THREAD GF I WANT I WANT GF I GF I WANT

>>37356577
do you want pics of tits or do you want gf?
cause pics of tits are everywhere

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>>37356081
You don't.
>Found gf getting close to 30.
>TFW losing wizard powers for that girl
>That one girl who seemed to be cute and nice and sweet and everything I ever wanted for a woman
>We're great with each other, literally never fight, have fun together, she laughs at my jokes and we have amazing sex. She never knew I was a virgin.
>Suddenly, she goes to study abroad.
>Long Distance begins.
>She's still the same, sweet and nice and all.
>But I know something is different. I even fucking dream with it.
>I get paranoid, even mad. She confesses.
>She did exactly the stuff in my dream, guy even looked the same.
>We get into an open relationship. I never thought I would fall so much into cuckdom. >Still, I made her promise she'd cut contact with that guy and she'd tell me always before meeting someone.
>She does. Good gal
>I kinda recover my trust. Open rel and all. I don't hang around with other girls.
>She tells me she's gonna see someone, nearby city
>That dream again.
>That fucking vivid, bad dream.
>I make her confess again. It was the same guy. I leave her for a month or so but she wants to come back.
>I give in because fuck, we were so good together.
>She comes to visit me.
>Being with her is like meeting a friend. I have no passion for her whatsoever. I'm a wild stallion feeding on viagra steroids all day erryday, but feel like don't want to fuck her. Sex with her is meh. She notices it. Me too.
>I have no passion for her because I know she's not mine.
Fast forward.
>She goes to another city, where she has a friend with benefits.
>I state it clearly. No drugs and no wild kinky stuff.
>I dream of her having a foursome.
>That fucking feeling again
>FUCK.
Also 2d is superior to 3d because it will always remain faithful to the pure idea in which it was created.
Single now, not gonna make the same mistake again. Wish I could guess the next lottery number instead of this shit.

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>>37356688
SO GFS ARE BAD? WAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW

>>37356869
do something, anything at all

>>37356869
keep trying until good one

I'll be your (male) gf

>>37356869
Join the enlightened few and learn the ways of a loner

Step 1: Shut The Fuck Up!

Step 2: Realize everything you do can affect anything

Step 3: Dow what the Normies do, even if it jets or you fumble along the way

Challenge helps sharpen ones wit and skill

MAKE SHIA LEBEOUFF PROUD!

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>>37356869
You're supposed to carve your on path. Where that path leads it's up to you and no one else.

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>>37356869
PLEDGE YOU ALLEGIANCE TO BRITANNIA!
FIGHT FOR HER
KILL FOR HER
BLEED FOR HER
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, AND HER BLESSED ISLES!

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>>37356917
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>>37356956
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>>37357051
IF I KEEP POST THIS IM SURE TO GET GF SOON

>>37357115
but how can my vagina eat your dick when you're not putting out? Sad!

>>37356869
GFs aren't bad, they're amazing; that guy was just an idiot, long-distance doesn't work and shouldn't be attempted.

Can you stop making these threads? Some of us actually do want fembot gfs and le so randumb ironic xD retards like you are scaring them off.

>>37357546
lmao get a load of this fag trying to find a qt fembot gf in this shithole